(fantasy) UWA Bragging Rights, 11/27

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Nov 26, 2021, 7:43:18 AM11/26/21
From Minneapolis:

American Top Team opened. Dan Lambert is trying to weasel his way out of the mixed tag match opener, but you'd think by now that isn't going to work. He claims he needs to warm up before the match, and sent the male members of ATT to stall for time.

The jumbotron lights up, revealing that Jack Hunter & Raquel Gonzalez have demolished Andrei Orlovsky, Junior Dos Santos, and Jorge Masdival, who eats a Gingona Bomb on the trunk of a rental car, while Hunter hits the Last Ride on Orlovsky on the hood of the same car. Dos Santos is on the run. Lambert & Paige VanZant are freaking out.

Seconds later, the faces are out, riding their motorcycles down the ramp. Uh-oh!

1. Gonzalez & Hunter def. Lambert & VanZant in 6:40 after twin powerbombs. Lambert ended up eating the Nightmare Plunge to a gigantic pop.

2. UWA Cruiserweight title: Sammy Guevara def. World Famous CB with the GTH in 11:04.

3. UWA National title: Malakai Black def. Chris Bey via Black Mass in 13:51. Fans leaned more toward Black over Bey, the newest member of Bullet Club.

4. UWA World tag team titles: The Viking Raiders def. Imperium & Angel & Humberto (Angel Garza & Humberto Carrillo) in a triple threat elimination match. This came about after the latter team defeated the Raiders on Main Event in a non-title match. Order of elimination:

1st fall: Fabian Aichner pinned Carrillo after the European Bomb in 11;30.
2nd fall: Ivar pinned Marcel Barthel after the Viking Experience to retain at 23:10.

5. Survivor Series women's elimination rematch: It's now 7-on-7. Naomi & Aliyah have been added to Team Smackdown, and Dana Brooke & Nikki ASH were added to Team Raw to make things fair for everyone. Order of elimination:

1st fall: Shotzi Blackheart pinned Carmella after a senton backsplash off the top at 9:30.
2nd fall: Rhea Ripley pinned Natalya after Riptide to even things up at one fall apiece at 18:40.
3rd fall: Queen Zelina was disqualified for using the scepter on Sasha Banks at 22:30. Ref Jessika Carr refused to count the pin since Zelina still had the scepter.
4th fall: Nikki ASH pinned Blackheart with a small package at 28:30.
5th fall: Toni Storm pinned Brooke, the 24/7 champion, after Storm Zero at 33:50.
6th fall: Shayna Baszler submitted Liv Morgan via Kirafuta Clutch at 39:51.
7th fall: Bianca Belair pinned Baszler with the KOD at 44:30.
8th fall: Sasha Banks pinned Nikki after a backstabber at 49:00.
9th fall: Ripley pinned Banks after Riptide at 53:30.
10th fall: Belair pinned Aliyah after rolling through a cross-body block into the KOD at 56:40.
11th fall: Raw wins the rematch after Ripley pins Naomi with Riptide at 58::20.

6. AEW World title: Adam Page def. Bobby Fish via Buckshot Lariat in 7:30. They kept it short and made Fish look good as he'll represent AEW, along with Jay Lethal, at AAA's TripleMania Regas.

Stephanie McMahon announced that NXT was making a big mistake in letting Joe Gacy, who is over the cruiserweight limit (205) challenge for the NXT Cruiser title vs. Roderick Strong next week at War Games. She's seen this happen before (Matt Hardy in 2002), and if Gacy wants to fight against "weight-shaming", then they should institute an openweight title, like Major League Wrestling does. She knows who to blame.

7. UWA World title: Drew McIntyre was to face Cody Rhodes, but Rhodes was declared out with a concussion after a post-match hammerlock DDT on the floor by Andrade El Idolo on Wednesday. Gacy stepped up to take Rhodes' place, and was pinned after the Claymore Kick in 3:55.

McIntyre cut a promo after, and said Rhodes will get his shot December 18.

8. Survivor Series men's elimination rematch: Rey Mysterio has been reinstated to Team Raw, replacing Kevin Owens after Owens' actions on Sunday. AJ Styles replaces Austin Theory so Raw has its all-star team of former champions. Order of elimination:

1st fall: Sheamus pinned Bobby Lashley after two Brogue Kicks at 13;03.
2nd fall: Styles pinned Happy Corbin after the Phenomenal Forearm at 17;30.
3rd fall: Jeff Hardy got the win back from Seth Rollins on Sunday, pinning Rollins after a Twist of Fate at 23:53.
4th fall: King Woods pinned Mysterio after a springboard elbow drop at 29:30.
5th fall: Styles pinned Hardy after the Styles Clash at 33:10.
6th fall: Ridge Holland, who replaced McIntyre on Team Blue, pinned Styles after Northern Grit at 40:00 flat.
7th fall: Finn Balor pinned Holland after a 1916 DDT at 43:30.
8th fall: Smackdown wins as Sheamus pinned Balor after the Brogue Kick at 49:30.

Stephanie was back out, and announced the following for next week:

Future Stars fatal 4-way finale: Bron Breakker vs. Solo Sikoa vs. Xyon Quinn vs. Von Wagner.
Universal title: Roman Regins vs. Sheamus. No outside parties are allowed at ringside.
WWE title: Big E vs. Finn Balor.
NXT women's title: Mandy Rose vs. Raquel Gonzalez.
UWA women's tag titles: Rhea Ripley & Nikki ASH vs. Queen Zelina & Carmella in a rematch from 11/22. Both the WWE & UWA titles will be on the line, and Carmella is not allowed to wear a beauty mask. Double or nothing.

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