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(fantasy) UWA Champions Challenge, 2/5
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Feb 3, 2022, 9:04:00 PM2/3/22
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From DePaul University:
"Cult of Personality" hits, but CM Punk isn't scheduled. Maxwell J. Friedman is bent on using the Living Colour song to stick it to Punk after cheating on Wednesday, but he's intercepted by Jack Hunter. The music stops playing, as the cameras are backstage. Security escorts Friedman to the locker room.
"It's GO time!"
"21st Century War Machine" hits, and Jack is out, rubbing his right hand as if he had hit the Thunderbolt on MJF. He cuts a promo, saying that all of Chicago was robbed on Wednesday because of Friedman's actions. We're not waiting too long for the rematch, because this time, Friedman can't dictate the terms. MJF-Punk II is at Valentine Blast next week. Friedman had his win taken away on Wednesday for using the Dynamite ring, proving Punk was right, that MJF can't win without using other means.
"And that silver spooned dweeb wonders why he's not in the UWA title tournament.", Jack cracks, noting that the tournament starts today.
1. LA Knight def. Joe Gacy in a rematch from Tuesday via the Gravy Train in 11:30. Gacy was disqualified for interference (Grayson Waller) on Tuesday, and as a result, Waller's been kicked out of the tournament, replaced by Robert Roode, who gets Cameron Grimes in a 1st round match today.
2. UWA title tournament, 1st round/non-title: Shinsuke Nakamura def. Miz in 12:30 with Kinshasa.
3. UWA title tournament, 1st round: Cameron Grimes def. Robert Roode in 13:30 with the Cave-In (jumping double foot stomp).
MJF is escorted to the ring by security. No music, per Jack. He can't lie about what happened, so he refuses to talk. All he'll say is that he's better than you, and you.......
Cue "Wild Thing" (X version).
4. Jon Moxley def. MJF in 14:54 with the Paradigm Shift. MJF tried to use the ring, but Aubrey Edwards caught him, and had the ring confiscated.
5. UWA title tournament, 1st round/non-title: Keith Lee def. PCO in 11:30 with the Spirit Bomb.
6. UWA title tournament, 1st round/non-title: Nick Aldis def. Tyrus in 13:30 with a top rope elbow smash. Austin Idol accompanied Tyrus, but was ejected for refusing to use the coach's box.
7. Tag team gold rush tournament, semi-finals/non-title: Jurassic Express def. The New Day in 17:50 when Jungle Boy pinned Kofi Kingston after the Thorasic Express (double team suplex dropped into a power bomb).
8. Tag team gold rush, semi-finals: The Street Profits def. reDRagon in 14:44 when Montez Ford pinned Bobby Fish after the frogsplash.
9. WWE title: Brock Lesnar def. Bobby Lashley via DQ in 8:40 when MVP left the box, and tripped Lesnar with his cane right in front of ref Aubrey Edwards. With the DQ, Lesnar secures the #2 seed in the WWE division, while Lashley will be #7. Both will have 1st round matches in 2 weeks.
10. Tag team gold rush, finals: The Street Profits def. Jurassic Express in 9:50 when Angelo Dawkins landed the Cashout on Luchasaurus, and cradled him for the three. Babyface match. Street Profits vs. Viking Raiders next week at Valentine Blast.
Also next week:
CM Punk vs. MJF. Jack Hunter will be the outside enforcer. Which means MJF is a dead man walking.
Lashley defends the WWE title vs. Damian Priest. MVP is banned from ringside.
Charlotte Flair defends the Smackdown women's title vs. Naomi.
Adam Page defends the AEW title vs. Jay Lethal.
"Cult of Personality" hits, but CM Punk isn't scheduled. Maxwell J. Friedman is bent on using the Living Colour song to stick it to Punk after cheating on Wednesday, but he's intercepted by Jack Hunter. The music stops playing, as the cameras are backstage. Security escorts Friedman to the locker room.
"It's GO time!"
"21st Century War Machine" hits, and Jack is out, rubbing his right hand as if he had hit the Thunderbolt on MJF. He cuts a promo, saying that all of Chicago was robbed on Wednesday because of Friedman's actions. We're not waiting too long for the rematch, because this time, Friedman can't dictate the terms. MJF-Punk II is at Valentine Blast next week. Friedman had his win taken away on Wednesday for using the Dynamite ring, proving Punk was right, that MJF can't win without using other means.
"And that silver spooned dweeb wonders why he's not in the UWA title tournament.", Jack cracks, noting that the tournament starts today.
1. LA Knight def. Joe Gacy in a rematch from Tuesday via the Gravy Train in 11:30. Gacy was disqualified for interference (Grayson Waller) on Tuesday, and as a result, Waller's been kicked out of the tournament, replaced by Robert Roode, who gets Cameron Grimes in a 1st round match today.
2. UWA title tournament, 1st round/non-title: Shinsuke Nakamura def. Miz in 12:30 with Kinshasa.
3. UWA title tournament, 1st round: Cameron Grimes def. Robert Roode in 13:30 with the Cave-In (jumping double foot stomp).
MJF is escorted to the ring by security. No music, per Jack. He can't lie about what happened, so he refuses to talk. All he'll say is that he's better than you, and you.......
Cue "Wild Thing" (X version).
4. Jon Moxley def. MJF in 14:54 with the Paradigm Shift. MJF tried to use the ring, but Aubrey Edwards caught him, and had the ring confiscated.
5. UWA title tournament, 1st round/non-title: Keith Lee def. PCO in 11:30 with the Spirit Bomb.
6. UWA title tournament, 1st round/non-title: Nick Aldis def. Tyrus in 13:30 with a top rope elbow smash. Austin Idol accompanied Tyrus, but was ejected for refusing to use the coach's box.
7. Tag team gold rush tournament, semi-finals/non-title: Jurassic Express def. The New Day in 17:50 when Jungle Boy pinned Kofi Kingston after the Thorasic Express (double team suplex dropped into a power bomb).
8. Tag team gold rush, semi-finals: The Street Profits def. reDRagon in 14:44 when Montez Ford pinned Bobby Fish after the frogsplash.
9. WWE title: Brock Lesnar def. Bobby Lashley via DQ in 8:40 when MVP left the box, and tripped Lesnar with his cane right in front of ref Aubrey Edwards. With the DQ, Lesnar secures the #2 seed in the WWE division, while Lashley will be #7. Both will have 1st round matches in 2 weeks.
10. Tag team gold rush, finals: The Street Profits def. Jurassic Express in 9:50 when Angelo Dawkins landed the Cashout on Luchasaurus, and cradled him for the three. Babyface match. Street Profits vs. Viking Raiders next week at Valentine Blast.
Also next week:
CM Punk vs. MJF. Jack Hunter will be the outside enforcer. Which means MJF is a dead man walking.
Lashley defends the WWE title vs. Damian Priest. MVP is banned from ringside.
Charlotte Flair defends the Smackdown women's title vs. Naomi.
Adam Page defends the AEW title vs. Jay Lethal.
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