9. Often cringe in public.
8. Refer to 'Christmas' as 'X-mas'
7. Would like to see a One-Party State.
6. Claim that Bill Clinton is "highly ethical, but - well, he's no Marion
Barry".
5. Never get closer to the opposite sex than to dress like one.
4. Claim a tax exemption on your profits from cocaine sales.
3. Spend 9 to 5 watching television.
2. Think Easter is about bunnies.
1. Have an in-vitro fertilisation on Federal money...