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sinistersteve

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Nov 7, 2001, 1:22:52 PM11/7/01
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You must bang one, marry one, and kill one

Lita
Molly Holly
Stacey Kiebler

Mae Young
Fabulous Moolah
Chyna


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Andrew Hall

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Nov 7, 2001, 1:30:38 PM11/7/01
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Lita - Kill, no offense to her fans, but her face is "weird"
Molly Holly - Marry, she seems like a law abiding citizen
Stacey Kiebler - BANG till I died

Mae Young - Marry for the money, then Kill
Fabulous Moolah - Kill, ugh she's too old
Chyna - Bang, only by default...but it'd be a double bagger for sure

Andy(atuc.com), likes steve's poll!

PuroUK

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> You must bang one, marry one, and kill one
>
> Lita

Kill

> Molly Holly

Marry

> Stacey Kiebler

Bang
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Verdammt

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Nov 7, 2001, 2:12:35 PM11/7/01
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"sinistersteve" <sinist...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> You must bang one, marry one, and kill one
>
> Lita

Bang

> Molly Holly

Marry (then be banging those hips off)

> Stacey Kiebler

Kill (I don't know why, but she just doesn't do anything for me)


Egads, what are you trying to do, give me nightmares?
Well, here goes.
> Mae Young

Bang *shudders*

> Fabulous Moolah

kill

> Chyna

marry (at least I'd have someone to open those damn jars)


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QUINCY

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Nov 7, 2001, 2:18:31 PM11/7/01
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1. Bang (over and over for years and years) - Stacy Kiebler

2. Marry - Molly

3. Kill- Lita

Pro Player

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Nov 7, 2001, 2:55:43 PM11/7/01
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bang - ivory
marry - stacy
kill - lindy mac (no offense, but she is horrible. even when i read her
interviews)
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PuroUK

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Nov 7, 2001, 3:27:23 PM11/7/01
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Pro Player <south...@aintuexcited.com> wrote in message
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> bang - ivory
> marry - stacy
> kill - lindy mac (no offense, but she is horrible. even when i read her

I had the pleasure of meeting Linda and I can wholeheartedly say she's a
wonderfully nice person.

Dirty

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Nov 7, 2001, 3:34:36 PM11/7/01
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Bang Stacy
Marry Holly
Kill Chyna

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nose there's bugs in your boogers."


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steve

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Nov 7, 2001, 1:40:31 PM11/7/01
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"sinistersteve" <sinist...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> You must bang one, marry one, and kill one
>
> Lita
> Molly Holly
> Stacey Kiebler
>

Lita : Kill
Molly : bang
Kiebler : Eat her turds and enjoy it.

>
> Mae Young
> Fabulous Moolah
> Chyna

Mae Young : dear god , erm.........bang and puke
Fabulous Moolah : oh no. Guess I would marry her as she probably hasnt got
too long left on this earth.
Chyna : DIE OH ANABOLIC ONE. Banished to the pitts of Hell. For ever. The
bint.

Ken Holloway

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Nov 7, 2001, 3:54:41 PM11/7/01
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"PuroUK" <pur...@puroresu.co.uk> wrote in message
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> I had the pleasure of meeting Linda and I can wholeheartedly say she's a
> wonderfully nice person.
> --


So you would, would you?

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PuroUK

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Nov 7, 2001, 3:56:06 PM11/7/01
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> > I had the pleasure of meeting Linda and I can wholeheartedly say she's a
> > wonderfully nice person.
> > --
>
>
> So you would, would you?

I wouldn't kill her, bang her or marry her - I was just pointing out that
IRL she's a really nice person.

Hershy

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Nov 7, 2001, 4:26:26 PM11/7/01
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KILL: Lita
BANG: Molly Holly
MARRY: Stacey Kiebler


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Clingy

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Nov 7, 2001, 4:45:06 PM11/7/01
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I probably will be killed for even answering this one....

Stacy
Stacy
Lita

Clingy, if anybody is an option I chose Kaz, Kaz, and doesn't matter

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Clingy

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Nov 7, 2001, 4:49:47 PM11/7/01
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opps... me misread so

TAKE TWO

lita kill
molly marry
stacy bang

mae marry
moolah kill
chyna bang

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jjdynamite

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Nov 7, 2001, 5:20:02 PM11/7/01
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Bang Stacey

Marry Stacey

Kill Stacey (can you say "insurance money"?)


On Wed, 07 Nov 2001 18:22:52 GMT, "sinistersteve"
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dojj

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"sinistersteve" <sinist...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> You must bang one, marry one, and kill one
>
> Lita
bang
> Molly Holly
marry
> Stacey Kiebler
kill
>
>
>
> Mae Young
kill
> Fabulous Moolah
marry
> Chyna
bang

cb

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Nov 7, 2001, 6:58:07 PM11/7/01
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ugh, stern did this bit all morning now its gonna start here...

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sinistersteve

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Nov 7, 2001, 7:03:40 PM11/7/01
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just for one day....at least I'm not going to start a f-slammy thread. =]

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Palmer Woodrow

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Nov 7, 2001, 7:48:38 PM11/7/01
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Lita : bang
Molly : kill
Stacy : marry and bang all the time.

Torrie : Cheat on stacy with.


Lost soul

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Nov 7, 2001, 8:20:04 PM11/7/01
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LOL straight from howard :o)

Ok
Marry stacy, come on those legs, damn
Bang lita, you know she is buck wild
Kill Molly, wholesome is boring :o)

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Eat it too
Lick the spoon
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Nathan Jones

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Nov 7, 2001, 8:32:13 PM11/7/01
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Bang: Stacey
Marry: Molly
Kill: Lita

Bang: Mae Young
Marry: Moolah (i'm a gold digger at heart)
Kill: Chyna


Gumby

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Nov 7, 2001, 10:35:52 PM11/7/01
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sinistersteve wrote in message
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>You must bang one, marry one, and kill one
>
Marry - Lita
Kill - Molly Holly
Bang - Stacey Kiebler
>
>
>
Marry (she wouldn't be alive much longer anyway) - Mae Young
Kill - Fabulous Moolah
Bang - Chyna

Dewman

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> You must bang one, marry one, and kill one
>

> Lita-BANG
> Molly Holly-KILL
> Stacey Kiebler-MARRY
>
>
>
> Mae Young-KILL
> Fabulous Moolah-MARRY
> Chyna-BANG

James Hughes

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Nov 7, 2001, 9:38:28 PM11/7/01
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sinistersteve <sinist...@nospam.com> wrote in message
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> You must bang one, marry one, and kill one
>
> Lita Kill
> Molly Holly Bang
> Stacey Kiebler Marry (imagine her in that dress that girl was wearing in
the "november rain music vid.. ohhh those legs!!!!)


And I'd probably just kill the other three so theres no point carrying on
here.

James

GTD

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Nov 7, 2001, 11:38:11 PM11/7/01
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On Wed, 07 Nov 2001 18:22:52 GMT, "sinistersteve"
<sinist...@nospam.com> wrote:

>You must bang one, marry one, and kill one
>

Lita: Kill, She's fugly
Molly Holly: Bang, She's cute
Stacey Kiebler: Marry, She's hot and has a hell of a future
(somewhere)
>
>
>
Mae Young:Kill, 'nuff said
Fabulous Moolah: Marry, She's GOT to have a little money for me to
spend after she's gone.
Chyna: Bang, and hopefully I can still walk afterwards.

Aaron Burrough

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Nov 8, 2001, 12:00:27 AM11/8/01
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In article <0_eG7.23323$hZ.21...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
"sinistersteve" <sinist...@nospam.com> wrote:

> You must bang one, marry one, and kill one
>
> Lita

Kill

> Molly Holly

Marry and then BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG till death do us part! Then BANG
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG her forever in
Heaven!!!

> Stacey Kiebler

I'd make her eat something.

>
>
> Mae Young
> Fabulous Moolah

Both are already dead.

> Chyna

Kill. Doh.



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> --Anonymous
>
> ICQ:12336975

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Estlin

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Nov 8, 2001, 8:59:13 AM11/8/01
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In this day and age on Wed, 07 Nov 2001 18:22:52 GMT, "sinistersteve"
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Lita-Marry, mmmhmm
Molly Holly-Kill
Stacey Kiebler-Bang


I would hope it would never come to this:

Mae Young-Kill
Fabulous Moolah-Marry
Chyna-Bang


Estlin

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John Smith

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Nov 8, 2001, 4:37:43 PM11/8/01
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How bout a new one?

Torrie Wilson
Trish
Stephanie MH


Luna
Chyna
Jaqueline

DrunkGecco's List

Kill Steph
Bang Trish
Marry Torrie

Kill Luna
Bang Jaqueline (only once, she's too mean)
Marry Chyna, (but only under extreme use of drugs)


DrunkGecco

sinistersteve

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Nov 8, 2001, 5:27:15 PM11/8/01
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> How bout a new one?

Torrie Wilson-----bang
Trish--------------kill
Stephanie MH----marry (only for the money mind you)

Luna------marry (don't know who she is, but I ran out of options)
Chyna-----kill
Jaqueline--bang


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Palmer Woodrow

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Nov 8, 2001, 7:01:19 PM11/8/01
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Torrie Wilson - Marry
Trish - bang
Steph - Kill

Luna - Kill
Chyna - bang (i could maybe do it once.lol)
Jaqueline - Marry

(that one was tough.


Ricky Krawetz

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Nov 9, 2001, 4:44:33 AM11/9/01
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bang: Steph
Marry: Trish (what a thought, coming home to trish every night BANG BANG
BANG)
kill: Torrie

bang: luna
marry: Chyna
kill: jacque

Estlin

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Nov 9, 2001, 8:37:29 AM11/9/01
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In this day and age on 8 Nov 2001 13:37:43 -0800,
drunk...@hotmail.com (John Smith) scribbled:


Torrie Wilson--Marry
Trish--Kill
Stephanie MH--Bang

Egads

Luna-Kill
Chyna-Bang
Jaqueline-Marry

Andrew Hall

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Nov 9, 2001, 9:30:33 AM11/9/01
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Torrie Wilson - Bang
Trish - Marry (and bang frequently)
Steph - Kill

Luna - Bang
Chyna - Marry (then divorce for money like HHH)
Jaqueline - Kill

Andy(atuc.com), still prefers Stacey Kiebler over Trish, but it's a
close one...

C Voyer

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Ricky Krawetz <RickyK...@netscape.net> wrote in message
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> bang: Steph
> Marry: Trish (what a thought, coming home to trish every night BANG BANG
> BANG)
> kill: Torrie
>
> bang: luna
> marry: Chyna
> kill: jacque
>
I think Luna is kinda nasty looking


Kaz

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Nov 12, 2001, 2:39:22 PM11/12/01
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Hmmmmm.... :)

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