Am I blowing things out of proportion... or this is Hell?
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
nature, people and places... and the minute I ride on the road, I'm
automatically subjected to the Law of the Jungle...
ISN'T IT AN ACT OF SAVAGERY/TORTURE THAT IN A PERFECTLY CHRISTIAN
WORLD we are denied such simple pleasures?
So the climate keeps changing, and I'm in the cage!
And the Christians? They must be in church and then they go shopping.
I'm telling you the monkey must somehow be liberated from the tyranny
of the sheep and their god.
WHO DO YOU BLAME?
__ God
__ the Devil
__ the Sheep
__ all of the above
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"Don't judge human nature by the sheep. The monkey makes more sense,
and can't be held in the cage forever!"
sagetea
preacher.
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> You are preaching against preachers. that makes you just another
> preacher.
I'm the Messiah of the Jungle, with wise advice from the monkeys and
other relatives.
sanboz
"His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic
Enterprises" <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:b776f20c-923a-454f...@u7g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> Picture this: Beautiful cool Sunday morning to ride a bike to explore
> nature, people and places... and the minute I ride on the road, I'm
> automatically subjected to the Law of the Jungle...
>
> ISN'T IT AN ACT OF SAVAGERY/TORTURE THAT IN A PERFECTLY CHRISTIAN
> WORLD we are denied such simple pleasures?
>
> So the climate keeps changing, and I'm in the cage!
>
> And the Christians? They must be in church and then they go shopping.
>
> I'm telling you the monkey must somehow be liberated from the tyranny
> of the sheep and their god.
>
> WHO DO YOU BLAME?
>
> __ God
>
> __ the Devil
>
> __ the Sheep
>
> __ all of the above
>
XXX = > We Blame Monkey God, the Obamanation
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of QuixoticEnterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:b776f20c-923a-454f...@u7g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Picture this: Beautiful cool Sunday morning to ride a bike to explore
> > nature, people and places... and the minute I ride on the road, I'm
> > automatically subjected to the Law of the Jungle...
>
> > ISN'T IT AN ACT OF SAVAGERY/TORTURE THAT IN A PERFECTLY CHRISTIAN
> > WORLD we are denied such simple pleasures?
>
> > So the climate keeps changing, and I'm in the cage!
>
> > And the Christians? They must be in church and then they go shopping.
>
> > I'm telling you the monkey must somehow be liberated from the tyranny
> > of the sheep and their god.
>
> > WHO DO YOU BLAME?
>
> > __ God
>
> > __ the Devil
>
> > __ the Sheep
>
> > __ all of the above
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
I blame the Devil voted in by the Christians...
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/23000/George-W-Bush-devil--23386.jpg
Liberty
You forgot to ad an extra line marked as __self Since GOD gave us
choices, if you choose to categorize yourself with the animals then i
guess you will be placed in the appropriate category. Human Beings are
located on top of the food chain, Speak for yourself, but I did not
come from an animal, if we all acted like animals, there would be no
logic or reason, no understanding, no wisdom, no knowledge, no common
sense, and no compassion for our fellow man, I would hope you have
some of these qualities, Since animals are not always forgiving they
usually attack when feel threatened, Maybe you should try loving more
which makes being a Human Being so Wonderful!!
sanboz
"His Majesty Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic
Enterprises" <nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Nov 15, 2:25 pm, "sanboz" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
> "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of
> QuixoticEnterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
>
>>
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>I blame the Devil voted in by the Christians...
>http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/23000/George-W-Bush-devil--23386.jpg
OLD NEWS => SATIN HIMSELF IS IN
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SZc9hEspn3c/Scrqc50vSsI/AAAAAAAAAoo/8cRY0C3QAk4/s400/ObamaSatan.jpg
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of QuixoticEnterprises" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:4ab14a35-8346-4139...@n35g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> On Nov 15, 2:25 pm, "sanboz" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
>
> > "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of
> > QuixoticEnterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> >> XXX = > We Blame Monkey God, the Obamanation- Hide quoted text -
>
> >> - Show quoted text -
> >I blame the Devil voted in by the Christians...
>
> OLD NEWS => SATIN HIMSELF IS IN
>
Blame him on Bush for being so bad, provoking two wars and breaking
the economy.
First things first.
Sanity
Lincoln broke the economy with his greenbacks that weren't backed by
anything but green ink. The Gummint has been trying to prop up that
lie with more lies and lies to cover the lies ever since.
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> The world sucks. It has for a long time. Christians try to make the
> best of it albeit
> they have room for improvment.
>
> If you go on a bike ride and are automatically subjected to the Law of
> the Jungle
> then stop believing that you are an Ape.
>
> The world has no power over you that you do not allow.-
Christians are busy making sure we do NOT get Euthanasia or Marijuana
LAWS from Holland, but they ignore the meaning of the word FREEDOM, as
well as the other benefits the Dutch enjoy like UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE
and BIKE FACILITIES...
'In the Netherlands, the law imposes a rebuttable presumption of
liability on drivers—if a motorist is involved in a crash with a
cyclist, the law presumes that the motorist is liable for the crash,
unless the motorist can rebut that presumption with evidence to the
contrary. The reason for this shift is that the Dutch recognized that
the cyclist will virtually always be the injured party in a collision
with an automobile, and by putting the onus of fault on the driver,
have provided motorists with a powerful legal incentive to pay more
attention to the presence of cyclists. Thus, it wouldn’t be legally
sufficient for a Dutch driver to merely claim “I didn’t see him”—the
most common excuse drivers use in the United States—in order to escape
liability. Instead, the Dutch driver would have to prove that the
cyclist’s own negligence was the cause of the collision. And even if
the Dutch driver can successfully rebut the presumption of liability,
the driver’s insurance is still required to pay the cyclist’s medical
bills.'
http://bicycling.com/blogs/roadrights/2009/06/22/why-we-need-cycling-insurance/
Steve O
This wouldn't work in the UK.
Unscrupulous cyclists would ram themselves into innocent motorists and sue
the ass off them.
--
Steve O
a.a.2240
BAAWA
Convicted by Earthquack
Exempt from Purgatory by Papal Indulgence
Liberty
First, why don't you do us a favor and move to Holland, Second, stop
stereo typing Christians, Third, write things that have a little more
substance, instead of blah blah blah! I'm just saying with all just
gibberish maybe you did come from a monkey!!
His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
>
> This wouldn't work in the UK.
> Unscrupulous cyclists would ram themselves into innocent motorists and sue
> the ass off them.
Here in the United Selfish of America, the Accident Industry is really
big, but playing victim with a bike is quite risky.
But I hear your road manners in the UK are pretty good compared to our
Darwinistic roads. ;)
His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
>
> - Show quoted text -
Well, I don't claim ANY relationship with the sheep. So I guess you
are sort of right.
But I see a lot of monkey business on our roads, and certainly the Law
of the Jungle. ;)
whistler
I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Nov 17, 1:21 pm, Liberty <fiercefin...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
Liberty necessitates RESPONSIBILITY
> Well, I don't claim ANY relationship with the sheep. So I guess you
> are sort of right.
>
> But I see a lot of monkey business on our roads, and certainly the Law
> of the Jungle. ;)
AS IF... your XXXXX-POSTING to the world wide Hwy. wasn't tantamount
to same as morons gabbing on their phones, applying make-up, clipping
toe-nails, etc. while motoring in the left lane 15 mph below the speed
limit.
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> On Nov 17, 1:32 pm, "His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes
> I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > On Nov 17, 1:21 pm, Liberty <fiercefin...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Liberty necessitates RESPONSIBILITY
Yes, like that one of NOT talking on the phone and then driving an
SUV.
>
> > Well, I don't claim ANY relationship with the sheep. So I guess you
> > are sort of right.
>
> > But I see a lot of monkey business on our roads, and certainly the Law
> > of the Jungle. ;)
>
> AS IF... your XXXXX-POSTING to the world wide Hwy. wasn't tantamount
> to same as morons gabbing on their phones, applying make-up, clipping
> toe-nails, etc. while motoring in the left lane 15 mph below the speed
> limit.
Not really, my recklessness is not putting anyone at risk. Just
challenging you sheepish mind.
Sanity
I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
Just because you're (w)reckless so far doesn't mean you can't have
one. If you're driving keep your mind on the road...
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
On Nov 17, 7:38 pm, Sanity <sanity-cla...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> I assume that in the Netherlands bike riders obey the regulations.
They have separate facilities, so that kind of unruly behavior is
minimized. But we don't have those facilities and we won't have them
for a long while. Around here they built a multi-purpose path that's 1
1/2 mile long and cost a million bucks or more. Big money for
something impractical. So I propose this: BIKES TAKE THE LANE LIKE A
VEHICLE AND CARS GO AROUND THEM.
You as a driver are responsible if you hit him WITHIN that lane,
otherwise it's the cyclist's fault. Of course, allow for those
turning
left.
whistler
I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
>
> > AS IF... your XXXXX-POSTING to the world wide Hwy. wasn't tantamount
> > to same as morons gabbing on their phones, applying make-up, clipping
> Not really, my recklessness is not putting anyone at risk. Just
> challenging you sheepish mind.
> > toe-nails, etc. while motoring in the left lane 15 mph below the speed
> > limit.
>
In this Country (U.S. of A.) the 'left lane' is the Fast-lane, the
Passing-lane.
AND
people who do not make proper and appropriate use of the 'left lane'
DO "put others at risk".
Sanity
Sounds reasonable but ignores stupid. I ride a bicycle and am not
paranoid; they really are out to get me. I cold wear day-glow orange
and lime green and have lights all over me until I shined like the sun
and they'd still try to hit me if I gave 'em the chance! :^)
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
Good point. That's the very first thing we need to do to bring
civilized behavior here.
Then the mass of the vehicle takes over the rest bringing the back the
Jurassic Period to our roads, dinosaurs and all. ;)
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
>
> - Show quoted text -
Well, we have to make sure the Christians get the point that bike
safety is more important than minding people's lives. In Holland not
only they let terminally ill patients die, or people smoke weed, or
have legalized prostitution, but also can enjoy SAFE CYCLING.
The sheep get into their automatic car, get on the phone and go into
"automatic pilot," ignoring cyclists, pedestrians and other forms of
life that need their full attention. We do need cameras on the roads
to enforce those laws that would give some respect to the cyclists.
Otherwise the law of the jungle will keep on going forever.
And then we are waiting for Jesus to come from the sky riding an ass
or a bike. ;)
whistler
> safety is more important than minding people's lives. In Holland not
> only they let terminally ill patients die, or people smoke weed, or
> have legalized prostitution, but also can enjoy SAFE CYCLING.
>
I see your 'vandetta' against Jeezafricated Jerks to be your cause
celeb....NOT safe cycling.
I venture that the folks you are touching in your inept attempt to
rectify Christians are mostly, by far, not your target, nor are they
likely to even be on the same continent as you.
Or maybe you are just getting on line as a novice and don't even
know that you could post to all five groups separately almost as
easily as the XXX-posting (all at once so that a response from any
goes to all).
A rather "sheepish" thing, in my opinion.
And
.. when you say "we" need cameras, do you mean Holland, E.U. or
what ??
/
/
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> On Nov 17, 10:11 pm, "His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes
> I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Well, we have to make sure the Christians get the point that bike
> > safety is more important than minding people's lives. In Holland not
> > only they let terminally ill patients die, or people smoke weed, or
> > have legalized prostitution, but also can enjoy SAFE CYCLING.
>
> I see your 'vandetta' against Jeezafricated Jerks to be your cause
> celeb....NOT safe cycling.
> I venture that the folks you are touching in your inept attempt to
> rectify Christians are mostly, by far, not your target, nor are they
> likely to even be on the same continent as you.
> Or maybe you are just getting on line as a novice and don't even
> know that you could post to all five groups separately almost as
> easily as the XXX-posting (all at once so that a response from any
> goes to all).
> A rather "sheepish" thing, in my opinion.
> And
> .. when you say "we" need cameras, do you mean Holland, E.U. or
> what ??
We, the United Selfish of America, where the law of the jungle
rules...
European countries have been mostly civilized (most likely the
influence of humanist policies), but here we remain locked in a fight
against "Evil," as defined by you: drugs, DUIs (never the guy on the
phone), euthanasia, abortion, etc. In other words, YOU ARE THE
AMERICAN TALIBAN.
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> > But I really believe the Jews and the Christians are to blame for half
> > the problems of the world. ;)
>
> I would go as far as to say that ALL religions put together are
> responsible for two thirds the problems of the world.
>
> --
> UK Radical Campaignswww.zing.icom43.net
> One man's democracy is another man's regime.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Oh yes! This one was said over 100 years ago...
'More than a century has passed since science laid down sound
propositions as to the origins of the universe, but how many have
mastered them or possess the really scientific spirit of criticism? A
few thousands at the outside, who are lost in the midst of hundreds of
millions still steeped in prejudices and superstitions worthy of
savages, who are consequently ever ready to serve as puppets for
religious impostors.'
http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/kropotkin/appealtoyoung.html
Another problem is that the political discourse is the domain of THE
OLD AND BABBLING who don't give a damn about riding a bikes, the
environment and everything idealist. That's why Kropotkin above
APPEALS TO THE YOUNG. It's like a pattern, the OLD are afraid to die,
want to make peace with God and vote for the RELIGIOUS IMPOSTORS.
whistler
>
> OLD AND BABBLING who don't give a damn about riding a bikes, the
You just need better equipment, sounds like your panties are pinching
your nuts, better get some fancy bike riding shorts and a cute little
helmut, doesn't sound like you can handle another bump on the head.
Liberty
lol OMG that was funny!!
His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
Don't worry about my balls or head.
If you ride a bike, worry about the predator.
And if you don't, what's your business here?
His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> On Nov 17, 7:13 pm, "His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes
> > Why don't you at least go preaching around like the Mormon kids on
> > bike?
>
> Your quite amusing with your double standard, its o.k for you to bash
> Christianity, talk about Jews, denounce God and whatever else you want
> to spew, but the moment a Christian says anything were breaking a code
> of ethics, Sorry to inform you but it does not work like that!! And
> for your information Mormon was created by man so was religion and i'm
> not bound by religion, I am a Christian meaning (Christ in Me) and
> proud of it, And long as people like you continue to blame the very
> ones that gave you all your rights, To live, walk, breathe, everything
> you touch, your choices, including obviously freedom of expression, I
> can also say whatever I want and will continue to do so! Take
> responsibility for yourself and Ask yourself am I going to be the
> problem or the solution? The choice is always yours!! Quit hating on
> the defenseless, it shows your weak.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
I don't mind you having your MENTAL MASTURBATION indoors, but please
keep it private!
His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
I find Jesus riding an ass ever funnier!!! ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3JuXzKUUL8&feature=PlayList&p=AB4ECD0E13D5BD5E&index=43
Liberty
Well, Thank you for not posting a PIC That way I can envision someone
really HOT!!
Liberty
You know whats even funnier, A monkey on yours!!
His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
>
> Well, Thank you for not posting a PIC That way I can envision someone
> really HOT!!- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
I know you are not a Roman Catholic, so you may find her sexy...
http://www.gigaweb.com/files/productsimages/BS_C/31861.jpg
I was gonna put the pic of a sexy Jesus... Maybe next time. ;)