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(fantasy) UWA Champions Challenge, 12/11 & 18

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Dec 11, 2021, 8:56:53 AM12/11/21
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Two episodes were taped in Boston.

For 12/11:

1. Xia Li returned, and def. The Bunny in 2:20 with a standing savate kick. This was a punishment squash. Bunny (Laura Dennis) stalled until Blade came down with the brass knux, only for ref Aubrey Edwards to take the knux away, and eject Blade. Bunny's dependence on the knux proved to be her undoing, as Xia hit the savate kick to end it.

It was announced that, at Winter Warfare, there will be a rematch of the 6-woman tag from Rampage, as Jade Cargill replaces Bunny w/ Nyla Rose & Penelope Ford vs. Ruby Soho, Ty Conti, & Anna Jay. Bunny used the knux on Anna to set up the Beast Bomb. The heels were disqualified off the air after the video review revealed the infraction left Anna in a vulnerable position. This is no longer allowed in the UWA under zero tolerance mandates. Bunny is in danger of being suspended, but Vickie Guerrero is suspended once again for supplying the knux on 12/10.

Stephanie McMahon is reaming out Sonya Deville backstage. She refused to face Naomi in a fair fight on Smackdown, leading to Xia's debut on Team Blue, and now, at Winter Warfare, Sonya has no choice. She faces Naomi, but has no power. If she loses, she will be suspended for 90 days for misconduct.

2. UWA Cruiserweight title: Sammy Guevara def. Roderick Strong via GTH in 18:30. Best match on the show to this point. No Diamond Mine, banned from ringside.

3. Naomi def. Natalya via springboard enziguri (Disaster Kick) in 8:20. Shayna Baszler & Sonya came down, but both were ejected.

4. Xyon Quinn def. Santos Escobar in 11:30 with the jackhammer. Quinn was awarded the match on 12/7 due to illegal participation, so Legado del Fantasma was banned.

5. Best Friends (Chuck Taylor, Wheeler Yuta, & Kris Statlander) def. Legado in 3:20 when Statlander hit the Big Bang Theory on Elektra Lopez. Punishment squash #2.

6. UWA World tag team titles: Viking Raiders def. Good Brothers in 17:00. Karl Anderson was pinned after the Viking Experience.

Footage is shown of Malakai Black using the black mist on Julia Hart on 12/8. Griff Garrison issued a challenge, and the National title match is now a 6-pack challenge, as Black defends vs. Garrison, the previously scheduled Happy Corbin, Finn Balor, Tony D'Angelo, and, in place of Jack Hunter, KEITH LEE!!

7. Dexter Lumis submitted Trick Williams with the Silence in 3:11. Punishment squash #3, since Williams refused to compete on 12/7, claiming visual impairment. Lumis vs. Carmelo Hayes for the North American title at Winter Warfare.

8. Rocky Romero & Orange Cassidy def. Adam Cole & Bobby Fish in 11:45. It was announced that Brandon Cutler's suspension has been extended to one year for repeated violations. Cole & Cutler cost the Young Bucks a match vs. Romero & Taylor on 12/8, resulting in another off-air DQ.

9. National title: Order of elimination:

1st fall: Finn Balor pinned Tony D'Angelo with 1916 at 9:30.
2nd fall: Malakai Black pinned Griff Garrison after Black Mass at 18:30. He went for the mist, but Lee hit the Bell-ringer, neutralizing the mist.
3rd fall: Lee pinned Corbin after the Big Bang Catastrophe at 23:50.
4th fall: Black pinned Balor after Black Mass at 28:50.
5th fall: Lee won the title with the Big Bang Catastrophe at 34:10.

It was announced after this episode was taped that Black has been suspended for reckless endangerment for 30 days.

For 12/18:

Last episode before Christmas.

1. US title: Damian Priest def. The Miz in 19:30 with the Reckoning.
2. Mia Yim returned to action, and def. Penelope Ford with Protect Ya Neck at 10:10.
3. Taylor & Romero def. the Young Bucks in 11:54 when Taylor pinned Matt Jackson after the Awful Waffle.
4. Hook submitted Robert Stone with the Redrum (katahajime) in 3:51.
5. Dark Angel returned after more than a year away (clearly Stephanie under the mask), and def. Sonya Deville with Falling Darkness in 3:54.
6. IC title: Shinsuke Nakamura def. Andre Chase with Kinshasa in 6:40.
7. Non-title: Darby Allin & Sting def. FTR in 18:54 when Allin hit the Coffin Drop on Dax Harwood, following a Scorpion Death Drop. Tully Blanchard was ejected 10:00 in for interference.

Santa Claus came out with a group of attractive "Santa's Helpers" (Stephanie McMahon, Xia Li, Indi Hartwell, Toni Storm, Rhea Ripley, Nikki ASH, Naomi) from "across the globe".

Tony D'Angelo came out, and did the schtick about getting stiffed by Santa. Uh-oh. He pulled out a blackjack, and went to clock Santa with it, but the "jolly old elf" was ready for that. He went for a gorilla press slam, with D'Angelo dropping the weapon, then transitioned into the Nightmare Plunge. Yup, it was Jack Hunter, whose match with D'Angelo is now set for Winter Warfare.
8. UWA World title: Drew McIntyre def. Grayson Waller with the Claymore Kick at 11:50.
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