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Robert Charles Williamson

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Nov 27, 2010, 9:56:30 PM11/27/10
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Do you like male masturbation videos? Do you not like paying for
outrageously expensive professional male masturbation videos? If
you answered yes to either of those questions, then this posting
is for you.

A few years ago, I ordered a couple of amateur videos from three
women off the Internet. Their video was nice enough, but many of
the scenes were of very poor quality due to lighting and camera
angles. I decided I could make some videos of myself that were
at least that good. I needed some extra money anyway and I
wanted to play with my new video and computer equipment so I
decided to make some videos of myself and sell copies online.

I haven't been selling them for several months now, but, when an
editor of a gay men's magazine emailed me asking if he could
review and feature my videos in his publication, I decided to
start selling them again for a while.

I have a web site up that explains what's in the videos and how
long each one runs. There are pictures there that I captured
from the videos also so you can get an idea of what I look like
and whether or not you like what you'd see in the videos. This
web site is 100% FREE... no passwords, adult check nonsense, no
money to me or to anyone else at all to browse it. There are
plenty of products for parents to use to screen what their kids
see online and I believe strongly in the First Amendment so
look at the site all you want without spending a dime.

If you do decide you'd like to buy my videos after looking at
my pictures at the web site, there is an online order form you
can use. I'm selling copies as a hobby, but I do incur expenses
by providing them for others to view so I can't afford to just
give them away. Unlike professional male masturbation videos
I've seen for sale that sell for $60, mine are only $20 tops...
cheaper if you buy more than one.

So stop by my web site, look around at my pictures, and, if
you'd like, order my videos.

Buster Norris

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Nov 28, 2010, 2:12:38 AM11/28/10
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On Sun, 28 Nov 2010 02:56:30 +0000 (UTC), Robert Charles Williamson
<nos...@nospam.none> wrote:

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tanya...@yahoo.com

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Apr 15, 2018, 7:54:33 PM4/15/18
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I want people to watch me masterbate. I get so turned on knowing someone is watching me play with my pussy,tits and ass. I love for them to tell me what to do to myself and just knowing they are horny by watching me. I would love to be paid to masterbate and please the people watching me

nhek...@gmail.com

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Mar 5, 2019, 10:43:41 PM3/5/19
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Inbox

yayasb...@gmail.com

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Apr 20, 2019, 8:30:58 PM4/20/19
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I want go see you masterbate

fatspic...@gmail.com

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Apr 27, 2019, 5:28:54 PM4/27/19
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It sounds like a great idea but there is so much free porn out there.

pegh...@gmail.com

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May 20, 2019, 9:52:01 AM5/20/19
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I want to watch you masturbating

michaelh...@gmail.com

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Jun 8, 2019, 4:10:10 AM6/8/19
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Ok

abigailh...@gmail.com

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Jun 10, 2019, 10:50:43 AM6/10/19
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Hi do you want a video of me masterbating?

quartu...@gmail.com

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Sep 8, 2019, 5:49:38 PM9/8/19
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Do you want to watch me masterbate?

quartu...@gmail.com

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Sep 8, 2019, 5:50:46 PM9/8/19
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quartu...@gmail.com

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Sep 8, 2019, 5:51:45 PM9/8/19
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Do you want to watch me masterbate?

blinking...@gmail.com

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Sep 19, 2019, 8:07:51 PM9/19/19
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They could just rig up some contraption to strap on their dicks, like the
kind used in those cheap shake flashlights, and wire it to the national
power grid!

YAY! Energy problem solved!

blinking...@gmail.com

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Sep 19, 2019, 8:10:34 PM9/19/19
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On Sunday, September 8, 2019 at 2:51:45 PM UTC-7, quartu...@gmail.com wrote:
> Do you want to watch me masterbate?

Go to Sarasota, Florida. I'm sure Paul Rubens is going to pop by there soon for some, um, nostalgia.

becc...@gmail.com

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Mar 4, 2020, 2:34:31 PM3/4/20
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I'll finger fuck myself for the right price. Want to see my wet pussy

paulthe...@gmail.com

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Aug 11, 2020, 4:26:28 AM8/11/20
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I would like to see you play with yourself and for you to sew how hard my clock gets as I watch you, then you van qatch me....I live to be watched

paulthe...@gmail.com

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Aug 11, 2020, 4:28:14 AM8/11/20
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I would love to watch you, and you could see how hard my cock gets by watching, then you could watch me, let's play together.

blinking...@gmail.com

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Aug 11, 2020, 5:53:21 AM8/11/20
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>Do you like male masturbation videos? Do >you not like paying for
>outrageously expensive profession

STANDARD BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
Ver. 1, Rev. 2
(c) 2020-2664 all rights reserved

Dear

[X] dumbass [X] cunt [] racist [] sexist
[] ~phobe [] religious freak [X] shitdick
[X] loser [X] assclown [X] donkey fucker
[X] weirdo [X] clueless wonder

It is being brought to your attention that you have

[X] posted spam
[] wrote a long dumbass screed about _____ (2)
[] wrote a retarded, baseless flame (2)
[] (2): against everybody in ________
[] (2): against ________
[] pretended you are better than someone
[] pretended you are above the level of dog shit
[] pushed your ____ beliefs on
[] ____
[] everybody in this forum
[] tried to look like an Expert On Everything
[X] tried to (1) everyone with your bullshit
(1): [X] impress [] intimidate [] shame
[X] tried to pull a lame, dumbass scam
[X] You smell like a dog's ass

In (usenet group or other forum):_alt.politics___

Also

[] I don't like your face
[X] I don't like awkward life long fuckups like you
[X] You smell
[X] What the hell were you thinking?
[] People like you are the reason I
hate humans more and more
[] Your face is so punchable
[X] You spent more time in grade school stuffed
inside your locker than in a classroom
[] BOW, MY LITTLE SHIT EATING SLAVE!
[X] __Any dumbfuck can find this crap for free___


As pennance, you must

[X] Get yourself locked up
[] test how AC mains voltage feels on the
tip of your tounge
[] fuck a duck [] screw a kangaroo
[] eat shit and expire
[X] go get spayed/neutered
[] give all of your posessions to me
[] wear a slave collar with MY initials on
it, and become my punching bag/whipping boy/personal robot
[] go back to school
[X] go away forever
[X] shut the fuck up forever
[X] admit that __You look like an ass___

And as a closing statement

[] *plonk*
[X] FUCK YOU
[] and the high, rotten, maggot infested
horse you rode in on
[] go to hell
[] come back when you can afford a clue
[X] __Why even bother?___
[] I figured you are too stupid/worthless
to deal with so I left this form blank

blinking...@gmail.com

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Aug 11, 2020, 8:33:45 PM8/11/20
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>I would love to watch you, and you could >see how hard my

STANDARD BONEHEAD REPLY FORM
Ver. 1, Rev. 3
(c) 2020-2664 all rights reserved

Dear

[X] dumbass [X] cunt [] racist [] sexist
[] ~phobe [] religious freak [] shitdick
[X] loser [] assclown [] donkey fucker
[] weirdo [X] clueless wonder

It is being brought to your attention that you have

[] posted spam
[X] requested services from spam (3)
[] posted while high/stoned/drunk (3)
[] made yourself look like a complete ass (3)
[] (3): __(more details here)___
[] Used characters/code that this usenet group or forum
does not support, making your post an unreadable shitshow.
[] wrote a long dumbass screed about _____ (2)
[] wrote a retarded, baseless flame (2)
[] (2): against everybody in ________
[] (2): against ________
[] pretended you are better than someone
[X] pretended you are above the level of dog shit
[] pushed your ____ beliefs on
[] ____
[] everybody in this forum
[] you are a flat earther/moon hoaxer/9-11 truther/_____
[] tried to look like an Expert On Everything
[] tried to (1) everyone with your bullshit
(1): [] impress [] intimidate [] shame
[] tried to pull a lame, dumbass scam
[] Suggested that somebody uses something made out of Unobtanium
[] You think your view is iron clad and cannot be challenged in any way
[X] You smell like a dog's ass

In (usenet group or other forum):_alt.politics___

Also

[X] I don't like your face
[] I don't like awkward life long fuckups like you
[X] You smell
[] What the hell were you thinking?
[] People like you are the reason I
hate humans more and more
[] Your face is so punchable
[] SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
[X] You spent more time in grade school stuffed
inside your locker than in a classroom
[] BOW, MY LITTLE SHIT EATING SLAVE!
[] _____


As pennance, you must

[] Get yourself locked up
[] test how AC mains voltage feels on the
tip of your tounge
[] fuck a duck [] screw a kangaroo
[] eat shit and expire
[] never spam again
[] never pretend to be an expert again
[] go get spayed/neutered
[X] give all of your posessions to me
[X] wear a slave collar with MY initials on
it, and become my punching bag/whipping boy/personal robot
[] go back to school
[] go away forever
[] shut the fuck up forever
[X] admit that __You are a virgin for life___

And as a closing statement

[X] *plonk*
[] FUCK YOU
[] and the high, rotten, maggot infested
horse you rode in on
[X] You are small in the mind
[] go to hell
[] come back when you can afford a clue
[] _____
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