(fantasy) UWA Champions Challenge, 1/15

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From Cleveland:

It was announced that Big E will reunite with Kofi Kingston to represent the New Day vs. 2.0, with Xavier Woods out 6 weeks minimum due to a torn calf, which also takes Woods out of the Royal Rumble.

1. Tag team gold rush, 1st round: New Day def. 2.0 in 11:56 when Big E pinned Jeff Lee after the Big Ending.

2. Tag team gold rush, 1st round: reDRagon def. Proud 'n' Powerful in 14:10. Kyle O'Reilly pinned Santana after Chasing the Dragon.

3. UWA women's title: Raquel Gonzalez def. Charlotte Flair with the Chingona Bomb in 18:45.

Honor No More, a renegade group of Ring of Honor wrestlers including PCO (Pierre Carl Ouelette), Vinny Marseglia, and OGK (Matt Taven & Mike & Maria Bennett), make their way out. Taven is demanding a tag team title shot, and doesn't want to go through the tournament to get there.

Jack Hunter came out. He anticipated that "Melvin" Taven would show up and be a jackass, so he did a quick survey revealing that several fans (plants) are actually named Melvin. This was funny. Jack was in the back with 2 more men who want a shot at the titles, and, unlike OGK, they actually have gold.

4. The Kings of the Black Throne (Malakai Black, back from suspension) & Brody King, def. OGK in 13:40 when Black pinned Taven after Black Mass.

5. Tag team gold rush, 1st round/non-title: Imperium vs. MSK ended in a double countout in 10:20. Both teams are eliminated.

Quarter-final pairings:

Jurassic Express vs. Rey & Dominik Mysterio.
reDRagon vs. Josh Briggs & Brooks Jensen.
Street Profits get a bye into the semi-finals.
New Day vs. Usos. Again.

Taven is complaining backstage, despite Maria's attempts to cool him down. Jack shows up, and informs Marseglia he's up next. PCO will face "Titan" Adam Scherr (formerly Braun Strowman) in the co-feature.

6. AJ Styles & LA Knight, two old friends, def. Grayson Waller & Austin Theory in 18:54 when Knight hit the Gravy Train on Theory. Waller ran away.

Vinny Marseglia came out alone, and demanded to know who his opponent was. Jack appeared on the jumbotron.

"Four words, Vincent. Here comes the pain!"

7. Non-title: Brock Lesnar def. Marseglia with the F-5 in 8:30. Marseglia tried a Pearl Harbor attack, but Lesnar took him to Suplex City before finishing him with the F-5.

8. Non-title: Bron Breakker def. Andre Chase via submission with the recliner in 6:30.

9. Adam Scherr def. PCO via DQ when Honor No More got involved in 6:00. Maria hit a low blow on Scherr, but that brought Raquel Gonzalez, Scherr's girlfriend, out. Maria ended up eating a Chingona Bomb. Scherr hit the Stampede on Taven as PCO retrieved the Bennetts.

Next week:

Non-title: Raquel vs. Maria.
Tag team gold rush quarter-finals.
The Kingdom (Marseglia/Taven/Mike Bennett) vs. opponents to be named.

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