The Bible makes you Happy and Powerless
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
makes you powerless. Then you rely totally on your mundane leaders who
tell you what to do or who to vote for.
All in all, it could be a happy if hapless life.
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"Happiness is a ripe banana," says the monkey.
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> If ignorance is bliss, then the Bible makes you happy. But it also
> makes you powerless. Then you rely totally on your mundane leaders who
> tell you what to do or who to vote for.
>
> All in all, it could be a happy if hapless life.
>
Troll Monkeys die horrible deaths.
TheTibetanMonkey
> "TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> news:e49dab6e-898e-4f09...@c34g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
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> > If ignorance is bliss, then the Bible makes you happy. But it also
> > makes you powerless. Then you rely totally on your mundane leaders who
> > tell you what to do or who to vote for.
>
> > All in all, it could be a happy if hapless life.
>
> Troll Monkeys die horrible deaths.
Is that a threat?
People who read the Bible also become violent.
whistler
in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> If ignorance is bliss, then Peeing up ones own nose is Heaven
>
> Happiness is a hard banana, in the wrong end
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> http://webspammner.com/users/BANANA'B'S
monkeys looking for answers and spiritual paths.-
Well have a drink then, It's 5 o clock somewhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiZpOPRzFo
TheTibetanMonkey
TibetanMonks don't drink.
whistler
wrote:
> On Dec 24, 10:08 am, whistler <azwhist...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > If ignorance is bliss, then Peeing up ones own nose is Heaven
>
> > > Happiness is a hard banana, in the wrong end
>
TibetanMonks are plagued by $hit-flinging Tibetan Monkeys who pee up
their own noses.
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey" <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Fact, thought you knew, too bad.
>People who read the Bible also become violent.
replace "Bible" with "Health Care Bill"
TheTibetanMonkey
> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Are you actually trying to make sense out of it? The simple one was
the Single Payer and the Christians opposed it.
jonnie
On Dec 24, 10:26 am, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 24, 9:42 am, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
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> > "TheTibetanMonkey
> > showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
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> >news:e49dab6e-898e-4f09...@c34g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
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> > > If ignorance is bliss, then the Bible makes you happy. But it also
> > > makes you powerless. Then you rely totally on your mundane leaders who
> > > tell you what to do or who to vote for.
>
> >> > All in all, it could be a happy if hapless life.
>
> >> Troll Monkeys die horrible deaths.
>
> >Is that a threat?
>
>> Fact, thought you knew, too bad.
>>
>> >People who read the Bible also become violent.
>>
>> replace "Bible" with "Health Care Bill"
>Are you actually trying to make sense out of it? The simple one was
>the Single Payer and the Christians opposed it.
wrong link;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mWgAdMxL20
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 24, 10:26 am, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
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> > "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> >news:6e61f325-3a25-4058...@d10g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> > On Dec 24, 9:42 am, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
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> > > "TheTibetanMonkey
> > > showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
> > > wrote in message
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> > >news:e49dab6e-898e-4f09...@c34g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
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> > > > If ignorance is bliss, then the Bible makes you happy. But it also
> > > > makes you powerless. Then you rely totally on your mundane leaders who
> > > > tell you what to do or who to vote for.
>
> > >> > All in all, it could be a happy if hapless life.
>
> > >> Troll Monkeys die horrible deaths.
>
> > >Is that a threat?
>
> >> Fact, thought you knew, too bad.
>
> >> >People who read the Bible also become violent.
>
> >> replace "Bible" with "Health Care Bill"
> >Are you actually trying to make sense out of it? The simple one was
> >the Single Payer and the Christians opposed it.
>
> wrong link;
>
>
> - Show quoted text -
I will making a VOW OF SILENCE when the Christians surrender to the
true path.
TheTibetanMonkey
> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 24, 10:26 am, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
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> > "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> >news:6e61f325-3a25-4058...@d10g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
> > On Dec 24, 9:42 am, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
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> > > "TheTibetanMonkey
> > > showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
> > > wrote in message
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> > >news:e49dab6e-898e-4f09...@c34g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
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> > > > If ignorance is bliss, then the Bible makes you happy. But it also
> > > > makes you powerless. Then you rely totally on your mundane leaders who
> > > > tell you what to do or who to vote for.
>
> > >> > All in all, it could be a happy if hapless life.
>
> > >> Troll Monkeys die horrible deaths.
>
> > >Is that a threat?
>
> >> Fact, thought you knew, too bad.
>
> >> >People who read the Bible also become violent.
>
> >> replace "Bible" with "Health Care Bill"
> >Are you actually trying to make sense out of it? The simple one was
> >the Single Payer and the Christians opposed it.
>
> wrong link;
Earle Jones
<e49dab6e-898e-4f09...@c34g2000yqn.googlegroups.com>,
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> If ignorance is bliss, then the Bible makes you happy. But it also
> makes you powerless. Then you rely totally on your mundane leaders who
> tell you what to do or who to vote for.
*
What faith and religion gives a person is not happiness, but certainty.
If it requires certainty for your happiness, then you will be happy.
Faith answers all questions.
Science, on the other hand, gives no certainty at all. In fact, it
could be said that science creates more questions than it answers.
Every scientific discovery opens up the opportunity for further search.
If you can be happy with uncertainty and committed to the search for
knowledge, then science can make you happy.
Science observes, and then attempts to explain the observation. Rarely
does science 'prove' anything. 'Proof' exists in some mathematical and
logical structures.
Me, I am very happy without certainty.
earle
*
"For those who need the amniotic warmth of certainty,
dogma is the proper womb."
--Ray Ginger, 'Six Days or Forever' 1958
(the story of the Scopes trial)
TheTibetanMonkey
> In article
> <e49dab6e-898e-4f09-a194-cbcb34ce2...@c34g2000yqn.googlegroups.com>,
> TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
>
> <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > If ignorance is bliss, then the Bible makes you happy. But it also
> > makes you powerless. Then you rely totally on your mundane leaders who
> > tell you what to do or who to vote for.
>
> *
> What faith and religion gives a person is not happiness, but certainty.
>
> If it requires certainty for your happiness, then you will be happy.
>
> Faith answers all questions.
>
> Science, on the other hand, gives no certainty at all. In fact, it
> could be said that science creates more questions than it answers.
> Every scientific discovery opens up the opportunity for further search.
> If you can be happy with uncertainty and committed to the search for
> knowledge, then science can make you happy.
>
> Science observes, and then attempts to explain the observation. Rarely
> does science 'prove' anything. 'Proof' exists in some mathematical and
> logical structures.
>
> Me, I am very happy without certainty.
The uncertain future of the planet makes me unhappy, but Christians
don't worry about such things.
But other stuff that makes ME happy (like a full moon) they never
enjoy.