If you're fat, you've got Richard Simmons to help you out. If you have
maladjustments, you have Doctor Phil. If you live in a crappy house
there's Bob Villa and Herb from This Old House.
But if you are a convict there really is nothing there to help you to
recover from your issues. Few peolpe in this world will give a damn
about you, and most will only do their damndest to make things harder
for you.
Many Americans today would be happy to see 2.5 million dead convicts
being tossed into a mass grave. Many of those same folks trot off to
church every Sunday and sing praises to Jesus. It is the ultimate
hypocrisy in many cases.
But let there be no doubt about it - if you are a rapist, robber,
murderer, thief, drug dealer, addict, hooker, molester, swindler,
gangbanger or brute, you have issues which are FAR more immediate than
getting thin with Richard Simmons, getting fixed by Doctor Phil, or
getting your house painted by Bob Villa.
In fact, while society may seem ambivalent about an ex-con trying to go
straight, you can sure bet that they'll be all over your ass if you
decide to fuck up again. Case in point, one Mr. Darryl Littlejohn,
primary suspect in the recent murder in NYC.
Few people would disagree that his case rises to the level of an
appropriate one for the use of the Death Penalty. But, where were these
bystanders for the past 40 years as Darryl Littlejohn slid further and
further into his life of crime? I'll tell you where they were, they
were on the sidelines encouraging him, cheering him on, pumping him
full of hate in hundreds of ways.
As exconvicts, we need to resist those forces in society which drag us
down into the abyss of hatred which society has constructed for us. We
cannot follow Mr. Darryl Littlejohn on the road to hell.
There really is only one tool which will work in this endeavor and that
is a closer walk with God. Whether he really exists or not, what color
he is, or if "he" is really a "she" is all just a bunch of bullshit.
The plain fact is that if you dont get right with God right now, it is
possible that you too will wind up like Darryl Littlejohn or any of the
other 2.5 million assholes currently behind bars.
Ultimately, Darryl Littlejohn was WEAK. Too weak to resist the hatred
and evil which had grown within him for 41 long years. There was nobody
there to help this man really, nobody to turn to with the really tough
problems. Psychologists will only torment you, poison you with pills,
or study you for the sole purpose of building an FBI profile. They have
no interest in curing you, or even helping you stop whatever it is that
you do when you fuck up in life.
Darryl Littlejohn needed God, and still does. As do we all. And for
those of us who have already fucked up in life, we need God more than
anybody. But dont expect to get God in a church. Many churches dont
want you around. You are contaminated, filthy, dangerous. You're
probably not welcome at most churches. But that does not matter one
bit. God speaks to us through our hearts. Find your true heart, and you
will have found a deeper connection with God, even if you live in the
gutter.
We spend more on fixing potholes in the road than we do on offering
help to those who have serious issues like Darryl Littlejohn who
really, truly need help. That help must come from within, but you must
seek it out.
Darryl Littlejohn's life is finished. Personally, I think that it would
be a great victory for humanity if he did find God. He will die in
prison, and he will be dumped in a landfill near Rikers. Nothing can
erase his crimes. He may be doomed to hell. But he can still know God.
God still wants him, and God wants us all.
Make it your personal project to fix yourself. Stop raping, stop
robbing, stop stealing, stop murdering, beating your woman, or whatever
other stupid shit you do. Stop hating. God is not your last resort when
all else has failed, rather, it's the only thing that works.
...and never forget the name, Darryl Littlejohn.
If you want yoru hair fixed, for 10 bucks you get get it clipped and
looking real nice.
If your car is fucked up, for $3 you can get it washed.
But if you start losing your damn mind, there is nobody, not a soul who
has any advice for you whatsoever. If you start to feel the need to rob
a bank, or kick someone's ass, or rape a woman, or self mutilate, or
whatever the hell else, there is nobody you can go to. There are no
self help books. Nobody on TV dispensing advice on coping with life.
Society's response is nearly unanymous and uniform to people with such
problems. It is a preachy form of hostility from a position not of
authority but superiority.
Just imagine for a moment that you had cancer, and you went to the
doctor. What would happen if he became angry with you and kicked you
out of his office simply because you had the disease ? Would that make
sense ?
Society has given up entirely on trying to help people with difficult
life problems such as being a rapist, or robber, or other type of
criminal. Such people have been kicked out of the doctors office. Those
who seek help probably will not find it anywhere in society.
But help IS always available. And despite our society's rejection of
God and religion, they cannot make him go away.
There are those who will get you fired, or prevent you from ever
getting a job at all. There are others who will keep you from getting a
place to live. Still others who would probably kill you outright if
they thought that they could get away with it. Their addiction to hate
is no different than yours, and they are just as sickminded as the
average criminal. Such people are considered "clean", but they are just
as filthy as dogshit.
Do not seek approval or affirmation from such people, or any help of
any kind. They wont give it. Look at the damage from hurricane Katrina.
A year later and many people are STILL without help. Pray for the
sickness of their hearts and minds, and seek a closer walk with God.
.......<snip>........redundant crap has been removed for brevity...............
Obviously, you're blaming the defenceless hostages
of the incarceration industry, whose trust in humanity
was deliberately betrayed in favor of perpetuation of
slavery and genocide of eternal gulag economy and
its completely corrupt judicial system, which exploits
sadistic traits of all employees of the prison industry....
You can blame it on the ones who're not in position of
refuting your justification of the incarceration industry,
and on me just because I am so harmless, but please
don't forget the facts about existence of incarceration
industry, a cancer of society, which is always growing
and will not stop to evolve, for as long as slavery and
genocide of the gulag economy is being perpetuated,
together with totally corrupt Judicial system and illegal
capitalization from practice of unfair exploitation of the
labor of defenceless hostages of the predatory prison
system...
Prisons are not creation of GOD, as you have insisted
in article. They don't belong in this world, regardless of
your persistent advocating of them and justification, as
them being an 'integral and inseparable part of our life.'
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I intend to last long enough to put out of business all COck-suckers
along with all institutions of the industrialized slavery and genocide.
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"The army that will defeat terrorism doesn't wear uniforms, or drive
Humvies, or calls in air-strikes. It doesn't have a high command, or
high security, or a high budget. The army that can defeat terrorism
does battle quietly, clearing minefields and vaccinating children. It
undermines military dictatorships and military lobbyists. It subverts
sweatshops and special interests.Where people feel powerless, it
helps them organize for change, and where people are powerful, it
reminds them of their responsibility." ~~~~ Author Unknown ~~~~
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--
Lefty, I think you should leave that shithole, which you are
considering your homeland for too long, and come here,
to Canada. I can guarantee you a happier life and a job
you want so much. But if you'll have a problem managing
your life here, and won't be able to establish on your own,
I promise you I'll find you and help you to solve all of your
problems. Just don't advertise your criminal convictions,
be tolerant, friendly and helpful to folks, and you'll be fine...
What Is Wrong With Capitalism (ie conservatism)
- by Stewart Connor 4/13/05
Capitalism has a broken concept at its core. But it is a concept that
just about everyone has decided is the truth. The concept is
"expediency"... "might makes right"... "nice guys finish last"... "The
reason people obey the laws of man is because society will throw them
in jail if they dont"...etc.
These are all misunderstandings.
As a result of all these misunderstandings people go along even though
they see there is something vastly wrong... this is where expressions
like: "Elephant in the room that everyone is pretending is not there."
Or "The emperor has no clothes" are coming from.
Capitalism, the fundamental thing that keeps people resigned to it is:
"Nice guys finish last" so lets put a BAD GUY IN CHARGE. Let all the
power be given to the greedy so that they wont have to worry about that
and then we can be on their side... ie "the winner's side." Let the
Bad guy run it all, since he is going to win anyway... GIVE THE DEVIL
HIS DUE --> MAKE SATAN KING!!!
Now this situation has been handed down to us over the centuries... the
fight between the have nots and haves is not new. And in all the
legends of heroes that have lasted, legends from Zorro, to Robin Hood,
to George Lucas's Star Wars et al. it is the little guys over coming
the big greedy (corporate) monsters that all people love... even rich
people love these underdogs who represent the Good Guy in the "Battle
between Good and Evil" because deep in their hearts they want to be the
"good guy" too. As a result however, the existing powers that be, the
"corporate" elites have always recognized the dangers to the very core
of their philosphy of greed which is in control of the masses.
ENTER the beginning founders of COMMUNISM ... Karl Marx et al. They
came up with a theory of sharing all wealth: eg "From each according to
his ability unto each according to his need"-- a defining phrase of the
core meaning of the philosophy of Communism-- however average people
not familiar with the history have often been polled as to where they
think this famous phrase is found the majority say "The Bible"!!!
Marx was no genius of politics... nor were most people back in those
days... he had a simple idea that in order to end war and be fair to
all men that all wealth should be shared.
The problem is that this is an extremely POWERFUL IDEA and RIGHT AWAY
THE CORPORATE ELITES OF CAPITALISM RECOGNIZED THAT THIS IDEA WAS ALONE
THE SINGLE BIGGEST THREAT TO THEM!!!
Thus Karl Marx and others had no idea the Pandora's Box he had opened.
For instance in the 1950's in the United States, due to the
Brainwashing of all the citizens (note not all people fall for this
stuff but those in power WHO PAY OTHERS THEIR WAGES, DEMAND THAT THOSE
WORKING FOR THEM RENOUNCE AND DECLARE THEY HATE THE IDEA OF
COMMUNISM... Since most of these people have no idea what Communism is
they have no problem renouncing it.... IT is like going up to someone
who has never heard of God and telling them that you will pay them as
long as they tell you they dont believe in God.) ... the 1950's in
america had the single biggest (perhaps until today with W Bush)
embarrassment exposing the crooks at the heart of U.S. government.
However Marx, thinking that the beauty of his idea of all men being
brothers and sharing all the wealth was all that was needed, DID NOT
KNOW THAT HE HAD FOCUSSED ALL THE FEAR AND HATRED OF THE CORPORATE
ELITES ON THAT SINGLE IDEA.
Marx could not understand why people were not just accepting his right
idea and turning away from the old concept of "each man for himself law
of the jungle(the underlying idea of capitalism: ie capitalists think
that people must be punished and that is the only way to stop crime...
but to this day most criminals never get caught... Just look in the
whitehouse at the guys who took the world to war based on the lie of
WMD's)
One of the biggest methods used to brainwash people is superstition.
The messages of Jesus, though even deeper than Karl Marx's idea, are
not against Communism...
Rather it is the Perversions of Religion, perversions used to keep
people in fear of God rather than loving God, IT IS THESE PERVERSIONS
OF JESUS'S MESSAGE ... SUPERSTITION!!!.. THAT ARE USED TO MANIPULATE
PEOPLE... THE CORPORATE ELITES KNOW THIS AND HAVE EXTREME INFLUENCE
OVER THE SUPERSTITIOUS MESSAGE BEING PUSHED ON PEOPLE FROM THE
PULPIT--- not all Christian Religion is a perversion of Jesus's message
ONLY THOSE THAT PROMOTE HATE FEAR VENGENCE MATERIALISM etc.... ie this
is most preaching to some degree.
The perversion of the Christian(and other religions which are used in
the same way... SUPERSTITION) message is what frustrated Karl Marx in
his efforts to spread the idea of "sharing all wealth with all people."
Karl Marx at one point said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" The
powers with all the money, with an established order of CLASS BASED ON
MONEY are sorely afraid of this idea of Communism... they of course
then twisted what Marx meant by his utterance about how religion is
used as a SUPERSTITION TO MANIPULATE IGNORANT PEOPLE to say that Marx
was against the Christianity ... but as I have explained COMMUNISM IS
IN FACT A CORE IDEA OF CHRISTIANITY... THE APOSTLES WERE THE FIRST
COMMUNISTS... THEY SHARED ALL MONEY AND WEALTH IN A COMMUNAL LIFE.
The blind hatred of Communism is thus promoted in the Captilast led
countries... and it must be pointed out as well that even countries
that claim to be "Communist" are not... they are simply societies whose
leaders used the beauty of the idea of communism to hypnotize followers
into rebellions in order that dictatorships could be established...
they then maintain leadership claiming they are communist when they are
not(they are just another mask of the CAPITALIST IDEA. THOSE WITH THE
MONEY BEING THOSE WHO ARE TRYING NOT TO SHARE THEIR WEALTH...thus they
become dictatorships... this is a large degree an explanation of what
is going on in China and why the US Corporate-Elites are now getting
along so well with China even though they used to claim China was the
Evil COMMUNISM it never was Communist only a dictatorship)... this is
true of all countries that claim they are communist.... though some are
less of a perversion of communism than others.
But in the USA the blind hatred of the IDEA OF COMMUNISM was pounded
into american youth from early ages... Of course large segments of
these same children are aware enough to recognise when the system is
trying to brainwash them...for some this even has the reverse effect of
making them study the idea in depth... FOR MOST OF THE YOUNG IT JUST
LEADS TO DEEP CYNICISM OF ALL THINGS THEY SEE IN THE CORRUPT
GOVERNMENT!!! but they are too lazy to look deepy at some of the things
I am talking about here.
This hatred and fear of the idea of COMMUNISM led to the clearly
hypocritcal rise in the McArthyism politics of the 1950's McArthy and
the FBI et al were clearly the real criminals and the public saw this
in overwhelming images... LIARS WERE RUNNING THE SHOW in the US,
"patriotism was a sham"... ie this is a fundamental truth of a
capitalist controlled society that the CORPORATE-ELITES DONT WANT TO
LET PEOPLE KNOW SINCE THEY USE THESE METHODS "Patriotism" and
"Religion"TO MANIPULATE THE MASSES... so McArthyism quickly (quick in
termsof the grand scale of social change) McArthyism quickly died.
SO WHAT IS WRONG WITH CAPITALISM???
READ AGAIN WHAT I HAVE SAID...
... CAPITALISM IS WHAT IS THE BAD GUY IN THIS BRIEF HISTORY.
But the idea of just becoming COMMUNIST clearly is abused as well...
thus all countries claiming they are "Communist" are nothing more than
dictatorships... dictatorships that were put in power by hyponotizing
people into rebellions motivated and manipulated by the BEAUTY OF THE
IDEA OF COMMUNISM. (in a similar way Bush manipulates people to follow
him by manipulating and perverting the beautiful and powerful idea of
Christianity... until what Bush is peddling is the exact oppostie of
Christianity)
Thus the ideas of Freedom that the US Pilgrims and Settlers came to
amercia to find (Communism would not be invented for a few hundred
years later) needs to embrace the BEAUTY OF THE IDEA OF COMMUNISM ...
COMMUNISM IN THE IDEAL IS A CHRISTIAN WAY OF LIFE!!!
This is why the idea of Socialism came to be(and also why the CORPORATE
ELITES FEAR SOCIALISM EVEN MORE THAN COMMUNISM) Socialism is an attempt
to bring the idea of sharing of wealth into the captialist controlled
government without a rebellion but simply using the aparatus of the
existing government... BUT MAKING THAT EXISTING GOVERNMENT BE HONEST...
When that government claims it is FOR THE PEOPLE... then socialism
says: "Well lets make sure you are FOR THE PEOPLE ... AND NOT THAT YOU
ARE LYING AND REALLY FOR THE COPRPORATE WEALTHY CONTROLLERS WHO HAVE
ALWAYS MAINTAINED CONTROL OF THE GOVERNMENT."
What is wrong with Capitalism is that these Rich Privileged wont
comprehend that their belief that they must maintain this state is
hurting them as much as it hurts us all.... Recall that parable of
Jesus to the rich man who said to Jesus "I do follow all the
commandments already but what must I do to go to heaven?" and Jesus
answered "You must give everything you own to the poor and follow me"
and the rich man turned away.
hearing you guys is like sitting on a tropical beach with a Pina Colada
in one hand and a hot Brazillian girl on either side......
Ahhh yes.
You know, I was in Home Depot the other day. I spend quite a bit of
time and money in that store. I went to the bathroom, and there was an
old black man, probably 55 years old, obviously homeless. He was just
standing in the bathroom minding his own business.
I started pissing in the urinal, and at that moment he started speaking
out loud, praying to God and Jesus, and he carried on quite
extensively. He really sounded to me like he was near death. I dont
think that I'll ever forget the sounds of his misery, I gave him a
couple dollars, and moments later he was extracted by store security
and removed from the store.
While his obvious pain moved me, I'd even say that the reality of the
situation stunned me to the marrow, what really pissed me off was
knowing that his GOVERNMENT does not give a God Damn flip about him.
His ancestors were SLAVES. He is now HOMELESS. DIEING, and BEGGING to
God in a public restroom, right here in the good old USA.
It does not matter what he did, or how many times he fucked up with the
law. The LAW and SOCIETY is being extremely violent toward such people.
He'll be dead, and I'm sure that White America will be applauding,
another dead nigger, who cares, makes me SICK to be white.
Why the hell should the Government care? That isn't the Government's GOD
DAMNED JOB!
THATS THE JOB OF FAMILY, CHURCH GROUPS, VOLUNTARY COMMUNITY ORGANIZATIONS,
ETC. THE GOVERNMENT CAN"T SOLVE ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS FOR YOU.
>
> It does not matter what he did, or how many times he fucked up with the
> law. The LAW and SOCIETY is being extremely violent toward such people.
Who said he broke the law?
>
> He'll be dead, and I'm sure that White America will be applauding,
Yeah, I'm sure at our next White People's meeting, he'll be the toast of the
group.
> another dead nigger, who cares, makes me SICK to be white.
Then put a bullet between your eyes, but make sure you smear a can of kiwi
on your face first so you can pretend to do something you're not...wigga.
>
Read your own words foolish man, and think how infected you are with
hate.
You need help, and that's no slam.
You bet I do, and so do all the rest of the hard working Americans who are
forced to carry the load for a bunch of shiftless, lazy bastards who refuse
to carry their own weight.
So tell us, Holy Man - in that moment of horror when you found yourself so
profoundly ashamed to be White (as if only Blacks are homeless or
destitute), I wonder why it is that all you could do was toss the man a few
token dollars? I wonder why you couldn't bring him home and give him a nice
meal, a hot shower, and a soft bed for just one night?
I'll tell you why. Because just like all the rest of your hypocritical
ilk - you're always waiting for someone else to do the right thing, while
you set on the sidelines and scourge the rest of us for not doing enough.
Shame on you.
Hard working my ass. The only thing you work hard at is fucking over
niggers and screwing people out of their rights. If it were'nt for
that, I doubt that you'd even get out of bed to take a shit.
> So tell us, Holy Man - in that moment of horror when you found yourself so
> profoundly ashamed to be White (as if only Blacks are homeless or
> destitute), I wonder why it is that all you could do was toss the man a few
> token dollars? I wonder why you couldn't bring him home and give him a nice
> meal, a hot shower, and a soft bed for just one night?
You think I would'nt ?
> I'll tell you why. Because just like all the rest of your hypocritical
> ilk - you're always waiting for someone else to do the right thing, while
> you set on the sidelines and scourge the rest of us for not doing enough.
>
> Shame on you.
Blow me. The last time I did something nice like that for somebody my
wife freaked out - even though her Catholic background would suggest
that she might be more sympathetic toward direct charity, she could not
deal with it.
If I had brought Donald Trump over for a shower and a free meal, then
I'm sure that there would have been no complaints.
For having a hot Brazilian girls on both arms you
need considerably more than just a good paying
job, in addition to a good look, if you know what
I mean...
> Ahhh yes.
>
> You know, I was in Home Depot the other day. I spend quite a bit of
> time and money in that store. I went to the bathroom, and there was an
> old black man, probably 55 years old, obviously homeless.
Do not allow this freak to fool you, if you know what
I mean...
Becaise I'm friend with quite a few black guys, who
have much greater potentials than I do, considering
their proffessional skills and physical abilities, not to
mention their athletism and inborn competitive bent.
Their level of living is also several times better than
mine, but they can make onyine to give them a last
piece of bread out of compassion, if you know what
I mean...
Perhaps.
But I never sat on the public dole. And thats more than you can say.
>
>
>> So tell us, Holy Man - in that moment of horror when you found yourself
>> so
>> profoundly ashamed to be White (as if only Blacks are homeless or
>> destitute), I wonder why it is that all you could do was toss the man a
>> few
>> token dollars? I wonder why you couldn't bring him home and give him a
>> nice
>> meal, a hot shower, and a soft bed for just one night?
>
>
> You think I would'nt ?
Yep. I think you're a whiner who never took real action in your whole life.
Ever.
>
>
>> I'll tell you why. Because just like all the rest of your hypocritical
>> ilk - you're always waiting for someone else to do the right thing, while
>> you set on the sidelines and scourge the rest of us for not doing enough.
>>
>> Shame on you.
>
>
> Blow me.
Pull it out of your mama's pussy, first.
> The last time I did something nice like that for somebody my
> wife freaked out - even though her Catholic background would suggest
> that she might be more sympathetic toward direct charity, she could not
> deal with it.
So now its your dumb bitch of a wife's fault. You're even more pathetic
than I first thought.
>
> If I had brought Donald Trump over for a shower and a free meal, then
> I'm sure that there would have been no complaints.
At least none from your wife - who could have found out what it's like to
have a real man screw her.
>
Not on the public dole ? Heh - who signs your paycheck ? I'd bet that
the Eagle takes a shit on you twice a month just like every other
welfare recipient in your union.
> >> So tell us, Holy Man - in that moment of horror when you found yourself
> >> so
> >> profoundly ashamed to be White (as if only Blacks are homeless or
> >> destitute), I wonder why it is that all you could do was toss the man a
> >> few
> >> token dollars? I wonder why you couldn't bring him home and give him a
> >> nice
> >> meal, a hot shower, and a soft bed for just one night?
> >
> >
> > You think I would'nt ?
>
> Yep. I think you're a whiner who never took real action in your whole life.
> Ever.
You mean, like the bowel movement you just typed ?
> >> I'll tell you why. Because just like all the rest of your hypocritical
> >> ilk - you're always waiting for someone else to do the right thing, while
> >> you set on the sidelines and scourge the rest of us for not doing enough.
> >>
> >> Shame on you.
> >
> >
> > Blow me.
>
> Pull it out of your mama's pussy, first.
>
> > The last time I did something nice like that for somebody my
> > wife freaked out - even though her Catholic background would suggest
> > that she might be more sympathetic toward direct charity, she could not
> > deal with it.
>
> So now its your dumb bitch of a wife's fault. You're even more pathetic
> than I first thought.
>
> >
> > If I had brought Donald Trump over for a shower and a free meal, then
> > I'm sure that there would have been no complaints.
>
> At least none from your wife - who could have found out what it's like to
> have a real man screw her.
I'd loan her out to you, but I'd probably have to put her in a goat
suit and I just dont have one.
But I got a tip for ya - it aint beastiality if you bought it in your
grocers freezer. So, you just might be safe with that Butterball turkey
with the wig and microbikini.
See?
Thus begins your screwed up way of thinking. In your mind, actually
working, doing something for a living, having responsibilities is the exact
same thing - is the equivolent - of being paid by the government to lie
around on your ass all day making babies.
Thats why you'll never get it.
>
>
>
>> >> So tell us, Holy Man - in that moment of horror when you found
>> >> yourself
>> >> so
>> >> profoundly ashamed to be White (as if only Blacks are homeless or
>> >> destitute), I wonder why it is that all you could do was toss the man
>> >> a
>> >> few
>> >> token dollars? I wonder why you couldn't bring him home and give him
>> >> a
>> >> nice
>> >> meal, a hot shower, and a soft bed for just one night?
>> >
>> >
>> > You think I would'nt ?
>>
>> Yep. I think you're a whiner who never took real action in your whole
>> life.
>> Ever.
>
>
> You mean, like the bowel movement you just typed ?
Exactly. In fact, I'm willing to bet you and a turd have one helluvalot in
common.
>
>
>> >> I'll tell you why. Because just like all the rest of your
>> >> hypocritical
>> >> ilk - you're always waiting for someone else to do the right thing,
>> >> while
>> >> you set on the sidelines and scourge the rest of us for not doing
>> >> enough.
>> >>
>> >> Shame on you.
>> >
>> >
>> > Blow me.
>>
>> Pull it out of your mama's pussy, first.
>>
>> > The last time I did something nice like that for somebody my
>> > wife freaked out - even though her Catholic background would suggest
>> > that she might be more sympathetic toward direct charity, she could not
>> > deal with it.
>>
>> So now its your dumb bitch of a wife's fault. You're even more pathetic
>> than I first thought.
>>
>> >
>> > If I had brought Donald Trump over for a shower and a free meal, then
>> > I'm sure that there would have been no complaints.
>>
>> At least none from your wife - who could have found out what it's like to
>> have a real man screw her.
>
>
> I'd loan her out to you, but I'd probably have to put her in a goat
> suit and I just dont have one.
That's OK. That pig outfit you've got her in right now will do just fine.
What's that? She isn't wearing a suit? Sorry, man. I'll bet she has a
real nice personality. Unless you bring a homeless nigger back to the crib,
of course.
>
> But I got a tip for ya - it aint beastiality if you bought it in your
> grocers freezer. So, you just might be safe with that Butterball turkey
> with the wig and microbikini.
Thanks for the advice.....but I'd prefer to stick with your pet
pig....er....wife. Can't wait to roll her in flour and aim for the wet
spot.
You guys are so fat and lazy you'd need a CDL just to haul that fat ass
down the sidewalk.
I would'nt put her in a pig outfit, she'd probably write me a ticket or
something. Maybe she'd pull me over on my way to work.
> > But I got a tip for ya - it aint beastiality if you bought it in your
> > grocers freezer. So, you just might be safe with that Butterball turkey
> > with the wig and microbikini.
>
> Thanks for the advice.....but I'd prefer to stick with your pet
> pig....er....wife. Can't wait to roll her in flour and aim for the wet
> spot.
Go get yourself some smoked fish - the ones that still have their heads
on. Get yourself a smoked chub and stick your cock in it.
Never knew you had a twin brother - did ya ?
No, my friend, that's what I need to take your wife out to dinner.
You don't work. You sit around the house collecting welfare - and
bellyaching because the checks aren't big enough!
>
>
>> > But I got a tip for ya - it aint beastiality if you bought it in your
>> > grocers freezer. So, you just might be safe with that Butterball turkey
>> > with the wig and microbikini.
>>
>> Thanks for the advice.....but I'd prefer to stick with your pet
>> pig....er....wife. Can't wait to roll her in flour and aim for the wet
>> spot.
>
>
> Go get yourself some smoked fish - the ones that still have their heads
> on. Get yourself a smoked chub and stick your cock in it.
I'd rather just shove it down your throat. Thats the nice thing about
having a convict blow you - they're so used to it that they never gag.
> Never knew you had a twin brother - did ya ?
I don't know about that, but I got a twin set of nuts in my sack that you
can pop in and out of your mouth.
If you insist, you can take her wherever you like. Ever since the
operation you can hardly even tell that she was once a man.
I've heard rumors that it feels really good if you taser yourself on
the nuts.
> >> > But I got a tip for ya - it aint beastiality if you bought it in your
> >> > grocers freezer. So, you just might be safe with that Butterball turkey
> >> > with the wig and microbikini.
> >>
> >> Thanks for the advice.....but I'd prefer to stick with your pet
> >> pig....er....wife. Can't wait to roll her in flour and aim for the wet
> >> spot.
> >
> >
> > Go get yourself some smoked fish - the ones that still have their heads
> > on. Get yourself a smoked chub and stick your cock in it.
>
> I'd rather just shove it down your throat. Thats the nice thing about
> having a convict blow you - they're so used to it that they never gag.
That's going to be difficult, I dont have a corkscrew windpipe.
> > Never knew you had a twin brother - did ya ?
>
> I don't know about that, but I got a twin set of nuts in my sack that you
> can pop in and out of your mouth.
You've been checking too many asses for contraband. Just keep reminding
yourself "it's not a pussy, it's not a pussy...."
As long as she swallows...who cares.
What do you mean rumors? You know first hand from when I arrested you.
>
>
>
>> >> > But I got a tip for ya - it aint beastiality if you bought it in
>> >> > your
>> >> > grocers freezer. So, you just might be safe with that Butterball
>> >> > turkey
>> >> > with the wig and microbikini.
>> >>
>> >> Thanks for the advice.....but I'd prefer to stick with your pet
>> >> pig....er....wife. Can't wait to roll her in flour and aim for the
>> >> wet
>> >> spot.
>> >
>> >
>> > Go get yourself some smoked fish - the ones that still have their heads
>> > on. Get yourself a smoked chub and stick your cock in it.
>>
>> I'd rather just shove it down your throat. Thats the nice thing about
>> having a convict blow you - they're so used to it that they never gag.
>
>
> That's going to be difficult, I dont have a corkscrew windpipe.
I don't care what it is. As long as you smile and ask for more after I'm
done.
>
>
>> > Never knew you had a twin brother - did ya ?
>>
>> I don't know about that, but I got a twin set of nuts in my sack that you
>> can pop in and out of your mouth.
>
>
> You've been checking too many asses for contraband. Just keep reminding
> yourself "it's not a pussy, it's not a pussy...."
Even if it acts like a bunch of pussies?
>
Swallowing your bullshit would be the worst part -
That was a taser ? Gee - it sure felt like a tongue.
> >> >> > But I got a tip for ya - it aint beastiality if you bought it in
> >> >> > your
> >> >> > grocers freezer. So, you just might be safe with that Butterball
> >> >> > turkey
> >> >> > with the wig and microbikini.
> >> >>
> >> >> Thanks for the advice.....but I'd prefer to stick with your pet
> >> >> pig....er....wife. Can't wait to roll her in flour and aim for the
> >> >> wet
> >> >> spot.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Go get yourself some smoked fish - the ones that still have their heads
> >> > on. Get yourself a smoked chub and stick your cock in it.
> >>
> >> I'd rather just shove it down your throat. Thats the nice thing about
> >> having a convict blow you - they're so used to it that they never gag.
> >
> >
> > That's going to be difficult, I dont have a corkscrew windpipe.
>
> I don't care what it is. As long as you smile and ask for more after I'm
> done.
>
> >
> >
> >> > Never knew you had a twin brother - did ya ?
> >>
> >> I don't know about that, but I got a twin set of nuts in my sack that you
> >> can pop in and out of your mouth.
> >
> >
> > You've been checking too many asses for contraband. Just keep reminding
> > yourself "it's not a pussy, it's not a pussy...."
>
> Even if it acts like a bunch of pussies?
What you need is a Butterball turkey. Take the skin off of it and roll
it up like a sock. Just a little something to help you remember your
sister.
Not really. Knowing she wasted her life marrying a piece of shit criminal
would be the worst part.
As long as it got your dick out of that 10 year old boy's ass, I couldn't
care less what it felt like.
Quit teasing me. And roll your mom over here after you get done spooging in
her ass.
You mean like what Laura Bush did ?
Sorry, I did'nt realize that it was "your" kid.
No problem brother, I'ss swap you for pops whenever you get done
blowing him.
No. More like The Heinz Queen - Mrs. Kerry.
It wasn't. It was your Nephew.
He's finished. Says he wants to give you a Dirty Sanchez, then wants you to
go shrimping on him.
>
Well, at least we agree on one damn thing.
Nope, that was the real doll.
I may be a disgusting MF but I never even heard of that crap.
There you go.
Sorry for tazing your nuts then.
lol -
Shrimping:
When you blow your load in another dudes ass, then suck it out through a
straw.
Well allright then.
It's OK man, I know it's just your job.
Sorry what I said about your kid. I was wrong for that.
Fine
I don't have a kid - so that shit don't work on me.
Don't sweat it.
Sorry -
And a dirty sanchez is when you poke your finger up a dude's ass, then pop
it out and rub it on his upper lip giving him a mustache.