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TheTibetanMonkey

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Dec 25, 2009, 2:47:10 PM12/25/09
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DEFINITION: embodiment in a new form (especially the reappearance or a
person in another form); "his reincarnation as a lion"

***

Let's leave the Christians alone in their day, this day when they are
pigging out... and turn our attention to other no less holy religions.
Yes, this means I'm departing from the masters, and going more to my
monkey roots, but my conclusion is that THERE'S NO REINCARNATION. Take
the example above: I'm a monkey in this life and a lion in the next
one. That's absolutely ridiculous!

I can relate to their peaceful ways, their search for inner peace,
but I have a hard time accepting that I will become a lion or a rat,
much less a Christian.


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Capt. TopKnot

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Dec 25, 2009, 3:08:19 PM12/25/09
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On Dec 25, 2:47 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
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try strechin dah monkey or iz it spankin doh chicken?

Father Haskell

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Dec 25, 2009, 3:17:36 PM12/25/09
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On Dec 25, 2:47 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
> DEFINITION: embodiment in a new form (especially the reappearance or a
> person in another form); "his reincarnation as a lion"
>
> ***
>
> Let's leave the Christians alone in their day, this day when they are
> pigging out... and turn our attention to other no less holy religions.
> Yes, this means I'm departing from the masters, and going more to my
> monkey roots, but my conclusion is that THERE'S NO REINCARNATION. Take
> the example above: I'm a monkey in this life and a lion in the next
> one. That's absolutely ridiculous!
>
> I can relate to their peaceful ways, their search for inner peace,
> but  I have a hard time accepting that I will become a lion or a rat,
> much less a Christian.

You *were* scheduled to come back as pope before
that outburst. Oh, well...

TheTibetanMonkey

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Dec 25, 2009, 3:18:20 PM12/25/09
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> try strechin dah monkey or iz it spankin doh chicken?- Hide quoted text -
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> - Show quoted text -

Imagine we become chicken in our next life and we become roasted
chicken!

Perish the thought! Well, at least the Tibetan Monks are vegetarian,
right?

Dalai Lama's World Peace Ceremony Goes Vegetarian
AMARAVATI - At Kalachakra for World Peace 2006, presided over by the
Dalai Lama, all the food served to the 200,000 people attending the
ceremony was vegetarian. He made a speech in Tibetan, criticizing
factory farming and meat consumption, and urging Tibetans to stop the
trade in wild animal skins and furs.

http://rawveg.info/buddhistvegetarian.html

Capt. TopKnot

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Dec 25, 2009, 3:20:16 PM12/25/09
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On Dec 25, 3:18 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
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> http://rawveg.info/buddhistvegetarian.html- Hide quoted text -

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bullshit

TheTibetanMonkey

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Dec 25, 2009, 3:22:30 PM12/25/09
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On Dec 25, 3:17 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> > I can relate to their peaceful ways, their search for inner peace,
> > but  I have a hard time accepting that I will become a lion or a rat,
> > much less a Christian.
>
> You *were* scheduled to come back as pope before
> that outburst.  Oh, well...

Well, at least let me back as a mosquito to spoil Intelligent
Design...

TheTibetanMonkey

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Dec 25, 2009, 3:25:03 PM12/25/09
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> >http://rawveg.info/buddhistvegetarian.html-Hide quoted text -

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> > - Show quoted text -
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> bullshit- Hide quoted text -

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You don't really believe them? I wished the Pope made such a call at
least.

Sanity's Little Helper

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Dec 26, 2009, 11:13:20 AM12/26/09
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It is an ancient TheTibetanMonkey <comandan...@yahoo.com>, and he
posteth:

> DEFINITION: embodiment in a new form

A new form, by definition, is something else, therefore any distinct and
separate entity has its own identity and is incapable of being another
entity.

Biology, neuroscience and common sense, between them, teach us that
consciousness, upon which a sense of identity is contingent, is by
definition a property of biological entities.

Since the contingency of consciousness upon material entity is clear,
unambiguous and incontrovertible, any attempt to separate consciousness
from the material reality upon which it is contingent is a direct and
deliberate process of dishonesty. Reincarnation, is therefore not only an
impossibility, it is a lie.


Any questions?

--
David Silverman
aa #2208
Defender of Civilisation
"Christian" (n). A person who views insulting non-Christians as a sacred
duity, and any response as persecution

Not authentic without this signature.

Sanity

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Dec 26, 2009, 5:17:26 PM12/26/09
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On Dec 26, 10:13 am, Sanity's Little Helper <elv...@noshpam.org>
wrote:
> It is an ancient TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>, and he

You are not helping, IMO.

TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle

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Dec 26, 2009, 5:22:36 PM12/26/09
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On Dec 26, 11:13 am, Sanity's Little Helper <elv...@noshpam.org>
wrote:
> It is an ancient TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>, and he

> posteth:
>
> > DEFINITION: embodiment in a new form
>
> A new form, by definition, is something else, therefore any distinct and
> separate entity has its own identity and is incapable of being another
> entity.
>
> Biology, neuroscience and common sense, between them, teach us that
> consciousness, upon which a sense of identity is contingent, is by
> definition a property of biological entities.
>
> Since the contingency of consciousness upon material entity is clear,
> unambiguous and incontrovertible, any attempt to separate consciousness
> from the material reality upon which it is contingent is a direct and
> deliberate process of dishonesty. Reincarnation, is therefore not only an
> impossibility, it is a lie.
>
> Any questions?

OK, it's a lie based on wishful thinking. "I wished I could fly" is
not the same as "I will fly when I die."

TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle

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Dec 26, 2009, 5:23:50 PM12/26/09
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On Dec 26, 5:17 pm, Sanity <sanity-cla...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:

> > Not authentic without this signature.
>

> You are not helping, IMO.-

He's not helping the lie, I think.

How are you helping?

Sanity

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Dec 26, 2009, 6:58:45 PM12/26/09
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On Dec 26, 4:22 pm, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-

I'm having pie in the sky when I die.

TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle

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Dec 26, 2009, 7:41:19 PM12/26/09
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> I'm having pie in the sky when I die.- Hide quoted text -

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Well, that's what the afterlife is all about, right?

But reincarnating in a Christian would be the downside of it.

minnesot...@yahoo.com

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Dec 28, 2009, 6:09:40 PM12/28/09
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On Dec 25, 2:47 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
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Q: How do religions resemble the Dalai Lama?


A: You see one, you've seen them all.


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