Jewish Nazis!!!
Xiphias Gladius
Zionism, or Jewish fascism, is a logical manifestation of racist, sexist,
homophobic Jewish fundamentalism.
Theodor Herzl (1860-1904), the primary founder of modern Zionism,
asserted that anti-Semitism is not bigotry, but a fully "natural" response
by non-Jews to alien Jewish attitudes and behavior. It should be noted
that "anti-Semitism," itself coined by a bigot, is something of a
misnomer. Today "anti-Semite" is used by the Zionist Anti-Defamation
League and assorted Jewish fascists and their sympathizers to smear
anyone who objects to Israel or its policies. However, Arabs are
Semites, while most so-called Jews are not. Israel is arguably the most
anti-Arab empire in all history, so if one is to be intellectually honest,
war criminal Ariel Sharon of the fascist Likud should be considered one
of the world's most dangerous anti-Semites.
The founders of Israel were Zionists (Jewish fascists) that subscibed to
the virulent racism of Theodor Herzl. Zionists were among the strongest
supporters of the equally fascist Nazi regime of Germany. Six months
after Adolf Hitler came to power, the Zionist Federation of Germany (the
largest Zionist organization in the nation) submitted a detailed
document to the National "Socialist" government that offered
unconditional support to that fascist regime and urged high-level
cooperation between Nazis and Zionists toward common objectives.
The Zionist Federation denounced any opposition to Hitler's regime
as "un-Zionist."
A Berlin rabbi, Joachim Prinz, who later moved to the United States and
became leader of the American Jewish Congress, wrote in Wir Juden
("We Jews") (1934) that the National Socialist revolution in Germany
meant Germany for the Germans and "Jewry for the Jews."
Nazi SS officer Leopold von Mildenstein and Zionist Federation official
Kurt Tuchler toured Palestine together for six months to assess Zionist
development there. Based on his information-gathering operation, von
Mildenstein wrote a series of articles for the Berlin paper Der Angriff
that was published in 1934. The series expressed admiration for
the "achievements" of the fascist Jewish occupational army. Der
Angriff gave out a commemorative medal, with a Nazi Swastika on one
side and a Star of David on the other, to celebrate the collaborative
Nazi-Zionist visit. Soon von Mildenstein was appointed to lead the
Jewish affairs department of the Nazi SS in order to support the Zionist
occupation of Palestine more efficiently.
The official Nazi SS newspaper, Das Schwarze Korps, affirmed its full
support for Zionism in a 1935 editorial. Georg Kareski, the head of both
the Zionist State Organization and the Jewish Cultural League of
Germany, lavished praised on the Nuremberg Laws, declaring
them "entirely welcome" by the Zionist community. Zionist leaders in
other countries agreed with these fascist views. Stephen S. Wise,
president of the American Jewish Congress and the World Jewish
Congress, declared that "Hitler was right .... He calls the Jewish people
a race and we are a race."
Notorous homophobe Heinrich Himmler declared that
sexual "deviants" in Nazi Germany would be sent to concentration
camps "and shot while trying to escape." Today, Josiah Hertzlinger, a
supporter of far-right Zionist leader Ariel Sharon, echoes this bigotry
almost verbatim, this time targeting Arabs: "Arabs are camel shit and
the Likud isn't going to have them here....we are going to round them up
and re-educate them until they understand who rules Israel. If they try to
revolt against blessed Zionist rule, we will execute them...G-d orders it
and we Zionists comply."
Himmler's security service cooperated closely with the Haganah, the
Zionist terrorist organization in Palestine. The SS agency lavishly paid
Haganah official Feivel Polkes for his intelligence-gathering tasks and
for assistance in directing the racist Jewish invasion of Palestine.
Haganah-SS collaboration included deliveries of massive quantities of
high-powered German assault weapons to Jewish settlers for use in
the extermination of Palestinian Arabs.
Under the Transfer Agreement, or Ha'avara, the Nazis provided
comprehensive assistance to the Zionist occupiers of Palestine. The
only critique of the agreement from the Zionist side was that it laid too
heavy a burden on Hitler's Nazi regime! Zionist Sam Cohen, a principal
architect the Ha'avara arrangement, complained that the Agreement
was economically disadvantageous to Germany and sought to refine
it. However, ardent Zionist Adolf Hitler concluded that, while flawed, the
Ha'avara would ultimately provide great benefits to both Zionists and
their Nazi allies.
The amount transferred from Nazi Germany to Palestine through the
Ha'avara between 1933 and 1939 was 139.57 million German marks.
This amount included 33.9 million German marks provided by the
Reichsbank in by order of the Agreement.
An additional $70 million was sent to the Zionist occupational
government in Palestine through special international banking
operations.
Former leaders of the Ha'avara in Palestine noted in an assessment of
the Transfer Agreement published in 1972 that: "the economic activity
made possible by the influx [Nazi] German capital and the Ha'avara
transfers to the private and public sectors were of greatest importance
for the country's development. Many new industries and commercial
enterprises were established in Jewish Palestine, and numerous
companies that are enormously important even today in the economy
of the State of Israel owe their existence to the Ha'avara."
Through the Transfer Agreement, Hitler's Third Reich did far more than
any other government during the 1930s to support the racist Jewish
occupation of Palestine.
Zionist collaboration with the Nazis was so extensive that Zionist
organizations offered military support to Hitler's fanatic drive for the
expansion. In early January 1941 an important Zionist organization
offered an official proposal to the Nazis for an enhanced military
alliance with wartime Germany. The offer was made by the fascist
Fighters for the Freedom of Israel, also known as the Lehi or Stern
Gang.
This Zionist proposal "for the solution of the Jewish question in Europe
and the active participation of the NMO [Fighters for the Freedom of
Israel] in the war on the side of Germany." The proposal, noting the
extreme support for Israel by the Nazis, claimed that even though the
Zionist invasion of Palestine, with Nazi assistance, required great
Jewish manpower, some of the occupational forces should be diverted
to helping the Third Reich abroad on the battlefield. Nazis generally
regarded the proposal as unrealistic, as Zionists already had their
hands full in brutally suppressing the Palestinians.
A prominent member of the Fighters for the Freedom of Israel at the
time the organization made this offer was Yitzhak Shamir, who
subsequently served as Israel's Foreign Minister and later as Prime
Minister. As FFI operations chief in 1942, Shamir organized sweeping
acts of terrorism, including the assassination of British Middle East
Minister Lord Moyne and the slaying of Swedish United Nations
mediator Count Bernadotte.
Conclusion
This article has focused primarily on the collaboration of Zionists with
the Nazis. Zionism is a racist nationalist ideology rooted in Jewish
religious and racial bigotry and fundamentalism. The true Left has
always opposed Zionism as much as it has opposed its ideological
cousin, Nazism. Zionist bigots should not be confused with people of
Jewish ancestry in general, although they claim to speak for all Jews.
Some Jews are staunch opponents of Zionism and Israel. Trotsky and
Bakunin were against Jewish nationalism or any other form of fascism.
Even Karl Marx warned that the essence of Jewish religious
fundamentalism was pretense and hucksterism, and he decried its
support for capitalism. Noam Chomsky has taken great strides in
revealing the brutality that has always been characteristic of Zionist
fascists. Those on the Left who still remain uncritical of the Zionist line
must reevaluate their politics and accept the fact that the
Nazi "Holocaust" against Jews has been greatly exaggerated to serve
Zionist interests. The real Holocaust was and is perpetrated on native
Palestinians by Jewish fascists, who had the full support of Hitler and
his regime.
SCLAIRE437
Thus spake Xiphias Gladius i...@iio.com:
>The real Holocaust was and is perpetrated on native
>Palestinians by Jewish fascists,
Do you know what the word "holocaust"actually means?
Susan Cohen
Xiphias Gladius <i...@iio.com>
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Xiphias Gladius
*competently.*
I mean, you could have at least forged the "From" line so that it looked
like it came from io.com. And you could have copied my .sig.
Ah, well. It's nice to know that you care enough to try to forge my
identity, but I wish you were smart enough to do it well.
- Ian
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a mistress, and two slaves, making, in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce
Miche
sclai...@aol.com (SCLAIRE437) wrote:
Ian does. The troll who posted this while masquerading as Ian either
doesn't know or doesn't care.
Miche
--
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it is time that is absolute."
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Jim Roberts
You have overdosed on your medication.
jimbat.
Xiphias Gladius wrote:
> Roots in Racism and Religious Bigotry
>
[eyes averted in hopes that the Swordfish will return to his usual medication]
jimbat
ElissaAnn
>A waste. I can get a rise out of morons with a lot less effort.
>
>You have overdosed on your medication.
>
You were fooled. I almost rose to the bait when "Ian" wrote
something disgusting to me in another thread, but before I
sent the email asking him for an explanation, I noticed that
trolls were rife.
ELissa
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"Man's work is nothing but a slow trek to rediscover through
the detours of art those one or two images in whose presence
his heart first opened" -- Albert Camus
Jim Roberts
Susan Cohen wrote:
> From:
> Xiphias Gladius <i...@iio.com>
> Newsgroups:
> alt.polyamory, alt.revisionism, soc.culture.jewish,
> alt.politics.nationalism.black,
alt.politics.presbyopia.gothicscript.
jimbat
Jim Roberts
Posted on alt.poly and e-mailed.
Have we all been tricked in one day twice? Not good. I wish I were smarter
and less credulous. My apologies, though I had no role, I was suckered, and
very upset that you might write such a thing. I thought you had gone nuts.
We must all be on our guard for the next week or so, until this attack can be
uprooted. I'm no help, sorry, being post-op, and ignorant of this technology.
Why has no one attacked my address? Puzzling. All my real messages will be
posted with clearly identifying remarks no one could duplicate.
Today, the chickens have not been able to reach High C.
jimbat
Xiphias Gladius
mi...@technologist.com says...
>
>Ian does. The troll who posted this while masquerading as Ian either
>doesn't know or doesn't care.
>
>Miche
In other words, Miche believes that Jewish lives are more valuable than
non-Jewish lives. Only the killing of Jews can be a holocaust -- because they're
"God's chosen people," remember?
What a superstitious fuckwit you are, Miche!
Jim Roberts
ElissaAnn wrote:
> Jim Roberts jim...@bellatlantic.net wrote:
>
> >A waste. I can get a rise out of morons with a lot less effort.
> >
> >You have overdosed on your medication.
> >
>
> You were fooled. I almost rose to the bait when "Ian" wrote
> something disgusting to me in another thread, but before I
> sent the email asking him for an explanation, I noticed that
> trolls were rife.
>
> ELissa
Thanks, I got clued in by a prior post. I can't believe that I was such
an idiot to think Ian could have posted such an abomination, not that it
was completely without justification, mind you, but it was alien to his
thinking entirely, and I lost my bearings about that. I did not foam at
the mouth, as I hoped there was a way to get out of this given Ian's
intelligence.
I don't know him personally, though I ought to see him on my next visit
to Boston. Land O'Goshen, there is often no substitute for face to
face. I've always believed that, and there I go, thinking a trusted
poster has gone off his rocker. Very humiliating. I had no reason,
trusting in my shallow reading of my abbreviated news headers.
Scientists aren't really ready for tricksters, as they don't expect
them.
I am very sorry.
jimbat
Jim Roberts
ElissaAnn wrote:
[...]
I see that the moron has not given up.
jimbat
Jennifer
> In other words, Miche believes that Jewish lives are more valuable than
> non-Jewish lives. Only the killing of Jews can be a holocaust -- because
Well, actually, yes. Jewish lives _are_ more valuable than non-Jewish
lives. Because on the average, Jews are better looking, more
strong-willed, and have better critical thinking skills than goyim.
Hee hee hee! Meeting trolling with trolling is so much fun!
The Lurker Who Supports (the REAL) Ian By Telephone
Aahz Maruch
Welcome to the limelight!
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Dr. Rev. Chuck, M.D., P.A
says...
. Jewish lives _are_ more valuable than non-Jewish
>lives. Because on the average, Jews are better looking, more
>strong-willed, and have better critical thinking skills than goyim.
RACIST!
D. Potter
clever reverse troll:
>>"... have better critical thinking skills than goyim.
RACIST!"<<
Found the shift lock key, did we? Have a nice troll biscuit, dear.
Unfortunately, the response proves correct at least two of the assertions in
the fragment.
Now. One of the things I have always meant to try (sort of at right angles to
the food thread) is marinade in which one of the ingredients is tea. For
flavor, obviously. Where I always get sidetracked is which tea? I can never
remember whether herbal teas have sufficient acid or otherwise clash with
vinegar.
(No, I will not countenance Lapsang Souchong. Why do you ask? ;->)
Does anyone know anything about this?
--
D. Potter
Well, there is no rule at all about wearing pearls with a baseball cap.
Miche
dpot...@aol.com (D. Potter) wrote:
> Now. One of the things I have always meant to try (sort of at right angles to
> the food thread) is marinade in which one of the ingredients is tea. For
> flavor, obviously. Where I always get sidetracked is which tea? I can never
> remember whether herbal teas have sufficient acid or otherwise clash with
> vinegar.
>
> (No, I will not countenance Lapsang Souchong. Why do you ask? ;->)
>
> Does anyone know anything about this?
Earl Grey is the traditional suggestion for this sort of thing, but as I
dislike Earl Grey I've never tried it.
Miche
SCLAIRE437
> Only the killing of Jews can be a holocaust -- because they're
>"God's chosen people," remember?
no, it's killing anyone, but you've got to fucking burn them all if you want it
to count. buy a dictionary.
SCLAIRE437
i think content will be a clear identifier though, so not to worry....
Thus spake > i...@io.com
>It'd be so nice if people who wanted to forge my identity would do it
>*competently.*
{snip the how-to part}
Jim Roberts
Jennifer wrote:
> Xiphias Trollius <i...@iio.com> wrote in message news:<9e519...@drn.newsguy.com>...
> > In other words, Miche believes that Jewish lives are more valuable than
> > non-Jewish lives. Only the killing of Jews can be a holocaust -- because
>
> Well, actually, yes. Jewish lives _are_ more valuable than non-Jewish
> lives. Because on the average, Jews are better looking, more
> strong-willed, and have better critical thinking skills than goyim.
Only on the average. Don't forget me.
jimbat
whose best man and head usher were both Jewish, in Chestnut Hill, of all places, the
first Jews most of the guests ever spoke to
Alan Bostick
What the real Ian covered was just the window dressing, the part that
consists of going through the motions of pretending that people might
believe it.
He didn't even touch upon what *really* can be done to forge posts.
--
| "I have a love-hate relationship with the Web,
Alan Bostick | but without the love."
abos...@transbay.net | Paul Phillips
Xiphias Gladius
> Extremely Fake Name wrote, holding up the hem of its garment, replying to a
> clever reverse troll:
>>>"... have better critical thinking skills than goyim.
> RACIST!"<<
> Found the shift lock key, did we? Have a nice troll biscuit, dear.
Actually, The Lurker Who Supports Me By Telephone *did* use something
close to her real name. And I believe Dr. Chuck was just playing
along. But I may be thinking of a different Dr. Chuck.
Xiphias Gladius
guess you can all guess why I did, because he's so much smarter and
better-looking than I am. I feel really sad all the time because
everybody always hates me and I know that everyone loves Ian because hes
just much nicer and smarter and I've always wanted to be him.
My life sucks and I just wish I was more like him which is why I did
it. I know how pathetic and horrible and I wanted to pretend to be
someone better than I am. I guess I should have known I can't.
The Real Xiphias Gladius
> What the real Ian covered was just the window dressing, the part that
> consists of going through the motions of pretending that people might
> believe it.
> He didn't even touch upon what *really* can be done to forge posts.
*Nod*. Because I never bothered to learn. If I'm making a fake header,
I'm doing it for effect, not trickery. So I never bothered to learn how to
actually drop things into the newsspool manually and all that. Actually
tricking people is just not a goal of mine.
Xiphias Gladius
> I don't know him personally, though I ought to see him on my next visit
> to Boston.
I'd like that.
> Land O'Goshen, there is often no substitute for face to
> face. I've always believed that, and there I go, thinking a trusted
> poster has gone off his rocker.
Well, I *do* go off my rocker occasionally. I have, legitimately, posted
stuff about that dumb. Once every two or three years, I *will* post
something which is really embarrasing in retrospect.
That particular instance, however, that wasn't me. But, please note that
it *has* happened that I've posted rockerless. I usually will apologize
when I go sane again, though.
to find out
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Heather Anne Nicoll
> I want to apologize to the real Ian for trying to forge his identity. I
> guess you can all guess why I did, because he's so much smarter and
> better-looking than I am.
You forgot the Really Cool Hat.
- Darkhawk, amused
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The Trinker
The Real Xiphias Gladius wrote:
[...]
Alt.polyites can breathe easier, you just saved me from the urge
to filk "Will the Real Xiphias Gladius Please Stand Up?"
Trinker
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Elisabeth Riba
> Xiphias Gladius <i...@iio.com> wrote:
>> I want to apologize to the real Ian for trying to forge his identity. I
>> guess you can all guess why I did, because he's so much smarter and
>> better-looking than I am.
> You forgot the Really Cool Hat.
And the wife... :>
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Xiphias Gladius
> The Real Xiphias Gladius wrote:
> [...]
> Alt.polyites can breathe easier, you just saved me from the urge
> to filk "Will the Real Xiphias Gladius Please Stand Up?"
"I'm Xiph Glad'us, yeah, I'm the real Glad'us, all you other Xiph Glad'us
are glad you never had us?"
SCHWA-lynne
> The Trinker <tri...@pacbell.net> wrote:
> > The Real Xiphias Gladius wrote:
> > Alt.polyites can breathe easier, you just saved me from the urge
> > to filk "Will the Real Xiphias Gladius Please Stand Up?"
> "I'm Xiph Glad'us, yeah, I'm the real Glad'us, all you other Xiph Glad'us
> are glad you never had us?"
*snickersnickersnort* Ow...
Elynne, earworm-infected, ow ow giggle ow
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}The Trinker <tri...@pacbell.net> wrote:
}
}
}> The Real Xiphias Gladius wrote:
}
}> [...]
}
}
}> Alt.polyites can breathe easier, you just saved me from the urge
}> to filk "Will the Real Xiphias Gladius Please Stand Up?"
}
}"I'm Xiph Glad'us, yeah, I'm the real Glad'us, all you other Xiph Glad'us
}are glad you never had us?"
That would be from "The Ian Osmond LP", wouldn't it?
RJ
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Tad 'Baxil' Ramspott
> On Mon, 21 May 2001, Xiphias Gladius wrote:
>> The Trinker <tri...@pacbell.net> wrote:
>> > The Real Xiphias Gladius wrote:
>> > Alt.polyites can breathe easier, you just saved me from the urge
>> > to filk "Will the Real Xiphias Gladius Please Stand Up?"
>> "I'm Xiph Glad'us, yeah, I'm the real Glad'us, all you other Xiph Glad'us
>> are glad you never had us?"
>
> *snickersnickersnort* Ow...
I'm laughing just as hard, but the reason it's painful in my case
is quite different: I've never actually heard the original song, only the
remix where the "Slim Shady" lyrics are dubbed over Enya's "Orinoco Flow."
It's well-done, and hilarious, but brutally wrong.
-- Baxil, who has said song sitting on his hard drive somewhere
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tomboy ISO tea party
> Alt.polyites can breathe easier, you just saved me from the urge
> to filk "Will the Real Xiphias Gladius Please Stand Up?"
Aaaaaaagh!
Make it stop!
--Rose, whimpering
--
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Why? { http://i.am/rwp * r...@i.am }
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tomboy ISO tea party
> "I'm Xiph Glad'us, yeah, I'm the real Glad'us, all you other Xiph Glad'us
> are glad you never had us?"
AAAAAAAGH!
MAKE IT STOP!
--Rose, adding a good cower or two to the whimpers
tomboy ISO tea party
> the remix where the "Slim Shady" lyrics are dubbed over Enya's "Orinoco
> Flow."
You're not serious.
MP3, please?
--Rose, twitching and yet somehow desperate to hear this
Romanadvoratrelundar
> The Trinker <tri...@pacbell.net> wrote:
[snipped Thing Of Evil]
>
> Aaaaaaagh!
>
> Make it stop!
>
> --Rose, whimpering
Aaagh! Rose! You posted the bad thing again! I had managed to evict it
from my head.
--
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tomboy ISO tea party
> Heather Anne Nicoll <dark...@mailandnews.com> wrote:
> > Xiphias Gladius <i...@iio.com> wrote:
> >> I want to apologize to the real Ian for trying to forge his identity. I
> >> guess you can all guess why I did, because he's so much smarter and
> >> better-looking than I am.
>
> > You forgot the Really Cool Hat.
>
> And the wife... :>
No one else forgot that, though, I assure you.
--Rose
tomboy ISO tea party
> tomboy ISO tea party <r...@i.am> wrote in <1ettzhs.1wx1q9itvipr8N%r...@i.am>:
> > The Trinker <tri...@pacbell.net> wrote:
> [snipped Thing Of Evil]
> >
> > Aaaaaaagh!
> >
> > Make it stop!
> >
> > --Rose, whimpering
>
> Aaagh! Rose! You posted the bad thing again! I had managed to evict it
> from my head.
Ooops. Sorry.
Of course, I had to go back to my post to see what the Thing Of Evil was
that I had posted again, and now it's in my head too. If that helps you
feel any better. *)
--Rose
Tad 'Baxil' Ramspott
> Tad 'Baxil' Ramspott <ddr...@ecis.ecis.com> wrote:
>> the remix where the "Slim Shady" lyrics are dubbed over Enya's
>> "Orinoco Flow."
>
> You're not serious.
>
> MP3, please?
I've e-mailed you about it.
(I have the file, but I don't know its original source; I think
it's freely available, but I'm not going to blithely fling it around the
net without knowing for sure).
If anyone can find the original source of the song, a URL would be
highly appreciated :)
> --Rose, twitching and yet somehow desperate to hear this
-- Bax
The Trinker
[p&e to Rivka, who is mentioned]
Romanadvoratrelundar wrote:
>
> tomboy ISO tea party <r...@i.am> wrote in <1ettzhs.1wx1q9itvipr8N%r...@i.am>:
> > The Trinker <tri...@pacbell.net> wrote:
> [snipped Thing Of Evil]
> >
> > Aaaaaaagh!
> >
> > Make it stop!
> >
> > --Rose, whimpering
>
> Aaagh! Rose! You posted the bad thing again! I had managed to evict it
> from my head.
<blink> I'm pretty sure I hadn't mentioned "the Thing of Evil"[1]
in alt.poly recently... ;)
[1] it glows in the dark. It's scary.
Trinker
not mentioning it explicitly out of consideration for Rivka's
delicate sensibities. <grin>
Cheryl Trooskin
> I'm laughing just as hard, but the reason it's painful in my case
>is quite different: I've never actually heard the original song, only the
>remix where the "Slim Shady" lyrics are dubbed over Enya's "Orinoco Flow."
>It's well-done, and hilarious, but brutally wrong.
This song is known around my house -- or at least when I'm around -- as
"the worst of both worlds."
And my partner, who finds it amusing, is forbidden to play it in my
presence again.
sev
--
s...@byz.org can also be found at http://www.byz.org/~sev
"Oh, I'm so inadequate-- and I love myself!" (Meg Ryan)
RJ
}On Tue, 22 May 2001 01:15:30 GMT, in <S4jO6.20197$iC1.7...@news6.giganews.com>, Tad 'Baxil' Ramspott <ddr...@ecis.ecis.com> wrote:
}> I'm laughing just as hard, but the reason it's painful in my case
}>is quite different: I've never actually heard the original song, only the
}>remix where the "Slim Shady" lyrics are dubbed over Enya's "Orinoco Flow."
}>It's well-done, and hilarious, but brutally wrong.
}
}This song is known around my house -- or at least when I'm around -- as
}"the worst of both worlds."
Nah, the worst would be if you could somehow merge it with the
Hampsterdance song. :-)
RJ
--
"When ambiguity is outlawed, only outlaws will be ambiguous"
Zippy, by Bill Griffith
ar...@rahul.net or r...@xocolatl.com, your choice
Copyright 2001 RJ Johnson
Cheryl Trooskin
<Pine.GSU.4.21.010523...@foxtrot.rahul.net>, RJ
<ar...@rahul.net> wrote, in response to me:
>}This song is known around my house -- or at least when I'm around -- as
>}"the worst of both worlds."
>
>Nah, the worst would be if you could somehow merge it with the
>Hampsterdance song. :-)
Aiieeee! *looks around furtively* This is one of those days I'm glad my
sweeties don't read alt.poly.
Today's Favorite Reason for Poly: At least *one* of my sweeties'll
listen to showtunes with me...
sev
--
sev - studly femme & amiable kook at s...@byz.org (http://www.byz.org/~sev)
"You know, there's nothing sexier than a girl geek on
a big coding run." - Garry Trudeau's "Doonesbury"
Ann Burlingham
> Today's Favorite Reason for Poly: At least *one* of my sweeties'll
> listen to showtunes with me...
You know,I once had asweetie, who after viewing one of the best
movie musicals ever, "The Bandwagon," with me, thought it
explained something weird about me. I have no idea what. Come on,
Nanette Fabray! Fred Astaire! Cyd Charisse! A *satiric* dream
ballet! What's not to love?
--
Ann Burlingham <an...@concentric.net>
In May I truly think it best to be a robin lightly dressed
concocting soup inside my nest. Mix it once mix it twice
mix that chicken soup with rice. - Maurice Sendak
Aahz Maruch
Ann Burlingham <an...@concentric.net> wrote:
>Cheryl Trooskin wrote:
>>
>> Today's Favorite Reason for Poly: At least *one* of my sweeties'll
>> listen to showtunes with me...
>
>You know,I once had asweetie, who after viewing one of the best
>movie musicals ever, "The Bandwagon," with me, thought it
>explained something weird about me. I have no idea what. Come on,
>Nanette Fabray! Fred Astaire! Cyd Charisse! A *satiric* dream
>ballet! What's not to love?
<blink> Now that's one I've never even heard of. How does it compare
to other great musicals such as _Singin' in the Rain_, _Top Hat_, or
_Kiss Me Kate_?
--
--- Aahz <*> (Copyright 2001 by aa...@pobox.com)
Androgynous poly kinky vanilla queer het Pythonista http://www.rahul.net/aahz/
Hugs and backrubs -- I break Rule 6
"You do not make history; you can only hope to survive it." --G'kar
Ann Burlingham
> In article <3B0C4A3A...@concentric.net>,
> Ann Burlingham <an...@concentric.net> wrote:
> >You know,I once had a sweetie, who after viewing one of the best
> >movie musicals ever, "The Bandwagon," with me, thought it
> >explained something weird about me. I have no idea what. Come on,
> >Nanette Fabray! Fred Astaire! Cyd Charisse! A *satiric* dream
> >ballet! What's not to love?
>
> <blink> Now that's one I've never even heard of. How does it compare
> to other great musicals such as _Singin' in the Rain_, _Top Hat_, or
> _Kiss Me Kate_?
Better than Kiss Me Kate. Close to par with the others, possibly
edging out SitR by omitting a) Gene Kelly and b) Gene Kelly's
asinine dream ballet. I believe Fred Astaire first acted in it
with his sister, on Broadway (before half the songs were added,
it seems:
http://www.warnerchappell.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/wcmusic/ss/BrowseBy.woa/wa/ShowPage.wo?ID=36&FromBrowse=YES
.
The film (and I see it's _The Band Wagon_, not _The Bandwagon_)
added "That's Entertainment," with one of the best lyrics of all
time:
Some Shakespearean scene
Where a ghost and a prince meet
And everyone ends in mincemeat
Did I forget to mention Jack Buchanan and Oscar Levant? And the
triplets song? Fred Astaire getting a shoeshine in Times Square?
--
So I take everything slow, go with the flow
And shut my motherfuckin' mouth if I don't know - NWA
I was very disappointed when I realized that "canonization" does
not involve shooting the person out of a cannon. - B Slinker
Kristal
party) wrote:
> Tad 'Baxil' Ramspott <ddr...@ecis.ecis.com> wrote:
>
> > the remix where the "Slim Shady" lyrics are dubbed over Enya's "Orinoco
> > Flow."
>
> You're not serious.
>
> MP3, please?
>
> --Rose, twitching and yet somehow desperate to hear this
>
I want to hear this too.
Kristal
Aahz Maruch
Ann Burlingham <an...@concentric.net> wrote:
>Aahz Maruch wrote:
>> In article <3B0C4A3A...@concentric.net>,
>> Ann Burlingham <an...@concentric.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>You know,I once had a sweetie, who after viewing one of the best
>>>movie musicals ever, "The Bandwagon," with me, thought it
>>>explained something weird about me. I have no idea what. Come on,
>>>Nanette Fabray! Fred Astaire! Cyd Charisse! A *satiric* dream
>>>ballet! What's not to love?
>>
>> <blink> Now that's one I've never even heard of. How does it compare
>> to other great musicals such as _Singin' in the Rain_, _Top Hat_, or
>> _Kiss Me Kate_?
>
>Better than Kiss Me Kate. Close to par with the others, possibly
>edging out SitR by omitting a) Gene Kelly and b) Gene Kelly's
>asinine dream ballet.
<grin> You say potayto, I say potahto. I had a hunch you'd be an
Astaire-over-Kelly type, but I'm the reverse. (I mainly mentioned _Kiss
Me Kate_ because I'm in total lust over Ann Miller, aside from the
earlier cross-thread reference.)
Janet Hardy
Cheryl Trooskin wrote:
> Today's Favorite Reason for Poly: At least *one* of my sweeties'll
> listen to showtunes with me...
<swoon>
*None* of my sweeties will listen to showtunes with me. Not even my kids
will, unless I bribe 'em (although they make an exception for Sweeney Todd).
Verdant
www.greenerypress.com
Ann Burlingham
> In article <3B0C6836...@concentric.net>,
> Ann Burlingham <an...@concentric.net> wrote:
> >Aahz Maruch wrote:
> >> <blink> Now that's one I've never even heard of. How does it compare
> >> to other great musicals such as _Singin' in the Rain_, _Top Hat_, or
> >> _Kiss Me Kate_?
> >
> >Better than Kiss Me Kate. Close to par with the others, possibly
> >edging out SitR by omitting a) Gene Kelly and b) Gene Kelly's
> >asinine dream ballet.
>
> <grin> You say potayto, I say potahto. I had a hunch you'd be an
> Astaire-over-Kelly type, but I'm the reverse.
Graceful dancing made by incredible skill to look effortless over
"I may be dancing, but I'm no *sissy*" posturing? Yes, I'll take
Astaire.
>(I mainly mentioned _Kiss
> Me Kate_ because I'm in total lust over Ann Miller, aside from the
> earlier cross-thread reference.)
She can belt them out, but she's too brassy and unsubtle to
capture my interest long.
--
Ann Burlingham <an...@concentric.net>
Aahz Maruch
Janet Hardy <janet...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>*None* of my sweeties will listen to showtunes with me. Not even my kids
>will, unless I bribe 'em (although they make an exception for Sweeney Todd).
That can be changed, you know. ;->
Jim Roberts
Ann Burlingham wrote:
> Cheryl Trooskin wrote:
>
> > Today's Favorite Reason for Poly: At least *one* of my sweeties'll
> > listen to showtunes with me...
>
> You know,I once had asweetie, who after viewing one of the best
> movie musicals ever, "The Bandwagon," with me, thought it
> explained something weird about me. I have no idea what. Come on,
> Nanette Fabray! Fred Astaire! Cyd Charisse! A *satiric* dream
> ballet! What's not to love?
And I always thought they *were* satyrists (sic).
jimbat
Jim Roberts
Janet Hardy wrote:
I'd do that without being your sweetie, as so many of them stir the soul.
jimbat
fairest one
: On Tue, 22 May 2001 01:15:30 GMT, in <S4jO6.20197$iC1.7...@news6.giganews.com>
: , Tad 'Baxil' Ramspott <ddr...@ecis.ecis.com> wrote:
:> I'm laughing just as hard, but the reason it's painful in my case
:>is quite different: I've never actually heard the original song, only the
:>remix where the "Slim Shady" lyrics are dubbed over Enya's "Orinoco Flow."
:>It's well-done, and hilarious, but brutally wrong.
: This song is known around my house -- or at least when I'm around -- as
: "the worst of both worlds."
oh, no, i don't think so.
"i wanna wanna wanna wanna be an animal!"
spice girls "wanna be" versus nin "closer to god".
pretty scary stuff.
betsy.
--
"whatcha doin'?" "looking for frogs." "how come?"
"i must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul."
"ah, but of course."
"my mandate also includes weird bugs." --calvin and hobbes
Aahz Maruch
fairest one <kall...@visi.com> wrote:
>
>oh, no, i don't think so.
>
>"i wanna wanna wanna wanna be an animal!"
s/be an animal/latex man/
HTH. HAND.
RJ
}On Wed, 23 May 2001 16:22:28 GMT, Cheryl Trooskin <s...@byz.org> warbled:
}
}: On Tue, 22 May 2001 01:15:30 GMT, in <S4jO6.20197$iC1.7...@news6.giganews.com>
}: , Tad 'Baxil' Ramspott <ddr...@ecis.ecis.com> wrote:
}:> I'm laughing just as hard, but the reason it's painful in my case
}:>is quite different: I've never actually heard the original song, only the
}:>remix where the "Slim Shady" lyrics are dubbed over Enya's "Orinoco Flow."
}:>It's well-done, and hilarious, but brutally wrong.
}
}: This song is known around my house -- or at least when I'm around -- as
}: "the worst of both worlds."
}
}oh, no, i don't think so.
}
}"i wanna wanna wanna wanna be an animal!"
}
}spice girls "wanna be" versus nin "closer to god".
}
}pretty scary stuff.
Trent Reznor as "Fetish Spice"?
tomboy ISO tea party
> Trent Reznor as "Fetish Spice"?
You're sick, RJ. Sick, sick, sick!
So when are we getting together for coffee, again? *)
RJ
}RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
}
}> Trent Reznor as "Fetish Spice"?
}
}You're sick, RJ. Sick, sick, sick!
}
}So when are we getting together for coffee, again? *)
When do you set up camp in the Bay Area, again?
tomboy ISO tea party
> On Thu, 24 May 2001, tomboy ISO tea party wrote:
>
> }RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
> }
> }> Trent Reznor as "Fetish Spice"?
> }
> }You're sick, RJ. Sick, sick, sick!
> }
> }So when are we getting together for coffee, again? *)
>
> When do you set up camp in the Bay Area, again?
I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
RJ
}RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
}
}> On Thu, 24 May 2001, tomboy ISO tea party wrote:
}>
}> }RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
}> }
}> }> Trent Reznor as "Fetish Spice"?
}> }
}> }You're sick, RJ. Sick, sick, sick!
}> }
}> }So when are we getting together for coffee, again? *)
}>
}> When do you set up camp in the Bay Area, again?
}
}I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
How would you deal with karaoke?
Aahz Maruch
RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
>On Thu, 24 May 2001, tomboy ISO tea party wrote:
>}
>}I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
>
>How would you deal with karaoke?
"Danger, Will Robinson!"
EveningStar
Aahz Maruch wrote:
> In article <3B0C6EDF...@mindspring.com>,
> Janet Hardy <janet...@mindspring.com> wrote:
> >
> >*None* of my sweeties will listen to showtunes with me. Not even my kids
> >will, unless I bribe 'em (although they make an exception for Sweeney Todd).
>
> That can be changed, you know. ;->
In a variety of ways by a variety of people.
Maureen
tomboy ISO tea party
> }I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
>
> How would you deal with karaoke?
I deal best with karaoke when surrounded by drag queens.
J. Jasper
RJ wrote:
>
> On Thu, 24 May 2001, tomboy ISO tea party wrote:
>
> }RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
> }
> }> On Thu, 24 May 2001, tomboy ISO tea party wrote:
> }>
> }> }RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
> }> }
> }> }> Trent Reznor as "Fetish Spice"?
> }> }
> }> }You're sick, RJ. Sick, sick, sick!
> }> }
> }> }So when are we getting together for coffee, again? *)
> }>
> }> When do you set up camp in the Bay Area, again?
> }
> }I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
>
> How would you deal with karaoke?
>
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only
way to be sure." - Ripley (And Hicks), Aliens.
--
It is a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a
hammer and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is
I, your solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the
listerine salesman. - The Surrealist Compliment Generator
Xiphias Gladius
> On Wed, 23 May 2001, Cheryl Trooskin wrote:
> }On Tue, 22 May 2001 01:15:30 GMT, in <S4jO6.20197$iC1.7...@news6.giganews.com>, Tad 'Baxil' Ramspott <ddr...@ecis.ecis.com> wrote:
> }> I'm laughing just as hard, but the reason it's painful in my case
> }>is quite different: I've never actually heard the original song, only the
> }>remix where the "Slim Shady" lyrics are dubbed over Enya's "Orinoco Flow."
> }>It's well-done, and hilarious, but brutally wrong.
> }
> }This song is known around my house -- or at least when I'm around -- as
> }"the worst of both worlds."
> Nah, the worst would be if you could somehow merge it with the
> Hampsterdance song. :-)
Has anyone else heard the techno remix of Hampsterdance?
- Ian
--
Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master,
a mistress, and two slaves, making, in all, two. -- Ambrose Bierce
J. Jasper
tomboy ISO tea party wrote:
>
> RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
>
> > }I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
> >
> > How would you deal with karaoke?
>
> I deal best with karaoke when surrounded by drag queens.
>
The Daybreak Bar on El Camino, RJ? Didja know they're moving to castro
street in mountain view?
J. Jasper
Xiphias Gladius wrote:
>
> RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
> > On Wed, 23 May 2001, Cheryl Trooskin wrote:
>
> > }On Tue, 22 May 2001 01:15:30 GMT, in <S4jO6.20197$iC1.7...@news6.giganews.com>, Tad 'Baxil' Ramspott <ddr...@ecis.ecis.com> wrote:
> > }> I'm laughing just as hard, but the reason it's painful in my case
> > }>is quite different: I've never actually heard the original song, only the
> > }>remix where the "Slim Shady" lyrics are dubbed over Enya's "Orinoco Flow."
> > }>It's well-done, and hilarious, but brutally wrong.
> > }
> > }This song is known around my house -- or at least when I'm around -- as
> > }"the worst of both worlds."
>
> > Nah, the worst would be if you could somehow merge it with the
> > Hampsterdance song. :-)
>
> Has anyone else heard the techno remix of Hampsterdance?
>
Yup.
Heather Anne Nicoll
> Has anyone else heard the techno remix of Hampsterdance?
I suspect the partner has. He's been threatening lately to get the
Hampsterdance CD.
I finally broke down and told him he could if he'd get /me/ the Enter
the Haggis CD. I see his wacky rodent music and raise him a bagpipe.
Hah.
- Darkhawk, waiting for her Sigur Ros CD to arrive
(and wishing she remembered how the
diacritical marks go there)
--
Heather Nicoll - Darkhawk - http://aelfhame.net/~darkhawk/
Sometimes I pray for silence; sometimes I pray for soul. . . .
- Meat Loaf, "I'd Do Anything For Love"
Jim Roberts
Rename it Boston Nazis, or something.
jimbat
Xiphias Gladius wrote:
[...]
umar
>Will someone please stop being lazy and send this thread to its deserv-ed grave?
>Rename it Boston Nazis, or something.
How's this?
umar
Jim Roberts
umar wrote:
Most excellent!
jimbatty
Xiphias Gladius
> Xiphias Gladius <i...@io.com> wrote in message
> <_sxP6.5275$Uo3.1...@news6.giganews.com>:
>>Has anyone else heard the techno remix of Hampsterdance?
> No, but I have recently encountered a techno remix of Sesame Street's
> "Rubber Duckie", in German, no less! It is *very* silly!
Lis Napstered that one. It's just *strange*.
Miche
<i...@io.com> wrote:
> Teal <te...@chromatic-dragonfly.com> wrote:
> > Xiphias Gladius <i...@io.com> wrote in message
> > <_sxP6.5275$Uo3.1...@news6.giganews.com>:
>
> >>Has anyone else heard the techno remix of Hampsterdance?
>
> > No, but I have recently encountered a techno remix of Sesame Street's
> > "Rubber Duckie", in German, no less! It is *very* silly!
>
> Lis Napstered that one. It's just *strange*.
Teal sent me a copy. I can but agree.
Miche
--
"... in the physics of the heart, distance is relative;
it is time that is absolute."
- Lois McMaster Bujold, _Shards of Honor_
Ben Okopnik
D. Potter of alt.polyamory speaking thus:
>
>Now. One of the things I have always meant to try (sort of at right angles to
>the food thread) is marinade in which one of the ingredients is tea. For
>flavor, obviously. Where I always get sidetracked is which tea? I can never
>remember whether herbal teas have sufficient acid or otherwise clash with
>vinegar.
>
>(No, I will not countenance Lapsang Souchong. Why do you ask? ;->)
>
>Does anyone know anything about this?
If you can find it, Bush Tea (nope, nothing to do with Dubbya) works
well in marinades. It's a Big Thing down in the Virgin Islands, and I'm
pretty sure you can get it here in the States. Just make sure to brew
it up *strong* - it's relatively mild.
<http://caribbeanfood.about..rary/subjects/blbushtea.htm>
Gives the meat a wonderfully nutty flavor.
--
Ben Okopnik
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It's called DIS-information for God's sake! The clue phone is ringing,
pick it the fuck up! -- Richard Metzger
RJ
}RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
}
}> }I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
}>
}> How would you deal with karaoke?
}
}I deal best with karaoke when surrounded by drag queens.
Well, that sounds like a jaunt into SF proper. :-)
tomboy ISO tea party
> On Fri, 25 May 2001, tomboy ISO tea party wrote:
>
> }RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
> }
> }> }I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
> }>
> }> How would you deal with karaoke?
> }
> }I deal best with karaoke when surrounded by drag queens.
>
> Well, that sounds like a jaunt into SF proper. :-)
What do you mean, "jaunt into"? That's where I'll be living. If _you_
have to make it into a field trip, that's not _my_ problem. *)
--Rose, only the teeniest bit smug
PapaBear
"tomboy ISO tea party" <r...@i.am> wrote in message
news:1eu4xwu.f1vqjv14obnmlN%r...@i.am...
> RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 25 May 2001, tomboy ISO tea party wrote:
> >
> > }RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
> > }
> > }> }I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
> > }>
> > }> How would you deal with karaoke?
> > }
> > }I deal best with karaoke when surrounded by drag queens.
> >
> > Well, that sounds like a jaunt into SF proper. :-)
>
> What do you mean, "jaunt into"? That's where I'll be living. If _you_
> have to make it into a field trip, that's not _my_ problem. *)
Ok - with all this mention of Jaunting place to place I have this wonderful
image of mentally controlled teleportation a la "The Tomorrow People" an SF
tv show I used to love watching as a kid in the 70's. I think it was a UK
show - not sure if it made it to the US.
In The Tomorrow People the characters were what they called "Homo Superior"
with ESP and telepathy and telekinetics and they used these cool belts to
help them control their "jaunting" from place to place. They also had this
cool computer called Tim (I think) who was quite impressive to a 6 yo :)
PapaBear
--
"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself.
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough
Without ever feeling sorry for itself."
-- D H Lawrence "Self Pity"
RJ
}RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
}
}> On Fri, 25 May 2001, tomboy ISO tea party wrote:
}>
}> }RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
}> }
}> }> }I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
}> }>
}> }> How would you deal with karaoke?
}> }
}> }I deal best with karaoke when surrounded by drag queens.
}>
}> Well, that sounds like a jaunt into SF proper. :-)
}
}What do you mean, "jaunt into"? That's where I'll be living. If _you_
}have to make it into a field trip, that's not _my_ problem. *)
Hey, San Francisco is a nice place, but its just a place.
People are what make any place worth it.
Kirsten M. Berry
}tomboy ISO tea party wrote:
}>
}> RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
}>
}> > }I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
}> >
}> > How would you deal with karaoke?
}>
}> I deal best with karaoke when surrounded by drag queens.
}>
}
}The Daybreak Bar on El Camino, RJ? Didja know they're moving to castro
}street in mountain view?
ARE they, now?!? Ghod, I haven't gone to Sherrieoke in ages....
(Yes, folks, that's how they bill it. Sherrie is the hostess, and got
that particular moniker pinned on her when I was a regular.)
Kirsten
having more and more difficulty fighting down the "I NEED to sing"
urge
--
Kirsten M. Berry -- ksha...@mindspring.com -- K`shandra on IRC
http://www.mindspring.com/~kshandra/
"Expect the best. Expect the worst. Expect a f*cking miracle.
It's always Anything Can Happen Day." -Pamela Des Barres
Miche
<ze...@shadofax.gen.nz> wrote:
> Ok - with all this mention of Jaunting place to place I have this wonderful
> image of mentally controlled teleportation a la "The Tomorrow People" an SF
> tv show I used to love watching as a kid in the 70's. I think it was a UK
> show - not sure if it made it to the US.
Ooh! OOOH!!! Someone else who remembers The Tomorrow People! I _loved_
that show!
> In The Tomorrow People the characters were what they called "Homo Superior"
> with ESP and telepathy and telekinetics and they used these cool belts to
> help them control their "jaunting" from place to place. They also had this
> cool computer called Tim (I think) who was quite impressive to a 6 yo :)
<grin> A typical Beeb Beeb Ceeb computer -- a collection of coloured
lights and a plummy accent.
ElissaAnn
<ksha...@mindspring.com> writes:
>On Fri, 25 May 2001 11:36:25 -0700, J. Jasper wrote:
>
>}tomboy ISO tea party wrote:
>}>
>}> RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
>}>
>}> > }I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
>}> >
>}> > How would you deal with karaoke?
>}>
>}> I deal best with karaoke when surrounded by drag queens.
>}>
>}
>}The Daybreak Bar on El Camino, RJ? Didja know they're moving to castro
>}street in mountain view?
>
>ARE they, now?!? Ghod, I haven't gone to Sherrieoke in ages....
>(Yes, folks, that's how they bill it. Sherrie is the hostess, and got
>that particular moniker pinned on her when I was a regular.)
>
>Kirsten
>having more and more difficulty fighting down the "I NEED to sing"
>urge
Don't fight it. You could hurt yourself fighting it.
Elissa
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RJ
}On Fri, 25 May 2001 11:36:25 -0700, J. Jasper wrote:
}
}}tomboy ISO tea party wrote:
}}>
}}> RJ <ar...@rahul.net> wrote:
}}>
}}> > }I arrive in SFO in one week, almost to the minute.
}}> >
}}> > How would you deal with karaoke?
}}>
}}> I deal best with karaoke when surrounded by drag queens.
}}>
}}
}}The Daybreak Bar on El Camino, RJ? Didja know they're moving to castro
}}street in mountain view?
Either I missed Josh's message or it never hit my newsreader, so I'm
glad for your follow, Kirsten.
}ARE they, now?!? Ghod, I haven't gone to Sherrieoke in ages....
}(Yes, folks, that's how they bill it. Sherrie is the hostess, and got
}that particular moniker pinned on her when I was a regular.)
Okay, if someone can get me days and times when they are doing
Karaoke, I'll probably come out of my hermit's hut and try to
organize an outing.
RJ
Who after a month of a lot of swell people is about to become an
isolationist of sorts.
tomboy ISO tea party
> On Tue, 29 May 2001, Kirsten M. Berry wrote:
>
> }On Fri, 25 May 2001 11:36:25 -0700, J. Jasper wrote:
> }
> }}The Daybreak Bar on El Camino, RJ? Didja know they're moving to castro
> }}street in mountain view?
> }
> }ARE they, now?!? Ghod, I haven't gone to Sherrieoke in ages....
> }(Yes, folks, that's how they bill it. Sherrie is the hostess, and got
> }that particular moniker pinned on her when I was a regular.)
>
> Okay, if someone can get me days and times when they are doing
> Karaoke, I'll probably come out of my hermit's hut and try to
> organize an outing.
>
> RJ
> Who after a month of a lot of swell people is about to become an
> isolationist of sorts.
No rush; it'll take me a while to get settled in enough to be doing
socializing-type things. I won't be tapping on your shell before late
June or July at least.
Romanadvoratrelundar
>
> Ok - with all this mention of Jaunting place to place I have this wonderful
> image of mentally controlled teleportation a la "The Tomorrow People" an SF
> tv show I used to love watching as a kid in the 70's. I think it was a UK
> show - not sure if it made it to the US.
>
> In The Tomorrow People the characters were what they called "Homo Superior"
> with ESP and telepathy and telekinetics and they used these cool belts to
> help them control their "jaunting" from place to place. They also had this
> cool computer called Tim (I think) who was quite impressive to a 6 yo :)
Did they steal that from Bester, or was it someone else?
Kylee,
experiencing minor problems
with the mental card catalog
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Sandra
drinking the blood red wine, and cried:
>PapaBear <ze...@shadofax.gen.nz> wrote in <C9GQ6.140$jf7....@news.xtra.co.nz>:
>>
>> Ok - with all this mention of Jaunting place to place I have this wonderful
>> image of mentally controlled teleportation a la "The Tomorrow People" an SF
>> tv show I used to love watching as a kid in the 70's. I think it was a UK
>> show - not sure if it made it to the US.
>>
>> In The Tomorrow People the characters were what they called "Homo Superior"
>> with ESP and telepathy and telekinetics and they used these cool belts to
>> help them control their "jaunting" from place to place. They also had this
>> cool computer called Tim (I think) who was quite impressive to a 6 yo :)
>
>Did they steal that from Bester, or was it someone else?
Yup, and they didn't (IIRC) give him any credit like Bab5 did.
Sandra
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Jim Roberts
Sandra wrote:
> Romanadvoratrelundar <sky...@drizzle.com> sat in Dunfermline town,
> drinking the blood red wine, and cried:
and coming on the wine-dark sea in the black ships?
jimbat
Ann Burlingham
> Janet Hardy wrote:
> > Cheryl Trooskin wrote:
> >
> > > Today's Favorite Reason for Poly: At least *one* of my sweeties'll
> > > listen to showtunes with me...
> > *None* of my sweeties will listen to showtunes with me. Not even my kids
> > will, unless I bribe 'em (although they make an exception for Sweeney Todd).
Although the list of "Really Stupid Songs Which Shouldn't Have
Seen the Lights of Broadway" wouldn't be a short one, either.
(Anyone?)
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We don't have the luxury of privacy. - Adam Cogen Wick
Jim Roberts
Ann Burlingham wrote:
> Jim Roberts wrote:
> > Janet Hardy wrote:
> > > Cheryl Trooskin wrote:
> > >
> > > > Today's Favorite Reason for Poly: At least *one* of my sweeties'll
> > > > listen to showtunes with me...
> > > *None* of my sweeties will listen to showtunes with me. Not even my kids
> > > will, unless I bribe 'em (although they make an exception for Sweeney Todd).
> > I'd do that without being your sweetie, as so many of them stir the soul.
>
> Although the list of "Really Stupid Songs Which Shouldn't Have
> Seen the Lights of Broadway" wouldn't be a short one, either.
>
> (Anyone?)
>
I'm tempted, but I mustn't dare, or I might be punished.
jimbat
Pixel
>
> On Wed, 23 May 2001 16:22:28 GMT, Cheryl Trooskin <s...@byz.org> warbled:
>
> : On Tue, 22 May 2001 01:15:30 GMT, in <S4jO6.20197$iC1.7...@news6.giganews.com>
> : , Tad 'Baxil' Ramspott <ddr...@ecis.ecis.com> wrote:
> :> I'm laughing just as hard, but the reason it's painful in my case
> :>is quite different: I've never actually heard the original song, only the
> :>remix where the "Slim Shady" lyrics are dubbed over Enya's "Orinoco Flow."
> :>It's well-done, and hilarious, but brutally wrong.
>
> : This song is known around my house -- or at least when I'm around -- as
> : "the worst of both worlds."
>
>
> "i wanna wanna wanna wanna be an animal!"
>
> spice girls "wanna be" versus nin "closer to god".
"How about the punk version of Celine Dion's 'I will go on'(the Titanic
song) done by Switchblade Kittens. Complete with a spoken word coouple
sentence summation of the plot of the moive stuck in the middle.
<paraphrased due to a bad memory>
'Hi I'm a jobless high-plains drifter, who likes to draw.. naked women. Do
you want to sleep with me?'
"Are you kidding? I'm a rich socialite virgin who's engaged to be married.
'Course I will!"
And the toilet flush at the end of the song doesn't hurt either."
Pixel
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serene - Sandra Vannoy
<an...@concentric.net> writes:
>Although the list of "Really Stupid Songs Which Shouldn't Have
>Seen the Lights of Broadway" wouldn't be a short one, either.
>
>(Anyone?)
I'm a total showtunes slut. I can't think of one I don't like. I'm sure
someone will come along and provide a few examples, but at the
moment, I'm just enjoying all the good ones running through my
head.
serene
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Stef Maruch
>Switchblade Kittens
I just had to see that again.
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Pixel
>
> In article <3B14773D...@blert.net>, Pixel <pi...@blert.net> wrote:
>
> >Switchblade Kittens
>
> I just had to see that again.
http://www.switchbladekittens.com/
"You can see it lots more." :)
Xiphias Gladius
> Stef Maruch wrote:
>>
>> In article <3B14773D...@blert.net>, Pixel <pi...@blert.net> wrote:
>>
>> >Switchblade Kittens
>>
>> I just had to see that again.
> http://www.switchbladekittens.com/
Thank you. I just downloaded one of their MP3s. . .
Aahz Maruch
Ann Burlingham <an...@concentric.net> wrote:
>Aahz Maruch wrote:
>>
>> <grin> You say potayto, I say potahto. I had a hunch you'd be an
>> Astaire-over-Kelly type, but I'm the reverse.
>
>Graceful dancing made by incredible skill to look effortless over "I
>may be dancing, but I'm no *sissy*" posturing? Yes, I'll take Astaire.
<shrug> It's a stylistic difference. I prefer vio-flicks to
tearjerkers, too.
>>(I mainly mentioned _Kiss Me Kate_ because I'm in total lust over Ann
>>Miller, aside from the earlier cross-thread reference.)
>
>She can belt them out, but she's too brassy and unsubtle to capture my
>interest long.
Who said anything about *listening* to Ann Miller?
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in her makeup." --Brenda Clough
Elizabethan protean jest
"Ann Burlingham" <an...@concentric.net> wrote in message
news:3B1453C6...@concentric.net...
> Jim Roberts wrote:
> > Janet Hardy wrote:
> > > Cheryl Trooskin wrote:
> > >
> > > > Today's Favorite Reason for Poly: At least *one* of my sweeties'll
> > > > listen to showtunes with me...
> > > *None* of my sweeties will listen to showtunes with me. Not even my
kids
> > > will, unless I bribe 'em (although they make an exception for Sweeney
Todd).
> > I'd do that without being your sweetie, as so many of them stir the
soul.
>
> Although the list of "Really Stupid Songs Which Shouldn't Have
> Seen the Lights of Broadway" wouldn't be a short one, either.
>
> (Anyone?)
"When It's Cactus Time in Arizona" (Girl Crazy).
Yes, it does have a certain camp appeal, but *really*.
And certain excesses of Andrew Lloyd Webber, though I have currently blotted
their titles from my memory.
Jane,
so I only read Usenet once a month. so sue me.
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Aahz Maruch
Elizabethan protean jest <ja...@luxumbradei.com> wrote:
>
>Jane,
>so I only read Usenet once a month. so sue me.
Speaking of which, anyone know where Sue went?
Olive Crony
>Speaking of which, anyone know where Sue went?
The wilds of northern New Jersey, last I saw.
Or did you mean a different Sue?
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Aahz Maruch
>aa...@panix.com (Aahz Maruch), in article <9f9cf3$kiq$1...@panix6.panix.com>, dixit:
>>
>>Speaking of which, anyone know where Sue went?
>
>The wilds of northern New Jersey, last I saw.
>Or did you mean a different Sue?
Dunno. I'm talking about the Sue who was at AP7.
serene - Sandra Vannoy
writes:
>In article <99143279...@dns2.serv.net>,
>Elizabethan protean jest <ja...@luxumbradei.com> wrote:
>>
>>Jane,
>>so I only read Usenet once a month. so sue me.
Speaking only for myself and my squirrels, we'll take what we can
get. (Translation: *bounce*! Jane's here!)
>
>Speaking of which, anyone know where Sue went?
New Jersey. No, really.
Last time she called, she was heading off on business travel. I expect
to hear from her soon.
serene
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