Schwarzenegger To Star In 'Terminator' Reboot

[Anonymous]

HOLLYWOOD, CA猶aramount Pictures today announced an exciting new reboot
of the Terminator franchise where Arnold Schwarzenegger's eponymous
cyborg character is sent from the future to a time before humanity was
enslaved. But this time, he's woke, and he'll just tell humans to
submit to the government and evil corporations controlling their lives.
And he'll patrol the streets making sure everyone is wearing a mask.

"Screw your freedoms," the Terminator tells humanity when he comes from
the future this time around. "Come with me if you want to submit to
government mandates like a good citizen. Actually, never mind. Just
stay home and stay safe." Schwarzenegger goes around from house to
house making sure everyone is wearing a mask and locked up in their
houses, shooting anyone who does not comply with a shotgun. Sarah
Connor is seen going out to get groceries even though she's not
vaccinated, and the Terminator just immediately takes her out.

So it's a much shorter movie, but the message is far more societally
acceptable in 2021, according to Paramount.

This time, of course, instead of Cyberdyne Systems developing Skynet to
fight humanity, the Terminator is developed as a cooperative venture
between Blackrock and Microsoft.