God is Crazy
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
him. Even my wisdom based on the laws of nature is small before the
knowledge required to create everything. Why he made the mosquitoes
when Adam and Eve were naked?
Christians don't even try to make sense out of it, so that's how deep
it is. They are told to pray and wait for Armageddon, which is the
ultimate madness to be created by God.
Amen.
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His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher a écrit :
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> > And the reason is that the creation of the Universe was too much for
> > him. Even my wisdom based on the laws of nature is small before the
> > knowledge required to create everything. Why he made the mosquitoes
> > when Adam and Eve were naked?
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> > Christians don't even try to make sense out of it, so that's how deep
> > it is. They are told to pray and wait for Armageddon, which is the
> > ultimate madness to be created by God.
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> > Amen.
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> universe. It happened to be full of fail (because it was primarily made
> of fail and WTF, that's why), so God went on Prozac and since then the
> world's been a complete mess.
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> --
> The imagination is not a State: it is the Human existence itself."
> William Blake
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Well, that makes sense. But the reason why he was depressed is that
he's been ALONE FOREVER before he created the Universe.
As anyone would imagine that's terribly depressing. I'm surprised he
didn't make a goddess for himself instead of Satan.
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher a écrit :
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> > On Jun 12, 2:01 am, RVG<not.h...@themoment.org.invalid> wrote:
> >> His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher a écrit :
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> >>> And the reason is that the creation of the Universe was too much for
> >>> him. Even my wisdom based on the laws of nature is small before the
> >>> knowledge required to create everything. Why he made the mosquitoes
> >>> when Adam and Eve were naked?
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> >>> Christians don't even try to make sense out of it, so that's how deep
> >>> it is. They are told to pray and wait for Armageddon, which is the
> >>> ultimate madness to be created by God.
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> >>> Amen.
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> >> God is depressed: one day he got the velleity to make a sort of
> >> universe. It happened to be full of fail (because it was primarily made
> >> of fail and WTF, that's why), so God went on Prozac and since then the
> >> world's been a complete mess.
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> > he's been ALONE FOREVER before he created the Universe.
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> > As anyone would imagine that's terribly depressing. I'm surprised he
> > didn't make a goddess for himself instead of Satan.
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> days ranting and moaning while He was just trying to listen to some good
> jazz).
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> More fail => more WTF => oceans of Prozac.
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> So God's last word was "FUCK!", as reported by His last prophet Stanley
> Kubrick at the very end of his last prophecy.
Yeah, I had a wife like that too. When we got married she thought he
owned me and this spelled rebellion.
This Satan-wife fits the profile of the male chauvinists who wrote the
Bible and I'm perfectly OK with it. Or maybe Satan was one of those
"HE-SHE'S" you see around...
http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/Dr_Frank-N-Furter.jpg
If Satan were a pervert that's the worst accusation we'd have against
him, lacking other charges. Do we have any charges against Satan? Did
he start a war for no good reason or something?
His Highness the TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher
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> > Why he made the mosquitoes
> > when Adam and Eve were naked?
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> If you read the bible intensly, you will find that by him watching that
> couple jump every time a mozzy bit them, he developed the mechanism to
> create the monkey. He did things in steps over 40 days and nights. He never
> slept. Some scholars suspect that the lack of sleep caused the faulty design
> of the world, especially in the design of christianity. Some scholars
> believe he could not sleep due to his excessive use of marijuana.
> Others again are of the understanding that Adams dick was created be a
> mosquito bite. Eve was so pissed off by his rather inadequate dick that she
> ran off with the snake!
Another version says the snake spoke this way, "Eve, I'm cold and I
need a cave to stay warm!" And Eve, innocently, let the snake into the
only place it was nice and warm.
Of course, God though of this as a perversion and doomed humanity.
> There is a school of thought that believe Eve tried to sew the snake onto
> Adam thereby creating his dick. God saw this and was pleased. "Ho-Ho-Ho" he
> laughed jovially. That is how Santa Clause came about. Without this taking
> place there would be no christmas, the little kids would get no presents,
> nobody would be buying christmas presents, the shops and factories would
> close down. Everybody would be out of work, and so it would have gone on.
> So, it was very clever of god to create the mosquito when Adam and Eve were
> naked, by doing that he has saved so many jobs!
Yeah, Santa gives jobs to millions of Chinese and store clerks...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypgs2s3lEzs
Thank God for that. ;)