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Darn Good Intelligence

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Jun 21, 2007, 8:53:26 AM6/21/07
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the reason why people say "righttard" is because it sort of sounds
like "retard" - but what is "lefttard" supposed to sound like -
"leopard"? It seems that "rightards" can no longer work out how to
insult properly LOL!

Mike Hunt

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Jun 21, 2007, 8:57:24 AM6/21/07
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"Darn Good Intelligence" <wayn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Rightard sounds like what a 4 year old in pre school would say . Like "
poop head".


Darn Good Intelligence

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Jun 21, 2007, 8:59:49 AM6/21/07
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On Jun 21, 1:57 pm, "Mike Hunt" <MikeH...@yahoo.nospamcom> wrote:
> "Darn Good Intelligence" <waynet...@yahoo.com> wrote in messagenews:1182430406....@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...

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> > the reason why people say "righttard" is because it sort of sounds
> > like "retard" - but what is "lefttard" supposed to sound like -
> > "leopard"? It seems that "rightards" can no longer work out how to
> > insult properly LOL!
> >=================
>
> Rightard sounds like what a 4 year old in pre school would say . Like "
> poop head".


so if rightard sounds childish then surely leftard does to? you can't
say that one is ok and the other not - that makes you a biased cunt.
at least "rightard" sounds like retard. what does lefttard resemble
apart from "leopard"? and leopard is not a good insult.

dsc-ky

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Jun 21, 2007, 1:48:33 PM6/21/07
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On Jun 21, 8:57 am, "Mike Hunt" <MikeH...@yahoo.nospamcom> wrote:
> "Darn Good Intelligence" <waynet...@yahoo.com> wrote in messagenews:1182430406....@w5g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...

>
> > the reason why people say "righttard" is because it sort of sounds
> > like "retard" - but what is "lefttard" supposed to sound like -
> > "leopard"? It seems that "rightards" can no longer work out how to
> > insult properly LOL!
> >=================
>
> Rightard sounds like what a 4 year old in pre school would say . Like "
> poop head".

If you don't use Righttard or similar under each arm... you probalby
stink pretty bad... :)

Are lefttards the stocking thingies that ballerinas wear?

Patriot Games

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Jun 21, 2007, 5:44:39 PM6/21/07
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"Darn Good Intelligence" <wayn...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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No, no, no, no..... You've got it all wrong.

Rightard! And... Leftard! Are compressed commands given by freedom-loving
Constitution-supporting American conservative Republicans to rat-bastard
Socialist Democrats when after herding them they need to be moved from place
to place.

For example, when rat-bastard America-hating Socialist Democrats need to be
moved from their little cubicles to the parking lot so they can get the fuck
out of our offices we would issue these Commands:

Command 1: Attention Losers!

Command 2: Stand Up Losers!

Command 3: Turn off MY computer! Step away from MY cubicle!

Command 4: March quickly to MY elevator!

Command 5: Retards! Turn right! Right, retard, I said turn right!
Rightard!

Command 6: Retards! Turn left! Left, retard, I said turn left! Leftard!

Command 7: Single file! Now get you clanky buster-ugly Earth-saving little
cars out of MY parking lot! Go home!

You're welcome.

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Patriot Games

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Jun 22, 2007, 9:58:59 AM6/22/07
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"Bert Bertolli" <be...@bertware.cotton.com> wrote in message
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> "Patriot Games" <Crazy_Bastard@The_Beach.com> wrote in message
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> Hmmmm, do they listen?? Sorry..........I mean do they listen drill
> sergeant?

If you repeat each command a few times, slowly in a loud and clear voice
they usually listen and obey.


bill-o

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Jun 26, 2007, 10:47:38 AM6/26/07
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On 21-Jun-2007, Darn Good Intelligence <wayn...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> It seems that "rightards" can no longer work out how to
> insult properly LOL!

Linguisticaly, all these -tard insults derive from French (eg Bātard) where
the actual insulting suffix is -ard: connard (ass***e),
Nullard (zero), Soūlard (drunk). We seem to have grafted the t onto the
suffix ą la bātard.
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bill-o

A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between
two golfers neither of whom can putt very well.

rst

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Jun 26, 2007, 12:48:41 PM6/26/07
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On Jun 21, 8:53 am, Darn Good Intelligence <waynet...@yahoo.com>
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We'll gladly allow "Leftard", since it's just about all these right
wing douchebags have left with which to counter any liberal
argument.

We have current events and history (otherwise known as "facts") on our
side, so we'll let you call us "leftards", if that will get you off.

lol

Deathbringer

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Jun 26, 2007, 1:02:14 PM6/26/07
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Wanna know a secret?

We're all Usenetards.


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