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His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 8, 2013, 8:58:24 AM5/8/13
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I had a bad dream last night, call it a "revelation" if you will, but
it gave me a taste of life up there:
"You are blindfolded and an angel is tickling your feet with his/her
feathers. The blindfold is used so you don't know the sex of the
angel. It's supposed to be pure bliss."
Hey, this goes on forever, so you beg him/her to stop. And he/she
doesn't answer. I've never seen an angel so stupid. Then he/she straps
you to the bed and goes on...
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it gave me a taste of life up there:
"You are blindfolded and an angel is tickling your feet with his/her
feathers. The blindfold is used so you don't know the sex of the
angel. It's supposed to be pure bliss."
Hey, this goes on forever, so you beg him/her to stop. And he/she
doesn't answer. I've never seen an angel so stupid. Then he/she straps
you to the bed and goes on...
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His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 8, 2013, 7:50:48 PM5/8/13
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On May 8, 7:40 pm, "i2i" <boo...@netzero.net> wrote:
> "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" wrote in
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> On May 8, 4:19 pm, "i2i" <boo...@netzero.net> wrote:
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> > On May 8, 10:44 am, "i2i" <boo...@netzero.net> wrote:
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> > > "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" wrote in
> > > messagenews:bd833ee7-9679-44a2...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
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> > > one man's heaven can
> > > be another man's hell
> > >It's the sense of not having choices that worries me. Either Heaven or
> > >go to Hell.
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> > there's always limbo but then
> > you gotta learn how to dance.
> >Cha Cha or Tango?
> >It takes two to tango.
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> limbo. under the stick.
> you have to walk bent
> backwards and go under
> the stick without touching
> it or touching the ground
> with your hands.
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> why religions have deemed
> this as the only alternative
> to heaven or hell is beyond
> me.
By joining a religion there's a 1 in 100,000 chances of making it, but
then what. What is Heaven all about?
I've never seen a detailed description. Perhaps it's like Disney. The
Christian Right gets free admission.
> "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" wrote in
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> On May 8, 4:19 pm, "i2i" <boo...@netzero.net> wrote:
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> > "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" wrote in
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> > On May 8, 10:44 am, "i2i" <boo...@netzero.net> wrote:
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> > > "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher" wrote in
> > > messagenews:bd833ee7-9679-44a2...@z8g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
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> > > I had a bad dream last night, call it a "revelation" if you will, but
> > > it gave me a taste of life up there:
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> > > "You are blindfolded and an angel is tickling your feet with his/her
> > > feathers. The blindfold is used so you don't know the sex of the
> > > angel. It's supposed to be pure bliss."
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> > > Hey, this goes on forever, so you beg him/her to stop. And he/she
> > > doesn't answer. I've never seen an angel so stupid. Then he/she straps
> > > you to the bed and goes on...
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> > > I had a bad dream last night, call it a "revelation" if you will, but
> > > it gave me a taste of life up there:
>
> > > "You are blindfolded and an angel is tickling your feet with his/her
> > > feathers. The blindfold is used so you don't know the sex of the
> > > angel. It's supposed to be pure bliss."
>
> > > Hey, this goes on forever, so you beg him/her to stop. And he/she
> > > doesn't answer. I've never seen an angel so stupid. Then he/she straps
> > > you to the bed and goes on...
>
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> > > one man's heaven can
> > > be another man's hell
> > >It's the sense of not having choices that worries me. Either Heaven or
> > >go to Hell.
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> > there's always limbo but then
> > you gotta learn how to dance.
> >Cha Cha or Tango?
> >It takes two to tango.
>
> limbo. under the stick.
> you have to walk bent
> backwards and go under
> the stick without touching
> it or touching the ground
> with your hands.
>
> why religions have deemed
> this as the only alternative
> to heaven or hell is beyond
> me.
By joining a religion there's a 1 in 100,000 chances of making it, but
then what. What is Heaven all about?
I've never seen a detailed description. Perhaps it's like Disney. The
Christian Right gets free admission.
casey
May 8, 2013, 8:21:35 PM5/8/13
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On May 9, 9:50 am, "His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
Perhaps ask the experts?
http://www.godandscience.org/doctrine/heaven.html
http://www.godandscience.org/doctrine/heaven.html
Father Haskell
May 8, 2013, 8:34:15 PM5/8/13
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http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/04/heaven_and_hell.html
His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 8, 2013, 9:17:12 PM5/8/13
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similar to astronauts. No Sun means it's all dark. Perhaps it's found
many billion years from Earth. There are many suns to choose from. God
promises to populate the Universe with Christians. Yes, they can keep
having kids.
On May 8, 8:11 pm, Tim <8.tim.har...@gmail.com> wrote:
> hell reserved only for fuckers like bush who knows what he is waiting
> for and has seen enough to know it is true... else it is a game that
> if you bend into that bardo... you will be consumed...
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> Lucifer
Like I said, it takes two to tango. Heaven and Hell, God and Satan.
They have been dancing this tango forever...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TNzCiy8iaY
Maybe God and Satan are brothers. They can't defeat each other and
receive all the blame. It's all about PR. Even Big Oil and Big Tobacco
invest in PR.
His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 8, 2013, 9:24:54 PM5/8/13
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http://media.veryfunnypics.eu/2012/06/funny-picture-god-on-facebook.jpg
Father Haskell
May 8, 2013, 11:02:55 PM5/8/13
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On May 8, 9:17 pm, "His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
They need each other, like Batman and the Joker.
His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 9, 2013, 10:51:34 AM5/9/13
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On May 9, 5:47 am, Malcolm McMahon <malcolm.m...@googlemail.com>
wrote:
> On Wednesday, 8 May 2013 13:58:24 UTC+1, His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
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> You are doing your reasoning with a mind evolved to manage a life on Earth. Any state genuinely different is, therefore, literally beyond your imagination. Therefore the only _imaginable_ afterlife is re-incarnation. (Which, I believe, is still what the majority of believers in afterlives believe in).
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> It's therefore pointless to speculate about other possibilities, since other possibilities are probably beyond our powers of speculation, except it terms so abstract as to be meaningless.
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> Wait and see.
OK, say you become a cow and they milk you and they take you to the
slaughterhouse. Not a comforting thought. I have a comforting thought
that we become a star. It has plenty of energy to spare. When you
share with a woman in a Tantric way, isn't ENERGY the key element?
This very act above creates life and... (that's not a subject for
Philosophy 101).
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> On Wednesday, 8 May 2013 13:58:24 UTC+1, His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher wrote:
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> You are doing your reasoning with a mind evolved to manage a life on Earth. Any state genuinely different is, therefore, literally beyond your imagination. Therefore the only _imaginable_ afterlife is re-incarnation. (Which, I believe, is still what the majority of believers in afterlives believe in).
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> It's therefore pointless to speculate about other possibilities, since other possibilities are probably beyond our powers of speculation, except it terms so abstract as to be meaningless.
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> Wait and see.
OK, say you become a cow and they milk you and they take you to the
slaughterhouse. Not a comforting thought. I have a comforting thought
that we become a star. It has plenty of energy to spare. When you
share with a woman in a Tantric way, isn't ENERGY the key element?
This very act above creates life and... (that's not a subject for
Philosophy 101).
His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 9, 2013, 11:30:10 AM5/9/13
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On May 8, 8:49 pm, High Plains Thumper <h...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
> His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey wrote:
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> > TibetanMonkey wrote:
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> >> Hey, it's a place for the beautiful people [snip]
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> >> A picture of Paradise...
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> > IF THE ABOVE IS A PICTURE OF PARADISE, THIS IS A PICTURE OF HEAVEN:
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> No one has ever gone there are returned. Probably the closest thing in a
> secular sense would be:
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> Vengaboys- We're going to Ibiza
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zno2gtU7LaE
Going to Ibiza and eat pizza? Yeah, there's plenty of 7 Elevens in
Heaven. Diet Coke and everything.
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> 'But as Scripture says: "No eye has seen, no ear has heard, and no mind
> has imagined the things that God has prepared for those who love him."'
> 1 Corinthians 2:9 (God's Word version)
Sincerely, we don't have a clue. ;)
> His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey wrote:
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> > TibetanMonkey wrote:
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> >> Hey, it's a place for the beautiful people [snip]
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> >> A picture of Paradise...
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> > IF THE ABOVE IS A PICTURE OF PARADISE, THIS IS A PICTURE OF HEAVEN:
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> No one has ever gone there are returned. Probably the closest thing in a
> secular sense would be:
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> Vengaboys- We're going to Ibiza
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zno2gtU7LaE
Going to Ibiza and eat pizza? Yeah, there's plenty of 7 Elevens in
Heaven. Diet Coke and everything.
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> 'But as Scripture says: "No eye has seen, no ear has heard, and no mind
> has imagined the things that God has prepared for those who love him."'
> 1 Corinthians 2:9 (God's Word version)
Sincerely, we don't have a clue. ;)
His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 10, 2013, 8:38:58 AM5/10/13
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On May 9, 11:29 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
"There's 7 Eleven in Heaven and Taco Bell in Hell"
Yes, you may find some of the American diet Christians are familiar
with in Heaven --such as Diet Coke and chips-- but no meat. That's why
you have Taco Bell in Hell. God can not possible tolerate sacrificing
animals to feed people, and anyone who ever tried meat won't make it
to Heaven.
But Hell doesn't deserve all the bad reputation it's being getting.
Heaven, on the other hand, is just like a Gated Community, select and
boring.
<thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 8, 8:49 pm, High Plains Thumper <h...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
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> > His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey wrote:
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> > > TibetanMonkey wrote:
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> > >> Hey, it's a place for the beautiful people [snip]
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> > >> A picture of Paradise...
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> > > IF THE ABOVE IS A PICTURE OF PARADISE, THIS IS A PICTURE OF HEAVEN:
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> > No one has ever gone there are returned. Probably the closest thing in a
> > secular sense would be:
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> > Vengaboys- We're going to Ibiza
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> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zno2gtU7LaE
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> Going to Ibiza and eat pizza? Yeah, there's plenty of 7 Elevens in
> Heaven. Diet Coke and everything.
Here's a mnemonic trick to remember:
> On May 8, 8:49 pm, High Plains Thumper <h...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
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> > His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey wrote:
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> > >> Hey, it's a place for the beautiful people [snip]
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> > > IF THE ABOVE IS A PICTURE OF PARADISE, THIS IS A PICTURE OF HEAVEN:
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> > No one has ever gone there are returned. Probably the closest thing in a
> > secular sense would be:
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> > Vengaboys- We're going to Ibiza
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> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zno2gtU7LaE
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> Going to Ibiza and eat pizza? Yeah, there's plenty of 7 Elevens in
> Heaven. Diet Coke and everything.
"There's 7 Eleven in Heaven and Taco Bell in Hell"
Yes, you may find some of the American diet Christians are familiar
with in Heaven --such as Diet Coke and chips-- but no meat. That's why
you have Taco Bell in Hell. God can not possible tolerate sacrificing
animals to feed people, and anyone who ever tried meat won't make it
to Heaven.
But Hell doesn't deserve all the bad reputation it's being getting.
Heaven, on the other hand, is just like a Gated Community, select and
boring.
Earle Jones
May 10, 2013, 6:17:19 PM5/10/13
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In article
<c19c685c-f2a1-4338...@i3g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
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"Heaven for climate. Hell for company."
--Mark Twain
earle
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<c19c685c-f2a1-4338...@i3g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
"His Higness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher"
"Heaven for climate. Hell for company."
--Mark Twain
earle
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His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 14, 2013, 4:16:49 PM5/14/13
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On May 10, 6:17 pm, Earle Jones <earle.jo...@comcast.net> wrote:
> In article
> <c19c685c-f2a1-4338-8d18-b03186967...@i3g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
What the hell, I think Satan is a better ruler of the Universe.
He would provide whiskey and women as part of the menu. And no need to
worship him at all. He's just happy with his bad reputation.
> In article
> <c19c685c-f2a1-4338-8d18-b03186967...@i3g2000yqf.googlegroups.com>,
He would provide whiskey and women as part of the menu. And no need to
worship him at all. He's just happy with his bad reputation.
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