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FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee's home

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BurfordTJustice

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Mar 12, 2018, 7:07:10 AM3/12/18
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This is important for the FBI and unseating Trump,
possible school shooters not so much

FBI seizes over 3,000 penises during raid at morgue employee's home
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a
search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human
penises.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an
employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ
trafficking network.

Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of
agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his
involvement in the crimes.

What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they
expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an
interview with WNTV-4.

"There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each
of them contained a penis floating in formalin."
According to Agent Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon
as he was arrested.

"He explained in great detail, how he had been cutting off dead men's
genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years."
It took the FBI more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other
pieces of evidence that were found on the site.

A dozen federal agents of the FBI's Evidence Response Team were still
identifying, collecting, and packing jars more than six hours after their
arrival on the site.

A total of 53 criminal charges have already been filed against Mr. Murray
and hundreds more could be filed over the next few days.

An anonymous FBI source told WNTV-4 that the number of charges could reach
over 3,000.

Dave Murray will remain in custody for the moment as a psychiatric
evaluation has been ordered to determine if he's fit to stand a trial.

If he is considered fit, he should appear in court in October for the
beginning of the procedures


Mike_Duffy

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Mar 12, 2018, 7:31:54 PM3/12/18
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Seems like a peck of pickled peckers.

ZZyXX

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Mar 12, 2018, 8:53:04 PM3/12/18
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you really do have a thing for penises

Bob Robertson

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Mar 12, 2018, 9:15:28 PM3/12/18
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You do or you wouldn't have mentioned it.

BurfordTJustice

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Mar 13, 2018, 6:50:27 AM3/13/18
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LOL you are the one who jumped on it...LOL




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dvus

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Mar 13, 2018, 8:51:59 AM3/13/18
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On 3/12/2018 7:31 PM, Mike_Duffy wrote:

> Seems like a peck of pickled peckers.

Heh... good one.

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dvus

ZZyXX

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Mar 13, 2018, 2:01:01 PM3/13/18
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I didn't, burpford did it again

ZZyXX

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Mar 13, 2018, 2:01:40 PM3/13/18
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did you forget that you posted it?

Bob Robertson

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Mar 13, 2018, 7:43:57 PM3/13/18
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did you forget you replied to it? You just can't help yourself. They
pull your strings and you JUMP!

BurfordTJustice

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Mar 14, 2018, 6:31:55 AM3/14/18
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"ZZyXX" is the same number of letters as "penis"

Coincidence? We think not.


"Bob Robertson" <bobrober...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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: On Tue, 13 Mar 2018 11:01:39 -0700, ZZyXX

ZZyXX

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Mar 14, 2018, 3:27:17 PM3/14/18
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did you forget burpford posted it?

You just can't help yourself. They
> pull your strings and you JUMP!
>

JUMP

ZZyXX

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Mar 14, 2018, 3:28:12 PM3/14/18
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On 3/14/18 3:31 AM, BurfordTJustice wrote:
> "ZZyXX" is the same number of letters as "penis"
>
> Coincidence? We think not.
>

exactly, you think not
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