The way to God is through Masturbation!
"His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I" aka Indiana Banana
Theists, but the way to see God is through Masturbation... "Oh my
God!!!"
Say you play Himi Hendrix, smoke a joint, and go in the search for
"you know who." Hey God is all a Mental Masturbation, so you may as
well enjoy the ride.
The plus side for Christians is that they don't have to go to church,
hear the preaching, and waste gas.
God, do I hate all that waste of gas!
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"The last Messiah will wear a safari outfit and will go hunting for
the Hungry Lion"
RiverMan
If that was true I would be a high priest by now
Larry
e3d066...@d21g2000yqn.googlegroups.com:
> If that was true I would be a high priest by now
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>
I'd have been Pope for over 50 years!
My daddy was right, though. I now have to wear glasses.....
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Larry
His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Messiah of the Jungle
> On Nov 7, 10:44 am, "\"His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I
> \" aka Indiana Banana" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
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> > I know I'm going to challenge Atheists with it, and even more so
> > Theists, but the way to see God is through Masturbation... "Oh my
> > God!!!"
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> > Say you play Himi Hendrix, smoke a joint, and go in the search for
> > "you know who." Hey God is all a Mental Masturbation, so you may as
> > well enjoy the ride.
>
> > The plus side for Christians is that they don't have to go to church,
> > hear the preaching, and waste gas.
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> > God, do I hate all that waste of gas!
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> > "The last Messiah will wear a safari outfit and will go hunting for
> > the Hungry Lion"
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> >http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
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> - Show quoted text -
Maybe that's the ticket. You too go, "Oh god!"?
I make monkey noises, must be in my blood.
His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Messiah of the Jungle
> RiverMan <scarumcr...@gmail.com> wrote in news:7ee62e92-a861-473a-b98a-
> e3d066de1...@d21g2000yqn.googlegroups.com:
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> > If that was true I would be a high priest by now
>
> I'd have been Pope for over 50 years!
>
> My daddy was right, though. I now have to wear glasses.....
>
> --
> Larry
OK, let's be honest about it, THE REAL PROBLEM IS THE MENTAL
MASTURBATION.
Wearing glasses at masturbation time is quite eccentric. ;)
Larry
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in news:9af39210-354f-4d45-845f-
df4c74...@l2g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
> Wearing glasses at masturbation time is quite eccentric. ;)
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It's about seeing where it's going.......hee hee....
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Larry
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Messiah of the Jungle
> df4c7438e...@l2g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
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> > Wearing glasses at masturbation time is quite eccentric. ;)
>
> It's about seeing where it's going.......hee hee....
>
Just don't shoot at random, OK?
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic
>
> Enterprises wrote:
> > On Nov 8, 11:57 pm, Larry <no...@home.com> wrote:
> >> His Majesty Comandante Banana King Of The Apes I aka Messiah of the
> >> Jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in
> >> news:9af39210-354f-4d45-845f-
> >> df4c7438e...@l2g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:
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> > Just don't shoot at random, OK?
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Even worse would be to go on a shooting rampage.
Larry
46e1-8a5b-6...@m16g2000yqc.googlegroups.com:
I have this hilarious picture of some guy hosing down a mall....(c;]
(We CAN all dream, right?...heehee)
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Larry