Hemorrhoid Hoarding Helmsley is completely retarded, why?
1. He thinks he beat the Rock when (once again, and again, and again)
he
received outside help from not just one or two guys but the
whole
Hemorrhoid Gang. DX should be renamed PH (Preparation H).
2. HBK messed up when on Raw he stated he saw the Rock cleaning house
with DX and the McMahons (HHH should have been DQ'd for outside
interference) but then he said he DQ'd the Rock because the UT
destroyed Hemorrhoid in the ring.
3. On Raw, Rock was wiping the ring with HHH's a$$ when all the
little
punks came scurrying out of the back to attack Rock - who held
them all
off for awhile! Then when Rock was being beaten up by 4 guys,
HHH
once again acting tough, UT came out to even things up! Finally
a good
plot! Then when HHH was one on one with the Rock, it was Rock
Bottom!
4. Triple Retard is Triple Gay, how else could you be married to, or
dating,
or what-ehehehehver he's doing to that guy with breast implants!
5. Although this isn't a comment on Triple H, I think they should
rename
Stephanie Double Wide! Her hips need a "backing up" beeper and a
"wide load" sticker.
Enough of HHH.
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No real wrestling moves in that list!
Triple H is also way more charismatic (even as a heel) than the Rock, and
much better at being interviewed.
Oh, and by the way... you do know that wrestling is choreographed, right?
Triple H is MUCH MUCH bigger than the Rock. Rocky looks like a little kid
standing next to HHH.
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Rkidnash <rkid...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> I couldn't have said that any better myself!! HHH has to be with a guy
with
> breast implants because no real woman would want him, he is one uuuuuugly
cuss.
>
>
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>
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wow. he's so much better!
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> Triple H is the best out there. He sells every move way better than the
> Rock. All the Rock can do is:
> 1. Punch, Punch, look at his hand, Punch.
> 2. Throw into the stairs/table/barracade, etc.
> 3. Rock bottom/peoples elbow.
>
> No real wrestling moves in that list!
>
> Triple H is also way more charismatic (even as a heel) than the Rock, and
> much better at being interviewed.
>
> Oh, and by the way... you do know that wrestling is choreographed, right?
> Triple H is MUCH MUCH bigger than the Rock. Rocky looks like a little kid
> standing next to HHH.
>
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> get fucked you septic flogger, i love steph, i want her bad!
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> Rkidnash <rkid...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> > I couldn't have said that any better myself!! HHH has to be with a guy
> with
> > breast implants because no real woman would want him, he is one uuuuuugly
> cuss.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
I used to love it when Sullivan would space out and his eyeballs would roll
back
into his head!
Please respond
Second, how can you EEEEEven suggest that HHH can beat the Rock
WITHOUT outside interference? When has it been done?
1. DX comes in to interfere with the Iron Man Match.
2. DX interferes on Monday Raw
3. 2 weeks ago, they interfere with the Shane vs. Rock cage match
4. and on, and on, and on
To go into detail further about Monday Raw - The Rock was destroying
Hemorrhoid Helmsley until Dogg, X-Pac and the McMorons came out
to help him. Then the Undertaker came out, cleaned house - except for
HHH. Then HHH tried that stupid double chicken wing move and Rock
blocked it twice! Once with a vertical back drop and the second time with
the ROCK BOTTOM through the announcer's table. Last I saw HHH,
he was twitching unconscious with Stefatty crying over his limp body!
Also, same night - how can you possibly think ratings went down when
the Rock was champ? First he took off a week to do the movie
The Mummy 2, and during the face off between the Rock and HHH
the crowd not only booed HHH they called him names - the first time
I've heard that! The crowd, as do most WWF fans, hate HHH.
AND what's up with Hemorrhoid's name? It's gone from Hunter Helmsley,
to HHH, and now he want's to be known as, ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ha ha
ha ho ho ha ho, the Game? <----One of the top retarded names in
wrestling history. On Monday Raw IT WAS GAME OVER!
I don't know....when they were standing nose to nose at JD, they looked
pretty much the same size.
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"We don't just want to be an overpopulated
crucible of dehumanizing corruption, materialism,
and race hatred; we want to be known the world
over as a place where ideas come to die."
"The Onion" Talking about L.A.
On to the suggestion that heels need outside interference- once in a long while
is O.K. Not every freakin match! And, sorry but I liked bad guys with a little
charisma. Kevin Sullivan (the original dark side), Rick Flair (woooooooo),
Maaacho Man Randy Savage (oooh yeah), even the Undertaker, when heel,
had that cool "sit up from the dead" move.
HHH just spits water in the air and looks like a retarded ejaculating penis.
Now that's awesome (sarcasm).
Brian Detty wrote:
> alnor <al...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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> > First of all, you sound like a small child.
> >
> > Second, how can you EEEEEven suggest that HHH can beat the Rock
> > WITHOUT outside interference? When has it been done?
> >
> > 1. DX comes in to interfere with the Iron Man Match.
> > 2. DX interferes on Monday Raw
> > 3. 2 weeks ago, they interfere with the Shane vs. Rock cage match
> > 4. and on, and on, and on
> >
> OK...first heels are scripted to need outside help...its in the bloody
> character description...second, after Rock won the belt at the '98 Survivor
> Series and was playing a phenomenal heel HHH had him beat clean in an "I
> quit" match before the corporation interfered and threatened Chyna (she also
> turned heel that night). Hell...in the same time period Xpac had Rock beat
> clean for the belt, until...you guessed it...outside interference....You
> seeing a pattern develop here? The Bad Guys need to cheat to win, that
> should be pretty obvious. And HHH is the most successful wrestler EVER when
> it comes to bringing in the ratings, I doubt he will drop out of the main
> event scene anytime soon. Vince is not stupid.
If your talking about stuff outside of the entertainment of wrestling, I'm
positive you've got nice guys and assholes. But this is simply a statement
about their characters - you do know it's fake right?
AND before you go off and tell me how real Foley's gash in his forehead is,
he was WELL PAID to do that and it WAS scripted.
Brian Detty wrote:
> alnor <al...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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> > I agree, all I'm saying is that back in the days, we had GOOD heels like
> > the four horsemen, remember Kevin Sullivan?, even Macho man was
> entertaining!
> > HHH is just plain stupid and annoying, he has no gimmicks other than
> > outside interference.
> >
> > I used to love it when Sullivan would space out and his eyeballs would
> roll
> > back
> > into his head!
> >
> Kevin Sullivan pretty much represented (and still does) everything wrong
> with the favoritism, cliques, and burying that occurs in pro wrestling...out
> of ALL the possible wrestlers you could reference you manage to pick the one
> that is known to be a cancer on the industry...good job
*sniff* That was just....poetic......no...wait....pathetic...I meant
pathetic.