12 days of christmas - poly style

[Stef]

One of my sweeties sent this to me. It doesn't scan perfectly but it's
pretty clever.

THE TWELVE POLY DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

By Anne Hunter © 15th December 2007

Licenced under Creative Commons Attribution
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On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
A quick course in polyamoury

On the Second Day of Christmas my partners gave to me
Too much attention
And a quick course in polyamoury

On the Third Day of Christmas my boyfriends gave to me
Three-way kisses
Too much attention
And a quick course in polyamoury

On the Fourth Day of Christmas my girlfriends gave to me
Four sandwich cuddles
Three-way kisses
Too much attention
And a quick course in polyamoury

On the Fifth Day of Christmas my intimates gave to me
Five Ethical Sluts!
Four sandwich hugs
Three-way snogs
Too much attention
And a quick course in polyamoury

On the Sixth Day of Christmas my SOs gave to me
Six-handed massage
Five Ethical Sluts!
Four sandwich hugs
Three-way snogs
Too much attention
And a quick course in polyamoury

On the Seventh Day of Christmas my friends-with-benefits gave to me
Seven Google Calendars
Six-handed massage
Five Ethical Sluts!
Four sandwich hugs
Three-way snogs
Too much attention
And a quick course in polyamoury

On the Eighth Day of Christmas my secondaries gave to me
Eight dozen condoms
Seven Google Calendars
Six-handed massage
Five Ethical Sluts!
Four sandwich hugs
Three-way snogs
Too much attention
And a quick course in polyamoury

On the Ninth Day of Christmas my sweeties gave to me
Nine long discussions
Eight dozen condoms
Seven Google Calendars
Six-handed massage
Five Ethical Sluts!
Four sandwich hugs
Three-way snogs
Too much attention
And a quick course in polyamoury

On the Tenth Day of Christmas my tertiaries gave to me
Ten jealousy cures
Nine long discussions
Eight dozen condoms
Seven Google Calendars
Six-handed massage
Five Ethical Sluts!
Four sandwich hugs
Three-way snogs
Too much attention
And a quick course in polyamoury

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my spouses gave to me
Eleven Christmas dinners
Ten jealousy cures
Nine long discussions
Eight dozen condoms
Seven Google Calendars
Six-handed massage
Five Ethical Sluts!
Four sandwich hugs
Three-way snogs
Too much attention
And a quick course in polyamoury

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true loves gave to me
Twelve minutes alone
Eleven Christmas dinners
Ten jealousy cures
Nine long discussions
Eight dozen condoms
Seven Google Calendars
Six-handed massage
Five Ethical Sluts!
Four sandwich hugs
Three-way snogs
Too much attention
And a quick course in polyamoury

[Steve Pope]

In article <hh1l5g$qsq$3...@reader1.panix.com>, Stef <st...@panix.com> wrote:

>One of my sweeties sent this to me. It doesn't scan perfectly but it's
>pretty clever.
>
>THE TWELVE POLY DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

Thanks for passing this along.

(I don't quite get the "Seven Google Calendars" part...but then
I'm oblivious to many social/pop-culture trends.)

Steve

[Aahz Maruch]

In article <hh1l5g$qsq$3...@reader1.panix.com>, Stef <st...@panix.com> wrote:
>

>One of my sweeties sent this to me. It doesn't scan perfectly but it's
>pretty clever.
>
>THE TWELVE POLY DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
>
>By Anne Hunter © 15th December 2007
>
>Licenced under Creative Commons Attribution
>Noncommercial- Share Alike
>
>On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me
>A quick course in polyamoury

It's also misspelled. ;-)
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