Wise quotes, wisecracks and other enlightened thoughts
TheTibetanMonkey
on my "resume" of quotations that will help other people follow the
way without bothering to think. For example, here the Dalai Lama
reveals his wiseness...
"If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm
them."
I don't think that's his best thought, but I'm sure you get the point.
Here's one thought for my resume:
"As you progress in the jungle the hyenas will try to bite you."
I know it sounds a little like the fortune cookies, but hey, they
sometimes have it right too!
Anyway feel free to share your wise thought, wisecrack, whatever that
may help others see the light.
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"Don't be afraid of the tiger when he's on a full stomach"
whistler
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Just post to as many groups as you want only post to them all
individually instead of deliberately irritating all by crossposting.
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey" <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> As I follow the path of the masters toward enlightenment,
you got losted in Monkey Business.
TheTibetanMonkey
> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > As I follow the path of the masters toward enlightenment,
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> you got losted in Monkey Business.
Are you going to nag me just as I nag the Christians?
whistler
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Peeing up your own nose again, MonkeyBoy.??
TheTibetanMonkey
My words are wise: THE HYENAS WILL BITE YOU!
whistler
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> > Peeing up your own nose again, MonkeyBoy.??
Well have a drink then, It's 5 o clock somewhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiZpOPRzFo
TheTibetanMonkey
The Christians are a pest in the jungle.
jonnie
you are nag, old nag, with weird sick monkey Butt complex - God made you a
gay little monkey
TheTibetanMonkey
> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 24, 9:43 am, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
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> > "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> >> > As I follow the path of the masters toward enlightenment,
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> >> you got losted in Monkey Business.
> >Are you going to nag me just as I nag the Christians?
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> you are nag, old nag, with weird sick monkey Butt complex - God made you a
> gay little monkey
There you go again with gays and god. That was another mistake by god,
right?
But I may not bother about the low of forms of life in the jungle
anymore.
jonnie
I am your God. You may Worship Me now.
>But I may not bother about the low of forms of life in the jungle
>anymore.
yes, you are more involved in looking for something to shove up your
monkey-butt
TheTibetanMonkey
> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 24, 10:28 am, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
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> > "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > On Dec 24, 9:43 am, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
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> > > "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > >news:69876a3a-b73f-4370...@r24g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
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> > >> > As I follow the path of the masters toward enlightenment,
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> >> >> you got losted in Monkey Business.
> >> >Are you going to nag me just as I nag the Christians?
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> >> you are nag, old nag, with weird sick monkey Butt complex - God made you
> >> a
> >> gay little monkey
> >There you go again with gays and god. That was another mistake by god,
> >right?
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> I am your God. You may Worship Me now.
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> >But I may not bother about the low of forms of life in the jungle
> >anymore.
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> yes, you are more involved in looking for something to shove up your
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I think you have to work on your sense of humor.
Are you a Gay/Nazi Hunter? C'mon, let people be. By the way, are you
aware that the Nazis went hunting for the gays?
'Himmler, who had once defended Roehm, assumed leadership of the SS
and, in the process, also assumed the role of ridding the movement and
Germany of homosexuals. In the wake of the Roehm execution, Hitler
ordered the registration of homosexuals and the Gestapo was charged
with the responsibility of creating dossiers on homosexuals and other
"asocials" in the Third Reich.'
http://frank.mtsu.edu/~baustin/homobg.html
Maybe you are a paid mercenary of the Christians.
bodhi
wrote:
A young monk visits his Master one day bleeding profusely from his
ear.
"What happened to your ear?" exclaims the Master.
"I bit myself," mumbles the monk.
"BIT YOURSELF??? How could that have happened?"
"I stood on a prayer stool," replied the monk
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namaste;
bodhi
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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I had a vision that monkeys are watching us and laughing...
Popeye
(in article
<69876a3a-b73f-4370...@r24g2000yqd.googlegroups.com>):
"Never piss into the wind."
plantenist
> On Thu, 24 Dec 2009 03:13:28 -0500, TheTibetanMonkey wrote
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doh ah, yeh, specially wen yoh iz allwayz drunk