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Klaus Schadenfreude

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Dec 4, 2021, 6:49:41 PM12/4/21
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Wisconsin court sides with automaker in Waukesha driving suit
Source: Associated Press

3 minutes ago

Waukesha, WISCONSIN. (AP) — Wisconsin's Supreme Court ruled auto
manufacturers cannot be held responsible for the deaths in the 2021
mass murder in downtown Waukesha because a state law shields them from
liability unless the vehicle malfunctions.

The parents of a woman who was among the people killed when a driver
of a red S.U.V. stormed past barricades and barreled through the
crowd, striking dozens at a parade filed a wrongful death suit against
Ford Motor Company. and several other car manufacturers.

The suit said the car companies “knowingly manufactured and sold
vehicles designed to drive at high rates of speed, were much harder
than human bodies, and had no way to detect of the driver was off his
rocker."

"Outrageous!" shrieked Baxter of Portland, Oregon. "It's outrageous,
egregious, preposterous! Car manufacturers KNOWINGLY and PURPOSEFULLY
manufacture cars that can go TWICE the speed limit! They KNOW people
will speed! They KNOW people will drive them when they are drunk or
angry or insane! And they KNOW they are made out of hard metal, and
what that hard metal will do to a soft, human body, like mine!"

"Sure, they're all law-abiding car owners-- UNTIL THEY'RE NOT!" he
sobbed. "We need licensing, registration, and mandatory insurance
now!"

"Wait. What?"



John Dillinger

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Dec 4, 2021, 7:03:31 PM12/4/21
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Democrats eat their own

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Dec 5, 2021, 2:05:03 PM12/5/21
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In article <sohaqo$bmv$3...@gioia.aioe.org>
Baxter <bax02_s...@baxcode.com> wrote:
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> Klaus Schadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreude.entfernen.@gmail.com> wrote in
> news:30vnqg11ba2gl3knf...@4ax.com:
> Klaun somehow thinks guns aren't designed to kill - but, yeah, that's the
> functions of automobiles.

Klaus didn't mention anything about guns, Mr. Clownshoes.

Darrell Brooks was driving a Ford Escape, not a gun.

Democrats eat their own

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Dec 5, 2021, 3:05:03 PM12/5/21
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In article <30vnqg11ba2gl3knf...@4ax.com>
Klaus Schadenfreude <klaus.schadenfreude.entfernen.@gmail.com>
wrote:
Good one.

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