Grizzly discovery at Pelican Bay
lefty the lifer
human remains, stashed at the residence of former Pelican Bay prison warden
Russel Richards. The remains were discovered during a construction dig on
the property, and experts are calling this one of the worst crime scenes in
U.S. history. Forensic experts from the FBI are sorting and excavating the
remains. They have already uncovered a massive trove of at least 300
"polished" human skulls, mason jars containing human genitals preserved in
formaldehyde, and an entire workshop where articles of furniture were
crafted by hand. Richards, who died of natural causes in 1996, was a well
know artist in the bay area who made translucent lampshades which resembled
the art work of Henri Matisse. Officials now suspect that those lampshades
were made from human skin, which Richards had dyed with bright primary
colors. It is not known how many of the lamps had been sold, or where they
are now. The FBI is asking that anyone who thinks that they might have a
suspicious lamp to please call 1-800-995-4021.
The origin of the body parts is unknown, and it may be years before the
entire puzzle is solved. Citing years of suspicious prison breaks, activists
in the bay area are already staging demonstrations, chanting "we told you
so, a con cant win, my brand new lamp, is made of skin". Demonstrators were
pelted by rocks, some as large as softballs, so they simply went home.
Patty and Lou Mumford, who had bought the property in July had little to
say, "Thet thars the dRndst thang I ever seen, all polished up n took care a
like some'ns lil pet".
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Hope that you enjoyed reading this series of sarcastic, silly stories as
much as I did writing it. I will leave now, as I have many other things to
do around the cellhouse than to practice creative writing, and trolling and
crap like that.
Anyone who is seriously interested in possible solutions to crime is invited
to contact me. geom...@mindspring.com Dont bother me if you arent in a
position to implement a program. Serious inquiries will be rewarded with
engineered answers.
I have been interested in coming up with new ideas for corrections for many
years. If we keep on following along the present path in corrections we are
all going to have a disaster on our hands.
The methods in place will only create monsters, and ya cant keep em' down
forever. Sooner or later they get out. But, there is an optimum solution.
Everybody wins.
Also, if my posts have offended anyone, please feel free to exercise your
right to share with me some of your most favorite vulgarities. Go ahead and
swear. You're in America now. Blast away. Dont worry, I wont snitch you out
to your ISP. I am collecting angry colloquialisms, and idiomatic expressions
of hostility.
Direct your abuse to: geom...@mindspring.com . I am a real jerk, so tell
me what ya think.
Thanks,
Lefty
aka MAX
What if I help you with your math?. The "old math" tho !!
LOTS OF LOVE
MAX
>From: "lefty the lifer" geom...@mindspring.com
<snip>
> I will leave now, as I have many other things to
>do around the cellhouse than to practice creative writing, and trolling and
>crap like that.
,,,,,
Let's replace that idiotic
"Do the crime, do the time"
with that old timer that went
" LET THE PUNISHMENT FIT THE CRIME"
Another one
"DON'T MAKE A FEDERAL CASE OUT OF IT"
http://www.WingsOfAnAngel.com
© 1999 by Wings Of An Angel
CSOUPKID
Excellent post. As an amateur bullshitter, I have to take my hat off to a real
"professional". (theres that word again)
>Subject: Grizzly discovery at Pelican Bay
>From: "lefty the lifer" geom...@mindspring.com
>Date: Fri, 27 August 1999 10:26 PM EDT
>Message-id: <7q7i51$dcf$1...@nntp6.atl.mindspring.net>
>much as I did writing it. I will leave now, as I have many other things to
>do around the cellhouse than to practice creative writing, and trolling and
>crap like that.
>
>Anyone who is seriously interested in possible solutions to crime is invited
>to contact me. geom...@mindspring.com Dont bother me if you arent in a
>position to implement a program. Serious inquiries will be rewarded with
>engineered answers.
>
>I have been interested in coming up with new ideas for corrections for many
>years. If we keep on following along the present path in corrections we are
>all going to have a disaster on our hands.
>
>The methods in place will only create monsters, and ya cant keep em' down
>forever. Sooner or later they get out. But, there is an optimum solution.
>Everybody wins.
>
>Also, if my posts have offended anyone, please feel free to exercise your
>right to share with me some of your most favorite vulgarities. Go ahead and
>swear. You're in America now. Blast away. Dont worry, I wont snitch you out
>to your ISP. I am collecting angry colloquialisms, and idiomatic expressions
>of hostility.
>
>Direct your abuse to: geom...@mindspring.com . I am a real jerk, so tell
>me what ya think.
>
>
>Thanks,
>Lefty
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"May those who love us, Love us, and those that don't love us, may God turn
their hearts, and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so
we'll know them by their limping".
Barbara Lightle
>Anyone who is seriously interested in
>possible solutions to crime is invited to
>contact me.
I once wrote that I might not want you as a neighbor. Well, I have
reconsidered. I now think I'd not only like to have you as my neighbor,
I might even pay your rent...
barb
BOOTSIE
stomps
lefty the lifer <geom...@mindspring.com> wrote in message news:7q7i51$dcf$1...@nntp6.atl.mindspring.net...
> Anyone who is seriously interested in possible solutions to crime is invited