Why did God create the mosquitoes?
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
presence here)
This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
"nagging" because the mosquitoes and the "no-see-ems," which you can't
see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
Perhaps this question will show me the path to enlightenment.
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"The mosquitoes are a nagging problem in the jungle, but they teach
you
endurance and strength"
sam
a more timely question might be; why did god create tibetan monkeys?
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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I think monkeys are a deity in that area, right?
Thus God is a Monkey!
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:69db8091-a0fe-4f79...@m16g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
> (I dedicate this enlightening topic to Whistler because he's a NAGGING
> presence here)
>
> This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
> "nagging" because the mosquitoes and the "no-see-ems," which you can't
> see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
>
> Perhaps this question will show me the path to enlightenment.
>
get your mosquuito Ringones here;
http://www.freemosquitoringtones.org/
sam
god does not throw feces at anyone within range, in case you haven't
noticed.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> "TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>
> news:69db8091-a0fe-4f79...@m16g2000yqc.googlegroups.com...
>
> > (I dedicate this enlightening topic to Whistler because he's a NAGGING
> > presence here)
>
> > This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
> > "nagging" because the mosquitoes and the "no-see-ems," which you can't
> > see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
>
> > Perhaps this question will show me the path to enlightenment.
>
> get your mosquuito Ringones here;http://www.freemosquitoringtones.org/
Wouldn't they be too nagging?
Nothing can be more nagging than Christmas carols though. ;)
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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An enlightened monkey doesn't do it either.
As a matter of fact, you can teach ANY animal good manners.
Except the Christians, that is.
sam
it's pretty obvious you are wrong, judging by the shit-slinging you've
been doing here...
i am done with this and am sorry now i even acknowledged your
existence.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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Well, at least go to the masters and learn from the Tibetan Monks.
I really think they are cooler than the Christians.
sam
oh...and here i thought we were talking about god.
obviously you are not the one to advise on who needs enlightening and
who doesn't...just another shit tossing/talking false prophet...
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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I don't claim to be prophet to the sheep. Just to the monkeys who are
looking for answers and spiritual paths.
sagetea
in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> I don't claim to be prophet to the sheep. Just to the monkeys who are
> looking for answers and spiritual paths.-
>
Well have a drink then, It's 5 o clock somewhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiZpOPRzFo
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> To feed the dragonflies.
Interesting answer. And so the frogs should be happy with them too.
Why hasn't a Christian answered that?
But then we are NOT the center of the universe, dragonflies and frogs
are.
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
there is no center of the universe - that is just a "control" theory
Janardana Dasa
> "TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> > On Dec 21, 5:54 pm, DougC <dcim...@norcom2000.com> wrote:
>
> >> To feed the dragonflies.
>
> > Interesting answer. And so the frogs should be happy with them too.
>
> > Why hasn't a Christian answered that?
>
> > But then we are NOT the center of the universe, dragonflies and frogs
> > are.
>
> there is no center of the universe - that is just a "control" theory
Please Chant Hare Krsna, and be happy.
BOOMER
TheTibetanMonkey
> On Dec 21, 6:12 pm, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-
>
> in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > I don't claim to be prophet to the sheep. Just to the monkeys who are
> > looking for answers and spiritual paths.-
>
> Well have a drink then, It's 5 o clock somewhere.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADiZpOPRzFo
Again, enlightened monkeys don't do that.
We just endure the stupid mosquitoes created by your cruel god.
Problem is... they bite you too!
TheTibetanMonkey
>
> news:62b52cd5-541c-4293...@z41g2000yqz.googlegroups.com...
>
> > On Dec 21, 5:54 pm, DougC <dcim...@norcom2000.com> wrote:
>
> >> To feed the dragonflies.
>
> > Interesting answer. And so the frogs should be happy with them too.
>
> > Why hasn't a Christian answered that?
>
> > But then we are NOT the center of the universe, dragonflies and frogs
> > are.
>
> there is no center of the universe - that is just a "control" theory
The Christians are control freaks and they claim their god runs the
universe.
But we know in the jungle... it ain't so.
Father Haskell
in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
(snip)
Since they were created first, we were obviously created
as food.
TheTibetanMonkey
> sam wrote:
>
> >
>
> > god does not throw feces at anyone within range, in case you haven't
> > noticed.
>
Mouquitoes carry diseases that kill kids that never heard of Adam and
Eve nor Jesus.
But the "no-see-'ems" are pure nagging. Not even good for frogs.
TheTibetanMonkey
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At least their food is better than the Christians'. Totally
vegetarian, so there must be a morality to it.
sagetea
wrote:
>
> We just endure the stupid mosquitoes created by your cruel god.
>
> Problem is... they bite you too!
I am my own God.
TheTibetanMonkey
Your IQ sounds Christian.
Didn't you put the monkey peeing?
TheTibetanMonkey
> Well little Tibeanmonkey(notice I put bean) were is your mind to many
> vampire movies what not use bat instead of pest.
I may see some kind of divine justice in the vampire eating the
mosquitoes that bite me... Is that your point?
That's Tibetan like in Tibet, you know. The land of the Dalai Lama,
and I'm his new disciple...
"If you have a particular faith or religion, that is good. But you can
survive without it." -Dalai Lama
Earle Jones
<69db8091-a0fe-4f79...@m16g2000yqc.googlegroups.com>,
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> (I dedicate this enlightening topic to Whistler because he's a NAGGING
> presence here)
>
> This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
> "nagging" because the mosquitoes and the "no-see-ems," which you can't
> see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
>
> Perhaps this question will show me the path to enlightenment.
*
"God in his wisdom created the fly,
And then forgot to tell us why."
--Ogden Nash
earle
*
sagetea
wrote:
> On Dec 21, 9:58 pm, sagetea <eamon.m...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Dec 21, 9:21 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> > wrote:
>
> > > We just endure the stupid mosquitoes created by your cruel god.
>
> > > Problem is... they bite you too!
>
> > I am my own God.
>
> Your IQ sounds Christian.
>
> Didn't you put the monkey peeing?
Sure did. I put it there becaus you are acting like a preacher.
TheTibetanMonkey
But I'm preaching good stuff like EVOLUTION.
By the way, human babies can be dirtier than that monkey and eat their
own shit. That's why you teach them good manners!
TheTibetanMonkey
philosophical but practical, arise...
"We should control the mosquitoes, should we not? It's either them or
us!"
On Dec 22, 1:38 am, "Lady Azure, Baroness o de North Pole"
<laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote:
> TheTibetanMonkey wrote:
> > This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
> > "nagging" because the mosquitoes and the "no-see-ems," which you can't
> > see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
> Do you not bite at the land and or the Flesh of Animals to Sustain yourself.
> Why then are YOU so much better in the eyes of Nature than the plagues you
> insult?
I do not insult them. If you read my signature, you see that we must
learn to endure and get strength from them. I just question the
rationality of a beautiful world created by a rational god.
Yes, though I still eat flesh, I see the need to go a higher state of
civilization, which I symbolize by a Hungry Lion eating banana, ie.
going vegetarian. ;)
Capt. TopKnot
wrote:
try spankin doh monkey, once again
TheTibetanMonkey
> On Dec 22, 9:53 am, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > I started teaching in the Tibetan forums and questions like these, not
> > philosophical but practical, arise...
>
> > us!"
>
> > On Dec 22, 1:38 am, "Lady Azure, Baroness o de North Pole"
>
> > <laddie'o'lugh@gall's.org> wrote:
> > > TheTibetanMonkey wrote:
> > > > This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
> > > > see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
> > > Do you not bite at the land and or the Flesh of Animals to Sustain yourself.
> > > Why then are YOU so much better in the eyes of Nature than the plagues you
> > > insult?
>
> > I do not insult them. If you read my signature, you see that we must
> > learn to endure and get strength from them. I just question the
> > rationality of a beautiful world created by a rational god.
>
> > Yes, though I still eat flesh, I see the need to go a higher state of
> > civilization, which I symbolize by a Hungry Lion eating banana, ie.
> > going vegetarian. ;)
>
>
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Sorry, I do not engage in S&M. I like to tease the monkey though.
Gregory
> (I dedicate this enlightening topic to Whistler because he's a NAGGING
> presence here)
>
> see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
>
>
>
> "The mosquitoes are a nagging problem in the jungle, but they teach
> you
> endurance and strength"
>
> http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
Perhaps God created mamals to feed mosquitoes.
Gregory
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To feed the mosquitoes.
Gregory
> On Dec 21, 3:29 pm, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-
>
> > Thus God is a Monkey!
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He doesn´t? The way the world is unraveling are you sure?
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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Yeah, poor caribou of the Alaskan frontier. They must endure the
biggest mosquitoes on earth!
Tourists though can choose not to go...
"The mosquito is the subject of many Alaskan tales, for example:
mosquitoes get so big in Alaska they must request clearance from the
control tower before they are allowed to land. There are 40 species of
mosquitoes in Alaska. Fortunately, no diseases are communicated by the
Alaskan mosquitoes. The best news is that mosquitoes are not a problem
year 'round, only during the summer months. So if you visit Alaska in
April or May, just before the tourist season, one challenge you won't
need to worry about is mosquitoes."
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> He doesn´t? The way the world is unraveling are you sure?-
I think he gives a shit about us...
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
in a web of life, and somehow this thread about the stupid mosquitoes
got connected with Eve...
On Dec 22, 11:32 am, "andresm...@aol.com" <andresm...@aol.com> wrote:
> ...and I forgot, I have no contempt or dislike for the opposite sex,
> but male mosquitoes are actually very nice. It is the bitches that
> bite, suck blood and carry the yellow fever. So rather than asking
> why god created mosquitoes, the proper question would be why god
> created the female......mosquito-
I'm glad you touched on the issue of sexuality, because Eve was a
bitch too (in the eyes of God)...
"XXX: WHY EVE LET THE SNAKE INTO HER CAVE?"
Janardana Dasa
I am the bitch of the Omnipotent God, of all Creation.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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That's OK. I just remind you to beware of live snakes. ;)
The SneakySnake came up to Eve and told her: "Look how fragile and
cold I am... Would you warm me up?" And the rest is history.
B
Father Haskell
enlightenment-in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Dec 22, 12:12 pm, Gregory <gnbradf...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Dec 21, 5:19 pm, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-
>
> > in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > (I dedicate this enlightening topic to Whistler because he's a NAGGING
> > > presence here)
>
> > > This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
> > > "nagging" because the mosquitoes and the "no-see-ems," which you can't
> > > see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
>
> > > Perhaps this question will show me the path to enlightenment.
>
> > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> > > "The mosquitoes are a nagging problem in the jungle, but they teach
> > > you
> > > endurance and strength"
>
> > >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> > Perhaps God created mamals to feed mosquitoes.- Hide quoted text -
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>
> Yeah, poor caribou of the Alaskan frontier. They must endure the
> biggest mosquitoes on earth!
Too cold in Alaska. Those are birds.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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Too cold in Alaska and too hot in the Evergladedes, and the same
mosquito problem?
Damn, God fucked up one more time!
sam
mosquitoes and all of other that bad shit has nothing to do with
god... we can thank pandora for the world's evils.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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Curiosity kills. And stupidity makes you a Christian. ;)
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
jungle)
On Dec 23, 12:07 am, Ron Wallenfang <rwallenf...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
> > "The mosquitoes are a nagging problem in the jungle, but they teach
> > you endurance and strength"
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> Here are a few possibilities:
>
> 1. To discourage bicycle riders in the Arctic summer
>
> 2. To dump on Leibniz's argument that we live in the best of all
> possible worlds.
>
> 3. To contrast the comfort of life when they aren't around.
>
> 4. To generate arguments about DDT-
I think the design of the mosquitoes took more thought than the
humans. They are the perfect bloodsucking machine on wings while we
humans still needed to invent the bike. Now we only need the safe
roads to be perfect.
Capt. TopKnot
cause mizkeetoes had to have ah big daddy figure to ego up 2.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> On Dec 23, 10:50 am, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-
>
>
>
>
>
> enlightenment-in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > (I campaign for cyclists and other subspecies to have rights in the
> > jungle)
>
> > On Dec 23, 12:07 am, Ron Wallenfang <rwallenf...@wi.rr.com> wrote:
>
> > > > you endurance and strength"
>
> > > >http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
>
> > > Here are a few possibilities:
>
> > > 1. To discourage bicycle riders in the Arctic summer
>
> > > 2. To dump on Leibniz's argument that we live in the best of all
> > > possible worlds.
>
> > > 3. To contrast the comfort of life when they aren't around.
>
> > > 4. To generate arguments about DDT-
>
> > humans. They are the perfect bloodsucking machine on wings while we
> > humans still needed to invent the bike. Now we only need the safe
> > roads to be perfect.
>
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Jeeeez, you raise the ultimate taboo... "Big Daddy Mosquito!" That's
something few mortals know about it.
This sounds like that other thread going around about Lamb Virgin
being Jesus. I've never heard about it, but, you know, IMAGINATION
FLIES LIKE A MOSQUITO!
sagetea
enlightenment-in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
You are a type of mosquito, monkey one. Dependent on Christianity
focused subjects for your food. You'r religious bashing is nothing
more than your feeding
tube sucking up a concept and fertilizing your little thought bubble
eggs. You go on endlessly about how you hate Christians but in reality
its Christianity which is keeping your mosquito nest alive. You would
not last long in the land of no religion. You'r mind would starve to
death.
elfishfigure
wrote:
> On Dec 21, 11:05 pm, sagetea <eamon.m...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Dec 21, 10:42 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> > wrote:
>
> > > On Dec 21, 9:58 pm, sagetea <eamon.m...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > On Dec 21, 9:21 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> > > > wrote:
>
> > > > > We just endure the stupid mosquitoes created by your cruel god.
>
> > > > > Problem is... they bite you too!
>
> > > > I am my own God.
>
> > > Your IQ sounds Christian.
>
> > > Didn't you put the monkey peeing?
>
> > Sure did. I put it there becaus you are acting like a preacher.
>
> But I'm preaching good stuff like EVOLUTION.
>
> By the way, human babies can be dirtier than that monkey and eat their
>
> - Show quoted text -
Tiger got to hunt
Bird got to fly
Man got to sit and wonder "Why, why, why"
Tiger got to sleep
Bird got to land
Man got to tell himself he understand
-Bokonon
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> LL: Yes, and I wonder if they have free will, too!
>
> ***********************************************************-
I don't know about the "free will" but they seem to have free lunch.
Anyway FREE WILL was a mistake --it would have been easy to have us to
follow his orders.
(I'm playing the Devil's advocate here)
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
You know I actually thought about that? I can be quite nagging if you
are on the wrong side. What side you said you were on?
But where's no religion I raise the issue of the defense of the little
fish against the big fish.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> On Dec 21, 8:28 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Dec 21, 11:05 pm, sagetea <eamon.m...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > On Dec 21, 10:42 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> > > wrote:
>
> > > > On Dec 21, 9:58 pm, sagetea <eamon.m...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > On Dec 21, 9:21 pm, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> > > > > wrote:
>
>
> > > > > > Problem is... they bite you too!
>
> > > > > I am my own God.
>
> > > > Your IQ sounds Christian.
>
> > > > Didn't you put the monkey peeing?
>
> > > Sure did. I put it there becaus you are acting like a preacher.
>
> > But I'm preaching good stuff like EVOLUTION.
>
> > By the way, human babies can be dirtier than that monkey and eat their
> > own shit. That's why you teach them good manners!- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> Tiger got to hunt
> Bird got to fly
> Man got to sit and wonder "Why, why, why"
>
> Tiger got to sleep
> Bird got to land
> Man got to tell himself he understand
>
> - Show quoted text -
Something to ponder about.
Yap
> On Dec 21, 3:19 pm, TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-
>
>
>
>
>
> in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > (I dedicate this enlightening topic to Whistler because he's a NAGGING
> > presence here)
>
> > This is one of the most nagging questions that I have. And I say
> > "nagging" because the mosquitoes and the "no-see-ems," which you can't
> > see, are some of the most nagging plagues we endure.
>
> > Perhaps this question will show me the path to enlightenment.
>
> > --------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
There is no god to create, otherwise, there will be million types of
monkeys and still going on.
Just in case you don't know.
Alan Ford
>> By the way, human babies can be dirtier than that monkey and eat their
>> own shit. That's why you teach them good manners!- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> Tiger got to hunt
For cunt
> Bird got to fly
> Man got to sit and wonder "Why, why, why"
>
> Tiger got to sleep
Then reap
--
If you don't beat your meat
You can't have any pudding
How can you have any pudding
If you don't beat your meat?
Yap
NO.
Every thing has nothing to do with a deity, simply because there is no
god.
Thing like how universe came about is unknown, but doesn't mean there
is a god when we constantly face with diseases and calamities.
Do you give your middle finger to your god for that?
sagetea
in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> You know I actually thought about that? I can be quite nagging if you
> are on the wrong side. What side you said you were on?
>
i am not on any side of that argument. The universe is a big place.
And the super universe is even bigger. We have been here for a long
time and will continue to exist
thru reincarnation, in many different places in many different forms.
> But where's no religion I raise the issue of the defense of the little
> fish against the big fish.
religion is just one of the many in-flight movies provided for our
entertainment. Knowledge is the headphones. Please use the headphones
to quit disturbing the rest of the passengers. And as always have a
nice flight.and thank you for flying reincarnation airlines.
TheTibetanMonkey
Sorry, the TibetanMonk feels the need to break with the other monks
and declare there's NO reincarnation. That will be classified as
"mental masturbation" under the new jungle philosophy.
Thus we can and must improve our lot on this Earth, particularly for
the monkeys, something the Christians carefully avoid.
TheTibetanMonkey
> Burning theological issue here.
>
> Exodus 25:17-22 seems to imply that angels have wings.
>
> 17 "Make an atonement cover of pure gold—two and a half cubits long
> and a cubit and a half wide.
> 18 And make two cherubim out of hammered gold at the ends of the
> cover.
> 19 Make one cherub on one end and the second cherub on the other; make
> the cherubim of one piece with the cover, at the two ends.
> 20 The cherubim are to have their wings spread upward, overshadowing
> the cover with them. The cherubim are to face each other, looking
> toward the cover.
> 21 Place the cover on top of the ark and put in the ark the Testimony,
> which I will give you.
> 22 There, above the cover between the two cherubim that are over the
> ark of the Testimony, I will meet with you and give you all my
> commands for the Israelites.
>
> But it is biologically possible to show (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/
> topics/christmas/6860351/Angels-cant-fly-scientist-says.html) that a
> humanoid creature with wings would not be capable of powered flight.
> So angels must rely on magic to get around.
>
> So if they use magic, why does God go to the superfluous effort of
> putting wings on them?
Angels and mosquitoes have wings.
Something to think about.