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Interviewing for White House Dungeonmistress
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humbubba
Jul 20, 2006, 3:21:09 PM7/20/06
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As President, I will need a highly trustworthy woman to serve as White
House Dungeonmistress. Duties will be varied, but will be focused on
the security of the President when granting audience to the wives,
mistresses, and daughters of various Republicrats for the purpose of
begging the President for pardons for thier disgraced loved ones.
Dungeonmistress will maintain appropriate flow into and through the
White House Fellatorium and Copularium while ensuring that all
Republicrat female visitors have been properly tested, searched, washed
and bound. Apply in Lafayette Park to the guy in the big cardboard hat.
House Dungeonmistress. Duties will be varied, but will be focused on
the security of the President when granting audience to the wives,
mistresses, and daughters of various Republicrats for the purpose of
begging the President for pardons for thier disgraced loved ones.
Dungeonmistress will maintain appropriate flow into and through the
White House Fellatorium and Copularium while ensuring that all
Republicrat female visitors have been properly tested, searched, washed
and bound. Apply in Lafayette Park to the guy in the big cardboard hat.
Rick Hohensee
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