Yo Brawlers:
I recently performed on a USWF event, where I rendered my services of color
commentator and manager. What was most displeasing (aside from the amount of
cash I was paid) was the fact that the CEO of the USWF, Mr. Bob Bailey
continues to insist putting over his "fan favorite" wrestlers with title
shots, reversed decisions and contractual stipulations! Every time a wrestler
who... well let me not say "breaks the rules", but fractures and occasional
one...starts get over with the crowd or in his match, out runs Bob Bailey to
screw up the entire event.
I've just had about enough of it. I'm tired of watching top workers such as
Hunter Q, Darkside Inc., The Forgone Exchange and The Living Legend Larry
Winters, get screwed by Mr. CEO and his ringside play by play commissioner
Marty Greenfield! These indy JABRONES, such as Kid USA, Rapid Transit and that
low life ex-con Chris Michaels think they can do whatever they want because
they have the power of the "corporation" to back them up. I'm tired that hard
workers get spit in their faces because we do what we have to in order to be
the best, and assure that we are the standing victor at the conclusion of the
match.
Instead, Bailey and Greenfield conspire plots amongst each other, to give
their fans "what they paid for", and so they can "go home happy and remember
wrestling’s true heroes".... SCREW THAT!.... Rigging matches with contractual
stipulations, reversed decisions and referees who are probably accepting
envelopes under the table is just the beginning of what could ruin the most
enthusiastic indy organization in the United States today. One of the very
few, but most definitely the first indy organization to run storylines and
angles, is just on the brink of ruins with an absurd abuse of power by their
CEO and reigning commissioner!
I hereby issue a challenge to that CEO and Commissioner to step up to the
plate and answer to these so called "allegations" tomorrow night on the ...And
Justice For Brawl show. I have canceled the scheduled guest for tomorrow just
to leave the doors open and the studio free! As a matter of fact, I have
already invited some of the displeased workers of the USWF to confront their
employer face to face and discuss this charade of events. Anyone who wants to
join in in this "INDY ROUNDTABLE WAR" is free to do so!
As a matter of fact, ANYONE who wants to contribute some wood to the fire will
win FREE prizes, as long as you can make sure that these "cooperate" fools CAN
DIG IT!!!!!!!!!!!
There has also been talk that the commissioner Marty Greenfield has attempted
to sabotage DieHard Derek Gordon's future aspirations of pursuing a career in
Hollywood, by contacting some of his Hollywood buddies. Supposedly, Mr. Jay
Mohr, from films such as "Jerry McGuire", "Mafia" and "Suicide Kings" has
stated that he would help out his long time friend.
Well Jay Mohr...Or should I call you "Bob Sugar", like Tom Cruise did in Jerry
Mcguire...If you want to somehow bring or non-nominated ass down to tussle, be
my guest! The doors are always open for extra roles and I wouldn't mind
walking over you to get my foot in the Hollywood door!
The Place: http://static.pseudo.com/wrestling
The Time: Tuesday 8pm EST
The Phone Number: Toll Free 1.877.PSEUDO.1 or Collect 212.965.1390
...And Justice For Brawl. The only place where elbows may have to be dropped!
Don't forget that February 9, 1999, ...And Justice For Brawl starts
Valentine's Day a little early as DieHard celebrates with his sweetheart MISSY
HYATT. ...Oh, did I mention she was going to be LIVE IN THE STUDIO!?! That
means you can celebrate with us!
But come tomorrow, take your shot at winning FREE prizes if you can say those
magic words..."CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!!!"
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