John Roberts says corporations are people, so, why can't a corporation run for office? Oh, wait, in Maryland a corporation is doing exactly that!!!
Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names
Campaign stunt launches a corporate 'candidate' for Congress
By John Wagner
Washington Post Staff Writer
Saturday, March 13, 2010; A01
Murray Hill might be the perfect candidate for this political moment:
young, bold, media-savvy, a Washington outsider eager to reshape the
way things are done in the nation's capital. And if these are cynical
times, well, then, it's safe to say Murray Hill is by far the most
cynical.
That's because this little upstart is, in fact, a start-up. Murray
Hill is actually Murray Hill Inc., a small, five-year-old Silver
Spring public relations company that is seeking office to prove a
point (and perhaps get a little attention).
After the Supreme Court declared that corporations have the same
rights as individuals when it comes to funding political campaigns,
the self-described progressive firm took what it considers the next
logical step: declaring for office.
"Until now, corporate interests had to rely on campaign contributions
and influence-peddling to achieve their goals in Washington," the
candidate, who was unavailable for an interview, said in a statement.
"But thanks to an enlightened Supreme Court, now we can eliminate the
middle-man and run for office ourselves."
William Klein, a "hired gun" who has been enlisted as Murray Hill's
campaign manager, said the firm appears to be the first "corporate
person" to run for office and is promising a spirited campaign that
"puts people second, or even third."
The corporate candidate already has its own Web site, a Facebook page
with 2,600 fans and an online ad on YouTube that has drawn more than
172,000 hits.
The ad makes a particularly passionate case for why it's necessary to
have more direct corporate representation in Congress.
In a soothing voice, a narrator bemoans that "as much as corporate
interests gave to politicians, we could never be absolutely sure they
would do our bidding." The ad includes images of gleaming office
towers and disgraced lobbyist Jack Abramoff and promises Murray Hill
will bring "enlightened self-interest and corporate accounting" to
Congress.
It concludes with a rousing call to action: "Vote for Murray Hill
Incorporated for Congress -- for the best democracy money can buy."
The firm, whose clients include labor unions and environmentalists, is
seeking to enter the Republican primary for the 8th District seat held
by Rep. Chris Van Hollen (D).
The firm "wanted to run as a Republican because we feel the Republican
Party is more receptive to our basic message that corporations are
people, too," Klein said, adding that his client has no particular
beef with Van Hollen.
Manifold mockery
Van Hollen welcomes the competition. "The majority on the Court has
made a mockery of our campaign finance laws, and Murray Hill is just
mocking the mockers," said Doug Thornell, a senior adviser to Van
Hollen.
The court's ruling in Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission
drew a torrent of criticism, including from President Obama, who said
in his State of the Union address that it would "open the floodgates
to special interests, including foreign corporations, to spend without
limit in our elections."
An obstacle course
Murray Hill does face a couple of tiny problems in its effort to get
elected to Congress.
For starters, candidates must officially register to vote as a
Republican to run in a Republican primary in Maryland. Late this week,
the Montgomery County Board of Elections wrote to Murray Hill,
informing the firm that its voter registration application had been
rejected.
It seems the corporation does not meet the "minimum requirements" for
voter registration, which include being a U.S. citizen and at least
18, according to Kevin Karpinski, a lawyer for the county elections
board.
Just another case of The Man sticking it to Corporate America.
Eric Hensal, the firm's president, questioned whether the age
requirement should really be applicable. "It's not as if, when a
corporation turns 21, it can buy beer," he said.
The firm is weighing legal action, but the ruling still leaves open
another potential path to victory, said Klein, a longtime political
and communications consultant whose clients have included presidential
aspirant Paul Simon (D-Ill.) and Montgomery County Council member
Duchy Trachtenberg (D-At Large).
In Maryland, independent candidates are not required to be registered
voters. They can qualify for the fall ballot by collecting enough
signatures from voters in their district -- about 4,500, in this case.
But the same pesky age issue is posed by the U.S. Constitution.
It requires candidates for Congress to be at least 25 -- a concern
that is likely to be flagged at the point the corporation attempts to
file for office, which it has yet to do, said Jared DeMarinis,
director of the candidacy and campaign finance division of the
Maryland State Board of Elections.
DeMarinis said the issue of whether Murray Hill is enough of a person
to run for office sounds "like one of those great law school debate
questions." But it's not one that he thinks will be answered in the
firm's favor.
The firm has prepared to deal with other "antiquated" parts of
election law through the use of a "designated human" capable of
signing paperwork and showing up at debates, for example. By vote of
its shareholders, Murray Hill selected Hensal, the company's
president, for that.
Ideas rolling in
Whether or not a corporation ultimately replaces Van Hollen in
Congress, Murray Hill's interest has sparked other speculation among
the political chattering class in Maryland.
Why not have an accounting firm run for comptroller, the state's chief
tax collector? Why not a law firm for attorney general? The winning
firm could arrive in office with a full cadre of associates and save
taxpayers money.
It remains to be seen whether the attention generated by Murray Hill's
bid will be good for its bottom line.
"This really wasn't part of a marketing plan for ourselves," Hensal
said. "It's an opportunity to see this court opinion play out to its
logical conclusion."
In the meantime, Murray Hill is looking to franchise -- and found its
first taker: Computer Umbrella of Sterling. The company is planning to
run in Virginia's 10th Congressional District.
A Murray Hill tool kit available for other corporate aspirants
includes a model news release, talking points and templates for other
campaign materials.
"If your campaign conforms to Murray Hill Inc.'s exacting standards,"
the company says, "your materials may use our logo and official
graphics, which tell the world you are an affiliate of the leader in
corporate civil rights."
Stephen A. Horvath, a prominent Montgomery banker, said he thinks he
is probably better represented in Congress by a live human than a
corporation but added: "I guess with a corporation, should someone go
on vacation, like many of our current members of Congress, you'd have
fill-ins to take their place."