ED CONRAD PROBABLY DEAD AS A DOORNAIL

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HARRISBURG, Pa. (Rueters) --
Search-and-rescue parties from
seven NE Pennsylvania counties
are searching abandoned coal-
mining stripping pits for the lifeless
body of one Ed Conrad.
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The Ignorant Bastard was last
known to be alive when he posted
a message revealing that he had
received a thick unmarked envelope
from The Smithsonian as a bribe for
agreeing never to make a monkey
out of it again.
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Conrad, thoroughly despised
by the Scientific Establishment
for proving Darwinian evolution is
a downright hoax, is a rather nice-
looking chap and you'll agree after
seeing his picture.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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This is Mr. Conrad's Web page
detailing his discovery of petrified
human remains between coal veins
and proving that Charlie Darwin
was blowing it out his ass.
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See vintage colorized photo.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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Anyway, this is Ed's Web page.
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http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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It also should be noted that Mr.
Conrad, who posts on Google
as "Legally Insane," also is very
much hated by evolutionists and
atheists for proving that you don't
die when you're dead.
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This is Ed Conrad's Web page
about Death and Dying, also
containing portions of an exclusive
interview with God Almighty, whom
Ed says is a pretty nice Guy.:
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http://www.edconrad.org
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ED CONRAD'S LAST POSTING BEFORE HE
VANISHED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters) --
Ed Conrad and The Smithsonian
have kissed and made up.
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Attorneys for both sides say
they have smoked a peace pipe
and again are assh*le buddies.
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.obituaries/browse_thread/thread/851aaf850ce87398#
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Ed, who discovered petrified human
remains between coal veins, received
an apology for the fraud that has for
decades been perpetrated against
mankind by folks in white coats in
The Institution.
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He also was given a very thick
nearly-white envelope during a special
ceremony inside one of the cubicles
in the Executive Rest Room
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PAPARAZZI CATCHES ED OPENING ENVELOPE.
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http://eyedrd.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/envelope.jpg
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A Smithsonian spokesman said
Mr. Conrad has promised never
again to post the following material
on Google or sarcastically state that
many so-called "experts" in its employ
are phonier than a crisp, new $8 bill.
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http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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In addition, Ed also has promised
never again to post this ghastly
photograph.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TightFit.jpg
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