Nobody tell Doc. It'll ruin my chances

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Just discovered "The Shit in the Dirt Film Festival."

https://filmfreeway.com/ShitintheDirtFilmFestival

And yes I submitted something.

But don't tell Doc. It's $3 to submit without FilmFreeway
Gold -- $3.99 with the service fee -- and the more people
who enter the worse my chances are. So don't tell Doc.

Besides, he kicks puppies. So why would you want to do
that butt muncher any favors?

And I'm in a bad mood after what Mike did to us. See,
Canada used to be our #1 source of international films,
and of this moment it's tied for 7th place.

Well it's 8th place if you count the U.S.

Mike has obviously been hanging around Starbucks
again, badmouthing us. And that makes me sad.




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JTEM Attracts Only Good Things wrote:

> Just discovered "The Shit in the Dirt Film Festival."
>
> https://filmfreeway.com/ShitintheDirtFilmFestival

Omg, those pig fuckers REJECTED my "Worst of Watch This."

Onto the shit list...




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JTEM Attracts Only Good Things wrote:

> JTEM Attracts Only Good Things wrote:
>
> > Just discovered "The Shit in the Dirt Film Festival."
> >
> > https://filmfreeway.com/ShitintheDirtFilmFestival
> Omg, those pig fuckers REJECTED my "Worst of Watch This."
>
> Onto the shit list...

Not that I wasn't already jamming needles into a VooDoo doll
with their name on it but, Mick Cusimano got in!

Okay, yeah, the guy has cancer and is dying but I'm still bitter.



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