BREAKING: NYC's DA enacts plan to get Trump reelected

[Steven Douglas]

This is Doc's type of humor, from the Babylon Bee, in which they
(Doc and the Babylon Bee) make up fake news stories. Except this
one is likely true, if the dumb Manhattan DA goes through with his
ridiculous case (which is actually no case) against Trump:

Headline: "Manhattan DA Announces Plan To Get Trump Elected In 2024"

[excerpt] Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg has announced a
brilliant new plan to get Trump elected President in 2024.

"I will stop at absolutely nothing to put Trump back in the White
House where he belongs," said Mr. Bragg. "I'm about to charge up
his base like you've never seen!" [end excerpt]

https://babylonbee.com/news/manhattan-da-announces-plan-to-get-trump-elected-in-2024

I've always wondered how Democrats can be so dumb, but this is
the topper of all time -- that an actual DA can be this dumb. But that's
what Trump Derangement Syndrome can do to a person. Look at
how it's affected Doc's life for the past six and a half years.

[JTEM is Magic]

Steven Douglas wrote:

> Headline: "Manhattan DA Announces Plan To Get Trump Elected In 2024"

This is the Clown World. Nobody will "Get" it.





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[docufo]

On Monday, March 20, 2023 at 9:26:18 PM UTC-7, JTEM is Magic wrote:
> Steven Douglas wrote:
>
> > Headline: "Manhattan DA Announces Plan To Get Trump Elected In 2024"
> This is the Clown World. Nobody will "Get" it.
>
>

Clowns can get it since a clown created it. Clowns always have an uncanny affinity that permits them to relate to all kinds of clowns.
Political hack clowns, apocalyptic clowns, racist clowns, media clowns, ex-President clowns, etc. It's all the clown family.

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[JTEM is Magic]

docufo wrote:

> Clowns can get it since a clown created it.

No. The portal was opened in 2016 by the screeching lunatics, spittle
flying, as they sacrificed a few goats, along with their dignity, to defeat
Hillary and overturn Roe v Wade...

Didn't you see Ghostbusters II? Same thing. Only different.




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[Steven Douglas]

On Monday, March 20, 2023 at 9:26:18 PM UTC-7, JTEM is Magic wrote:

> Steven Douglas wrote:
>
> > Headline: "Manhattan DA Announces Plan To Get Trump Elected In 2024"
>
> This is the Clown World. Nobody will "Get" it.

Conservatives get it, along with a few others who are not seriously
deranged by Trump Derangement Syndrome. But you're right about
those who don't get it, they are leading the parade in Clown World.

[Steven Douglas]

On Tuesday, March 21, 2023 at 3:01:51 PM UTC-7, docufo wrote:
> On Monday, March 20, 2023 at 9:26:18 PM UTC-7, JTEM is Magic wrote:
> > Steven Douglas wrote:
> >
> > > Headline: "Manhattan DA Announces Plan To Get Trump Elected In 2024"
> > This is the Clown World. Nobody will "Get" it.
> >
> >
> Clowns can get it since a clown created it.

Yes, that Manhattan DA is a First Class Clown.

>
> Clowns always have an uncanny affinity that permits them to relate to all kinds of clowns.

Yes, I've heard that it's the Clown's leftist followers who are pushing him
to go forward with this ridiculous case.
>
> Political hack clowns,

I couldn't have said it better myself -- about that Manhattan DA.

[docufo]

On Tuesday, March 21, 2023 at 5:11:36 PM UTC-7, JTEM is Magic wrote:
> docufo wrote:
>
> > Clowns can get it since a clown created it.
> No. The portal was opened in 2016 by the screeching lunatics,

The ostriches scream but the lunatics screech, eh? You're all mixed up.
Clowns are an "Id" construct derived from the commonly shared awareness by most humans that their behavior, if not existence, is essentially absurd. It is a collective cathartic experience that encompasses stand-up comedians, cartoon characters, satirists and even political extremists.
And daily reaffirmation of that absurdity in all its myriad forms tells us we're pathetic prisoners of our DNA, which we've barely begun to understand.
When you wear your UFO alien costume while humping garden gnomes, it's simply a manifestation of the Id's awareness human behavior doesn't make any sense a good part of the time.
https://www.joymascot.com/the-eyes-et-monster-adult-alien-mascot-costume-4067

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[docufo]

So, with a plethora of allegations of a variety of criminal behaviors by Donnie and his pals, they must be, in your myopic mindset, unfairly accused and should all be let go just as Donnie wants to pardon the Capitol rioters.
Despite decades of lawsuits against Donnie's crooked business practices and immoral behaviors, somehow, it's all been cooked up by leftist conspirators.
That unreal attitude's gotta' be the clown act of the century! Clowns don't care about reality because they're clowns. They mock reality. You, Donnie and his cultists, and the GOP daily mock reality. It's all fake unless some portion of it synchs with your and their paranoiac worldview, biases, values, conspiracy beliefs and prejudices.
Donnie's a serial crook. No fantasy at all. Trumper-loons control the House. No lie there. The GOP has turned into salivating kooks. No bullshit.
The USA is teetering on the edge of reality, sanity and civility. Sadly enough, no bullshit there either.
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[JTEM is Magic]

docufo wrote:

> The ostriches scream but the lunatics screech, eh?

I don't make the rules. I only repeat them.

> Clowns are an "Id" construct derived from the commonly shared awareness by most
> humans that their behavior, if not existence, is essentially absurd.

It's people. PEOPLE ARE THE CLOWNS! Not "awareness" or "Existence" but
people. People are goddamn clowns.





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[docufo]

On Tuesday, March 21, 2023 at 10:02:07 PM UTC-7, JTEM is Magic wrote:
> docufo wrote:
>
> > The ostriches scream but the lunatics screech, eh?
> I don't make the rules. I only repeat them.
> > Clowns are an "Id" construct derived from the commonly shared awareness by most
> > humans that their behavior, if not existence, is essentially absurd.
> It's people. PEOPLE ARE THE CLOWNS! Not "awareness" or "Existence" but
> people. People are goddamn clowns.
>
>
>

Psycho bitches and bastards are KARENS.
Violent mobs and fanatics are PATRIOTS.
Assholes and kooks are CLOWNS.
I'd prefer the old traditional labels. Not that it really matters.

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[Steven Douglas]

On Tuesday, March 21, 2023 at 9:51:17 PM UTC-7, docufo wrote:
> On Tuesday, March 21, 2023 at 9:29:03 PM UTC-7, Steven Douglas wrote:
> > On Tuesday, March 21, 2023 at 3:01:51 PM UTC-7, docufo wrote:
> > > On Monday, March 20, 2023 at 9:26:18 PM UTC-7, JTEM is Magic wrote:
> > > > Steven Douglas wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Headline: "Manhattan DA Announces Plan To Get Trump Elected In 2024"
> > > > This is the Clown World. Nobody will "Get" it.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > Clowns can get it since a clown created it.
>
> > Yes, that Manhattan DA is a First Class Clown.
> > >
> > > Clowns always have an uncanny affinity that permits them to relate to all kinds of clowns.
>
> > Yes, I've heard that it's the Clown's leftist followers who are pushing him
> > to go forward with this ridiculous case.
> > >
> > > Political hack clowns,
> >
> > I couldn't have said it better myself -- about that Manhattan DA.
>
> So, with a plethora of allegations of a variety of criminal behaviors by Donnie and his pals,

Do you even know the alleged charges that might (or might not)
be filed by the Manhattan Clown DA? I really doubt you even know,
but feel free to prove me wrong.

[JTEM is Magic]

docufo wrote:

> Psycho bitches and bastards are KARENS.

People are a caricature -- an obnoxious, offensive, ridiculous
caricature -- of everything they swear to hate.

It's over the top... it's CLOWN WORLD!

"Hey, let's violently suppress any non-approved political thought,
because we're so ant fascist!"

"Let's screech about WHITE! PEOPLE! because we're the furthest
thing from racist."





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[docufo]

I very much doubt all indictments from multiple sources will see no convictions at all. It'll only take one felony charge to stick to send Donnie's bullshit train off the tracks. And then you'll have to decide whether you want Bannon or someone else to carry out Donnie's retribution. Retribution for an electoral rigging that never happened. It's the shame of your party that they still want to believe his big lie. And it'll likely be their and this nation's ruin if that unproven claim continues to be the catalyst for your and their moral outrage. It'll likely lead to the most stupid civil war in history.
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[JTEM is Magic]

docufo wrote:

> I very much doubt all indictments from multiple sources will see no convictions at all.

Let's see... there's the classified documents thing, which Biden & O-Bum-Hole are more
guilty of. There's the fact that Trump didn't commit the "Crime" in the case of the porn
star. She did. Um, what other FUCKING CLOWN WORLD tricks are you playing?

The 1% clearly does not want Trump. That much should have told you something a
very long time ago.

They didn't like the Clintons! They thought Trump was more like to play their game
and he didn't...

As a frigging CLOWN, you keep repeating the exact same mistakes over & over
again!




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[docufo]

I can now see that you're not only a racist but a "clownist."
You've despised clowns ever since a party clown peed on your birthday cake at age 6.
And then you grew up pathologically condemning people by relating them to clowns.
Your hostility towards clowns is irrational but understandable on an emotional level.
~)~
``V

[JTEM is Magic]

docufo wrote:

> Your hostility towards clowns is irrational but understandable on an emotional level.

Speaking of clowns:

When did you decide that you trust the media?

You had never seen it so over the top biased as it had been in 2020. Except
maybe in the example of Gwobull Warbling. But this didn't bother you. In
fact, you took it as a sign of it's trustworthiness...

But when exactly did you decide that your brain was a blank slate for the
media to write on?





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[Steven Douglas]

On Wednesday, March 22, 2023 at 10:12:33 PM UTC-7, docufo wrote:
> On Wednesday, March 22, 2023 at 11:29:34 AM UTC-7, Steven Douglas wrote:
> > On Tuesday, March 21, 2023 at 9:51:17 PM UTC-7, docufo wrote:
> > > On Tuesday, March 21, 2023 at 9:29:03 PM UTC-7, Steven Douglas wrote:
> > > > On Tuesday, March 21, 2023 at 3:01:51 PM UTC-7, docufo wrote:
> > > > > On Monday, March 20, 2023 at 9:26:18 PM UTC-7, JTEM is Magic wrote:
> > > > > > Steven Douglas wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Headline: "Manhattan DA Announces Plan To Get Trump Elected In 2024"
> > > > > > This is the Clown World. Nobody will "Get" it.
>
> > > > > Clowns can get it since a clown created it.
>
> > > > Yes, that Manhattan DA is a First Class Clown.
>
> > > > > Clowns always have an uncanny affinity that permits them to relate to all kinds of clowns.
>
> > > > Yes, I've heard that it's the Clown's leftist followers who are pushing him
> > > > to go forward with this ridiculous case.
>
> > > > > Political hack clowns,
>
> > > > I couldn't have said it better myself -- about that Manhattan DA.
>
> > > So, with a plethora of allegations of a variety of criminal behaviors by Donnie and his pals,
>
> > Do you even know the alleged charges that might (or might not)
> > be filed by the Manhattan Clown DA? I really doubt you even know,
> > but feel free to prove me wrong.
>
> I very much doubt all indictments from multiple sources will see no convictions at all.

All of what indictments? There have been no indictments so far.
And, of course, you could not answer my question about the
alleged charges that the Manhattan Clown DA is trying to get
a Grand Jury to approve. You know nothing about the supposed
charges. You did not even know that the Manhattan DA is not a
federal agency.

[docufo]

We're talking about pending or possible indictments. Of course, no indictments have yet materialized.
Donald faces "multiple sources" of investigation that may have enough evidence to indict. Those include the Manhattan DA's investigation into "hush money" in the renewed Stormy Daniels case (previously a civil suit), Georgia's Fulton County case where a special grand jury is investigating Donnie's attempt to pressure the Sec. of State there to garner needed votes for a win, the Mar-a-Lago secret documents cache and Donnie's repeated refusals to hand them over, but the most potentially devastating case - the electoral rigging hoax and the resultant Jan. 6, 2021 Trumper assault on the Capitol - has a complex of possible federal law violations and let's not forget Donnie's facing a probe into his possible tax evasion.

Well, let me put it bluntly: even if ALL these investigations reveal Donnie's clean as a newborn baby, and he goes on unfettered with his reelection campaign, and if he even wins the 2024 election, a majority of voters will know he's had a long history as a serial business fraudster, and lies like a goddamn flea-bitten bear rug! LOL! And even if there's no convictions, there'll be many Americans unwilling to trust a serial crook. And it's very unlikely he'll ever get a popular majority to put his bastardly butt back into office. With the magic of the EC vote, Donnie might get into the Oval Office but it would seem almost certain that "victory" for his corrupted self will ignite a veritable firestorm of civil unrest like the nation's not seen since the 1960s, and perhaps the 1860s.

It'd be a terribly socially, politically and economically roiled USA if that happened. And the Left's committed to ensuring that at the very least, Donnie will have one felony conviction that will derail his authoritarian future he envisions.

I quote:

The most interesting case, and perhaps the most consequential for American democracy, involves Trump’s attempts to steal the 2020 election—something often shorthanded as “January 6” but that includes not just the riot that day but also the weeks-long paperwork coup that preceded it. Though Willis’s investigation captures one slice of that, her purview is also restricted to one state among the several where Trump tried to interfere with results. A federal case has the potential to really capture much of the scope of the former president’s plot against American democracy.

Delivering on that potential will not be easy. The scope is enormous: fake electors, the Justice Department mutiny, the actual January 6 riot, the pressure campaign against Mike Pence, and more, all united by the goal of keeping Trump in power despite the outcome of the election in Biden’s favor. Although the House committee uncovered a great deal of evidence, some of it is hearsay and thus not admissible in court, and although in common parlance Trump is clearly to blame, securing a conviction is still tough. “Even if in your heart of hearts you think he is guilty, can you get 12 strangers to agree?” McQuade asked.

After a years-long elaborate dance with the law in which he usually stayed just one step ahead, Donald Trump now faces at least three serious investigations that could produce criminal charges. He denies wrongdoing in all cases, but many legal experts think that prosecutors have grounds to charge him and will. Others believe that Trump shouldn’t be charged, or that prosecutors might choose not to charge him even if they can.

What actually will happen is unpredictable. We don’t know what pieces of evidence—or even what investigations—might exist that aren’t public, we don’t know how prosecutors will wield the discretion the law affords them, and, of course, we don’t know how a jury might fall on any charges that end up being tried. But the mountains of evidence already before the public—about Trump’s attempt to overturn the 2020 election, about his handling of government documents, and about his previous interactions with the justice system—suggest a fierce conflict to come. “He has learned that due process is the Achilles’ heel of liberal democracy,” Paul Rosenzweig, a former federal prosecutor, told me. “He’s weaponized the court systems all of his life.”

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/01/indictment-donald-trump-fulton-georgia-mar-a-lago-documents-january-6/672800/

Indictments will probably spark all manner of mayhem across the nation perpetrated by far rightists and if only one felony sticks on Donnie's back, it could devolve into civil war. It'd be the stupidest civil war ever. But warfare, generally, is a gross stupidity and a horrid waste of lives and resources. It will likely, though, be quite profitable for the elite. And the mass medias, too. Along with the funeral home and cemetery businesses.

If Donnie escapes it all, with no felonies, and continues his campaign, enraged leftists will go after him and his supporters, tooth and nail, I fear. The two groups will clash in the streets and everywhere else. It's not in this nation's best interest to rehire a serial crook and pathological liar that's had such poor presidential and private behaviors.

Stop the partisan grind mill, junior, for one minute and in your conscience, consider this: Jimmy Carter's moral character was vastly superior to Donnie's, and even GW Bush, GHW Bush, Reagan, Obama and Clinton didn't attempt to pull off an electoral rigging hoax and use that dangerous lie as a basis to incite their followers to attack our Capitol.

Donnie's tenure was way more corrupted than even Richard Milhouse Nixon's. And far more dangerous. NIxon wasn't a cult star for maniacs, malcontents and the mindless. For Donnie, it was four years of senseless warfare in the Press Sec.'s briefings, childish fights with celebs and journalists and today, it's Jetson's-style cities and flying cars, digital trading cards with Donnie as various superheroes, grandiose plans to make America into a virtual utopia and viciously depicting Democrats as traitorous conspiratorial commies and socialists or Biden as godless and evil, rioters as misunderstood maligned "patriotic" heroes, and himself as a mistreated great patriot whose mission it is to save the nation from leftist-caused ruin. LOL!! He is the ruinous one. A warrior without a believable, justifiable cause, and nothing substantial to prove his allegations.

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[Steven Douglas]

What are the charges being considered in that case?