Could it be that dogs can sniff out God?
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
tsunamies, earthquakes, cancer, etc.
So it is that dogs seem to start barking in the middle of the night
without apparent reason, and the obvious suspect is God or some sort
of spirit. That's something that has evaded the Christians for a long
time, so this extrasensorial capacity of dogs could really
revolutionize the immaterial world...
I smell something funny.
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If you ask a dog, "Where's God?" he clearly says, "Woof, woof, woof,"
and wiggles his tail.
http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote
Larry
Enterprises" <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:215bf451-2a1f-4914...@r5g2000yqb.googlegroups.com:
> You know so many paranormal phenomena that animals seem to sense...
> tsunamies, earthquakes, cancer, etc.
>
> So it is that dogs seem to start barking in the middle of the night
> without apparent reason, and the obvious suspect is God or some sort
> of spirit. That's something that has evaded the Christians for a long
> time, so this extrasensorial capacity of dogs could really
> revolutionize the immaterial world...
>
> I smell something funny.
>
....or he could be scenting out some other dog up the street farting into
the night.....which is less superstitious, but, probably, much closer to
reality....(c;]
--
Larry
Yap
& Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> You know so many paranormal phenomena that animals seem to sense...
> tsunamies, earthquakes, cancer, etc.
>
> So it is that dogs seem to start barking in the middle of the night
> without apparent reason, and the obvious suspect is God or some sort
> of spirit. That's something that has evaded the Christians for a long
> time, so this extrasensorial capacity of dogs could really
> revolutionize the immaterial world...
>
> I smell something funny.
>
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MarkA
Could it be that God IS a dog??? Have you ever noticed what "God" spelled
backwards is?
--
MarkA
Keeper of the Butter Dish of Balshazar
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> On Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:34:13 -0800, His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of
> the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > You know so many paranormal phenomena that animals seem to sense...
> > tsunamies, earthquakes, cancer, etc.
>
> > So it is that dogs seem to start barking in the middle of the night
> > without apparent reason, and the obvious suspect is God or some sort
> > of spirit. That's something that has evaded the Christians for a long
> > time, so this extrasensorial capacity of dogs could really
> > revolutionize the immaterial world...
>
> > I smell something funny.
>
>
> > If you ask a dog, "Where's God?" he clearly says, "Woof, woof, woof,"
> > and wiggles his tail.
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote
>
> Could it be that God IS a dog??? Have you ever noticed what "God" spelled
> backwards is?
Wow, that's the Code I was looking for. Da Vinci code always seemed
flimsy to me, here we can get to work on for a bestseller.
Get the hint? Man's best friend is the dog, which is God spelled
backwards!
So now we can make claims like, "Go right ahead and pet God." Or
"Clean the poop after God. It's the law!"
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> On Nov 9, 2:34 pm, "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I
> & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > You know so many paranormal phenomena that animals seem to sense...
> > tsunamies, earthquakes, cancer, etc.
>
> > So it is that dogs seem to start barking in the middle of the night
> > without apparent reason, and the obvious suspect is God or some sort
> > of spirit. That's something that has evaded the Christians for a long
> > time, so this extrasensorial capacity of dogs could really
> > revolutionize the immaterial world...
>
> > I smell something funny.
> So, you are a dog?
No, I find something intriguing about the whole thing. Extrasensory
communication mixed with religion of the highest order.
Or perhas the dog simply smells extraterrestrials.
Uncle Vic
Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandan...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
> You know so many paranormal phenomena that animals seem to sense...
> tsunamies, earthquakes, cancer, etc.
These are normal phenomena.
>
> So it is that dogs seem to start barking in the middle of the night
> without apparent reason, and the obvious suspect is God or some sort
> of spirit.
Nope, that's not obvious at all.
> That's something that has evaded the Christians for a long
> time, so this extrasensorial capacity of dogs could really
> revolutionize the immaterial world...
>
> I smell something funny.
Maybe your dog shit in your shoe again.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
your face when you push them down the stairs.
rainbowcry...@yahoo.com
> One fine day in alt.atheism, "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the
> wrote:
>
> > You know so many paranormal phenomena that animals seem to sense...
> > tsunamies, earthquakes, cancer, etc.
>
> These are normal phenomena.
>
>
>
> > So it is that dogs seem to start barking in the middle of the night
> > without apparent reason, and the obvious suspect is God or some sort
> > of spirit.
>
> Nope, that's not obvious at all.
>
> > That's something that has evaded the Christians for a long
> > time, so this extrasensorial capacity of dogs could really
> > revolutionize the immaterial world...
>
> > I smell something funny.
>
> Maybe your dog shit in your shoe again.
>
> --
> Uncle Vic
> aa Atheist #2011
> Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
> your face when you push them down the stairs.
wow... you guys are really deep thinkers ....havey ou ever thought
about trimming your headers and not crossposting to groups that have
no interests in your drivel...???????
MarkA
When God takes a dump, it literally stinks to high Heaven!
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> One fine day in alt.atheism, "His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the
> wrote:
>
> > You know so many paranormal phenomena that animals seem to sense...
> > tsunamies, earthquakes, cancer, etc.
>
> These are normal phenomena.
That they sense it is beyond science. The animals sense the tsunami,
etc,is all paranormal. I think.
>
>
>
> > So it is that dogs seem to start barking in the middle of the night
> > without apparent reason, and the obvious suspect is God or some sort
> > of spirit.
>
> Nope, that's not obvious at all.
>
> > That's something that has evaded the Christians for a long
> > time, so this extrasensorial capacity of dogs could really
> > revolutionize the immaterial world...
>
> > I smell something funny.
>
> Maybe your dog shit in your shoe again.
Yeah, that's the obvious choice.
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
>
> - Show quoted text -
How we know who's who. Just let it out for the world to know like the
newspapers.
I really don't care for newspapers.
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
>
> - Show quoted text -
If he didn't, this wouldn't be such a piece of shit.
Smiler
You have just proven that, to a dog at least, god is shit.
--
Smiler
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer
Uncle Vic
<rainbowcry...@yahoo.com> wrote:
I'm just doing like you did.
Uncle Vic
wrote:
>> > You know so many paranormal phenomena that animals seem to sense...
>> > tsunamies, earthquakes, cancer, etc.
>>
>> These are normal phenomena.
>
> That they sense it is beyond science. The animals sense the tsunami,
> etc,is all paranormal. I think.
I'm sure there's an explanation for it. We just haven't found it yet. And
when we do, we'll be able to improve it - maybe to the point where we can
devise advance warning systems to get people out of harm's way.
Jimbo
& Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> You know so many paranormal phenomena that animals seem to sense...
> tsunamies, earthquakes, cancer, etc.
>
> So it is that dogs seem to start barking in the middle of the night
> without apparent reason, and the obvious suspect is God or some sort
> of spirit. That's something that has evaded the Christians for a long
> time, so this extrasensorial capacity of dogs could really
> revolutionize the immaterial world...
>
> I smell something funny.
>
>
> If you ask a dog, "Where's God?" he clearly says, "Woof, woof, woof,"
> and wiggles his tail.
>
> http://webspawner.com/users/donquijote
Little bastard probably thinks "god" is a type of food.
His Majesty Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
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> - Show quoted text -
Not even a dog would think we are that stupid to believe in gods.