The latest attempt to Islamize America comes in the form of tax-payer
funded Muslim footbaths (http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?
ARTICLE_ID=55417) - Michael Savage did his entire show this evening on
the subject. The crux of the discussion centered on the Separation
Clause - that is the argument that the state should not be paying for
religious practice.
We've had foot baths for the Dirty Muslims here at De Paul and at
various Islamic "Prayer rooms" (they used to be called gay bars) for a
few years now so we must all strive for diversity. I was speaking
with a good friend of mine about this who suggested a great solution:
Since the Muslims can have foot baths, I AM ENTITLED TO A TESTICLE
BATH! My Friend all say I've got balls and suggested I ought to wash
them before prayers - so HOW ABOUT IT ?
I mentioned this to a gay friend of mine later and he suggested a
PENIS BATH FOR GAY MEN and a Lesbian with him suggested a DOUCHE BATH
FOR GAY WOMEN TOO! Someone had better tell Alderperson TOM TUNNEY! (D
31st)
If the the Muslims can wash their filthy feet (at taxpayers expense):
I HAVE A RIGHT TO WASH MY BALLS!
This really has potential and can lead to great things (and some wild
sights) - so let's all Wash whatever part we want and get the
government to pay for it!
Praise the Lord and God Bless America.