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(fantasy) UWA Valentine Blast, 2/10

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From Las Vegas:

Pre-show: Kelly Kincaid, Wade Barrett, & Peter Rosenberg are on the panel. The key issues are discussed.

Opener: Thea Hail & Jacy Jayne def. Kiana James & Izzy Dame in 9:30. Hail submitted James with the Kimura.

Main show:

1. Women's Future Stars, semi-finals: Lola Vice def. Kelani Jordan via Buenas Noches (roundhouse kick) in 11:45. Solid opener, and a good bounce-back for Vice after losing to Roxanne Perez on Tuesday.

2. The Authors of Pain (w/Paul Ellering) def. the Street Profits (w/B-Fab) in 13:30. Rezar pinned Montez Ford after the Last Chapter.

3. UWA women's tag titles: Katana Chance & Kayden Carter vs. Decay, the Kabuki Warriors & MK Ultra. Order of elimination:

1st fall: Kairi Sane pinned Havok after the Insane Elbow at 11:05.
2nd fall: Asuka submitted Killer Kelly with the Asuka-lock at 19:34.
3rd fall: Chance pinned Asuka after the Afterparty in 23:32 to retain.

4. NXT Heritage Cup, contested under American rules: Noam Dar vs. Von Wagner vs. Josh Briggs. Order of elimination:

1st fall: Wagner pinned Briggs after a released Death Valley Driver at 9:30.

Inexplicably, Oro Mensah came running out to ringside. Briggs hit the Western Lariat, and Dar went in for the pin, but ref Charles Robinson was not having it. Mensah was ejected, as Briggs was leaving, and Robert Stone told Robinson what happened. Dar was ordered back to his corner. Wagner recovered.

2nd fall: Dar was officially stripped of the Cup when he was disqualified for putting his feet on the ropes to pin Wagner at 15:00. Wagner crotched himself on the top rope when he missed a Mafia kick, and Dar rolled him up, but Robinson caught him with the feet on the ropes. Security removed Dar from the arena.

[As far as the UWA is concerned, Wagner is the Heritage Cup champion going into the Last Stand, next week's finale.]

5. Women's Future Stars, semi-finals: Wren Sinclair & Karmen Petrovic went to a 15 minute draw. Judges Mickie James, Lisa (Ivory) Moretti, & Jackie Moore were split. James voted for Sinclair (Madi Wrenkowski). Moretti for Petrovic. Moore didn't see anything that impressed her, so the match ends in a draw. Both competitors are eliminated, and Vice wins the tournament by default.

6. US title: Kevin Owens def. Logan Paul via DQ in 13:11. The end came when Grayson Waller & Austin Theory emerged from under the ring at the 10:30 mark. Theory slipped Paul the brass knux, but got caught by ref John Cone. As security got Theory out of the cage, Waller hit the rolling flatliner (can't use the rolling cutter anymore), but he, too, got caught, and Cone called for the bell. 3rd party interference is not allowed in the UWA.

7. UWA World tag team titles: The Creed Brothers vs. The Kingdom, Grizzled Young Veterans, and Tony D'Angelo & Stacks Lorenzo (w/Adrianna Rizzo). Order of elimination:

1st fall: D'Angelo pinned Matt Taven at 18:30 with Forget About It (fisherman's neckbreaker).
2nd fall: Brutus Creed pinned James Drake with Brutusball at 20:45.
3rd fall: The D'Angelo Family won the titles when Lorenzo pinned Julius with a jackknife cover after blocking a sliding lariat at 27:30. The two teams shook hands after.

8. UWA/WWE Women's World title: Rhea Ripley def. Blair Davenport with an Avalanche Riptide at 13:45.

9. National title: Bobby Lashley def. Oba Femi via DQ at 9:30 when the Final Testament interfered. Femi simply left the ring. The Street Profits had been taken out. Lashley overpowered AOP, then hit the spear on Karrion Kross after ducking the Kross Hammer. Kross is next up for Lashley at the Last Stand.

Also at the Last Stand:

Rhea Ripley vs. Lola Vice.
Kevin Owens & the Creed Brothers vs. Waller, Paul, & Theory.
Von Wagner vs. Josh Briggs for the UWA Heritage Cup.

10. WWE Universal title: Roman Reigns vs. Randy Orton, AJ Styles, & LA Knight in a fatal 4-way elimination match.

1st fall: Knight pinned Styles after Blunt Force Trauma at 12:34.
2nd fall: Reigns pinned Knight after a spear at 18:00.
3rd fall: Reigns was disqualified at 27:30. There was a predictable ref bump. Solo Sikoa, who had been suspended, came down, and went to hit the Spike on Orton, but the Rock showed up, too. He hit the Rock Bottom on Orton, and they did a triple team on Orton. Smackdown GM Nick Aldis ordered an end to the proceedings.

As for the stip that Reigns, like Noam Dar would be stripped? Not happening. The Rock had seen to that, using his position as a board member with TKO Holdings to ensure Reigns remained the champion heading into Wrestlemania on April 6.

11. UWA World title: Samoa Joe vs. Sting, Eddie Kingston, EC3, Gunther, & Ilja Dragunov. Order of elimination:

1st fall: Sting pinned EC3 after a Scorpion Death Drop at 8:30.
2nd fall: Joe pinned Kingston after a Muscle Buster at 18:11.
3rd fall: Dragunov pinned Sting after Torpedo Moskau at 25:45.
4th fall: Gunther pinned Dragunov after the Last Symphony at 32:10.
5th fall: Joe pinned Gunther after a Muscle Buster to retain at 39:10.
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