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Werewolfy

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Jul 9, 2009, 6:28:38 AM7/9/09
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Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate

An American man has died after falling into a vat of boiling melted
chocolate in a New Jersey processing plant.

Published: 2:11AM BST 09 Jul 2009

The Camden County prosecutor's office identified the victim as 29-year-
old Vincent Smith II. He was a temporary worker at the Cocoa Services
Inc. plant.

The bizarre accident took place at 10.30am on Wednesday morning. Mr
Smith was standing on a plank above the vat loading chocolate into a
tank where it is melted and mixed before being shipped elsewhere to be
made into chocolate bars.

Laughlin, the Prosecutor's spokesman, said a co-worker tried to shut
off the machine and two others tried to pull Mr Smith out of the 8-
foot-deep vat.

However, they could not save him because he was hit and fatally
injured by the agitator that mixes the chocolate.

Fox News reported he was in the vat of boiling chocolate for 10
minutes before rescue crews arrived on the scene. When the ambulance
crew finally pulled him out he was dead.

The tank, reportedly filled with chocolate bound for Hershey bars, was
heated at 120F.

In July 2002, a 19-year-old died in a similar incident when he fell
into a vat for mixing and melting chocolate at a plant in Montgomery
County.

JTEM

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Jul 9, 2009, 6:32:30 AM7/9/09
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Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate

"Man," huh? Well that ruled you out...

Werewolfy

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Jul 9, 2009, 6:52:15 AM7/9/09
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On 9 July, 11:32, JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:

"Man," huh? Well that ruled you out...

I had rather hoped that it was you boiling away merrily.

Werewolfy

JTEM

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Jul 9, 2009, 8:56:37 AM7/9/09
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Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> JTEM <jte...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> "Man," huh? Well that ruled you out...
>
> I had rather hoped that it was you boiling away merrily.

Jealousy is such an ugly emotion, my monkey.

Doc

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Jul 9, 2009, 5:52:24 PM7/9/09
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"Werewolfy" <Werew...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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As comedian Jackie Gleason would often say, "How sweeeet it is!"
Hershey could've found a limited market among some remote S. American tribes
reported to still favor cannibalism.
"SMITHereens Bars"
"Little bits of young tender human flesh in a rich dark chocolate bar."
Now, if JTEM had fallen into the vat, it would've been marketed thusly:
"Crazy Choco Starfish"
"Bitter white chocolate with little flaky brown bits of fairy asshole."

Doc ;))~

>

Werewolfy

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Jul 9, 2009, 6:47:01 PM7/9/09
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On 9 July, 22:52, "Doc" <cmdrl...@gmail.com> wrote:

> As comedian Jackie Gleason would often say, "How sweeeet it is!"
> Hershey could've found a limited market among some remote S. American tribes
> reported to still favor cannibalism.
> "SMITHereens Bars"
> "Little bits of young tender human flesh in a rich dark chocolate bar."
> Now, if JTEM had fallen into the vat, it would've been marketed thusly:
> "Crazy Choco Starfish"
> "Bitter white chocolate with little flaky brown bits of fairy asshole."


Even a S American tribesman would vomit at the thought of eating JTEM,
Doc! I imagined we had got rid of the Troll; I think he has been
having a hard time discussing ancient Egyptian matters according to
his history, so he's prowling around again.

Been a 'funny' day, with one thing and another. Even mad Claude has
been writing incomprehensible posts (Yes, I know he always does, but
this one is the worst ever) and I think he has gone quite mad now.

All this time and JTEM is still talking about monkeys. Insanity is a
sad thing..;)

Werewolfy

JTEM

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Jul 9, 2009, 8:53:31 PM7/9/09
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Werewolfy <Werewol...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> "Doc" <cmdrl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > [---drool---]
> [---licking sounds---]

Oh, look, the brain trust is in operation. I guess that
means someone ran out of bananas again....

Doc

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Jul 10, 2009, 1:46:55 PM7/10/09
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"Werewolfy" <Werew...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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JTEM lives in a redneck cowboy state, Wolfy. It's only a matter of time
until he ends up like this fellow...
http://www.shadowpaths.com/desert%20cemetery%201.jpg
And the sooner, the better, I say.
Doc ;))~
>

Doc

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Jul 10, 2009, 1:48:34 PM7/10/09
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"JTEM" <jte...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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No, you didn't run out. Check your rectum cavity!

>

JTEM

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Jul 10, 2009, 2:16:27 PM7/10/09
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"Doc" <cmdrl...@gmail.com> wrote:

> No, you didn't run out. Check your rectum cavity!

There you go, quoting your mom again...

Doc

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Jul 10, 2009, 2:51:58 PM7/10/09
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"JTEM" <jte...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Doc" <cmdrl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> No, you didn't run out. Check your rectum cavity!
>
> There you go, quoting your mom again...

Please remove your butt plug and tell us what Nostradamus says.

JTEM

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Jul 11, 2009, 8:43:19 PM7/11/09
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"Doc" <cmdrl...@gmail.com> wrote:

>  Please remove your butt plug

Stop projecting. I mean, just because you keep your
own head up there....


Doc

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Jul 12, 2009, 5:42:25 PM7/12/09
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"JTEM" <jte...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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"Doc" <cmdrl...@gmail.com> wrote:

Stop projecting...

JTEM

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Jul 14, 2009, 10:50:53 AM7/14/09
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"Doc" <cmdrl...@gmail.com> wrote:

> "JTEM" <jte...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>

> Stop projecting. I mean, just because you keep your
> own head up there....
>
> Stop projecting...

"Monkey see Monkey do."

Doc

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Jul 15, 2009, 1:05:49 AM7/15/09
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"JTEM" <jte...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Your simian parents did too much one night long ago.
>

JTEM

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Jul 15, 2009, 1:06:35 PM7/15/09
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"Doc" <cmdrl...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Your simian

Yes, quite clever that. Took you hours, didn't it?
I can tell.

Doc

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Jul 16, 2009, 12:36:59 AM7/16/09
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"JTEM" <jte...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Was it the peanuts or cantaloupe pieces you punched the big colored buttons
for that clued you?
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JTEM

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Jul 16, 2009, 11:09:40 AM7/16/09
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"Doc" <cmdrl...@gmail.com> wrote:

> Was it the peanuts or cantaloupe pieces

Still having trouble telling them apart, I see.


Doc

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Jul 17, 2009, 3:52:16 AM7/17/09
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"JTEM" <jte...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Doc" <cmdrl...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Was it the peanuts or cantaloupe pieces
>
> Still having trouble telling them apart, JTEM told his trainers, who tried
> to get him to stop eating his feces, which he thought were chocolate donut
> holes.

>
>

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