Finally, a happy story for once. Outbursts of irrepressible joy erupted
throughout the exclusive island community of Martha's Vineyard,
Massachusetts, last night. For hundreds of years, Martha's Vineyard has
suffered from the soul crushing effects of its own Whiteness. Island
residents understood there was only one cure. They badly needed diversity.
In fact, they often said so, but despite their very best efforts over many
years, diversity never came to Martha's Vineyard. It was tragic.
Imagine an 18th century British frigate adrift on the high seas with no
lines, sailors slowly going mad, convulsing, dying, excruciating deaths
from scurvy. That was Martha's Vineyard, except it wasn't lime juice they
lacked. They had plenty of that because you can't make a gin and tonic
without it. What Martha's Vineyard lacked was diversity, which is to say
strength. Martha's Vineyard was a very weak place. As of yesterday
morning, that island was 89% White, monochromatic and utterly homogenous.
Nearly everybody there was a rich Democrat. 80% voted for Joe Biden. The
median home price was over $1,000,000. And then in a single blessed
moment, everything changed. Relief arrived for an unlikely source.
Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida, having made his own state a paradise,
decided to help other states desperately in need. So yesterday, the center
sent 50 illegal aliens, most of them from Venezuela, to the Martha's
Vineyard Airport. They traveled from San Antonio to the Florida Panhandle
and filing to their new home on Martha's Vineyard. CBS Boston reports that
after landing, the group wandered about three and a half miles from the
airport into town, thereby instantly improving it. You can imagine the
unrestrained jubilation on Martha's Vineyard tonight, long-suffering
islanders finally rescued from their own oppressive Whiteness. In fact,
let's go there now to check in on the celebrations.
Well, that's not expected. Obviously, there has been a mistake. No, our
producers are telling us there are no technical problems. That is, in
fact, a live shot from Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts, right now, but
where were the weeping, joyful crowds? Where was the champagne and the
ticker tape? We expected Times Square and V-J Day. What we got was a
cemetery at midnight. What? But maybe it's not so confusing. Maybe things
aren't as they seem. Our first clue is Barack Obama. Barack Obama is a
part-time resident of Martha's Vineyard. Obama is also, of course, as you
know, the country's greatest proponent of diversity. For years, Obama
earnestly told us that immigrants were better than Americans. They were
holy. They make our country strong.
BARACK OBAMA: America is—and always has been—a nation of immigrants.
Throughout our history, immigrants have come to our shores in wave after
wave from every corner of the globe. Every one of us, unless we're Native
American, has an ancestor who was born somewhere else. That's what makes
America special. That's what makes a strong. The basic idea of welcoming
immigrants to our shores is central to our way of life. It is in our DNA.
So, that was basically the whole presidency right there for eight years.
Obama hectoring us about diversity, but he didn't just talk about it. He
spent his two years in office making certain that places like Des Moines,
Iowa and Portland, Maine became much less White than they previously had
been because, as he so often told us, Whiteness is bad. It's a disease.
So, we recall being a little confused when we read that Barack Obama had
spent $12 million to buy an eight-bathroom oceanfront property on Martha's
Vineyard, which is one of the Whitest places on Earth. Really, Martha's
Vineyard? Why not Baltimore or Gary, Indiana? Is there really no real
estate left in Detroit for the Obama family compound? There's got to be.
What's going on here? We didn't know.
And then in 2019, Michelle Obama explained it to us. Listen to this.
MICHELLE OBAMA: We grew up in the period, as I write, called "White
flight." That is families like ours, upstanding families like ours, you
know, who were doing everything we were supposed to do and better, as we
moved in, White folks moved out because they were afraid of what our
families represented, and I always stop there when I talk about this out
in the world, because, you know, I want to remind White folks that y'all
were running from us. And you're still running because we're no different
than the immigrant families that are moving in, the families in Pilsen,
the families that are coming from other places to try to do better and so,
yeah, I feel a sense of injustice.
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So, there she was, reminding White folks who badly needed reminding that
the Obamas are "no different from the immigrant families moving in"
because White people hate them, too. They're still running, as she just
said. So that explained it to us. The Obamas were, in fact, despised
immigrants. So, when they moved to a $12 million seaside compound on
Martha's Vineyard, the point is not to live in luxury with other rich
people. No, obviously. The point is to diversify Martha's Vineyard, to
strike a blow for justice. That makes sense to us and we felt better.
But then last night happened and we started to rethink our assumptions
about the Obamas, about a lot of things, because a planeload of highly
diverse immigrants arrived on Martha's Vineyard to join the Obamas, but
the Obamas didn't welcome them. There was not a word from Barack or
Michelle Obama. Barack wasn't waiting at the airport to greet the
diversifiers with flowers. He didn't issue a statement of congratulations.
He didn't invite a single Venezuelan to his home. How come?
Could it be that Barack Obama isn't really actually in real life in favor
of diversity at all? Could it be that Barack Obama strongly prefers blond
SoulCycle moms and Lululemon to sweaty Third World campesinos and dirty
work pants? Could it be? We can't say. But we can tell you that if you
want to find out what people really think, go ahead and ignore what they
say and watch how they live and by that measure, the one that matters,
Barack and Michelle Obama are every bit as bigoted as any board member in
any restricted country club in the Deep South, assuming those still exist.
"Those people? They're not dating my daughter. I could tell you that."
So, the words we learned this week that Barack Obama really is a racist
and not in the way you've always assumed. Obama may hate White people. He
certainly seems to, but he also demands to live around them and only them.
But the Obamas, to be fair, are not alone in this. His friends at the news
networks in Washington, New York and Los Angeles feel exactly the same way
because they're exactly the same sort of people. CNN, for example, spent
the day interviewing people connected in some way to Martha's Vineyard.
Turns out that precisely none of them were excited about the planeload of
Venezuelans. One of them, the state rep for the island, even blamed this
show for the sudden blessed surge in diversity. Watch this.
DYLAN FERNANDES: Ron DeSantis and Republicans might want to play political
games with people's lives. I believe that's incredibly inhumane to be
using women and children and families as a political pawn that you’re
going to talk about on "Tucker Carlson" and pretend to be tough on
immigration.
Wow. So, see if you can follow the argument here. When penniless illegal
aliens show up in Brownsville, Texas, one of the poorest cities in the
United States, they are noble strivers. They're looking for a better life
in this country, and we applaud them. "Good luck in Brownsville, newly
arrived immigrants," but when these very same people jump the moat and get
a free flight to Martha's Vineyard, it's something else entirely. It is,
as the state rep just told you, "playing political games with people's
lives" because it's dangerous. These immigrants could wander into a
clambake by accident or worse, much worse.
Earlier today, CNN anchor John Berman (who just got fired, by the way,
this morning. This morning!) John Berman interviewed noted filmmaker Ken
Burns. Burns is famous, but sad, exactly the kind of middle-aged prestige
hound who spends an awful lot of time looming around Martha's Vineyard
looking for other famous people. Burns has a new film out that blames the
United States, of all countries on Earth, for the Holocaust.
Now that the World War II generation has passed, Ken Burns can do that.
There's no chance angry veterans will show up at his house and beat him
with their canes for besmirching the memory of their closest friends who
died in the early twenties fighting the Nazis. So, Ken Burns can say
whatever he wants, and he will believe him. So, this morning, Burns played
the role of Holocaust expert on CNN and you know what Ken Burns has
discovered? Ken Burns has discovered that Ron DeSantis sending illegal
aliens to Martha's Vineyard is pretty much exactly what Hitler did, pretty
much exactly. Watch this.
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JOHN BERMAN: All of your documentaries are about history, but all of them
also make you think about where we are now and we woke up to the news this
morning that Governor Ron DeSantis of Florida sent two plane loads of
migrants to Martha's Vineyard off the coast of Massachusetts and kids and
whatnot and I'm not saying this is not a one-for-one. This is not a
parallel here in any way, but it does address some of the same themes.
KEN BURNS: This is coming straight out of the authoritarian playbook. This
is what's so disturbing about DeSantis is to use human beings, to
weaponize human beings for a political purpose.
Do you hear that, ladies and gentlemen? It's literally – literally – just
like the Holocaust. Edgartown is Dachau. Oak Bluffs is Treblinka. The
horrors! This is genocide and it may be, but of course, everything is
relative. Martha's Vineyard may be a modern-day death camp, but compared
to where illegal aliens usually go, it doesn't look that bad. Let's
compare just for fun. On your screen, you will see images recently shot in
America's border towns, which are now completely overrun under Joe Biden's
immigration policy. You will know this if you look carefully chaos,
violence and filth.
Now we will take you to Martha's Vineyard. It's hellish, perhaps, but in a
very different way—families eating together on balconies overlooking the
water, women doing their shopping in a quaint little town on bicycles,
couples strolling along the boardwalk, sailboats. It doesn't look that
bad. Oh, but that's exactly the problem the media told us today. Martha's
Vineyard may seem like one of the richest places on the planet, but
somehow – somehow – there aren't enough social services there. It's bereft
of social services, unlike Brownsville.
'CBS MORNINGS' ANCHORS FRET OVER FLORIDA MIGRANTS BEING RELOCATED TO
MARTHA'S VINEYARD: 'INHUMANE'
CBS News put it "Martha's Vineyard is not an urban metropolitan area with
a robust social services infrastructure. There's no Justice Department
immigration court where the migrants can attend asylum hearings. There's
no ICE field office for migrants can check in" now, but you see, Martha's
Vineyard is in "an urban area" with a "robust social services
infrastructure" that other people get to deal with and honestly, that's
true and it's kind of the whole idea.
That's why DeSantis sent the illegal aliens to Martha's Vineyard. People
who make and advocate for certain policies should at some point have to
live with those policies, but until now, they haven't had to. Bill Gates
goes to Martha's Vineyard. So does Oprah, James Taylor, Spike Lee, Amy
Schumer, and many more and all of them. Every one is a much better person
than you are because they support diversity and now for the first time,
they're going to have some diversity.
But it's just the beginning. Martha's Vineyard will need many, many more
illegal aliens, tens of housands more, until the island is no longer
majority White. Only then can it be a good place. Yet, at the same time,
the people who currently go to Martha's Vineyard are going to have to keep
going there. They can't run away to somewhere else. That would be immoral.
It would be, as Michelle Obama has told us, "White flight." Now massive
demographic change will obviously make Martha's Vineyard a very different
sort of place, but that's okay. Change is good. Anyone who fears change is
racist. We know that for sure because they told us that for years.
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"Where," you may ask, "will all these new people live on such a small
island?" Simple. First, they can occupy Barack Obama's compound. There is
no reason Obama needs that much space. Nobody needs that much space. You
could probably fit a dozen immigrant families in Barack Obama's pool house
and another five or six in the pantry. Keep going. Build a soccer field on
the lawn, an outdoor goat barbecue by the back door and bingo, you've got
affordable housing, but it won't be enough.
The vineyard is going to need to construct shantytowns for all these new
people, but we can't call them shantytowns. Obviously, that's demeaning.
So, we're going to call them townships after Obama's favorite country and
they're going to give them dignified names that suggest some kind of
victory over adversity: Mandela, Cesar Chavezville, Kamala-apolis.
Now, inside each one we will put a plaque with that famous Emma Lazarus
poem, just so that everybody knows that these are not ordinary favelas.
These are moral victories. As the signs say in Martha's Vineyard to this
day, "No human is illegal. Love is love." That's just science.
But speaking of science, what will the environmental impact of all this
new development be? That's a massive concern of Martha's Vineyard and for
good reason, but in this case, it's not a concern. None of these new
townships will have running water or electricity. So, by definition, they
will be carbon-neutral. It'll be part of the Green Revolution.
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'SEND EVERY' MIGRANT TO MASSACHUSETTS
Local law enforcement services won't be strained either because they won't
be needed. None of these new arrivals will be bound by local laws. Why
would they be? They ignored federal law to get here. There's no reason
that they should have to observe the vineyard's ordinances against, say,
drunk driving or defecating in public and just in case, there are still
vineyarders who think they have the right to protect what they own, think
again, people. We refer you to the case of the fascist McCloskey family in
St. Louis who once tried that, tried to defend what's theirs, and they got
indicted for it, so that's not allowed. But we can't fully trust you.
Somebody's going to have to go door to door to make sure that not one
person on Martha's Vineyard keeps a gun at home because self-defense can
be tempting even for Democratic voters.
There's a lot of change for the Vineyard and they're going to start work
soon. The summer season begins on Memorial Day. So, when Amy Schumer shows
up to her place in June, she better be ready to find an illegal alien
family using her bath towels. Yes, she will and let's hope she doesn't
complain about it, because as Joe Biden often reminds us, illegal
immigration is a gift.
PRESIDENT BIDEN: Guess what? They're the reason why, the legal as well as
undocumented, they're the reason why our society is functioning, the
reason why our economy is growing. We don't talk about that. We stand up
and act like it's a burden. It is not a burden. It's a gift.
Hear that? Hear that? Illegal immigration is not a burden. It's a gift,
dumbo. So, Martha's Vineyard received an enormous gift last night. Think
of it like a perpetual Christmas, but noisier. And you can't beat the
timing. As Karine Jean-Pierre just reminded us today at the White House,
it's Hispanic Heritage Month. Perfect, so roll with it, Martha's Vineyard.
Things are about to change a lot for you, but that's OK.
Radical, destructive change is the essence of anti-racism, and as you've
told us so many times, you support anti-racism, lest we need to remind you
and, in any case, pretty soon you'll have no memory of the way things were
before. Martha's Vineyard will feel and look just like El Paso and that
will all seem normal to you. "What's El Paso like?" you wonder. Haven't
been there lately? OK. Well, here's some recent pictures.
ABC CORRESPONDENT SAYS WHITE HOUSE WANTS TO BE ‘TALKING ABOUT LITERALLY
ANYTHING ELSE’ BESIDES IMMIGRATION
REPORTER LIANNA GOLDEN: I want to show you an exact look of what we're
seeing out here. We're right next to the Greyhound bus station where, as
we've been telling you for days now, migrants, mostly a large group of
Venezuelans, have been using this area as a temporary camp and a home.
Now, take a look at this video from earlier this morning and overnight
where you can see migrants have set up sleeping arrangements on cardboard
and mattresses in this same spot here outside the bus station. Dagostino
and other city leaders, said their number one priority is to avoid people
on the streets, but since CBP has been so overwhelmed with the large
numbers coming in, they have been forced to release as such. As more and
more people have been on the streets in recent days, sanitation and
cleanliness have become a concern out here. We're not seeing any porta
potties or temporary toilet showers or sinks and as you can imagine, the
smell is beginning to add up.
Oh, wow. Look, El Paso has Venezuelans, too, and that's why tonight it's
redolent of diversity, brimming with the gift of illegal immigration.
That'll be Edgartown, Massachusetts soon but we can't stop there. Why
would we? If we're really going to make Martha's Vineyard look like the
world, the people who vacation on Martha's Vineyard have created for the
rest of us, we're going to need to import graffiti artists, armed robbers
and subway rapists and the drug addicted homeless community, many, many of
those and their tents.
Why should they be living outside your house when they could be camped on
Barack Obama's $12 million lawn? That seems fair. Why isn't it fair? Well,
unfortunately, don't expect Obama to see it the same way. He is a racist
as we've established, and so apparently are his fellow liberals. They are
outraged by the idea of illegal aliens near their island vacation homes.
Before long, they'll be tweeting in solidarity with the Vineyard's White
community. "Hashtag, I stand with Martha's Vineyard." Little Island emojis
in their bios. Hilarious. That could actually happen, by the way, because
in the end, liberals really do stand with Martha's Vineyard against
everyone else and honestly, on some level, we can kind of understand why.
If we're being honest, we don't want to see Martha's Vineyard trashed.
We're Americans and Martha's Vineyard is a beautiful place. It's a sin to
destroy beautiful things always. Unfortunately, and this really is the
point, Martha's Vineyard is one of a dwindling number of beautiful places
left in our country. Martha's Vineyard is what most of America once was
not all that long ago—small, socially cohesive, orderly, safe with
traditional human-centered architecture and big stretches of nature,
unspoiled by industrial wind farms and dollar stores.
The people who live in Martha's Vineyard now didn't build any of that. The
people who did build it are long gone, along with the attitudes and values
that made it possible. The people who live there now just came for the
nostalgia and all that's left really are the buildings and the beaches,
but still you'd hate to see them wrecked.
On the other hand, at this point, we may have no choice. No sane country
would allow millions of foreign nationals to walk across its borders
illegally and then immediately give them government benefits in exchange
for mocking our rule of law. No one would ever do that. It is suicide.
Over time, it will destroy the United States. Everyone can see that, no
matter what they say, but the people who vacation on Martha's Vineyard
don't care. They are making this possible. They support it. They vote for
it. They fund it, and they can do all of that because they are so
insulated from the effects of Joe Biden's lunatic immigration policies
that none of it matters to them. The country collapses? Big deal. They
live on an island. but to the rest of us, it is a big deal. This is our
country. We were born here. We planned to die here. We have nowhere else
to go, and we don't want to live in a slum. Maybe Martha's Vineyard will
finally understand.
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