Bible Law vs. Brick Law
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
confused by the Bible...
And remember, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass!"
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/
"Ever performed a magic trick for your friends? Committed adultery?
Worshipped an idol? Are you cowardly? How about filthy? Have you ever
told a lie? If so, bad news. You are going to be ceaselessly tortured
for all eternity.
Good news, though, if you are a male Jewish virgin. A lucky 144,000 of
you are going to get to live on the New Improved Earth with Yahweh.
Sound fun? Did I mention the whole place is made out of gold? And has
good water and 12 kinds of fruit all year round? Pretty sweet, huh?
Plus, there will be no crying, no pain, and no death. And everybody
gets a cool tattoo of Yahweh's name on their forehead and worships
Yahweh to his face!
But guess what? No chicks. And no being sad about your loved ones
being eternally roasted in flames while you bask in Yahweh's glow."
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"In the jungle you use your common sense as well as judge the rights
of other species before you accept a moral code"
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
Now I'm up there with the masters, the Tibetan Monks, to learn about
the ways to enlightenment as well as to show my own jungle wisdom...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.religion.buddhism.tibetan/topics?msg=subscribe&hl=en
whistler
perfidy <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I guess you better use your best common sense before you get mentally
> confused by the Bible...
>
>
> http://webspammner.com/user/looser/abuser
DOH!
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
Christians would be better if they leaned from the Tibetan Monks. So
learn something, and at least learn how to enjoy love by reading the
thread on Tantra.
Your sexual repression is completely out of place there. I'm telling
you the way to enlightenment in the jungle. NEVER GO IN THE JUNGLE
WITHOUT A BANANA!
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
whistler
in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I guess you better use your best common sense before you get mentally
> confused by the Bible...
>
> "Ever performed a magic trick for your friends? Committed to adultery?
> Worshipped an idol? (Billy) (beer)///???
>. You are going to be ceaselessly tortured
> for all eternity.
>
> Good news, though, if you are a male Jewish virgin. A lucky 144,000 of
> you are going to get to live on the New Improved Earth with Yahweh.
>
> being eternally roasted in flames while you bask in Yahweh's glow."
>
" you have NO common sense as well as judgement; the rights
of other species aren't part of your paradigm"
TheTibetanMonkey
>
> " you have NO common sense as well as judgement; the rights
> of other species aren't part of your paradigm"-
Only when you surrender.
Actually I think the Christians are fine if confined to their homes,
and not be allowed to run the show.
whistler
wrote:
> On Dec 21, 4:02 pm, whistler <azwhist...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > " you have NO common sense as well as judgement; the rights
> > of other species aren't part of your paradigm"-
>
> Only when you surrender.
>
$#it-flinging Monkey-Boy has spoken !!!
whistler
>
> > " you have NO common sense as well as judgement; the rights
> > of other species aren't part of your paradigm"-
>
> Only when you surrender.
>
> Actually I think the Christians are fine if confined to their homes,
$#it-flinging Monkey-Boy Keeps on flapping his gums
TheTibetanMonkey
Yeah, I don't know about brick, but you sure are stone faced. Who let
the sheep out?
Earle Jones
<ed40b602-fb1d-4ef0...@m3g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
whistler <azwhi...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Dec 21, 4:10�pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
> > On Dec 21, 4:02 pm, whistler <azwhist...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > �" you have NO common sense as well as judgement; the rights
> > > �of other species aren't part of your paradigm"-
> >
> > Only when you surrender.
> >
> > Actually I think the Christians are fine if confined to their homes...
*
As they say, "Religion is all right, as long as it is practiced behind
closed doors by consenting adults."
earle
*
TheTibetanMonkey
> *
> As they say, "Religion is all right, as long as it is practiced behind
> closed doors by consenting adults."
>
> earle
> *
Good. To bring it out is immoral to the general public.
Like you say, indoors they can preach in whatever position. ;)