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Jim Alder

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Dec 9, 2009, 11:54:42 PM12/9/09
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The other day my 13 year old (8th grade) nephew said they were reading a
book aloud in class that "dropped the F bomb". I didn't catch the title, but
it was the memoirs of an abused child, apparently, and he was remembering one
of his outbursts at his parents, which included the phrase "Fuck you." This is
"literature"?
I can't begin to list the number of things he has YET to be taught in
school. The other day on Wheel of Fortune (yeah, I know, but it comes on
before Jeopardy) the puzzle was almost filled up and I asked him what it was.
He read "We hold these truths to be" and didn't know the last word, even
though most of it was there.
Which brings me to Barack Obama�s �Safe Schools Czar� Kevin Jennings.
I'm not even sure what his duties as 'Safe Schools Czar" are, but I'm really
curious what his qualifications are. Jennings is the founder of GLSEN, the
"Gay, Lesbian, and Straight Education Network". He was their conference's
keynote speaker in 2000 and their executive director in 2007.
At these conferences, children as young as 12 attend workshops that cover
subjects like 'fisting', 'golden showers' and how rude it is to spit rather
than swallow!

http://tinyurl.com/yb7b3fz
www.massresistance.org/docs/issues/fistgate/index.html

I guess a book with "fuck" in it isn't much to worry about.


--
My girlfriend asked me "Have you been having
sex behind my back?"

I said "Who in the hell did you think it was?"

....the_pc_jellllybean!!.!!!!.

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Dec 10, 2009, 1:10:55 AM12/10/09
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"Jim Alder" <jima...@ssnet.com> wrote in message
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> I can't begin to list the number of things he has YET to be taught in
> school. The other day on Wheel of Fortune (yeah, I know, but it comes on
> before Jeopardy) the puzzle was almost filled up and I asked him what it
> was.
> He read "We hold these truths to be" and didn't know the last word, even
> though most of it was there.


But I bet he can drink sodas and eat twinkies by the bucketload while
shooting sparrows with his BB gun.

Bless his little rightard heart...;P)

U S Army Lt.

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Dec 10, 2009, 1:20:05 AM12/10/09
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"Jim Alder" <jima...@ssnet.com> wrote in message
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> The other day my 13 year old (8th grade) nephew said they were
> reading a
> book aloud in class that "dropped the F bomb". I didn't catch the title,
> but
> it was the memoirs of an abused child, apparently, and he was remembering
> one
> of his outbursts at his parents, which included the phrase "Fuck you."
> This is
> "literature"?
> I can't begin to list the number of things he has YET to be taught in
> school. The other day on Wheel of Fortune (yeah, I know, but it comes on
> before Jeopardy) the puzzle was almost filled up and I asked him what it
> was.
> He read "We hold these truths to be" and didn't know the last word, even
> though most of it was there.
> Which brings me to Barack Obama's "Safe Schools Czar" Kevin Jennings.
> I'm not even sure what his duties as 'Safe Schools Czar" are, but I'm
> really

Yeah, "Go fuck yourself ", by Cheney is sooo family oriented and dragging
Clinton's 'oral sex' out on the nightly news for six years sure has "family"
values.
You mental case repugs make Americans sick.

....the_pc_jellllybean!!.!!!!.

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Dec 10, 2009, 2:49:00 AM12/10/09
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"U S Army Lt." <u...@global.net> wrote in message
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Well said.

bvallely

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Dec 10, 2009, 3:03:52 AM12/10/09
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.
> Yeah, "Go fuck yourself ", by Cheney is sooo family oriented and dragging
> Clinton's 'oral sex' out on the nightly news for six years sure has "family"
> values.
.
Yeah, that's great.

THE OBAMA SAFE SCHOOL CZAR TAUGHT CHILD ABOUT FISTING, WATERSPORTS AND
GAVE THEM A MAP TO LEATHER BARS!

AND YOU'RE DEFENDING HIM.

....the_pc_jellllybean!!.!!!!.

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Dec 10, 2009, 6:06:34 AM12/10/09
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"bvallely" <bval...@aol.com> wrote in message
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You think none of them have ever fisted anyone before? Is *that* what you
think???.....


> [cue rightwing outrage]

Democratic Teabagging Fag

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Dec 10, 2009, 10:03:37 AM12/10/09
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Waiting for his next teabag, <.... tHe_PC_JelLlLy BeAn!! .! !!!
.> wrote:

And you must be the product of a botched abortion.

-

Teabagging is an erotic activity used within
the context of BDSM and male dominance, with
a dominant man teabagging his submissive
partner as one variation of facesitting and/or
as a means of inflicting erotic humiliation.

A favorite hobby amongst LIBERALS.

Beam Me Up Scotty

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Democratic Teabagging Fag wrote:
> Waiting for his next teabag, <.... tHe_PC_JelLlLy BeAn!! .! !!!
> ..> wrote:
>
>> "Jim Alder" <jima...@ssnet.com> wrote in message
>> news:Xns9CDCF33F3F5BF...@216.196.97.142...
>>> I can't begin to list the number of things he has YET to be taught in
>>> school. The other day on Wheel of Fortune (yeah, I know, but it comes on
>>> before Jeopardy) the puzzle was almost filled up and I asked him what it
>>> was.
>>> He read "We hold these truths to be" and didn't know the last word, even
>>> though most of it was there.
>>
>> But I bet he can drink sodas and eat twinkies by the bucketload while
>> shooting sparrows with his BB gun.
>>
>> Bless his little rightard heart...;P)
>>
>>
> And you must be the product of a botched abortion.


Some babies "Liberals just can't kill" even when they attack them at
their most defenseless time.

*Liberals are Pro-violence against defenseless human life*


Jim Alder

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Dec 10, 2009, 2:43:09 PM12/10/09
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"U S Army Lt." <u...@global.net> wrote in news:hfq3s9$lkp$1...@news.eternal-
september.org:

Even for a dumb shit like you, that's a reach of biblical proportions!
Cheney's under-his-breath expletive compares to teaching children how to fist
each other and piss on each other? You're fucking psychotic!

Jim Alder

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Dec 10, 2009, 2:44:03 PM12/10/09
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bvallely <bval...@aol.com> wrote in news:69675bf6-bd2d-4f35-b747-9952b4d2a2a4
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Of course he does! He has a D after his name!

....the_pc_jellllybean!!.!!!!.

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"Democratic Teabagging Fag" <Girl...@Libs.com> wrote in message
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> Waiting for his next teabag, <.... tHe_PC_JelLlLy BeAn!! .! !!!
> .> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Jim Alder" <jima...@ssnet.com> wrote in message
>>news:Xns9CDCF33F3F5BF...@216.196.97.142...
>>> I can't begin to list the number of things he has YET to be taught
>>> in
>>> school. The other day on Wheel of Fortune (yeah, I know, but it comes on
>>> before Jeopardy) the puzzle was almost filled up and I asked him what it
>>> was.
>>> He read "We hold these truths to be" and didn't know the last word, even
>>> though most of it was there.
>>
>>
>>But I bet he can drink sodas and eat twinkies by the bucketload while
>>shooting sparrows with his BB gun.
>>
>>Bless his little rightard heart...;P)
>>
>>
> And you must be the product of a bo<SMAK>!

Sorry bumboy, you were saying?/?


....the_pc_jellllybean!!.!!!!.

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Dec 10, 2009, 6:40:17 PM12/10/09
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"Beam Me Up Scotty" <Then-Destro...@Talk-n-dog.com> wrote in
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> Democratic Teabagging Fag wrote:
>> Waiting for his next teabag, <.... tHe_PC_JelLlLy BeAn!! .! !!!
>> ..> wrote:
>>
>>> "Jim Alder" <jima...@ssnet.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns9CDCF33F3F5BF...@216.196.97.142...
>>>> I can't begin to list the number of things he has YET to be taught
>>>> in
>>>> school. The other day on Wheel of Fortune (yeah, I know, but it comes
>>>> on
>>>> before Jeopardy) the puzzle was almost filled up and I asked him what
>>>> it
>>>> was.
>>>> He read "We hold these truths to be" and didn't know the last word,
>>>> even
>>>> though most of it was there.
>>>
>>> But I bet he can drink sodas and eat twinkies by the bucketload while
>>> shooting sparrows with his BB gun.
>>>
>>> Bless his little rightard heart...;P)
>>>
>>>
>> And you must be the product of a botched abortion.
>
>
> Some babies "Liberals just can<SMAK!>


Tell us please, is it physically painfull to be as stupid as you are?

No really, does it hurt to be you?


bvallely

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Dec 14, 2009, 3:25:30 AM12/14/09
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On Dec 10, 3:06 am, <.... tHe_PC_JelLlLy
BeAn!! .! !!! .> wrote:
> "bvallely" <bvall...@aol.com> wrote in message
.
See, what I wrote was supposed to shame you into making a slight
allowance for morality. I guess you're too far gone.

Jim Alder

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Dec 14, 2009, 12:30:09 PM12/14/09
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bvallely <bval...@aol.com> wrote in news:140adb7a-a663-4198-9f58-6cc0341c7631
@k32g2000prb.googlegroups.com:

Proving once again that no matter how low you sink in parody, you really
can't match the moral depravity of the leftwing scumbag. This guy was
obviously being fisted at 12 years old and thinks that's normal.

bvallely

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Dec 14, 2009, 2:53:31 PM12/14/09
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On Dec 14, 9:30 am, Jim Alder <jimal...@ssnet.com> wrote:
> bvallely <bvall...@aol.com> wrote in news:140adb7a-a663-4198-9f58-6cc0341c7631

> @k32g2000prb.googlegroups.com:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Dec 10, 3:06 am, <....  tHe_PC_JelLlLy
> > BeAn!!  .!              !!!               .> wrote:
> >> "bvallely" <bvall...@aol.com> wrote in message
>
> >>news:69675bf6-bd2d-4f35...@15g2000prz.googlegroups.com...
>
> >> > .
> >> >> Yeah, "Go fuck yourself ", by Cheney is sooo family oriented and
> dragging
> >> >> Clinton's 'oral sex' out on the nightly news for six years sure has
> >> >> "family" values.
> >> > .
> >> > Yeah, that's great.
>
> >> > THE OBAMA SAFE SCHOOL CZAR TAUGHT CHILD ABOUT FISTING, WATERSPORTS AND
> >> > GAVE THEM A MAP TO LEATHER BARS!
>
> >> > AND YOU'RE DEFENDING HIM.
>
> >> You think none of them have ever fisted anyone before? Is *that* what you
> >> think???.....
> > .
> > See, what I wrote was supposed to shame you into making a slight
> > allowance for morality.  I guess you're too far gone.
>
>     Proving once again that no matter how low you sink in parody, you really
> can't match the moral depravity of the leftwing scumbag. This guy was
> obviously being fisted at 12 years old and thinks that's normal.
.
Mind you, this was the same guy who feigned outraged when Mark Folly
wrote naughty e-mails to interns who were of legal age.

Jim Alder

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Dec 14, 2009, 4:17:21 PM12/14/09
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bvallely <bval...@aol.com> wrote in news:52538e10-f6d9-46e4-becb-f7f56c746e83
@a39g2000pre.googlegroups.com:

What IS the legal age for receiving naughty emails? I'll bet he wasn't
nearly so incensed when Gerry Studds took a high school boy page on vacation
with him?

....the_pc_jellllybean!!.!!!!.

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"bvallely" <bval...@aol.com> wrote in message
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===

I love it how these rightard hypocrites scream and shout about alleged
fisting edicts, yet defend a predatory pedophile like Foley.


LOL!


....the_pc_jellllybean!!.!!!!.

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"Jim Alder" <jima...@ssnet.com> wrote in message
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> bvallely <bval...@aol.com> wrote in
> news:140adb7a-a663-4198-9f58-6cc0341c7631
> @k32g2000prb.googlegroups.com:
>
>> On Dec 10, 3:06 am, <.... tHe_PC_JelLlLy
>> BeAn!! .! !!! .> wrote:
>>> "bvallely" <bvall...@aol.com> wrote in message
>>>
>>> news:69675bf6-bd2d-4f35...@15g2000prz.googlegroups.com...
>>>
>>> > .
>>> >> Yeah, "Go fuck yourself ", by Cheney is sooo family oriented and
> dragging
>>> >> Clinton's 'oral sex' out on the nightly news for six years sure has
>>> >> "family" values.
>>> > .
>>> > Yeah, that's great.
>>>
>>> > THE OBAMA SAFE SCHOOL CZAR TAUGHT CHILD ABOUT FISTING, WATERSPORTS AND
>>> > GAVE THEM A MAP TO LEATHER BARS!
>>>
>>> > AND YOU'RE DEFENDING HIM.
>>>
>>> You think none of them have ever fisted anyone before? Is *that* what
>>> you
>>> think???.....
>> .
>> See, what I wrote was supposed to shame you into making a slight
>> allowance for morality. I guess you're too far gone.
>
> Proving once again that no matter how low you sink in parody,


You need to go look up the meaning of the word "parody", you ignorant cunt.

And while you're at it, look up and check to see if South Australia really
is a different country to Australia, as you claimed, or just another state,
like Western Australia......LOL!


/*snicker/*


....the_pc_jellllybean!!.!!!!.

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"Jim Alder" <jima...@ssnet.com> wrote in message
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> What IS the legal age for receiving naughty emails? I'll bet he<SMAK!>


Yet another rightard hypocrite defending the predatory pedophile Foley.

*snicker*

bvallely

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Dec 15, 2009, 1:45:59 AM12/15/09
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On Dec 14, 5:08 pm, <.... tHe_PC_JelLlLy
.
Who defended Folly - throw the scoundrel out, say I.

My point is to contrast your feigned outrage over Folly realtively
minor indiscretions with your passionate defense of an honest monster
like Kevin Jennings.

....the_pc_jellllybean!!.!!!!.

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"bvallely" <bval...@aol.com> wrote in message
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On Dec 14, 5:08 pm, <.... tHe_PC_JelLlLy
BeAn!! .! !!! .> wrote:
> "bvallely" <bvall...@aol.com> wrote in message

> >>Mind you, this was the same guy who feigned outraged when Mark Folly


> >>wrote naughty e-mails to interns who were of legal age.
>
> ===
>
>> I love it how these rightard hypocrites scream and shout about alleged
>> fisting edicts, yet defend a predatory pedophile like Foley.
.
>Who defended Folly


You did.

You clearly rationalized and diminshed his behavior to simply "sending
naughty emails".

>My point is to contrast your feigned outrage over Folly realtively minor
>indiscretions

There you go again, defending the actions of a predatory pedohpile.

You're not very smart, are you ? .

bvallely

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On Dec 15, 3:31 pm, <.... tHe_PC_JelLlLy

BeAn!! .! !!! .> wrote:
> "bvallely" <bvall...@aol.com> wrote in message
>
> news:da12de74-f5c5-4648...@h14g2000pri.googlegroups.com...
> On Dec 14, 5:08 pm, <....  tHe_PC_JelLlLy
> BeAn!!  .!              !!!               .> wrote:
>
>
>
> > "bvallely" <bvall...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > >>Mind you, this was the same guy who feigned outraged when Mark Folly
> > >>wrote naughty e-mails to interns who were of legal age.
>
> > ===
>
> >> I love it how these rightard hypocrites scream and shout about alleged
> >> fisting edicts, yet defend a predatory pedophile like Foley.
> .
> >Who defended Folly
.
> You did.
.
I did no such thing.

.
> You clearly rationalized and diminshed his behavior to simply "sending
> naughty emails".
.
What Folley did IS minor, compared to the activities of Kevin
Jennings. Folley didn't instruct 13 year olds how to "fist", piss on
each other, or hand out maps which told the 13 year olds the locations
of the nearest gay leather bar. He didn't write the intro to "The
Queering of Elementary Education" and didn't name the head and founder
of the North American Man/Boy Love association.

Folley sent naughty e-mails to young men who were within the legal age
of consent. What he did was creepy and unworthy of an elected offical
- which is why, at the time, I supported Folley stepping down - but
nothing Folley did is anywhere near the casual reversion and
corruption of Kevin Jennings.


.
> >My point is to contrast your feigned outrage over Folly realtively minor
> >indiscretions

.


> There you go again, defending the actions of a predatory pedohpile.

.
There you go again, lying.

1. The young men Folley e-mailed were within the age of consent, and
2. There is no evidence he ever so much as touched any of them.

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