XXX: Why Eve let the Snake into her cave?
TheTibetanMonkey
Fruit, she let the snake in! God went into a shock and cursed humanity
for our sexuality. Well, that was rather bizarre, being a live snake,
but nowadays there some wonderfully safe products where women
reminisce of the original sin...
Katie M. (Gaylord, MI) 9/5/2008 7:31 PM
Terrified of snakes? Well now is the time to face your fears! The Eden
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you. This snake has all the right curves and added bumps that will
delight you. Once I opened my box from TooTimid, I couldn’t help but
get over how pretty even the package was! Provided with the glass
snake is a velvet bag for storage. I was excited to try this baby out,
I washed my new glass dildo(don‘t forget wash before and after each
use), laid in bed and got all ready to take on the snake! Still cool
to the touch, the Eden Snake of Paradise was nice and smooth, and
warmed up with my body. The bumps along the two sides were not as
noticeable as I was hoping they were going to be. Will have to review
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bumps! On to the curves…………oh yes this snake has curves! I was
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inches. I was fully pleased with the slithering of this snake! The
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glass which is always a favorite as you can heat it up or cool it
down, the smoothness and hardness of glass, and because of those
curves! This has the looks and feel that all the glass lovers as
myself like, and is great for the newbie as well! This one will surely
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http://shop.tootimid.com/snake-of-paradise.aspx
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"I say in my path to enlightenment that everything is good if it makes
you happy. But beware of live snakes!"
jonnie
TheTibetanMonkey
> degenerate
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuq04T-v5o
You think she was degenerate?
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey" <comandan...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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no, You think You're degenerate, Monkey Butt.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
After you degraded Eve's reputation and thus of all women in the world
for the last few thousand years?
Hey, MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS!!!!
And women still buy that crap!?
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"
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On Dec 22, 12:57 pm, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
> "TheTibetanMonkey" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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>> news:8040f929-7fff-438d...@k17g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
>> On Dec 22, 12:05 pm, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
>>
>> > degenerate
>>
>> >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuq04T-v5o
>> >You think she was degenerate?
>>
>> no, You think You're degenerate, Monkey Butt.
>After you degraded Eve's reputation and thus of all women in the world
>for the last few thousand years?
I'm not that old, and why do you carry that CUNT between your legs, ya big
pussy ?
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> "TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
Well, then wake up to reality: THERE'S NO EVE, NO PARADISE, NO GOD.
Stop the myth and let sexuality just be. That woman that rated the
snake is not any worse than any Christian, probably better 'cause
she's honest and free.
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
these christians nutered themselves, like you should;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1V4vDMHVQc
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
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> - Show quoted text -
You seem to be playing the role of SneakySnake.
But I'm a jungle TibetanMonkey, wise to the strategies of snakes. ;)
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
<ranjit_math...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Katie M. (Gaylord, MI) 9/5/2008 7:31 PM
> > Terrified of snakes? Well now is the time to face your fears! The Eden
> > Snake of Paradise will be the one snake that will be sure to please
> > you. This snake has all the right curves and added bumps that will
> > delight you.
>
> It doesn't have the right curves and bumps. The Eden snake was cursed
> by God to crawl on its belly. In order to not have crawled on its
> belly before it was cursed, it must have had legs.
How about if they jumped like a rabbit?
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
On Dec 22, 4:23 pm, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
> "TheTibetanMonkey
> showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com>
> wrote in message
>
>> >she's honest and free.
>>
>> these christians nutered themselves, like you should;
>>
>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1V4vDMHVQc- Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>You seem to be playing the role of SneakySnake.
>But I'm a jungle TibetanMonkey, wise to the strategies of snakes. ;)
yes, you wise Tibetan Monkey Butt, Cabana boy of the Gays, seeking a sneaky
snake butt plug.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> >But I'm a jungle TibetanMonkey, wise to the strategies of snakes. ;)
>
> yes, you wise Tibetan Monkey Butt, Cabana boy of the Gays, seeking a sneaky
> snake butt plug.
Your lowly sneaky ways show through, surely a Christian in disguise.
But I tell ya what I tell the lion:
YOU CAN EAT MY BANANA!
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> yes, you wise Tibetan Monkey Butt, Cabana boy of the Gays, seeking a sneaky
> snake butt plug.
Hey, GayHunter, this is not a gay group, this is not even about gay
issues, and you come here hunting for the banana... You say, even the
Nazis were gay, so you paranoia amounts to hate and hate amounts to
love... So go elsewhere to chase the banana...
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
you takky shower? here's the powdered soap....
jonnie
"TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
y u keep u banana in u butt?
????? ?????
??????? ????!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDOV6qvizmA
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> "TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle"<nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> On Dec 22, 4:47 pm, "jonnie" <nos...@spamless.com> wrote:
>
>
> >> yes, you wise Tibetan Monkey Butt, Cabana boy of the Gays, seeking a
> >> sneaky
> >> snake butt plug.
> >Your lowly sneaky ways show through, surely a Christian in disguise.
> >But I tell ya what I tell the lion:
> >YOU CAN EAT MY BANANA!
>
> y u keep u banana in u butt?
>
> ????? ?????
> ??????? ????!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDOV6qvizmA
Heil gay fuhrer! You go hunting in the night?
http://www.bestadsontv.com/files/print/2005-Nov/tn_1151_Nazi_1.png
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
What would have happened if Adam had been gay!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKAW96N-Vms
Nothing's perfect, not even God's work, right?
Uncle Vic
wrote:
> Don't hold any illusions for kids... Eve didn't bite the Forbidden
> Fruit,
Right, "Eve" never existed.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Christians are like Slinkys. They're boring, but they'll put a smile on
your face when you push them down the stairs.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> One fine day in alt.atheism, TheTibetanMonkey <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> > Don't hold any illusions for kids... Eve didn't bite the Forbidden
> > Fruit,
>
> Right, "Eve" never existed.
Then we have every right to call her whatever we want. She's fair game
for slander and ridicule.
I think the snake could quite helpful for that.
Of course, Adam himself was gay, so she needed some company.
Uncle Vic
<nolionn...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Yup.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVYn5drS6H8
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> One fine day in alt.atheism, TheTibetanMonkey
>
>
>
>
>
> <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On Dec 22, 11:36 pm, Uncle Vic <addr...@withheld.com> wrote:
> >> One fine day in alt.atheism, TheTibetanMonkey
> >> <comandante.ban...@yahoo.co
> > m>
> >> wrote:
>
> >> > Don't hold any illusions for kids... Eve didn't bite the Forbidden
> >> > Fruit,
>
> >> Right, "Eve" never existed.
>
> > Then we have every right to call her whatever we want. She's fair game
> > for slander and ridicule.
>
> > I think the snake could quite helpful for that.
>
> > Of course, Adam himself was gay, so she needed some company.
>
> Yup.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVYn5drS6H8
If there's no Adam and Eve or the events didn't take place the way
they are told that leaves Christianity... naked.
It sounds so much like a story for kids.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> of course this guy is just a failure in human breeding..his mom was a
> drunk and his brain did not form right and his mind is a little low on
> I.Q., morals...logic.
Hey, and you are Sexually Transmitted...
What's your role in life but to say BAAAAHHHHH?
Why are you trying to HIDE that Eve was into BESTIALISM and took the
Devil in? Why are you trying to save Eve's reputation after
discrediting her and ALL women for so long?
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> pay no attention to the mentally ill fool.
You too bought the story of the forbidden fruit? C'mon, that's for
kids.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVPgmN8UAvw
Let's tell it here for adults. We are all mature audience, right?
Father Haskell
Actually, didn't god create Adam because he was
lonely and wanted a companion?
I'd like to know where Adam and Eve's pet dinosaur was,
since according to recent creationist findings, Eden was
chock full of them.
duke
showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle <nolionn...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
>OK, let's leave the poor Eve for a while and change subject to Adam...
>
>What would have happened if Adam had been gay!?
Eve would have looked like a tibetan monkey.
The Dukester, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
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jonnie
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[be kind to the TibetanMonkeyButt, he is;
a few marbles short of a full deck,
his car goes 1/2 speed,
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck..
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
His sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Dummerana boxarocks]
Jimbo
> On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:19:43 -0800 (PST), TheTibetanMonkey
> wrote:
>
> >OK, let's leave the poor Eve for a while and change subject to Adam...
>
> >What would have happened if Adam had been gay!?
>
> Eve would have looked like a tibetan monkey.
>
You're confusing the issue with your wife.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> > Of course, Adam himself was gay, so she needed some company.
>
> Actually, didn't god create Adam because he was
> lonely and wanted a companion?
Gays often have women friends, but he could still have been the father
to Abel and Cain. Then Cain survived. The question is who he mated
with.
BIG QUESTION MARK.
>
> I'd like to know where Adam and Eve's pet dinosaur was,
> since according to recent creationist findings, Eden was
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The Flintstones could be a good model of how they used the dinosaurs
as pets.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> wrote:
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> >OK, let's leave the poor Eve for a while and change subject to Adam...
>
> >What would have happened if Adam had been gay!?
>
> Eve would have looked like a tibetan monkey.
>
Eve looked like Big Foot.
TheTibetanMonkey showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
> "duke" <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote in message
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> > On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:19:43 -0800 (PST), TheTibetanMonkey
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See, I'm making you smarter. Or did you copy that?
Yap
> "duke" <duckgumb...@cox.net> wrote in message
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> > On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:19:43 -0800 (PST), TheTibetanMonkey
> > showing-the-path-of-enlightenment-in-the-jungle
My HP gone kaput, can't compute.
Must have better language, sensible one....and no god is needed,
please.
duke
wrote:
>OK, let's leave the poor Eve for a while and change subject to Adam...
>
>What would have happened if Adam had been gay!?
Eve would have looked like a tibetan monkey.
TheTibetanMonkey
> On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:19:43 -0800 (PST), TheTibetanMonkey
> wrote:
>
> >OK, let's leave the poor Eve for a while and change subject to Adam...
>
> >What would have happened if Adam had been gay!?
>
> Eve would have looked like a tibetan monkey.
>
> The Dukester, American-American
> *****
> "The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
> Pope Paul VI
> *****
Do you really know how a Tibetan Monkey looks like?
http://www.tibetinfor.com/english/news/2003-8-27/News0200382785330.htm
Of course, I'm far cuter than that. ;)
Father Haskell
in-the-jungle <nolionnoprob...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On Dec 23, 12:25 pm, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > > Of course, Adam himself was gay, so she needed some company.
>
> > Actually, didn't god create Adam because he was
> > lonely and wanted a companion?
>
> Gays often have women friends, but he could still have been the father
> to Abel and Cain. Then Cain survived. The question is who he mated
> with.
They probably used a turkey baster, then figured paternity
by who looked more like the baby.
> BIG QUESTION MARK.
>
>
>
> > I'd like to know where Adam and Eve's pet dinosaur was,
> > since according to recent creationist findings, Eden was
> > chock full of them.- Hide quoted text -
>
> > - Show quoted text -
>
> The Flintstones could be a good model of how they used the dinosaurs
> as pets.
Early man used pterosaurs as record players. Complain
to Patriot U. if you don't like it, but facts is facts.
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