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Sorry about the delay. Just didn't feel like going back online after
the show last night. I'll try to keep it short and simple.

We open with DX. Their opening spiel is cut off by Jonathan Coachman,
who declares himself to be in charge (still acting as interim GM, but
we all know the McMahons will be back next week). And that leads to our
first match......

1. DX def. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch, the Highlanders, and Viscera &
Charlie Haas. For the 2nd straight week, the tag team division was
buried. Seems to be happening every few months. This was a Texas
Tornado handicap match, 6 vs. 2, and DX didn't seem too fazed. Haas got
left all alone and was the designated jobber, with Triple H pinning him
after the pedigree.

Coachman, of course, didn't like that, but before he could come up with
something else, Hunter decided that they'd had enough of Coach trying
to be Crazy Vinnie (and failing), so they chased him out. And that
would lead to some slapstick comedy......

2. Intercontinental title: Jeff Hardy def. Johnny Nitro to win the
title. As was pointed out to me earlier today in responding to Adam's
report, Hardy has set a new record for the longest duration between IC
title runs at roughly 5 1/2 years. Hardy briefly held the title in 2001
when he feuded with Triple H and dropped the strap back to ol' cucumber
nose less than a week later. This was an early candidate for best match
on the show. Melina didn't do too much, but after getting knocked down
on a crossbody off the barrier by Hardy, she started feigning an ankle
injury. How often has she done that this year alone? Finish had Nitro
trying I think a powerbomb off the top, but Hardy backdropped him off,
then hit the Swanton Bomb. Crowd went absolutely nuts.

Post-match, Hardy is interviewed by Maria Kanellis, who gets in a plug
for ECW's Extreme Strip Poker next week (being taped tonight). Hardy
name checked all the possible contenders (Carlito, Benjamin, Nitro,
Masters), which was a good move. Melina came over and after declaring
that Nitro would get the belt back, began shrieking uncontrollably.
Hardy tried hand-gagging her, but just gave up. Melina killed the
segment.

3. Umaga def. Gene Snitsky. They announced that Umaga-Kane III will be
next week, in a loser leaves Raw match. Snits got some offense in
early, but after a momentary distraction by Armando Estrada, Umaga
squashed him like a bug, finishing him with the Samoan Spike.

It's been reported that Kane has been talking about retiring, and has
wanted some time off. I think that wish will be granted next week.

Coachman is still on the run from DX, but they've got him cornered, and
we get a slight parody of some spaghetti westerns, complete with music
cribbed from films like "For a Few Dollars More". Coach runs into the
ladies locker room, and there's the attendant screaming. HBK covers his
eyes and they go in after Coach. We find Torrie, Candice, and the
returning Beth Phoenix, just activated from the disabled list. Shawn
continues, but Hunter decides to flirt. Whodathunk? Shawn has to double
back to grab his buddy and the chase continues. Remotes were being
used, I'm sure, when Coach encountered the fat stripper last seen on
ECW being caned by Sandman back in July. Actually, the Chris Farley
wannabe was in Oklahoma City last week and did a bit with Jim Ross
after Raw got off the air. JR KOd the goof with a microphone. Coach
does him one better with a mere stiff-arm putting tons of fluff down.
Finally, he's backed out of the arena, and runs right into a production
truck, knocking himself out. The rover boys load him into a dumpster
and have a maintainence man dump about three bags of trash on top of
him.

I wonder why Coach's side gigs w/College Sports TV & Fox Sports Radio
are never acknowledged. I guess it's because they're rival networks.

4. Randy Orton def. Carlito Colon. 2nd of 3 returns from Unforgiven.
Too short, given that the DX Comedy Show went too long. No RKO this
time, as Orton uses Carlito's own momentum against him, rolling through
a springboard cross-body and hooking the tights. Why is Orton going
over here?

Having disposed of Coach, DX turns its attention to the Spirit Squad.
Mocking Johnny Space Ace's dress code, Hunter informs the Space Cadets
that they have to wear new uniforms. That leads to some more comedy....

5. Sgt. Slaughter def. Nick Nemeth. The Squad came out in women's
cheerleader outfits. One of the boys actually crapped in his pants and
Jerry Lawler took notice of this. They ganged up on Slaughter on the
floor, but Nemeth lost the opportunity to cash in when DX appeared on
the screen with a pair of panties. Slaughter with a schoolboy to end
his Raw losing streak, but the Squad's misfortune in singles continues.

6. Women's title tournament, 1st round: Mickie James def. Victoria. I
had Vicki figured as a #3 seed in the tournament, but there are no
brackets, so Uncreative is just throwing them in like velcro darts to
see who sticks. False finish as Vicki grabbed the ropes to block a
botched sunset flip off the top, but ref Jack Doan caught it and forced
a break. Mickie reversed and pinned Vicki, who threw a temper tantrum
like a petulent child post-match.

Throughout the show, we've been reminded about the Raw Feud of the
Year: Edge vs. John Cena, and what should be the blow-off to this is
our main event......

7. WWE title: John Cena def. Edge. A 15' cage is supposed to prevent
screwjobs, but in this day & age, that doesn't apply. Lita didn't do
too much, but when she did, the outside referee ejected her after she
slid a chair into the ring. After ref Mike Chioda was bumped down, Cade
& Murdoch returned and hit the Hi-Lo (Sweet 'n' Sour), but with the ref
out, Edge couldn't get a pinfall. Edge started for the door with help
from the "Redneck Wrecking Crew", but DX returned and thwarted that
strategy. A superkick from HBK knocked Murdoch into the cage door,
knocking Edge into the path of the FU. Game, set, & match to Mr. Cena.

Next week at the Family Reunion: Kane-Umaga III, the return of the
McMahons, and likely a return match of a 6-man match from Montreal.

J. C. Gilbert

The...@gmail.com

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hobb...@yahoo.com wrote:
> Sorry about the delay. Just didn't feel like going back online after
> the show last night. I'll try to keep it short and simple.

I told you to keep this wannabe journalist crap out of RSPW.

--The Mott
http://www.myspace.com/84384847

Benjamin Pavsner

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> Sorry about the delay. Just didn't feel like going back online after
> the show last night. I'll try to keep it short and simple.
>
> We open with DX. Their opening spiel is cut off by Jonathan Coachman,
> who declares himself to be in charge (still acting as interim GM, but
> we all know the McMahons will be back next week). And that leads to our
> first match......
>
> 1. DX def. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch, the Highlanders, and Viscera &
> Charlie Haas. For the 2nd straight week, the tag team division was
> buried. Seems to be happening every few months. This was a Texas
> Tornado handicap match, 6 vs. 2, and DX didn't seem too fazed. Haas got
> left all alone and was the designated jobber, with Triple H pinning him
> after the pedigree.
I call this the "Shouldn't ONE of these teams be going against, say, THE
NANCY SQUAD FOR THE TITLES" match. More evidence of the seriousness, or lack
there of, that the suits are giving the tag division. Like last week, it
seems that the only reward for winning this match was the satisfaction of
winning.

>
> Coachman, of course, didn't like that, but before he could come up with
> something else, Hunter decided that they'd had enough of Coach trying
> to be Crazy Vinnie (and failing), so they chased him out. And that
> would lead to some slapstick comedy......
>
> 2. Intercontinental title: Jeff Hardy def. Johnny Nitro to win the
> title. As was pointed out to me earlier today in responding to Adam's
> report, Hardy has set a new record for the longest duration between IC
> title runs at roughly 5 1/2 years. Hardy briefly held the title in 2001
> when he feuded with Triple H and dropped the strap back to ol' cucumber
> nose less than a week later. This was an early candidate for best match
> on the show. Melina didn't do too much, but after getting knocked down
> on a crossbody off the barrier by Hardy, she started feigning an ankle
> injury. How often has she done that this year alone? Finish had Nitro
> trying I think a powerbomb off the top, but Hardy backdropped him off,
> then hit the Swanton Bomb. Crowd went absolutely nuts.
This was the match of the night for two reasons: 1. It was a good match and
2.YAY, JOHNNY "DON'T CALL ME MONDAY NITRO" NITRO LOSES THE IC TITLE.
Granted, Jeff Hardy isn't my first choice to slap the strap on, but...

>
> Post-match, Hardy is interviewed by Maria Kanellis, who gets in a plug
> for ECW's Extreme Strip Poker next week (being taped tonight). Hardy
> name checked all the possible contenders (Carlito, Benjamin, Nitro,
> Masters), which was a good move. Melina came over and after declaring
> that Nitro would get the belt back, began shrieking uncontrollably.
> Hardy tried hand-gagging her, but just gave up. Melina killed the
> segment.
>
> 3. Umaga def. Gene Snitsky. They announced that Umaga-Kane III will be
> next week, in a loser leaves Raw match. Snits got some offense in
> early, but after a momentary distraction by Armando Estrada, Umaga
> squashed him like a bug, finishing him with the Samoan Spike.
>
> It's been reported that Kane has been talking about retiring, and has
> wanted some time off. I think that wish will be granted next week.
I think the real losers in the match next week will be the fans, but it will
at least give Kane a way out.

>
> Coachman is still on the run from DX, but they've got him cornered, and
> we get a slight parody of some spaghetti westerns, complete with music
> cribbed from films like "For a Few Dollars More". Coach runs into the
> ladies locker room, and there's the attendant screaming. HBK covers his
> eyes and they go in after Coach. We find Torrie, Candice, and the
> returning Beth Phoenix, just activated from the disabled list. Shawn
> continues, but Hunter decides to flirt. Whodathunk? Shawn has to double
> back to grab his buddy and the chase continues. Remotes were being
> used, I'm sure, when Coach encountered the fat stripper last seen on
> ECW being caned by Sandman back in July. Actually, the Chris Farley
> wannabe was in Oklahoma City last week and did a bit with Jim Ross
> after Raw got off the air. JR KOd the goof with a microphone. Coach
> does him one better with a mere stiff-arm putting tons of fluff down.
> Finally, he's backed out of the arena, and runs right into a production
> truck, knocking himself out. The rover boys load him into a dumpster
> and have a maintainence man dump about three bags of trash on top of
> him.
>
> I wonder why Coach's side gigs w/College Sports TV & Fox Sports Radio
> are never acknowledged. I guess it's because they're rival networks.
>
> 4. Randy Orton def. Carlito Colon. 2nd of 3 returns from Unforgiven.
> Too short, given that the DX Comedy Show went too long. No RKO this
> time, as Orton uses Carlito's own momentum against him, rolling through
> a springboard cross-body and hooking the tights. Why is Orton going
> over here?

Back in the day, the IC title was a stepping stone to the WWE strap. When I
was growing up, Pedro Morales was the only guy to be both WWF champ and IC
champ. Then, starting with Savage, most of the WWF Champs at one point or
another had the IC belt, as the latter was a barameter to see how much heat
a guy could muster. Now we've gone old school.. The only IC title holder to
have the WWE/World title is Orton, and 1. He was a transistion champ and 2.
He ain't doing so hot now. I really can't remember anybody who was IC champ
since it was brought back that hasn't jumped the shark.


>
> Having disposed of Coach, DX turns its attention to the Spirit Squad.
> Mocking Johnny Space Ace's dress code, Hunter informs the Space Cadets
> that they have to wear new uniforms. That leads to some more comedy....
>
> 5. Sgt. Slaughter def. Nick Nemeth. The Squad came out in women's
> cheerleader outfits. One of the boys actually crapped in his pants and
> Jerry Lawler took notice of this. They ganged up on Slaughter on the
> floor, but Nemeth lost the opportunity to cash in when DX appeared on
> the screen with a pair of panties. Slaughter with a schoolboy to end
> his Raw losing streak, but the Squad's misfortune in singles continues.

No Flair this week. Not sure if last night was live, but if it was, I think
it was because of Yom Kippur (Jewish Day of Attonement). Biggie in terms of
it being a Jewish holiday, PLUS Flair would've been fasting.

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The...@gmail.com wrote:
> hobb...@yahoo.com wrote:
> > Sorry about the delay. Just didn't feel like going back online after
> > the show last night. I'll try to keep it short and simple.
>
> I told you to keep this wannabe journalist crap out of RSPW.

Yo, Motorola! Don't you ever tell me what to do or where to do it, you
jealous little scumbag!! You don't own this newsgroup!

J. C. Gilbert

hobb...@yahoo.com

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Oct 3, 2006, 11:20:03 PM10/3/06
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Benjamin Pavsner wrote:

> > 1. DX def. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch, the Highlanders, and Viscera &
> > Charlie Haas. For the 2nd straight week, the tag team division was
> > buried. Seems to be happening every few months. This was a Texas
> > Tornado handicap match, 6 vs. 2, and DX didn't seem too fazed. Haas got
> > left all alone and was the designated jobber, with Triple H pinning him
> > after the pedigree.

> I call this the "Shouldn't ONE of these teams be going against, say, THE
> NANCY SQUAD FOR THE TITLES" match. More evidence of the seriousness, or lack
> there of, that the suits are giving the tag division. Like last week, it
> seems that the only reward for winning this match was the satisfaction of
> winning.

First they put the word out that the Space Cadets are to break up, but
they refuse to take the tag titles off those punks. You can't have it
both ways, Uncreative!!!!

> > 2. Intercontinental title: Jeff Hardy def. Johnny Nitro to win the
> > title. As was pointed out to me earlier today in responding to Adam's
> > report, Hardy has set a new record for the longest duration between IC
> > title runs at roughly 5 1/2 years. Hardy briefly held the title in 2001
> > when he feuded with Triple H and dropped the strap back to ol' cucumber
> > nose less than a week later. This was an early candidate for best match
> > on the show. Melina didn't do too much, but after getting knocked down
> > on a crossbody off the barrier by Hardy, she started feigning an ankle
> > injury. How often has she done that this year alone? Finish had Nitro
> > trying I think a powerbomb off the top, but Hardy backdropped him off,
> > then hit the Swanton Bomb. Crowd went absolutely nuts.

> This was the match of the night for two reasons: 1. It was a good match and
> 2.YAY, JOHNNY "DON'T CALL ME MONDAY NITRO" NITRO LOSES THE IC TITLE.
> Granted, Jeff Hardy isn't my first choice to slap the strap on, but...

Nitro may get it back before it's all said and done. As it is, he's
gone a long way toward breaking the "Tough Enough" curse.

> > 3. Umaga def. Gene Snitsky. They announced that Umaga-Kane III will be
> > next week, in a loser leaves Raw match. Snits got some offense in
> > early, but after a momentary distraction by Armando Estrada, Umaga
> > squashed him like a bug, finishing him with the Samoan Spike.
> >
> > It's been reported that Kane has been talking about retiring, and has
> > wanted some time off. I think that wish will be granted next week.

> I think the real losers in the match next week will be the fans, but it will
> at least give Kane a way out.

Agreed.

> > 4. Randy Orton def. Carlito Colon. 2nd of 3 returns from Unforgiven.
> > Too short, given that the DX Comedy Show went too long. No RKO this
> > time, as Orton uses Carlito's own momentum against him, rolling through
> > a springboard cross-body and hooking the tights. Why is Orton going
> > over here?
>
> Back in the day, the IC title was a stepping stone to the WWE strap. When I
> was growing up, Pedro Morales was the only guy to be both WWF champ and IC
> champ. Then, starting with Savage, most of the WWF Champs at one point or
> another had the IC belt, as the latter was a barameter to see how much heat
> a guy could muster. Now we've gone old school.. The only IC title holder to
> have the WWE/World title is Orton, and 1. He was a transistion champ and 2.
> He ain't doing so hot now. I really can't remember anybody who was IC champ
> since it was brought back that hasn't jumped the shark.

RVD parlayed his last IC run into a truncated run with the WWE & ECW
titles, and we all know where that went.

> > 5. Sgt. Slaughter def. Nick Nemeth. The Squad came out in women's
> > cheerleader outfits. One of the boys actually crapped in his pants and
> > Jerry Lawler took notice of this. They ganged up on Slaughter on the
> > floor, but Nemeth lost the opportunity to cash in when DX appeared on
> > the screen with a pair of panties. Slaughter with a schoolboy to end
> > his Raw losing streak, but the Squad's misfortune in singles continues.
>
> No Flair this week. Not sure if last night was live, but if it was, I think
> it was because of Yom Kippur (Jewish Day of Attonement). Biggie in terms of
> it being a Jewish holiday, PLUS Flair would've been fasting.

Didn't know Flair was Jewish. I don't think he even brought that up in
his book.

J. C. Gilbert
> >

Rockboy

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The...@gmail.com wrote:
> hobb...@yahoo.com wrote:
>> Sorry about the delay. Just didn't feel like going back online after
>> the show last night. I'll try to keep it short and simple.
>
> I told you to keep this wannabe journalist crap out of RSPW.

BYE!

--
Rockboy

You think I'm out of my head
But I'm romantically dead
So come on I'll waste my life on you

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Benjamin Pavsner

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Oct 4, 2006, 8:48:35 AM10/4/06
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OK, I admit that I've only heard loose talk about Flair being Jewish. I
mean, look at the big deal they make of, say Bill Goldberg or Barry Horowitz
being Jewish, and they have nowhere near Flair's stature. I'd think if Flair
were Jewish, it'd be a bigger deal.
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Adam Kohen

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hobb...@yahoo.com wrote:

> Sorry about the delay. Just didn't feel like going back online after
> the show last night. I'll try to keep it short and simple.

At least you got around to it eventually. I had company over for
Smackdown, and just decided not to bother with a review (even though
there was some good stuff on the show).

> 1. DX def. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch, the Highlanders, and Viscera &
> Charlie Haas. For the 2nd straight week, the tag team division was
> buried. Seems to be happening every few months.

Maybe all the Raw tag teams have realized the Spirit Squad's title reign
is meaningless and have taken to ignoring the belts' existence.

> Post-match, Hardy is interviewed by Maria Kanellis, who gets in a plug
> for ECW's Extreme Strip Poker next week (being taped tonight). Hardy
> name checked all the possible contenders (Carlito, Benjamin, Nitro,
> Masters), which was a good move.

So much for Super Crazy's momentary fling with the limelight. And isn't
Orton still gunning for the IC title too?

> Coach runs into the
> ladies locker room, and there's the attendant screaming. HBK covers his
> eyes and they go in after Coach. We find Torrie, Candice, and the
> returning Beth Phoenix, just activated from the disabled list.

So that's who the third woman was. Beth's first stint on Raw was so
brief that I had forgotten what she looks like.

-AK

pe2

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Oct 4, 2006, 4:43:56 PM10/4/06
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Good one, J.C.

Just a bunch of 8th graders out there with nothing better to do, than to
stir up the pot a little. Thanks and keep on posting results! I read as RAW
to late for this 4 am riser...

pe2


Gregory Leck

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haha... awesome!


hobb...@yahoo.com

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Adam Kohen wrote:
> hobb...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> > Sorry about the delay. Just didn't feel like going back online after
> > the show last night. I'll try to keep it short and simple.
>
> At least you got around to it eventually. I had company over for
> Smackdown, and just decided not to bother with a review (even though
> there was some good stuff on the show).
>
> > 1. DX def. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch, the Highlanders, and Viscera &
> > Charlie Haas. For the 2nd straight week, the tag team division was
> > buried. Seems to be happening every few months.
>
> Maybe all the Raw tag teams have realized the Spirit Squad's title reign
> is meaningless and have taken to ignoring the belts' existence.

Didn't we go through this when Big Show & Kane were the champs at the
start of the year?


>
> > Post-match, Hardy is interviewed by Maria Kanellis, who gets in a plug
> > for ECW's Extreme Strip Poker next week (being taped tonight). Hardy
> > name checked all the possible contenders (Carlito, Benjamin, Nitro,
> > Masters), which was a good move.
>
> So much for Super Crazy's momentary fling with the limelight. And isn't
> Orton still gunning for the IC title too?

I'd think Orton's past that, and was tossed into the 6-pack to further
his issue with Carlito.


>
> > Coach runs into the
> > ladies locker room, and there's the attendant screaming. HBK covers his
> > eyes and they go in after Coach. We find Torrie, Candice, and the
> > returning Beth Phoenix, just activated from the disabled list.
>
> So that's who the third woman was. Beth's first stint on Raw was so
> brief that I had forgotten what she looks like.

Someone on Toon Zone thought it was Kelly Kelly from ECW, which I
doubted very seriously.

J. C. Gilbert

Deadline

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hobbyfan wrote:
| 2. Intercontinental title: Jeff Hardy def. Johnny Nitro to
| win the title.
| Melina didn't do too much, but after getting knocked down
| on a crossbody off the barrier by Hardy, she started
| feigning an ankle injury. How often has she done that this
| year alone?

It was to keep her out of the match so your hero could win.

| Crowd went absolutely nuts.

I agree. They were cheering like it was a good thing. They
lost their minds.

| Post-match, Hardy is interviewed by Maria Kanellis, who
| gets in a plug for ECW's Extreme Strip Poker next week
| (being taped tonight). Hardy name checked all the possible
| contenders (Carlito, Benjamin, Nitro, Masters), which was
| a good move. Melina came over and after declaring that
| Nitro would get the belt back, began shrieking
| uncontrollably. Hardy tried hand-gagging her, but just
| gave up. Melina killed the segment.

Maria was as useless as ever, and Jeff looked like he was
mindlessly running around the room even while standing
still. I hated the screaming, too, but Melina was the only
worthwhile being in that already mute worthy segment. I
hoped that rather than just scream, she would bitchslap the
holy Hell out of Maria just because she was there.


| 4. Randy Orton def. Carlito Colon. 2nd of 3 returns from
| Unforgiven. Too short, given that the DX Comedy Show went
| too long. No RKO this time, as Orton uses Carlito's own
| momentum against him, rolling through a springboard cross-
| body and hooking the tights. Why is Orton going over here?

The rule is that the face always wins, so of course Orton is
going over.


| 6. Women's title tournament, 1st round: Mickie James def.
| Victoria.

| Mickie reversed and pinned Vicki, who threw a temper
| tantrum like a petulent child post-match.

Rather than using a chair to attack the ring, she should
have used it to bash Mickie's teeth.

Victoria needs to stop being a joke.


| 7. WWE title: John Cena def. Edge.

| Edge started for the door with help from the "Redneck
| Wrecking Crew", but DX returned and thwarted that
| strategy. A superkick from HBK knocked Murdoch into the
| cage door, knocking Edge into the path of the FU.

D-Generation X has lost their coolness. They are chasing
the enemy, rather than allowing the enemy to come to them.

They could be setting up Cena, though. I -hope- they are
setting up Cena. This Hunter/Cena association is as stupid
as Kane helping D-Generation X.

hobb...@yahoo.com

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Deadline wrote:
> hobbyfan wrote:
> | 2. Intercontinental title: Jeff Hardy def. Johnny Nitro to
> | win the title.
> | Melina didn't do too much, but after getting knocked down
> | on a crossbody off the barrier by Hardy, she started
> | feigning an ankle injury. How often has she done that this
> | year alone?
>
> It was to keep her out of the match so your hero could win.

She pulled the same stunt at Unforgiven (ankle), then pulled off a shoe
and KOd Hardy. Who's to say that wouldn't have been in the cards this
time, too?

> | Post-match, Hardy is interviewed by Maria Kanellis, who
> | gets in a plug for ECW's Extreme Strip Poker next week
> | (being taped tonight). Hardy name checked all the possible
> | contenders (Carlito, Benjamin, Nitro, Masters), which was
> | a good move. Melina came over and after declaring that
> | Nitro would get the belt back, began shrieking
> | uncontrollably. Hardy tried hand-gagging her, but just
> | gave up. Melina killed the segment.
>
> Maria was as useless as ever, and Jeff looked like he was
> mindlessly running around the room even while standing
> still. I hated the screaming, too, but Melina was the only
> worthwhile being in that already mute worthy segment. I
> hoped that rather than just scream, she would bitchslap the
> holy Hell out of Maria just because she was there.

They really need to figure out what to do with Melina. Just let her
wrestle.

> | 6. Women's title tournament, 1st round: Mickie James def.
> | Victoria.
> | Mickie reversed and pinned Vicki, who threw a temper
> | tantrum like a petulent child post-match.
>
> Rather than using a chair to attack the ring, she should
> have used it to bash Mickie's teeth.
>
> Victoria needs to stop being a joke.

So does making fun of Mickie.

> | 7. WWE title: John Cena def. Edge.
> | Edge started for the door with help from the "Redneck
> | Wrecking Crew", but DX returned and thwarted that
> | strategy. A superkick from HBK knocked Murdoch into the
> | cage door, knocking Edge into the path of the FU.
>
> D-Generation X has lost their coolness. They are chasing
> the enemy, rather than allowing the enemy to come to them.

Didn't we have this discussion when I set up a similar scenario a few
months back? Yah, I think we did.


>
> They could be setting up Cena, though. I -hope- they are
> setting up Cena. This Hunter/Cena association is as stupid
> as Kane helping D-Generation X.

As the late Gorilla Monsoon put it, highly unlikely.

J. C. Gilbert

Deadline

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Oct 9, 2006, 6:46:17 AM10/9/06
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hobbyfan wrote:
| 2. Intercontinental title: Jeff Hardy def. Johnny Nitro to
| win the title.
| Melina didn't do too much, but after getting knocked down
| on a crossbody off the barrier by Hardy, she started
| feigning an ankle injury. How often has she done that this
| year alone?

Deadline wrote:
| It was to keep her out of the match so your hero could win.

hobbyfan wrote:
| She pulled the same stunt at Unforgiven (ankle), then
| pulled off a shoe and KOd Hardy. Who's to say that
| wouldn't have been in the cards this time, too?

This time it was not fake, so there was no reason to ask how
many times she has faked the injury.

I thought she was going to pull the referee out of the ring
to get Nitro disqualified during the count.


| 6. Women's title tournament, 1st round: Mickie James def.
| Victoria.
| Mickie reversed and pinned Vicki, who threw a temper
| tantrum like a petulent child post-match.

| Rather than using a chair to attack the ring, she should
| have used it to bash Mickie's teeth.
|
| Victoria needs to stop being a joke.

| So does making fun of Mickie.

If I was ridiculing Mickie, I would have added that the chair
would have vibrated like a tuning fork after hitting her teeth
and would have stunned Victoria as it shook in her hands. I
was saying that Victoria needs to get violent. "Bash her in
the face" sounds mild.

Besides, if the clawing at Melina can continue, then so can
the horsing around with Mickie.

hobb...@yahoo.com

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Oct 9, 2006, 4:50:21 PM10/9/06
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Deadline wrote:
> hobbyfan wrote:
> | 2. Intercontinental title: Jeff Hardy def. Johnny Nitro to
> | win the title.
> | Melina didn't do too much, but after getting knocked down
> | on a crossbody off the barrier by Hardy, she started
> | feigning an ankle injury. How often has she done that this
> | year alone?
>
> Deadline wrote:
> | It was to keep her out of the match so your hero could win.
>
> hobbyfan wrote:
> | She pulled the same stunt at Unforgiven (ankle), then
> | pulled off a shoe and KOd Hardy. Who's to say that
> | wouldn't have been in the cards this time, too?
>
> This time it was not fake, so there was no reason to ask how
> many times she has faked the injury.
>
> I thought she was going to pull the referee out of the ring
> to get Nitro disqualified during the count.

I had a feeling she'd try that, but that was not to be.

J. C. Gilbert

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