Dani You asked about 'men's secrets'
Werewolfy
difficult.
The below pasted report has made me reveal some things I loath about
women..and wonder what the Hell you all do it for? Men..well, most men
anyway..hate the horrible stuff.
You (generally a 'you') drown yourselves in vile smelling liquid which
you buy at ridiculous prices, and which makes you smell vile. No-one
can bloody breathe when you walk by, even in the open air; the 'scent'
of the stuff is stiffling and nauseous. Why do you bathe in 'perfume'?
It's foul, vile, obnoxious, revolting odour. The stuff stinks.
Why do you plaster your faces with strange creams, and paint your lips
with ghastly sticky animal fat that make you look like a fucking
Vampire after a feast? I can't kiss a girl wearing the sticky foul
greasy stuff..what is the matter with your own natural lips?
Why do you paint your fingernails and toenails ...like some sort of
Red Indian warrior intent on mischief. You love long pointy red claws
and think them to be 'attractive'. Good for scratching your back they
may be..but they gave as much appeal as a pile of dog's excrement. Now
you are even painting the bloody things black..you look like you have
caught your fingers in a car door.
And finally, why oh why do you walk around on 6 inch nails rather than
an ordinary flat shoe? You look so stupid, clack, clack, clack,
clacking along.
Werewolfy
'Humans killed for their fat'
Nov 20th 2009
It sounds like something from a horror film, but the BBC has today
reported that four people have been arrested in Peru on suspicion of
killing dozens of people in order to sell their fat and tissue for
cosmetic uses in Europe.
It's alleged that the gang pounced on people on lonely roads, luring
them with fake job offers before killing them and then extracting
their fat, which can fetch up to £9,000 per litre.
Police in Peru say they suspect that the liquidised product has been
sold on to cosmetics and pharmaceutical companies in Europe. Although
human fat is widely used in modern cosmetic procedures, it is usually
the patient's own fat that is utilised and under strict legal
guidelines.
Horribly, police say the gang could be responsible for the
disappearances of up to 60 people in the region and that the
ringleader may have been killing people for their fat for more than
three decades.
At least five other suspects, including two Italian nationals, remain
at large.
Doc
"Werewolfy" <Werew...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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Kudos to you, Wolfy, for leveling life's gender playing ground unabashedly.
Yes, many men don't appreciate women using perfume.
On their bodies, in their homes, in their vehicles, in the workplace, out in
retail land.
Everywhere we smell waves of this strongly fragrant stuff wafting through
the air, lingering for hours after they've gone.
So strong is it that it causes some breathing difficulty, congests the nose,
irritates the eyes.
It seems women are busy trying to make their world, our world, into one huge
flower shop.
I don't know of many men who even like to smell flowers.
You can readily see the retailers and manufacturers have made much of their
product lines to appeal to womens' orafactory senses.
Men search in near vain for products that either aren't perfumed or have
barely any scent.
I, myself, use laundry detergents and additives that are 'free and clear',
deodorants that have little scent, unscented hair spray, and low-scent body
soaps.
Yes, and their painted pointy nails, painted lips, heavy eye shadows are
annoying, too.
It seems women can't just be natural - they must reflect whatever societal
fashion trends and whims their sisters conform to and merchandisers promote.
One wonders how pointed nails are practical in any sense, other than
effective body scratchers.
Men can attest to the high capability of their scratching instruments during
sexual intercourse, with skin marks left behind on their backs, chests, and
buttocks!!!
It's like we just got through tangling with a bobcat.
And relieved we survived, albeit damaged.
Women sigh, satisfied they've had their multiple or single orgasms, and
smile at us, as we look in the mirror and survey the skin damage, and glad
we are able to still see, by keeping their claws away from our face.
I'm ready to proclaim that women be required to wear protective gloves
during lovemaking.
My old stepdad once said, "Women are smelly things, Gary, and I'd bet when
they die, you can smell their ghosts."
Sure enough, ghost hunters often report perfumy phenomena floating through
haunted houses, sans any sightings of ghostly female bodies.
It seems, even in death, their strong flowery odors bedevil men.
Doc
Werewolfy
> "Werewolfy" <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
Mr Bean.
The first 30 seconds is about a busker..then he enters a shop selling
perfume...:)
Doc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AABvc7Y9hpE
Oh yeah, we've all experienced that 'wall' of heavy perfume in the cosmetics
department. Next worst is probably the laundry detergent/house deodorizer
aisle.
LOL! Funny, but also sad and true.
Doc
Woodswun
A couple of days ago I was walking across a parking lot to go into a
mall. A woman came out and left a perfumed vapor trail 100 feet in
her wake. It was unbelievable. Some guys leave a vapor trail, too.
It's bad when someone who still has a stuffed up nose can follow where
you've been after you've left the area.
Woods
Werewolfy
> Oh yeah, we've all experienced that 'wall' of heavy perfume in the cosmetics
> department. Next worst is probably the laundry detergent/house deodorizer
> aisle.
> LOL! Funny, but also sad and true.
How the assistants can survive a day in there is beyond me. After 30
seconds I am choking, frantic for the exit. Bean was funny..because it
is so true.
But they still do it. They still spend a fortune on unsavoury boiled
body parts to create 'wonders' such as 'Fragrance of Spring' or other
similar deliberate mis-leadingly named 'scent'.
WOMEN; You stink, plain and simple. Throw away your perfume, throw
away your powders and sticky muck that so many plaster their faces
with, using a trowel. Get rid of that awful lipstick...it's animal
fats and if you imagine your lips are improved by sporting such
disgusting products in ugly colours on your face, then think again.
Cut your nails and stop painting the bloody things.
Be natural. There is nothing as attractive as a natural girl. Don't
make your boy-friends/husbands have to suffer the stench of perfume or
the sticky mess of animal fats you smear all over yourselves.
There Doc. I see we are 'as one'. Most men are too...but tell their
wives, "Yes, that's nice Dear" through a sense of appeasement.
Werewolfy
Doc
A single young woman who lives directly underneath me had so much room
deodorizer that on a still night, in warm weather, it floated up into my
apartment and literally choked me. I had to close the window, turn on the
two vent fans, and sit in an uncomfortably warm room until she finally
closed her window and went to bed. Fortunately for me, since she's on the
ground floor, she's wary of leaving the window open during the night.
However, something happened late this summer.
The heavy flowery smell stopped totally. I suspect it either was hurting her
house cat, or choking her visiting boyfriend.
Perhaps, paint was beginning to peel off the damned walls...
Doc ;))~
Dani
> A little late, but as I have no secrets, immediate response was
> difficult.
Hi, Ricky.. I'm answering a little late as well; I've lost my
Newsreader and I LOATHE using google soooo...
Just bear with me (horrible formatting when I use google),
I can't speak for all women, but I'll try to answer as accurately
as possible.
> The below pasted report has made me reveal some things I loath about
> women..and wonder what the Hell you all do it for? Men..well, most men
> anyway..hate the horrible stuff.
> You (generally a 'you') drown yourselves in vile smelling liquid which
> you buy at ridiculous prices, and which makes you smell vile.
I don't. I very rarely use perfume at all...ever. I have one brand
that
I find an exception to, though...this one:
"Dream Angel's Heavenly" ..which I simply adore.
And even when I use that one, I don't even spray it directly on my
body; I spray it facing away from me, into the air, then walk through
it as to only have a very faint mist of it emanating off me. And I do
that
precisely for the reason you describe...to avoid that nasty "ewww,
did
that woman take a BATH in that perfume!?!" impression from others
around me.
But even much more-so, I do it for myself because I don't want to be
inhaling the stuff all day/night long.
>No-one
> can bloody breathe when you walk by, even in the open air; the 'scent'
> of the stuff is stiffling and nauseous. Why do you bathe in 'perfume'?
> It's foul, vile, obnoxious, revolting odour. The stuff stinks.
As I describe above, I don't...but why do some others? Hmmm, beats
me. Maybe they just like the smell? Or they have the false
impression
that men like it? Maybe they like feeling feminine and sensual?
It goes both ways too, Ricky. I don't like when men drown themselves
in some of those God-awful brands of Cologne they have out these
days. Yuck. I'm such a strong woman that I need a "manly-man"
and I can't STAND "pretty-boys" ..ugh!
You know, the ones who are always putting after-shave on, always
buying various different brands of Cologne, putting gel in their hair,
styling their hair etc..
Oh Christ.. get THIS, Ricky...there are men who WAX and shape
their eyebrows!!! OH GOD! They WAX! LOL!
Oh and the ones that spend hours at the Gym lifting weights,
some even taking Steroids; the ones who are OBSESSED with
being "pretty" ..again - Ugh!
> Why do you plaster your faces with strange creams,
Creams.. hmm.. well, for me, I wash my face with Noxema,
and it works well but tends to leave my skin a bit dry, so
normally I apply "dry skin cream" (Loreal Plentitude) just
to keep it from feeling irritated (nothing to do with aesthetics),
it's merely for the smooth feeling, and to get rid of the dry,
irritating feeling Noxema tends to leave the condition of my
skin in after I use it.
But again.. I use that for *myself* ..not for men!
>and paint your lips
> with ghastly sticky animal fat that make you look like a fucking
> Vampire after a feast? I can't kiss a girl wearing the sticky foul
> greasy stuff..what is the matter with your own natural lips?
Well, supposedly full-lips are the "ideal" (I'd say almost ALL
Fashion Models have full-lips), so maybe women think that
lip-stick will make their lips appear fuller?
There are actually lip-stick brands out there that claim they
can make lips appear "fuller" ..they call it "Lip-Plumpers"
or something like that. Women also actually have Cosmetic
SURGERY (surgery!!!) and have fat injected into their lips!!
Oh My!
I have full-lips already so I don't like to accentuate them
too much as to appear to have far TOO full lips!
Usually I wear a slightly tinted gloss...but nothing too
heavy.
> Why do you paint your fingernails and toenails ...like some sort of
> Red Indian warrior intent on mischief.
I sometimes paint my nails, I like it. Never a deep, dark red,
though.
And I paint my toenails normally only in the summer time when I'm
always wearing open-toed shoes.
Also...in the summer when I have a tan on my hands and feet,
a light colored nail and toe polish tend to accentuate the tan
and I like the look of that, also.
And again, Ricky...I do this for myself...NOT for men!
>You love long pointy red claws
...not me.
Here, look what I found (speaking of that), this is utterly
stomach turning and revolting. Oh, sick!
Check out THESE "fingernails":
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32991216/ns/today-today/displaymode/1247/?beginSlide=1
Oh Christ! I'll have Nightmares!
> and think them to be 'attractive'. Good for scratching your back they
> may be..but they gave as much appeal as a pile of dog's excrement. Now
> you are even painting the bloody things black..you look like you have
> caught your fingers in a car door.
I would never wear long false nails, or paint them black.
But in defense of some women who do paint them black, most times
it's some sorta "statement" ..and/or a way of showing their
individuality.
Much like those who pierce their noses, lips, tongues etc.. and get
Tattoos. Oh...and some men do the same (paint their nails black).
A way of expressing themselves.
> And finally, why oh why do you walk around on 6 inch nails rather than
> an ordinary flat shoe?
Well, I'm 5 foot, 8 inches, so I actually try to downplay my height as
much
as possible because all my friends and family are shorter than me. My
ex-husband was even shorter than me! I would NEVER, and have NEVER
worn heels. Not only because of my height, either.. but because I
don't
find them appealing.
If I find a shoe/boot that I adore, and it has a bit of a lift (like
the boots I
just ordered, the UGG ones...I'll make an exception). But those boots
are *wedges* not heels! Complete difference.
See:
http://www.shopping2easy.com/uggsandrablack.html
Wedges. And they're only 3 inches.
>You look so stupid, clack, clack, clack,
> clacking along.
Again, not me.
And I can't speak for all other women obviously, but I can
speculate. And in my opinion...maybe they do so because
of things that some men say such as:
"Oh, I only like young, thin, pretty girls!" etc..
And there are many shallow men out there that either couldn't
care less about the INSIDE of the girl/woman (her intellect, her
humor, her personality, her heart etc..), or give the impression
that all they care about are the woman's OUTSIDE!
There's also influence from what the "ideal" female should
look like due to Hollywood, Fashion Magazines, Celebs etc..
When women hear things like:
"Oh, she must be thin, young and very pretty."
..that gives her the impression that her mind; her intellect;
her personality; her compassion; her humor; and all her other
wonderful attributes don't mean a thing if she's not tall, thin and
in-between the ages of 18-35!!
So to answer your questions...a lot of the reasons women do these
things (the make-up, nails, perfume etc..) is because of the shallow
things they hear men saying. Point Blank.
Oh and my message to those shallow men:
If you say things like that about us females...you had better be of
Brad Pitt or Justin Timberlake or Prince William Caliber yourself,
first! Or you haven't a leg to stand on.
.. ;)
Cheers,
Dani
Werewolfy
"I have full-lips already so I don't like to accentuate them too much"
Oh God, Dani. I may well be..mature...but if you go on talking like
that, I may have a dangerously high blood pressure reading....;)
That was a wonderful, balanced response...perfect. Men who do such
things as wearing scents are simply Nancy Boys. If they start to 'wax'
themselves..then they are repulsive non-gender egotists. These sort of
people only care about themselves. The best place for them is in a
dark corner where they can indulge their fantasies alone. The 'Macho
Muscle' types who spend most of their time in a Gym', are the
same...but in addition have very small brains.
I'm as 'bad' as most men..I do rather like pretty girls between 18 and
35 too...but if they open their mouths to speak, and I hear some
whining idiotic lunacy or a boring uneducated voice emerge..then they
might as well be old hags of 150 years. Have to be intelligent and
good company too...Have to be able to talk and be interesting. Have to
be sincere and have to actually like me and my character. Failing
that, well, pretty girls are just for looking at in passing, then
forgotten.
The explanations were excellent; trouble is it leaves me with a smile
and a happy expression, where neither the smile, nor the expression is
appropriate...;)
On that note...time to make coffee (large cup)
Ricky
Woodswun
> On Nov 20, 3:01 pm, Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > A little late, but as I have no secrets, immediate response was
> > difficult.
>
> Hi, Ricky.. I'm answering a little late as well; I've lost my
> Newsreader and I LOATHE using google soooo...
>
> Just bear with me (horrible formatting when I use google),
>
> I can't speak for all women, but I'll try to answer as accurately
> as possible.
>
> > The below pasted report has made me reveal some things I loath about
> > women..and wonder what the Hell you all do it for? Men..well, most men
> > anyway..hate the horrible stuff.
> > You (generally a 'you') drown yourselves in vile smelling liquid which
> > you buy at ridiculous prices, and which makes you smell vile.
>
> I don't. I very rarely use perfume at all...ever. I have one brand
> that
> I find an exception to, though...this one:
>
http://www.chron.com/apps/comics/showComick.mpl?date=20091122&name=Zits
>
> Oh Christ.. get THIS, Ricky...there are men who WAX and shape
> their eyebrows!!! OH GOD! They WAX! LOL!
>
> Oh and the ones that spend hours at the Gym lifting weights,
> some even taking Steroids; the ones who are OBSESSED with
> being "pretty" ..again - Ugh!
>
> > Why do you plaster your faces with strange creams,
>
> Creams.. hmm.. well, for me, I wash my face with Noxema,
> and it works well but tends to leave my skin a bit dry, so
> normally I apply "dry skin cream" (Loreal Plentitude) just
> to keep it from feeling irritated (nothing to do with aesthetics),
> it's merely for the smooth feeling, and to get rid of the dry,
> irritating feeling Noxema tends to leave the condition of my
> skin in after I use it.
>
> http://www.beautyencounter.com/071249621011.html?utm_source=shopzilla...
> http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32991216/ns/today-today/displaymode/1247/...