I Let Them In. What's a Mother Supposed To Do?

[Moriarty]

I am so stressed out...

I'm trynta sleep, there's a knock on the door.
Three men, one of whom tells me "Hi!! I'm Barack Obama. Can you help us with some serious change? Our car broke down, it's freezing!!"

I told him, No room here. Here's some blankets, go sleep in the stable.

I go to bed. Knock on the door ?!?
A Hindu says, "I can not sleep with a cow, please let me in!"
I said no, and he starts walking into town.

back to bed. Knock on the door ?!?
The Muslim can't sleep with a pig. Can he come in?
- No!
"Good night, infidel! I go talk to your neighbor."

back to bed. Knock on the door ?!?!?!?!!
I open the door, and... there's a pig and a cow standing there.

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[Poldie]

I used alt.test for my first post to usenet.