Is God Unisex?
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
implies a sexual life of some sort because nobody believes he has a
banana and that's good for nothing, huh?
Hetero, bi, homo or UNISEX? I guess unisex has a tendency to
masturbation. ;)
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"In the monkey world, a banana is a symbol of pride and it's put to
use as much as possible."
duke
of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandan...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
>We say "He," "the Lord," etc... and do we have proof of that? That
>implies a sexual life of some sort because nobody believes he has a
>banana and that's good for nothing, huh?
>Hetero, bi, homo or UNISEX? I guess unisex has a tendency to
>masturbation. ;)
The intelligent understand he is almighty Spirit.
The Dukester, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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whistler
> On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:36:29 -0800 (PST), "His Highness Comandante Banana, King
> wrote:
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> The intelligent understand he is almighty Spirit.
>
> The Dukester, American-American
> *****
"he" ?? that covers a lot o' ground. (and leaves the best
"out" {{{ SHE }}} )
Well, you are easily the equal to the Banana Dumbster Idiot.
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> wrote:
>
> >We say "He," "the Lord," etc... and do we have proof of that? That
> >implies a sexual life of some sort because nobody believes he has a
> >banana and that's good for nothing, huh?
> >Hetero, bi, homo or UNISEX? I guess unisex has a tendency to
> >masturbation. ;)
>
> The intelligent understand he is almighty Spirit.
>
> The Dukester, American-American
> *****
> "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
> Pope Paul VI
> *****
You are betraying your bias. You said HE.
Why you say that?
sanboz
"His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic
news:1de2927e-0aa8-4497...@b2g2000yqi.googlegroups.com...
> We say "He," "the Lord," etc... and do we have proof of that? That
<snip>
Does God Have Legs ?
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> "His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of QuixoticEnterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> news:1de2927e-0aa8-4497...@b2g2000yqi.googlegroups.com...
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> > We say "He," "the Lord," etc... and do we have proof of that? That
>
> <snip>
>
> Does God Have Legs ?
According to the laws of evolution, he won't. Form follows function,
right?
He got wings.
Chorus:
Form follows function in all biology
Form follows function it's easy to see
A purpose you'll find in every design
Form follows function
An octopus has suction cups they help in picking something up
With the longest neck you'll reach the leaves that giraffes like to
eat
Insects have instead of skin, a hardened exoskeleton
Flying, soaring, hovering, birds can fly with feathered wings
Underwater breathing requires no skill if you're a fish with gills
To scare predators you can be a rattlesnake.
Just give your tail a little shake. Rattle! Rattle! Rattle!
Form follows function in all biology
Form follows function it's easy to see
A purpose you'll find in every design
Form follows function
http://www.songsforteaching.com/tickletunetyphoon/formfollowsfunction.htm
The Chief Instigator
> On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:36:29 -0800 (PST), "His Highness Comandante Banana, King
> of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandan...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>>We say "He," "the Lord," etc... and do we have proof of that? That
>>implies a sexual life of some sort because nobody believes he has a
>>banana and that's good for nothing, huh?
>
>>Hetero, bi, homo or UNISEX? I guess unisex has a tendency to
>>masturbation. ;)
>
> The intelligent understand he is almighty Spirit.
...when "intelligent" == "brain-damaged as Duke".
--
Patrick L. "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (pat...@io.com) Houston, Texas
www.io.com/~patrick/aeros.php (TCI's 2008-09 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
LAST GAME: Milwaukee 2, Houston 1 (OT, November 22)
NEXT GAME: Wednesday, November 25 at Hamilton, 6:05
Rainbowatdawn
> On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:46:24 -0600, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
> > On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:36:29 -0800 (PST), "His Highness Comandante Banana, King
> > wrote:
>
> >>We say "He," "the Lord," etc... and do we have proof of that? That
> >>implies a sexual life of some sort because nobody believes he has a
> >>banana and that's good for nothing, huh?
>
> >>Hetero, bi, homo or UNISEX? I guess unisex has a tendency to
> >>masturbation. ;)
>
> > The intelligent understand he is almighty Spirit.
>
> ...when "intelligent" == "brain-damaged as Duke".
>
> --
> www.io.com/~patrick/aeros.php(TCI's 2008-09 Houston Aeros) AA#2273
> LAST GAME: Milwaukee 2, Houston 1 (OT, November 22)
> NEXT GAME: Wednesday, November 25 at Hamilton, 6:05
God must contain the seed of creation, containing the seed makes me
think Female but then again God must
have the duality of both sexes to be truly infinite.
Split the atom's heart, and lo!
Within it thou wilt find a sun.
Bahia (Seven Valley's)
His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises
> On Nov 23, 1:29 am, The Chief Instigator <patr...@io.com> wrote:
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>
>
>
> > On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 15:46:24 -0600, duke <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote:
> > > On Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:36:29 -0800 (PST), "His Highness Comandante Banana, King
> > > of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> > > wrote:
>
> > >>We say "He," "the Lord," etc... and do we have proof of that? That
> > >>implies a sexual life of some sort because nobody believes he has a
> > >>banana and that's good for nothing, huh?
>
> > >>Hetero, bi, homo or UNISEX? I guess unisex has a tendency to
> > >>masturbation. ;)
>
> > > The intelligent understand he is almighty Spirit.
>
> > ...when "intelligent" == "brain-damaged as Duke".
>
> > --
> > Patrick L. "The Chief Instigator" Humphrey (patr...@io.com) Houston, Texas
> > LAST GAME: Milwaukee 2, Houston 1 (OT, November 22)
> > NEXT GAME: Wednesday, November 25 at Hamilton, 6:05
>
> God must contain the seed of creation, containing the seed makes me
> think Female but then again God must
> have the duality of both sexes to be truly infinite.
>
> Split the atom's heart, and lo!
> Within it thou wilt find a sun.
>
> - Show quoted text -
I think he's ONE SIZE FITS ALL. ;)