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(fantasy) UWA Champions Challenge, 8/19
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Aug 17, 2023, 11:44:25 AM8/17/23
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1. NXT North American title: Dominik Mysterio def. Dragon Lee in 22:45 with the 3 Amigos, a 619, and a frogsplash. No Rhea Ripley, as she will be in the main event, and Judgment Day has lost its ringside privileges.
LWO promo. Rey Mysterio won the US title as a late replacement for Santos Escobar on 8/11, but it will be Escobar carrying the flag for LWO in the main event, as Austin Theory will now be on the challengers team.
2. Non-title: Chelsea Green & Piper Niven def. Yulisa Leon & Valentina Feroz in 8:33 with Niven pinning Leon after a running splash.
3. Non-title: Rey Mysterio def. Grayson Waller in 11:05. This was after Waller made some ill-advised remarks on social media. Mysterio won the the Mexican (Canadian) Destroyer.
4. Thea Hail submitted Jacy Jayne with the Kimura in 8:30. Rematch from 8/15. Duke Hudson was in the coach's box for Hail.
5. Jeff Hardy def. Jeff Jarrett in a rematch from 8/16. Jarrett won the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Streetfight, only to have the pin taken away because of illegal help from Satnam Singh. UWA guidelines prohibit outside parties from assisting in the finish to a match. Hardy hit the Twist of Fate, and the Swanton Bomb.
Joe Gacy appeared via video, protesting Schism's suspension, and the fact that the Dyad were screwed out of the NXT tag titles on 8/15. He then made one fatal mistake, challenging the One Man Assault Machine, Jack Hunter, to a match at Schoolyard Scuffle, rescheduled for September 3.
6. Champions vs. Challengers. The field:
Champions: Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Santos Escobar, Gunther, IYO SKY, Rhea Ripley.
Challengers: Drew McIntyre, Shinsuke Nakamura, Austin Theory, LA Knight, Auska, & Becky Lynch.
Order of elimination:
1st fall: Rollins pinned Theory at 11:35 with the Stomp.
2nd fall: Nakamura pinned Rollins via Kinshasa at 12:20.
3rd fall: Gunther pinned Knight after the Last Symphony at 18:05.
4th fall: Lynch eliminated Sky via DQ at 22:45 when Zoey Stark pulled Lynch from the ring after the Manhandle Slam, right in front of ref Jessica Carr.
5th fall: Asuka pinned Ripley after a savate kick to the head at 29:40.
6th fall: McIntyre pinned Nakamura after the Claymore Kick at 33:10.
7th fall: McIntyre pinned Reigns after Future Shock at 39:55. Reigns had speared himself into the post, leading to the pin.
8th fall: Gunther pinned McIntyre to end the match (since the women were now out of the match) at 45:10 with a powerbomb and middle rope splash.
Jack Hunter came out, carrying a clipboard. He announced the following for Schoolyard Scuffle on September 3:
UWA title: Keith Lee vs. Dijak.
WWE Universal title: Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre.
UWA Women's title: Asuka vs. IYO SKY.
WWE Women's World title: Rhea Ripley vs. Becky Lynch.
As for Jack himself, his fighting days are legitimately over now. Joe Gacy, if he wants to return, and take accountability for his actions, will face Von Wagner. Jack, then, turns his attention to Don Callis and his "nuclear family". Callis had a contract Fed-Exed to UWA headquarters proposing a match between Chris Jericho and Konosuke Takeshita for Schoolyard Scuffle. Problem is, Takeshita didn't sign because Callis mistakenly signed his name to compete!!! (Big pop) It'll be Jericho vs. Callis at Schoolyard Scuffle.
1. NXT North American title: Dominik Mysterio def. Dragon Lee in 22:45 with the 3 Amigos, a 619, and a frogsplash. No Rhea Ripley, as she will be in the main event, and Judgment Day has lost its ringside privileges.
LWO promo. Rey Mysterio won the US title as a late replacement for Santos Escobar on 8/11, but it will be Escobar carrying the flag for LWO in the main event, as Austin Theory will now be on the challengers team.
2. Non-title: Chelsea Green & Piper Niven def. Yulisa Leon & Valentina Feroz in 8:33 with Niven pinning Leon after a running splash.
3. Non-title: Rey Mysterio def. Grayson Waller in 11:05. This was after Waller made some ill-advised remarks on social media. Mysterio won the the Mexican (Canadian) Destroyer.
4. Thea Hail submitted Jacy Jayne with the Kimura in 8:30. Rematch from 8/15. Duke Hudson was in the coach's box for Hail.
5. Jeff Hardy def. Jeff Jarrett in a rematch from 8/16. Jarrett won the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Streetfight, only to have the pin taken away because of illegal help from Satnam Singh. UWA guidelines prohibit outside parties from assisting in the finish to a match. Hardy hit the Twist of Fate, and the Swanton Bomb.
Joe Gacy appeared via video, protesting Schism's suspension, and the fact that the Dyad were screwed out of the NXT tag titles on 8/15. He then made one fatal mistake, challenging the One Man Assault Machine, Jack Hunter, to a match at Schoolyard Scuffle, rescheduled for September 3.
6. Champions vs. Challengers. The field:
Champions: Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Santos Escobar, Gunther, IYO SKY, Rhea Ripley.
Challengers: Drew McIntyre, Shinsuke Nakamura, Austin Theory, LA Knight, Auska, & Becky Lynch.
Order of elimination:
1st fall: Rollins pinned Theory at 11:35 with the Stomp.
2nd fall: Nakamura pinned Rollins via Kinshasa at 12:20.
3rd fall: Gunther pinned Knight after the Last Symphony at 18:05.
4th fall: Lynch eliminated Sky via DQ at 22:45 when Zoey Stark pulled Lynch from the ring after the Manhandle Slam, right in front of ref Jessica Carr.
5th fall: Asuka pinned Ripley after a savate kick to the head at 29:40.
6th fall: McIntyre pinned Nakamura after the Claymore Kick at 33:10.
7th fall: McIntyre pinned Reigns after Future Shock at 39:55. Reigns had speared himself into the post, leading to the pin.
8th fall: Gunther pinned McIntyre to end the match (since the women were now out of the match) at 45:10 with a powerbomb and middle rope splash.
Jack Hunter came out, carrying a clipboard. He announced the following for Schoolyard Scuffle on September 3:
UWA title: Keith Lee vs. Dijak.
WWE Universal title: Roman Reigns vs. Drew McIntyre.
UWA Women's title: Asuka vs. IYO SKY.
WWE Women's World title: Rhea Ripley vs. Becky Lynch.
As for Jack himself, his fighting days are legitimately over now. Joe Gacy, if he wants to return, and take accountability for his actions, will face Von Wagner. Jack, then, turns his attention to Don Callis and his "nuclear family". Callis had a contract Fed-Exed to UWA headquarters proposing a match between Chris Jericho and Konosuke Takeshita for Schoolyard Scuffle. Problem is, Takeshita didn't sign because Callis mistakenly signed his name to compete!!! (Big pop) It'll be Jericho vs. Callis at Schoolyard Scuffle.
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