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11 Mar 2011, 18:07 PST, 5th Edition
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Point 8. Let's recall the conversation between two terrorists captured on tape
not long ago...

FIRST TERRORIST speaking to SECOND TERRORIST: "Man! You sure are skinny.
How come you're so underweight?"

SECOND TERRORIST: "I dunno... maybe I'm not eating enough."

FIRST TERRORIST: "Well... what do you eat?"

SECOND TERRORIST: "I eat Barack Obama look-alikes."

FIRST TERRORIST: "Yeah... Well... Obama look-alikes are kinda on the thin
side... but they do have a little meat on their bones. Maybe the problem is how
you cook your Obama look-alikes???"

SECOND TERRORIST: "Cook 'em?!? I never cook 'em."

FIRST TERRORIST: "Are you telling me that you don't cook your Obama
look-alikes before you eat them???"

SECOND TERRORIST: "Nah..."

FIRST TERRORIST: "Well how do you eat your Obama look-alikes?"

SECOND TERRORIST: "The usual way... I sneak up behind 'em... scare the
s**t out of 'em... then quickly gobble 'em down."

FIRST TERRORIST: "Oh... I see your problem... You're eating your Obama
look-alikes all wrong!"

SECOND TERRORIST: "What am I doing wrong?"

FIRST TERRORIST: "You should never scare the s**t out of your Obama
look-alikes... cuz when you do that all you have left are ears and basketball
shoes... "

Folks... we have both a coward and a caterer to the rich for a
president...
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