UAPRO near exclusive: The Search is ON! Aliens!

[JTEM is Magic]

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They're looking for an interstellar object that landed in
the ocean back in 2014.






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[docufo]

On Friday, March 24, 2023 at 6:54:11 PM UTC-7, JTEM is Magic wrote:
> https://uapro.tumblr.com/post/712726649619267584/harvard-physicist-plans-expedition-to-find-alien
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> They're looking for an interstellar object that landed in
> the ocean back in 2014.
>
>

It was probably a piece of that solar system-penetrating stoney dildo you and a Harvard professor think is an alien ship.

There's supposedly a great comet on its way to visit us at closest approach around September or October, hailed by astronomers as potentially as bright as the Hale-Bopp comet of 1997. You may recall that it spawned a cultic reaction in California in which a number of people committed mass suicide, believing their souls would be fetched by an alien mothership they believed the comet really was. And transported to a virtual utopia or heavenly realm.
It was also the year the infamous Phoenix Lights caused quite a stir - and still is in some quarters. Clinton was in office then, and he and an associate attorney general pried into governmental and military files to find out what UFOs might be. Clinton and Carter were the most inquisitive and open on the subject, the latter having witnessed a UFO with friends in Georgia.
The new comet has a Chinese name, so we might expect some Americans to think it's not really a comet but a pre-attack decoy.
LOL! You'd likely be one of 'em.

@y@
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[JTEM is Magic]

docufo wrote:

> It was probably a piece of that solar system-penetrating stoney dildo you
> and a Harvard professor think is an alien ship.

You're not an honest man, Barry, having lived a lifetime of deceit... hocking
your UFO goods on gullible women and the intellectually challenged.

You can't fathom a JTEM who often spells out the truth...

I don't need little green men probing my anus. For me, the sky is enough. It's
beautiful and those lights -- each one a point so distance that it OVER taxes
our imagination. It's so far beyond anything we've experienced, anything we
could experience yet it's all laid out for us in the night sky.

I do like testing. I do like exploration and experimentation. I do. And this guy
is looking for a rock NOT space -- not OUR space -- but a different solar
system. Yeah, sure, we both know he's doing it with fingers crossed, hoping
it's alien tech but, so aren't we. But in my case it doesn't have to be. It's
exciting enough; the physical piece of a different solar system!

You spent most of your life convinced that something akin to "My Favorite
Martian" was vacationing here on earth, and the government was hiding this
from you. Chasing a rock, to you, isn't simply anticlimactic. It's disappointing.

It's depressing.

What I said about Oumuamua, and I know it shocks you, my saying what I
mean, was that it needed to be studied. That, it's behavior was so strange
that it didn't need to be alien tech, it was still important. In fact, calling it
alien tech kind of dismisses it's importance. If it's natural then we can
understand it and even duplicate it.. from afar! All we need is enough data.
If it's alien tech it's excessively unlikely that we might ever do that.

I will say this though, just to feed that narcissism of yours:

There are a shit ton of people who believe Oumuamua is a potential if not
all-but-certain piece of alien tech. And we know this because of the endless
stream of bullshit "Reported" on the subject, quoting "Official" sources.

The reporting follows the same pattern of every other bullshit story, such as
the invasion of Iraq. We didn't have "a" reason to invade, we had reason du
jour.. every day...

Oumuamua has been "Explained" so many times, each using a different
explanation, that I've lost track of them.





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[docufo]

Well, what's so difficult to accept that "Oumaumua" is just a seemingly very rare and unusually shaped fucking rock??!

And the Harvard professor has made himself into a pop sensation on the mainstream medias, much like other scientists that frequent late-night talk shows peddling their theories.

And selling their books, of course.

We don't really know what the space dildo actually looks like in detail. MIght we have had such details, you'd probably, again, peed your clown pants.

"It's a leftist coverup! It's aliens!!" you'd have exclaimed, popping out your rainbow butt plug, after hearing NASA confirmed it was just a weird rock.

I'd like to have the aliens be confirmed, there, or anywhere. Yet, there's no compelling reason to think it couldn't be anything more than a weird, elongated rock that's apparently very rare.

I believe we have the "aliens" or parahumans amongst us, with their air-sea craft being reported and have long ago intermarried the two species since pre-biblical times.

That means that you, me, Steven, Mike or anyone could have their genes. There may be an "alien" inside you, so to speak.

That would explain, partly anyway, why you don't want to admit UFO aliens are here: their superiority frightens and angers you. Their higher intelligence intimidates you. The thought of homo sapiens being comparatively "dumb" angers you. It may be the beings came from another world or sprang from simians as humans did. But they have a brain capacity far beyond humans but, other than that, were/are indistinguishable from our species. However, they still wrestle with the bad among them as we do. Their evil ones could've played major roles in biblical times, misinterpreted as God's doings. In modern times their androids help conceal their identity while they enjoy torturing human abductees.

There's probably one or two of 'em have got your sculptured butt on their agenda for reworking with lasers. It'll probably be more the shape of a triangle afterwards or possibly a Tic Tac. You'll need to buy new pants.

#y@
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[JTEM is Magic]

docufo wrote:

> Well, what's so difficult to accept that "Oumaumua" is just a seemingly very rare and
> unusually shaped fucking rock??!

Well there's the claim that it accelerated.

If it's natural, and we can figure out why/how we can accelerate space missions
without fuel. I'd say that's pretty spiffy.

And I don't apologize at all for my use of the word "Spiffy."

Accelerating space craft without fuel is SPIFFY!

Of course, if it's very off behavior is NOT natural then it's also quite interesting.

> And the Harvard professor has made himself into a pop sensation on the mainstream
> medias, much like other scientists that frequent late-night talk shows peddling their
> theories.

I'm rooting for the guy. He's doing it right. He's not saying anything kooky. I mean, you
got your start as a Fred Crisman groupie, chasing UFO-JFK conspiracies. You want
SECRET BASES and anal probes! Of course you think searching for debris from another
solar system is "Kooky."

Look. My philosophy is "The kookier the idea the better." Assuming you devise a test,
and this man has!

He's not rambling incoherently, stream of consciousness, letting 'er rip with anything
he can think of. He's coming up with solid ideas, rather conservative compared to
you, and devising tests...

> We don't really know what the space dildo actually looks like in detail.

Compare this to Fred Crisman's "Men in Black" and his Coney Island Incident, or
whatever it's called...

> I'd like to have the aliens be confirmed, there, or anywhere.

Of course. But not this way. You want bum probes and.. and.. ray guns... MARS
NEEDS WOMEN.. When Worlds Collide..

A hyper ancient probe or even some Martian microbes pisses you off. Not enough
juice for your, is it?

> Yet, there's no compelling reason to think it couldn't be anything more than a weird,
> elongated rock that's apparently very rare.

It's from another solar system and appeared to accelerate. And, best of all, IT REALLY
EXISTS! unlike almost everything else the UFO nutters peed themselves over.

> I believe we have the "aliens" or parahumans amongst us

If you believe in peanut butter you've gotta believe in Peter Pan,

> That means that you, me, Steven, Mike or anyone could have their genes.

Levis.

> There may be an "alien" inside you, so to speak.

Really a top. Wouldn't mind putting a 'lil something inside of an alien, if they're
cute...

> The thought of homo sapiens being comparatively "dumb" angers you.

Hardly. In fact, I've long argued that humans are NOT an "Intelligent" species
but an emotional one.

AND, I've often pointed out that if there are any nearby civilizations -- for
some value of "Nearby" -- they are in all probability pretty crude. The vast
majority would be primitive, pre industrial.

AND I suspect something of a insect culture out there.. no individual
intelligence.

YOU spent your whole life imagining Klaatu and his robot! The Forbidden
Planet! Maybe, Buck Rogers?

Star Trek was not a documentary, my little peach scoops.

GAWD! You are so lucky to have JTEM...


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