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Is Homeland Security keeping us safe against Armageddon?

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His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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Nov 18, 2009, 11:13:20 PM11/18/09
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Well, that seems to be what the Christians are expecting, so since the
majority of Americans are Christians (or so they say), it seems like a
threat like that must be taken seriously...

Are we going to sit back and watch while Jesus battles Satan? It seems
to me, we should take action as soon as the Devil presents a
reasonable target, and help shoot him down from the sky.

Then we should keep an eye on every Satanic agent that may living
among us, as well as have an evacuation plan (not like Katrina) in
case the Devil wins and we need to escape to another planet.


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"In the jungle you must be ready for ALL kinds of dangers, including
coconuts that fall from the sky."

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M

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Nov 24, 2009, 1:32:31 AM11/24/09
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On Nov 18, 10:13 pm, "His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes

I'm rooting for "the devil side" cuz the "god side" wants to send me
to H E double hockey sticks for being an atheist not to mention the
track record of the god side has for killing people in the by-BULL-
shit book.. God-100s of 1000's dead...Devil-10 Hmmm..

His Highness Comandante Banana, King of the Apes I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises

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Nov 24, 2009, 10:43:18 AM11/24/09
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On Nov 24, 1:32 am, M <amell.m...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Nov 18, 10:13 pm, "His Highness Comandante Banana, King Of The Apes
> I & Chief of Quixotic Enterprises" <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > Well, that seems to be what the Christians are expecting, so since the
> > majority of Americans are Christians (or so they say), it seems like a
> > threat like that must be taken seriously...
>
> > Are we going to sit back and watch while Jesus battles Satan? It seems
> > to me, we should take action as soon as  the Devil presents a
> > reasonable target, and help shoot him down from the sky.
>
> > Then we should keep an eye on every Satanic agent that may living
> > among us, as well as have an evacuation plan (not like Katrina) in
> > case the Devil wins and we need to escape to another planet.
>
> > ---------------------------------------------------------------------------­-----------------------------------------

>
> > "In the jungle you must be ready for ALL kinds of dangers, including
> > coconuts that fall from the sky."
>
> >http://webspawner.com/users/bananarevolution
>
> I'm rooting for "the devil side" cuz the "god side" wants to send me
> to H E double hockey sticks for being an atheist not to mention the
> track record of the god side has for killing people in the by-BULL-
> shit book.. God-100s of 1000's dead...Devil-10 Hmmm..- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Then if the Devil wins, the Christians go to another planet, and...
happily ever after. ;)

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