It's Homosexual SHAME Month Again!
Mother Bernadette Nolan
SHAME month again, the month when homosexuals around the globe dress
up -- or undress, if they can get away with it -- and get in
everybody's face announcing how "proud" they are to be committing oral
and anal atrocities in the eyes of God and society? You see them
everywhere wearing loud colors (under which they wear absolutely
nothing), blowing horns (not to mention a few other things), pounding
drums, and chanting, "We're here! We're queer! We're going to spread
diseases to everyone! Get used to it!" They're vulgar; they're
nasty, and even though they're sick they won't go away and die quietly
without telling everyone who'll listen what they are and what they've
done with their sex organs.
I know because until recently I was a sexually disturbed lesbian
myself. I used to cruise truck stops and pick up frustrated women,
mostly housewives whose husbands were bums, drunks, or dope heads, and
seduce and then corrupt them in the name of Satan. I signed the evil
Lesbian Agenda in my own blood and performed witchcraft to bring
God-fearing but doubting women into the sick, twisted lesbian
lifestyle. I was a successful recruiter, too. The lesbian community
gave me many awards for destroying marriages and bringing literally
hundreds of women and children into the fold, teaching them that the
sacred heterosexual marriage bond was old-fashioned and obsolete. My
fingers and my tongue became tools of the devil, and I used them to
plant pure evil in the holy places of otherwise decent married women,
whom I secretly envied.
Then, suddenly, on my way to a lesbian convention at which I
planned to announce my intention of exposing several prominent
closeted lesbians and witches, I met Jesus Christ. He reached deep
into the core of my being and cast out literal legions of perverse
demons that made me lust for the bodies, minds, and souls of women.
He showed me a vision of hell in which beautiful bodies were burnt to
a crisp because their owners allowed their sick lusts to dominate
their lives. Then He cleansed me completely and made me one of His
Servants.
I quickly lost weight for Jesus, started wearing bras, and let my
hair grow so I wouldn't look like a construction worker any more. In
time I married a man I sincerely believed to be an ex-homosexual like
me saved by God's bounteous grace. It turns out he had never given up
his oral and anal abominations. God soon smote him with AIDS and he
now lies dying on the streets of Dallas, homeless and nearly forgotten
by his many former "gay lovers." That's because in the homosexual
demimonde there is no real love, only lust. I, however, have remained
faithful and continue to help people from all walks of life to learn
the truth about homosexuality.
In a word, it is EVIL. It is tantamount to murder because it
wastes the bodily fluids that God Almighty created SOLELY for the
purpose of procreation.
I operate sexual Cleansing Camps for sexually confused and
disturbed people of all ages. Faith healing and prayer work to
eliminate filthy, degenerate homosexual lusts. I'm living proof that
they work. A former lesbian activist and devil-worshipping witch, I
am now an evangelical mother and minister of the Gospel.
God will not tolerate your wickedness much longer. He is about
to destroy all life on earth in flaming fire caused by a barrage of
Killer Asteroids. The time is short for all of you -- but as of today
you can still call upon the Name of the Lord and be delivered from the
sticky web of unrequited and unfulfilled lust that is homosexuality.
Praying for you all during these final, crucial days,
Beloved Bernadette Nolan
A Lesbo No Mo'
Now Serving Christ Jesus as His Handmaiden
L. Michael Roberts
>
> Summer is here. School is out. And wouldn't you know it's homosexual
Oh normie... Your back again to entertain us!
<snip self-righteous religious pontificating>
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Ninure Saunders
The most beautiful word in the Gospel of Jesus Christ is "whosoever" All
of God's promises are intended for every human being This includes gay men
and lesbians. How tragic it is that the Christian Church has excluded and
persecuted people who are homosexual! We are all created with powerful
needs for personal relationships. Our quality of life depends upon the
love we share with others whether family or friends, partners or peers.
Yet, lesbians and gay men facing hostile attitudes in society often are
denied access to healthy relationships. Jesus Christ calls us to find
ultimate meaning in life through a personal relationship with our Creator.
This important spiritual union can bring healing and strength to all of
our human relationships.
Not a Sin, Not a Sickness
For many centuries, the Christian Church's attitude toward human sexuality
was very negative: sex was for procreation, not for pleasure; women and
slaves were considered property to be owned by males; and many expressions
of heterosexuality, like homosexuality, were considered sinful. Such
tradition often continues to influence churches today. Many teach that
women should be subordinate to men, continue to permit forms of
discrimination against peoples of color, and condemn homosexuals. They say
that all homosexual acts are sinful, often referring to their
interpretation of scripture. Other churches today are influenced by a
century of psychoanalytic thought promoted through a powerful minority in
the field of medicine. They see homosexuality as some kind of sickness
Although this view has now been soundly discredited by the medical
profession, some churches and clergy continue to be influenced by the
idea. They say that homosexuals are "imperfect" and in need of "healing."
The good news is that, since 1968, when Metropolitan Community Church was
founded, the emergence of a strong lesbian and gay community, and the
conclusions of new scientific studies on homosexuality have forced the
Christian Church to reexamine these issues. A growing number of biblical
and theological scholars now recognize that Scripture does not condemn
loving, responsible homosexual relationships. Therefore, gay men and
lesbians should he accepted just as they are in Christian churches, and
homosexual relationships should be celebrated and affirmed!
About the Bible
The Bible is a collection of writings which span more than a thousand
years recounting the history of God's relationship with the Hebrew and
Christian people. It was written in several languages, embraces many
literary forms, and reflects cultures very different from our own. These
are important considerations for properly understanding the Bible in its
context. There are vast differences in doctrines between various Christian
denominations, all of which use the same bible. Such differences have led
some Christians to claim that other Christians are not really Christians
at all! Biblical interpretation and theology differ from church to church.
Biblical interpretation and theology also change from time to time.
approximately 150 years ago in the United States, some Christian teaching
held that there was a true-fold moral order: black and white. Whites were
thought to be superior to blacks, therefore blacks were to be subservient
and slavery was an institution ordained by God. Clergy who supported such
an abhorrent idea claimed the authority of the Bible. The conflict over
slavery led to divisions which gave birth to some major Christian
denominations. These same denominations, of course, do not support slavery
today. Did the Bible change? No, their interpretation of the Bible did!
New Information Refutes Old ideas
What influences lead us to new ways of understanding Scripture! New
scientific information, serial changes, and personal experience are
perhaps the greatest forcesfor change in the way we interpret the Bible
and develop our beliefs. Scientific awareness of homosexual orientation
did not exist until the nineteenth century. Most Christian churches,
including Metropolitan Community Church, believe the Bible was inspired by
God and provides a key source of authority for the Christian faith.
Therefore, what the Bible teaches on any subject, including sexuality is
of great significance The problem, however, is that sometimes the Bible
says very little about some subjects; and popular attitudes about those
matters are determined much more by other sources, which are then read
into the biblical statements. This has been particularly true of
homosexuality. But fortunately, recent scholarship refutes many previous
assumptions and conclusions.
GENESIS 19:1-25
W hat was the sin of Sodom? Some "televangelists" carelessly proclaim that
God destroyed the ancient cities of Sodom and Gomorrah because of
"homosexuality." Although some theologians have equated the sin of Sodom
with homosexuality, a careful look at Scripture corrects such ignorance.
Announcing judgment on these cities in Genesis 18, God sends two angels to
Sodom, where Abraham's nephew, Lot, persuades them to stay in his home.
Genesis 19 records that "all the people from every quarter" surround Lot's
house demanding the release of his visitors so "we might know them." The
Hebrew word for "know" in this case, yanha, usually means "have thorough
knowledge of." It could also express intent to examine the visitors'
credentials, or on rare occasions the term implies sexual intercourse. If
the latter was the author's intended meaning, it would have been a clear
case of attempted gang rape.
Horrified at this gross violation of ancient hospitality rules, Lot
attempts to protect the visitors by offering his two daughters to the
angry crowd, a morally outrageous act by today's standards. The people of
Sodom refuse, so the angels render them blind. Lot and his family are then
rescued by the angels as the cities are destroyed.
Several observations are important. First, the judgment on these cities
for their wickedness had been announced prior to the alleged homosexual
incident. Second, all of Sodom's people participated in the assault on
Lot's house; in no culture has more than a small minority of the
population been homosexual. Third, Lot's offer to release his daughters
suggests he knew his neighbors to have heterosexual interests. Fourth, if
the issue was sexual, why did God spare Lot, who immediately commits
incest with his daughters! Most importantly, why do all the other passages
of Scripture referring to this account fail to raise the issue of
homosexuality?
What was the Sin of Sodom?
Ezekiel 16:48-50 states it clearly: people of Sodom, like many people
today, had abundance of material goods. But they failed to meet the needs
of the poor, and they worshipped idols. The sins of injustice and idolatry
plague every generation. We stand under the same judgment if we create
false gods or treat others with injustice.
LEVITICUS 18:22 & 20:13
C hristians today do not follow the rules and rituals described in
Leviticus. But some ignore its defini- tions of their own "uncleanness"
while quoting Leviticus to condemn "homosexuals." Such abuse of Scripture
distorts the Old Testament meaning and denies a New Testament message.
"You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an
abomination." These words occur solely in the Holiness Code of Leviticus,
a ritual manual for Israel's priests. Their meaning can only be fully
appreciated in the historical and cultural context of the ancient Hebrew
people. Israel, in a unique place as the chosen people of one God, was to
avoid the practices of other peoples and gods. Hebrew religion,
characterized by the revelation of one God, stood in continuous tension
with the religion of the surrounding Canaanites who worshipped the
multiple gods of fertility cults. Canaanite idol worship, which featured
female and male cult prostitution as noted in Deuteronomy 23:17,
repeatedly compromised Israel's loyalty to God. The Hebrew word for a male
cult prostitute, qadesh, is mistranslated "sodomite" in some versions of
the Bible.
What is an "Abomination"? An abomination is that which God found
detestable because it was unclean, disloyal, or unjust. Several Hebrew
words were so translated, and the one found in Leviticus, toevah, is
usually associated with idolatry, as in Ezekiel, where it occurs numerous
times. Given the strong association of toevah with idolatry and the
Canaanite religious practice of cult prostitution, the use of toevah
regarding male same-sex acts in Leviticus calls into question any
conclusion that such condemnation also applies to loving, responsible
homosexual relationships. Rituals and rules found in the Old Testament
were given to preserve the distinctive characteristics of the religion and
culture of Israel. But, as stated in Galatians 3:22-25, Christians are no
longer bound by these Jewish laws. By faith we live in Jesus Christ, not
in Leviticus. To be sure, ethical concerns apply to all cultures and
peoples in every age. Such concerns were ultimately reflected by Jesus
Christ, who said nothing about homosexuality, but a great deal about love,
justice, mercy and faith.
ROMANS 1:24-27
Most New Testament books, including the four Gospels, are silent on
same-sex acts, and Paul is the only author who makes any reference to the
subject. The most negative statement by Paul regarding same-sex acts
occurs in Romans 1:24-27 where, in the context of a larger argument on the
need of all people for the gospel of Jesus Christ, certain homosexual
behavior is given as an example of the "uncleanness" of idolatrous
Gentiles. Does this passage refer to all homosexual acts, or to certain
homosexual behavior known to Paul's readers? Romans was written to Jewish
and Gentile Christians in Rome, who would have been familiar with the
infamous sexual excesses of their contemporaries, especially Roman
emperors. They would also have been aware of tensions in the early Church
regarding Gentiles and observance of the Jewish laws, as noted in Acts 15
and Paul's letter to the Galatians. Jewish laws in Leviticus mentioned
male same-sex acts in the context of idolatry.
What is "Natural"?
Significant to Paul's discussion is the fact that these "unclean" Gentiles
exchanged that which was "natural" for them -physin, in the Greek text-
for something "unnatural," para physin. In Romans 11:24, God acts in an
"unnatural" way, para physin, to accept the Gentiles. "Unnatural" in these
passages does not refer to violation of so-called laws of nature, but
rather implies action contradicting one's own nature. In view of this, we
should observe that it is "unnatural," para physin, for a person today
with a lesbian or gay sexual orientation to attempt living a heterosexual
lifestyle.
Romans 1.26 is the only statement in the Bible with a possible reference
to lesbian behavior, although the specific intent of this verse is
unclear. Some authors have seen in this passage a reference to women
adopting a dominant role in heterosexual relationships. Given the
repressive cultural expectations placed on women in Paul's time, such a
meaning may be possible.
The homosexual practices cited in Romans 1:24-27 were believed to result
from idolatry and are associated with some very serious offenses as noted
in Romans 1. Taken in this larger context, it should be obvious that such
acts are significantly different from loving, responsible lesbian and gay
relationships seen today.
I CORINTHIANS 6:9 & I TIMOTHY 1:10
Any consideration of New Testament statements on same-sex acts must
carefully view the social context of the Greco-Roman culture in which Paul
ministered. Prostitution and pederasty (sexual relationships of adult men
with boys) were the most commonly known male same-sex acts.
In I Corinthians 6:9, Paul condemns those who are "effeminate" and
"abusers of themselves with man- kind," as translated in the King James
version. Unfortunately, some newer translations are worse, rendering these
words "homosexuals." Recent scholarship unmasks the homophobia behind such
mistranslations. The first word - malakos, in the Greek text-which has
been translated "effeminate" or "soft," most likely refers to someone who
lacks discipline or moral control. The word is used elsewhere in the New
Testament but never with reference to sexuality. The second word,
arsenokoitai, occurs once each in I Corinthians and I Timothy, but nowhere
else in other literature of the period. It is derived from two Greek
words, one meaning "males" and the other "beds," a euphemism for sexual
intercourse. Other Greek words were commonly used to describe homosexual
behavior but do not appear here. The larger context of I Corinthians 6
shows Paul extremely concerned with prostitution, so it is very possible
he was referring to male prostitutes. But many experts now attempting to
translate these words have reached a simple conclusion: their precise
meaning is uncertain.
No Law Against Love
The rarity with which Paul discusses any form of same-sex behavior and the
ambiguity in references attributed to him make it extremely unsound to
conclude any sure position in the New Testament on homosexuality,
especially in the context of loving, responsible relationships. Since any
arguments must be made from silence, it is much more reliable to turn to
great principles of the Gospel taught by Jesus Christ and the Apostles.
Love God with all your heart, and love your neighbor as yourself. Do not
judge others, lest you be judged. The fruit of the Holy Spirit is love ...
against such there is no law.
One thing is abundantly clear, as Paul stated in Galatians 5:14: "the
whole Law is fulfilled in one statement, 'You shall love your neighbor as
yourself."'
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OTHER INSIGHTS
"The homosexuality the New Testament opposes is the pederasty of the
Greco-Roman culture; the attitudes toward pederasty and, in part, the
language used to oppose it are informed by the Jewish background."
Robin Scroggs Professor of Biblical Theology
Union Theological Seminary, New York City
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"One cannot be absolutely certain that the two key words in I Corinthians
6:9 are meant as references to male homosexual behavior."
Victor Paul Furnish, Professor of New Testament
Perkins School of Theology, Dallas
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"The strongest New Testament argument against homosexual activity as
intrinsically immoral has been derived traditionally from Romans 1:26,
where this activity is indicated as para physin. The normal English
translation for this has been 'against nature.' Two interpretations can be
justified concerning what Paul meant by the phrase. It could refer to the
individual pagan, who goes beyond his own sexual appetites in order to
indulge in new sexual pleasures. The second possibility is that physis
refers to the 'nature' of the chosen people who were forbidden by
Levitical law to have homosexual relations."
John J. McNeill, Adjunct Professor of Psychology
Union Theological Seminary, New York City
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"A close reading of Paul's discussion of homosexual acts in Romans 1 does
not support the common modern interpretation of the passage. Paul did not
deny the existence of a distinction between clean and unclean and even
assumed that Jewish Christians would continue to observe the purity code.
He refrained, however, from identifying physical impurity with sin or
demanding that Gentiles adhere to that code."
L. William Countryman, Professor of New Testament
Church Divinity School of the Pacific, Berkeley
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"The Hebrew word 'toevah,' here translated 'abomination,' does not usually
signify something intrinsically evil, like rape or theft (discussed
elsewhere in Leviticus), but something which is ritually unclean for Jews,
like eating pork or engaging in intercourse during menstruation, both of
which are prohibited in these same chapters."
John Boswell, Professor of History
Yale University, New Haven
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Normie! Long time no read!
In alt.politics.homosexuality,
<e4be0637.01061...@posting.google.com>, les_b_c...@my-deja.com
(Mother Bernadette Nolan) wrote:
---
Same-sex marriage info:
The Legal Marriage Alliance of Washington
www.lmaw.org
Dionisio
generally?) and change all mentions of "homosexuals" to "heterosexuals"
and you'd get our feelings on straight depravity. Isn't that odd?
By the way, welcome back. Long time no see.
Mother Bernadette Nolan wrote:
> Summer is here. School is out. And wouldn't you know it's homosexual
> SHAME month again, the month when homosexuals around the globe dress
> up -- or undress, if they can get away with it -- and get in
> everybody's face announcing how "proud" they are to be committing oral
> and anal atrocities in the eyes of God and society? You see them
> everywhere wearing loud colors (under which they wear absolutely
> nothing), blowing horns (not to mention a few other things), pounding
> drums, and chanting, "We're here! We're queer! We're going to spread
> diseases to everyone! Get used to it!" They're vulgar; they're
> nasty, and even though they're sick they won't go away and die quietly
> without telling everyone who'll listen what they are and what they've
> done with their sex organs.
--
http://my.ohio.voyager.net/~dionisio -- Snookems, the white kitty.
Madame Olga "Psychic Extraordinare" foresees your future...
Very soon you will be praised and the focus of much public admiration.
This state of events continues for several days, but stops shortly after
your casket is lowered into the sod.
That'll be $50. Now please.
Clay Colwell
> Mother Bernadette Nolan wrote:
>>
>> Summer is here. School is out. And wouldn't you know it's homosexual
> Oh normie... Your back again to entertain us!
> <snip self-righteous religious pontificating>
You mean "troll". Please. You must admit that it's pretty
darn obvious.
L. Michael Roberts
Agreed... however normie [in his various personas] is one of the
most amusing and colourful trolls we have in APH and is a lot of fun
to bait. I particularly enjoyed the MISTing of one of his previous
troll postings which is available at
http://www.visi.com/~phantos/hellmo.html
JTEM
"L. Michael Roberts" <no...@IcantAffordOne.com> wrote
> Agreed... however normie [in his various personas] is one of the
> most amusing and colourful trolls we have in APH and is a lot of
> fun to bait.
"Baiting" a troll? When all they do is post bait themselves?!?!?!
Kelly
--
"Mother Bernadette Nolan"
I bet with a name like that she was called Bernie.
What a laugh she is I thought it was a joke....and it is
sourball
tendencies but PLEASE stay in denial we don't want your kind in our
community. As for diseases. Aids came from a monkey. Probably some straight
dude couldn't get a date and instead tormented some poor monkey. We know it
was a man and not a woman that did this because no male monkey would fuck a
human. It had to be forced. So you keep on preaching your lonely little
sermon and I hope that the queers sing a little louder this year just for
your sake.
Oh yeah and Jesus would be so proud that you turned his message of love into
one of hate and degradation. How Christian of you. I will pray for your lost
soul too for clearly you have turned away from Jesus' teachings. You are a
shame to the church and what it is supposed to represent. Jesus never told
your to hate, despise and judge and you know it. If he did then it was the
devil in disguise, luring you into a den of hate and foul smelling
attitudes. Go ahead and wallow in your own hatred it is really only hurting
you.
God Bless you and I will keep your sorry ass in my prayers.
Sour
--
Fenris
<bwwt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 18 Jun 2001 21:32:49 GMT, sourball <sour...@tart.com> wrote:
>
>>This reaction is clearly a sign that you have some latent homosexual
>>tendencies but PLEASE stay in denial we don't want your kind in our
>>community.
>
>Here it is again, boys and girls! The old homo-boiler-plate special; "Call
>'em what YOU ARE and they get scared and run away". Hahahaha! Third
>time some newbie to APH has pulled out the dead weapon this week and it's
>only MONDAY for christ's sake!.
>
>Sourball, GROW UP, BOY!
Says a guy, who needs to spend his life posting abuse and about explicit
sex acts under multiple aliases in Gay newsgroups. :)
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and "emptymind" with "mindspring.
J. Northwood
<bwwt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Here it is again, boys and girls! The old homo-boiler-plate special;
As opposed to your red herring blue plate specials?
>"Call 'em what YOU ARE and they get scared and run away".
That must be why you keep referring to homosexuals in such
denigrating terms--you're hoping they'll get scared and run
away.
>Hahahaha! Third
>time some newbie to APH has pulled out the dead weapon this week
Then I advise you to put it back and zip up.
Please.
>and it's only MONDAY for christ's sake!.
Actually, it's Monday for a number of reasons -- in this
instance, I don't think any element of Christianity figured
into it.
sourball
far stretch.
--
Sean Kihan
Maybe I should work this one over...
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Sean--
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"L. Michael Roberts" <no...@IcantAffordOne.com> wrote in message
news:3B250EA0...@IcantAffordOne.com...
sourball
email address for yourself. Empty mind. You have more insight than I would
have expected from a RED NECK BIGOT.
--
Fenris
<sour...@tart.com> wrote:
>By the way I forgot to congratulate you on choosing such an appropriate
>email address for yourself. Empty mind. You have more insight than I would
>have expected from a RED NECK BIGOT.
Sourball, I think you are confusing me with Bill Taylor (a.k.a.
Adam-Nick-Sam-whatever). :)
It was he who posted:
>>> Here it is again, boys and girls! The old homo-boiler-plate special; "Call
>>> 'em what YOU ARE and they get scared and run away". Hahahaha! Third
>>> time some newbie to APH has pulled out the dead weapon this week and it's
>>> only MONDAY for christ's sake!.
>>>
>>> Sourball, GROW UP, BOY!
What I posted was to him:
Fenris
<bwwt...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>On Tue, 19 Jun 2001 21:47:01 GMT, sourball <sour...@tart.com> wrote:
>
>>By the way I forgot to congratulate you on choosing such an appropriate
>>email address for yourself. Empty mind. You have more insight than I would
>>have expected from a RED NECK BIGOT.
>
>
>Nice shot, sourball - you got Fenris right in the ass (wonder if he'll be
>screaming for "HELP" for himself?)! Of course he may enjoy it so don't feel
>bad. Hahahahahaha! You are a goddamn jewel, boy! I hope you hang around for
>a while.
Poor Bill. I'm really glad I don't have to be you. Please get yourself
some psychiatric help.
Mother Bernadette Nolan
You are all wrong as usual! My ex-husband Norman -- and at this point
in time I don't care if you call him normie -- reverted to his evil
homosexual ways about a year ago and is now DYING of AIDS. For all
his effort he couldn't keep his legs out of the air. If he reappears
here, it will be to glorify the sick and degrading homosexual
deathstyle, not to condemn it as I do. He was and is a liar and a
hypocrite. God will punish him.
I, on the other hand, am a true Christian working to save the damned
and damnable from an eternity in hell.
Praying for all of you in these the last days of man on earth,
Mother Bernadette Nolan
Mother Bernadette Nolan
> This reaction is clearly a sign that you have some latent homosexual
> tendencies
No! I have only EX-homosexual tendencies. I'm a reformed lesbian, a
former sinner saved, redeemed, and transformed by the Sacred Blood of
Jesus!
> but PLEASE stay in denial we don't want your kind in our community.
I left the homosexual "community" two years ago for a new life in
Christ. Now I couldn't be happier. I am at last a true child of God,
unfettered by Satan's animal lusts and perverted passions.
> As for diseases. Aids came from a monkey.
That is possible, but it's cut a long, wide path through your precious
"community" sice then.
> Probably some straight dude couldn't get a date and instead tormented some
> poor monkey.
Is that why so many straight people are afflicted with the plague?
> We know it was a man and not a woman that did this because no male monkey
> would [profanity deleted] a human. It had to be forced.
A great deal of homosexual activity involves coercion, even rape. My
ex-husband, now dying of AIDS, used to rape straight men in order to
recruit them into the disgusting homosexual deathstyle.
> So you keep on preaching your lonely little sermon and I hope that the queers > sing a little louder this year just for your sake.
They may sing while marching down Castro Street, but when they're
barbecuing their buns in the fiery furnaces of eternal hellfire they
will only weep and wail and gnash their teeth. Their song of shame
will have been sung and will be heard no more.
> Oh yeah and Jesus would be so proud that you turned his message of love into
> one of hate and degradation.
That's a popular opinion among homosexuals. Homosexuals are incapable
of love. I know because I was one for years. They know only crude,
animal lust. Jude 7 says they will inherit the Pit.
> How Christian of you. I will pray for your lost soul too for clearly you have > turned away from Jesus' teachings.
No! You've embraced Satan's ugly perversions of Bible truths.
> You are a shame to the church and what it is supposed to represent.
Hardly. I am a handmaiden of the Lord, doing His Will in all things.
> Jesus never told your to hate, despise and judge and you know it.
That's right, and I absolutely never hate, despise, or judge. I
preach only Christian compassion. God loves homosexuals, but I can
assure you He won't tolerate their sins. They must repent and put
their unnatural lusts and cravings away forever if they are to escape
the coming wrath.
> If he did then it was the devil in disguise, luring you into a den of hate
> and foul smelling attitudes. Go ahead and wallow in your own hatred it is
> really only hurting you.
I hate no one. If I didn't feel true love for homosexuals, I wouldn't
warn them of the horrible fate that awaits them in the hereafter.
> God Bless you and I will keep your sorry [profanity deleted] in my prayers.
Since Satan is your only "lord," you needn't bother. Repent, brother,
for the Day of Judgment is approaching. Even now the asteroids of the
Lord careen through the void on a collision course with the homosexual
community. Beware!
> Sour
Get saved and you can be sweet like me!
Praying for you,
L. Michael Roberts
>
> "Sean Kihan" <wbi...@SPhomeAM.com> wrote in message news:<KwKX6.64910$mG4.31...@news1.mntp1.il.home.com>...
>
> You are all wrong as usual! My ex-husband Norman -- and at this point
> in time I don't care if you call him normie -- reverted to his evil
> homosexual ways about a year ago
So much for his "miraculous conversion"!
<snip 2 end>
maf1029
Bernadette Nolan) wrote:
>"Sean Kihan" <wbi...@SPhomeAM.com> wrote in message news:<KwKX6.64910$mG4.31...@news1.mntp1.il.home.com>...
>
>You are all wrong as usual! My ex-husband Norman -- and at this point
>in time I don't care if you call him normie -- reverted to his evil
>homosexual ways about a year ago and is now DYING of AIDS. For all
>his effort he couldn't keep his legs out of the air. If he reappears
>here, it will be to glorify the sick and degrading homosexual
>deathstyle, not to condemn it as I do. He was and is a liar and a
>hypocrite. God will punish him.
And, while you're at it, instead of sharing your profound insight
here, you may want to have yourself tested for AIDS, if your ex was as
promiscuous as you clearly stated.
maf1029
Bernadette Nolan) wrote:
>sourball <sour...@tart.com> wrote in message news:<B753DA10.1CA5C%sour...@tart.com>...
>
>> This reaction is clearly a sign that you have some latent homosexual
>> tendencies
>
>No! I have only EX-homosexual tendencies. I'm a reformed lesbian, a
>former sinner saved, redeemed, and transformed by the Sacred Blood of
>Jesus!
>
>> but PLEASE stay in denial we don't want your kind in our community.
>
>I left the homosexual "community" two years ago for a new life in
>Christ. Now I couldn't be happier. I am at last a true child of God,
>unfettered by Satan's animal lusts and perverted passions.
>
>> As for diseases. Aids came from a monkey.
>
>That is possible, but it's cut a long, wide path through your precious
>"community" sice then.
>
True. We have lost artists, teachers, accountants, lawyers, musicians,
and many others whose wisdom and influence have been lost for good.
It's a tragedy for many disciplines, not to mention those who have
experienced the loss of a loved one (That would also include members
of the straight community, FYI. I figured you wouldn't pick up the
subtlety, so I'll just mention it directly.) As for your use of the
phrase "precious community": Sarcasm duly noted. Bitterness also
noted. Have you tried therapy with an accredited professional not from
NARTH or Exodus?
>> Probably some straight dude couldn't get a date and instead tormented some
>> poor monkey.
>
>Is that why so many straight people are afflicted with the plague?
Honey, ever hear of a little place called Africa where upwards of 85%
of all AIDS patients contracted it from heterosexual contact? It's on
the globe, in the lower right hand corner. :)
>
>> We know it was a man and not a woman that did this because no male monkey
>> would [profanity deleted] a human. It had to be forced.
>
>A great deal of homosexual activity involves coercion, even rape.>
Excuse me, but you have just broken the Ninth Commandment (bearing
false witness). Christian love, my ass.
My
>ex-husband, now dying of AIDS, used to rape straight men in order to
>recruit them into the disgusting homosexual deathstyle.
You really have some issues with your ex, don't you? Wouldn't
alt.therapy4.loonyxlesbianswhomarriedgaymenandcantfigureoutwhytheyrebitterandsexuallyfrustrated
be a much better choice of NG for you?
>> So you keep on preaching your lonely little sermon and I hope that the queers
> sing a little louder this year just for your sake.
>
>They may sing while marching down Castro Street, but when they're
>barbecuing their buns in the fiery furnaces of eternal hellfire they
>will only weep and wail and gnash their teeth. Their song of shame
>will have been sung and will be heard no more.
>
You know, I haven't said this in a long time, but: SCREW YOU AND YOUR
KILLER GOD!! Except I take back the YOU portion of that epithet.
>> Oh yeah and Jesus would be so proud that you turned his message of love into
>> one of hate and degradation.
>
>That's a popular opinion among homosexuals. Homosexuals are incapable
>of love. I know because I was one for years. They know only crude,
>animal lust. Jude 7 says they will inherit the Pit.
Another 9th Commandment infraction. Thy Heavenly Scorecard has quite a
few black marks on it already. This does not bode well for thee, my
dear. Mayhaps thou shouldst take stock of thine own issues before
projecting thy issues (ok...it's a whole subscription) upon others.
>
>> How Christian of you. I will pray for your lost soul too for clearly you have > turned away from Jesus' teachings.
>
>No! You've embraced Satan's ugly perversions of Bible truths.
>
>> You are a shame to the church and what it is supposed to represent.
>
>Hardly. I am a handmaiden of the Lord, doing His Will in all things.
Right. Servant to an imaginary friend. Do you see spots too?
>
>> Jesus never told your to hate, despise and judge and you know it.
>
>That's right, and I absolutely never hate, despise, or judge.>>
These are your own words, just from the last post:
<Homosexuals are incapable of love.>
<They know only crude, animal lust.>
<but when they're barbecuing their buns in the fiery furnaces of
eternal hellfire they will only weep and wail and gnash their teeth.>
<I am at last a true child of God, unfettered by Satan's animal lusts
and perverted passions.>
Gosh, I'm feeling the love right now. Sorry, sister, but these
hateful, judgmental, despicable words are yours. They came from your
computer, which you turned on. You typed those words. The ISP account
from which they were posted is yours. Are you seeing a theme yet? No?
Well, let me enlighten you: You type this malicious tripe, and think
that those *at* whom you are ranting will think that you don't hate?
Get over yourself. Take responsibility for your own words and
attitudes. You choose to spout this crap. You have chosen to delude
yourself. AND QUIT BLAMING YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND.
< I preach only Christian compassion.>
Re-read above.
God loves homosexuals, but I can
>assure you He won't tolerate their sins. They must repent and put
>their unnatural lusts and cravings away forever if they are to escape
>the coming wrath.
>
>> If he did then it was the devil in disguise, luring you into a den of hate
>> and foul smelling attitudes. Go ahead and wallow in your own hatred it is
>> really only hurting you.
>
>I hate no one. If I didn't feel true love for homosexuals, I wouldn't
>warn them of the horrible fate that awaits them in the hereafter.
No, you do it to gratify your human ego and feel superior to someone
because you hate yourself. Nothing supernatural, compassionate, or
mentally healthy about that.
Despr84it
> Get saved and you can be sweet like me!
>
> Beloved Bernadette Nolan
> A Lesbo No Mo'
LOL!
I love you! Please stick around. *kiss*
--
DESPR84IT
It is better to be hated for what one is
than loved for what one is not.
Free me from the collective to email :)
Hans-Peter Skaliks
conversion therapies create is "closet cases" not examples of "orientation conversion". I have a block on for Mother
Bernadette, but she should be informed that if Norm caught HIV it wasn't from rimming. Although one can catch a
variety of unpleasant things from rimming, HIV is apparently not one of them.
Mother Bernadette Nolan
> So much for his "miraculous conversion"!
Well, it WAS miraculous when it occurred. It just didn't take
somehow. The devil is a wily serpent and he finds ways to destroy
most homosexuals. Normie may yet repent. I pray for his endangered
soul every day. When I see him, I sprinkle ashes on him while
shouting, "Unclean! Unclean!" so everyone will know he has been
smitted by God with the vilest of plagues. I can only hope that will
encourage him to repent, but in the meantime he has great agony to
endure. All his homo "lovers" have turned against him, leaving him to
die on the streets of Dallas, which this time of year are hotter than
you-know-where.
Beloved Bernadette Nolan
Clay Colwell
> All his homo "lovers" have turned against him, leaving him to
> die on the streets of Dallas, which this time of year are hotter than
> you-know-where.
Nebraska?
Sean Kihan
"Mother Bernadette Nolan" <les_b_c...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:e4be0637.01062...@posting.google.com...
> "Sean Kihan" <wbi...@SPhomeAM.com> wrote in message
news:<KwKX6.64910$mG4.31...@news1.mntp1.il.home.com>...
>
> You are all wrong as usual! My ex-husband Norman -- and at this point
> in time I don't care if you call him normie -- reverted to his evil
> homosexual ways about a year ago and is now DYING of AIDS.
Reverted back...guess that kills the "Gays can be straight" theory.
> For all
> his effort he couldn't keep his legs out of the air. If he reappears
> here, it will be to glorify the sick and degrading homosexual
> deathstyle, not to condemn it as I do.
He has reappeared here...in drag.
> He was and is a liar and a
> hypocrite. God will punish him.
At least the hypocrite part is correct.
> I, on the other hand, am a true Christian working to save the damned
> and damnable from an eternity in hell.
>
{LMAO}
Yeah, suuuuuuure you are.
>
> Praying for all of you in these the last days of man on earth,
>
>
> Mother Bernadette Nolan
> A Lesbo No Mo'
> Now Serving Christ
You want fries with that?
--
Sean--
--
"I'm soaked and she's the one that's surly!"
-The Metatron, {Dogma}
Sean Kihan
presents..
"It's Homosexual SHAME Month Again!"
Posted by Mother Bernadette Nolan on many USEnet groups
MiSTied by Sean Kihan
NOTE: This is my first MiSTing that I'm really trying to put in the lead in
and lead out parts to, as done in the show and most MiSTings. I hope you all
enjoy.
Oh, and no offense is meant to the author of the post...well, maybe a teeny
bit.
The cast is property of Best Brains. Mother Bernadette is property of
herself, and can stay that way.
(INT SOL)
(Mike and the 'bots are sitting around waiting for the Mads to call. Mike is
playing with a cat's cradle, Tom is reading a book, and Crow is spinning
around and around.)
MIKE: Hmm? Oh, hi there! Welcome to the Satellite of Love. As you can see,
we are all pretty bored at the moment...
TOM: Only because we haven't heard from Pearl and the gang for a few months.
CROW: Well, I'm just enjoying the heck out of this! Woohoooooo!
MIKE: He's been doing that for 4 days straight now.
CROW: I'm going for the World record for Spinning and not Puking!
TOM: I just hope you give us a heads up before you..
(As if on cue [Yep, as if!],Crow bazooka-barfs on Tom)
TOM: Augh! Crow!!
MIKE: I'm not cleaning that up, Crow.
CROW: Urgh...so much...for...the record..
(Commercial sign flashes)
MIKE: We'll be back.
(Taps the light)
(Advertising! Enjoy some!)
(INT SOL)
(Crow has a mop and still looks a bit green.)
MIKE: Well ,I hope you learned your lesson, Crow.
CROW: Yeah...keep a bottle of Pepto nearby.
(The Mads' light flashes)
TOM: Well, looks like they're still around, guys.
(INT Castle Forrester)
(Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy are walking in carrying luggage and sporting
leis)
PEARL: Ah, Nel-slime and the Ruxpin twins! We have just returned from a
lovely vacation in Hawaii!
(SOL)
MIKE: Um, didn't we blow up the Earth? How could you...?
(CASTLE)
OBSERVER: Well, I helped! I can bend time at my command, you know.
PEARL: And a good job you did! So, while I was there, I went and found a few
horrid posts from alt.politics.homosexuality to send to you!
MUAAHAHAHHAHAH!
(SOL)
ALL: NOT NORMAN!!!!
(CASTLE)
PEARL: No, no, no...not him.
(SOL)
MIKE: Whew. Anything but that guy..
TOM: I know! He was almost as bad as that Phelps character.
(CASTLE)
PEARL: Actually, it's from Mother Bernadette..
(SOL)
[Mass screaming ensues]
TOM: How could you? Norman was bad, but Norman in drag is just....just EVIL!
MIKE: I think that's the point, Tom.
CROW: I think I'm gonna barf again.
(CASTLE)
PEARL: Whatever. Enjoy the pain, boobies! Send it, Brain-boy!
OBSERVER: Gladly, your wickedness!
(Brain Guy noises...doodly-doo, etc)
(SOL)
MIKE WE'VE GOT RANT SIGN! AHHHHHH!!
(The usual doors)
>Path:
TOM: If this is like any other Norm/Bernie rant, it's a road to Hell
MIKE: Yeah, probably
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>From: les_b_c...@my-deja.com (Mother Bernadette Nolan)
>Newsgroups:
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>Subject: It's Homosexual SHAME Month Again!
CROW: Agh! The server had a seizure!
>Date: 10 Jun 2001 22:04:43 -0700
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TOM: Contents: A crappy rant.
CROW: Contents may be hazardous to your sanity.
TOM: MAY be?
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MIKE: It made it to New Zealand?
TOM: X-complaints are two doors down. This is X-abuse.
MIKE: Tell me about it...
>Summer is here. School is out.
CROW: (kid voice) Yaaayy! No more homework!
TOM: (same) I'm gonna ride my bike, an' play games,an'..an' stay up late,an'
...
MIKE: (Motherly voice) Now, boys, bedtime is at 9:30.
BOTS: Awwww, Mom!
>And wouldn't you know it's homosexual
>SHAME month again,
CROW: Already? Where does the time go?
>the month when homosexuals around the globe dress
>up -- or undress, if they can get away with it -- and get in
>everybody's face announcing how "proud" they are to be committing oral
>and anal atrocities in the eyes of God and society?
TOM: Let the mindless ranting begin!
MIKE: Wow! No time wasted at all.
TOM: Well, this is the same person that seems to have more fixations then
any gay people ever would.
MIKE: And how would you know this?
TOM: I read the Weekly World News.
MIKE: ...
>You see them
>everywhere wearing loud colors (under which they wear absolutely
>nothing),
CROW: Mike, do you wear anything under your clothes?
MIKE: Well, not usually. I'm rather naked under my clothes.
TOM: GAH! Geez, Mike! I really didn't need to know that!
MIKE: Well, she's not making and sense! Who actually wears clothing under
there clothes? I mean, other than underwear, we're all pretty much in the
buff!
TOM: Easy, Mike. Remember who wrote this thing.
MIKE: Sorry.
>blowing horns (not to mention a few other things),
CROW:...
MIKE: Don't even think it!
CROW: Oh, ok...
TOM: What? They could be blowing molten glass into figurines for all we
know.
CROW: Yeah!
>pounding
>drums, and chanting, "We're here! We're queer! We're going to spread
>diseases to everyone! Get used to it!" They're vulgar; they're
>nasty, and even though they're sick they won't go away and die quietly
>without telling everyone who'll listen what they are and what they've
>done with their sex organs.
CROW: The sentence that wouldn't end.
TOM: You'd need a nitro car to catch that run-on!
MIKE: Ah, um...rant much?
(The bots just stare at Mike)
MIKE: Sorry, I really can't think of anything to say about that kind of
ranting.
>I know because until recently I was a sexually disturbed lesbian
>myself
MIKE: And now she's just disturbed.
TOM: Bravo! I knew you could do it, Mike!
MIKE: Thanks!
> I used to cruise truck stops and pick up frustrated women,
>mostly housewives whose husbands were bums, drunks, or dope heads, and
>seduce and then corrupt them in the name of Satan.
TOM: She started selling cosmetics?
MIKE: Or diet products.
CROW: She joined Amway!
(All shudder)
>I signed the evil
>Lesbian Agenda in my own blood and performed witchcraft to bring
>God-fearing but doubting women into the sick, twisted lesbian
>lifestyle. I was a successful recruiter, too
CROW: But what could she do with all those toaster ovens?
TOM: She saved her points and got a big screen TV.
CROW: Ah..
>The lesbian community
>gave me many awards for destroying marriages and bringing literally
>hundreds of women and children into the fold, teaching them that the
>sacred heterosexual marriage bond was old-fashioned and obsolete. My
>fingers and my tongue became tools of the devil, and I used them to
>plant pure evil in the holy places of otherwise decent married women,
>whom I secretly envied.
MIKE: Well, her rants are pure fertilizer, so...
TOM: Do any of you see her as a recipient of the "Lesbian Of The Year"
award?
CROW and MIKE: NO!
>Then, suddenly, on my way to a lesbian convention at which I>planned to
announce my intention of exposing several prominent
>closeted lesbians and witches, I met Jesus Christ.
CROW: He was returning from a party in Caanan, and looke a bit hung-over.
MIKE: I wouldn't go tempting any lighting bolts, Crow.
CROW: Oh, c'mon! If she met Jesus, them I'm Karl Malden!
MIKE: Don't go changing your name anytime soon.
TOM: NOW who's tempting lightning?
>He reached deep
>into the core of my being
MIKE: (professor from the Mole People episode) "Down, down, down..."
BOTS: MIKE!!!!
MIKE: Sorry...
> and cast out literal legions of perverse
>demons that made me lust for the bodies, minds, and souls of women.
>He showed me a vision of hell in which beautiful bodies were burnt to
>a crisp because their owners allowed their sick lusts to dominate
>their lives. Then He cleansed me completely and made me one of His
>Servants.
TOM: Having a flashback in front of Jesus doesn't sound like a good thing.
CROW: "Whoa, dude....the colors!"
MIKE: I'm ...gonna sit over here.
TOM: Coward
>I quickly lost weight for Jesus,
TOM: (spit-take) She WHAT?
MIKE: Is that like getting naked for Jesus?
CROW: Or cutting hair for Jesus?
TOM: Or Jews For Jesus?
MIKE: Actually, there is a group called Jews For Jesus.
CROW: There is?
MIKE: Yep
TOM: Well, that I can handle..the rest just strikes me as loopy..
>started wearing bras, and let my
>hair grow so I wouldn't look like a construction worker any more. In
>time I married a man I sincerely believed to be an ex-homosexual like
>me saved by God's bounteous grace
CROW: Ah, yes. The "marriage" of normie and bernie.
TOM: (Church Lady voice) How conveeeeeenient!
MIKE: Well, at least the author is consistant.
>It turns out he had never given up
>his oral and anal abominations. God soon smote him with AIDS and he
>now lies dying on the streets of Dallas, homeless and nearly forgotten
>by his many former "gay lovers."
(All face-fault)
MIKE: Wait. She's saying that normie and her are two people.
TOM: Uh-huh.
MIKE: And that normie went back to having sex with men?
TOM: Uh-huh
MIKE And now he has AIDS?
TOM: Yep.
MIKE: Ah, ok.
(Mike walks to the back of the theatre and begins pounding his head against
the wall)
CROW: Is he gonna be alright?
TOM: I think so...I'm doing ok so far.
CROW: Yeah, so am I...I don't feel as sick as I did...err..uh-oh.
(Crow runs out of the theatre)
TOM: Oh great. Just leave me alone with the crap-post. THANKS!
>That's because in the homosexual
>demimonde there is no real love, only lust
TOM: Demimonde?
(Mike returns to his seat)
MIKE: Demigod?
TOM: Demi Moore?
> I, however, have remained
>faithful and continue to help people from all walks of life to learn
>the truth about homosexuality.
MIKE: (snobby voice) "Oh, aren't we just the helpful little trooper?"
TOM: What thruths could she possibly tell?
MIKE: I dunno...that a lot of gays are extraordinarily artistic?
TOM: Many have great fashion sense.
MIKE: That they are in a multitude of jobs that aren't stereotypical?
TOM: That they aren't a bunch of pervs?
MIKE: Oh, that's a really good point, Tom.
TOM: Thanks..I try.
>In a word, it is EVIL.
(Crow returns)
CROW: So are Hamdingers
TOM: Hamdingers?
CROW: You ever actually eat one of those? Ugh...oh boy!
(Crow runs out again)
MIKE: Is he ok?
TOM: It's four days of whirling like a dervish catching up to him.
MIKE: Ah...I thought it was just the rant.
TOM: Um...well..
>It is tantamount to murder because it
>wastes the bodily fluids that God Almighty created SOLELY for the
>purpose of procreation.
TOM: Huh. Now she's doing a pro-lifer PSA.
MIKE: You ever notice that the ones who yell the most about sexual things
are people you wouldn't wanna do in the first place?
TOM:...why, Mike! I never knew you had it in you to say something like that!
Bravo!
MIKE: D'oh! I think the Mads are getting to me.
TOM: No, just this kind of ranting.
>I operate sexual Cleansing Camps for sexually confused and
>disturbed people of all ages. Faith healing and prayer work to
>eliminate filthy, degenerate homosexual lusts. I'm living proof that
>they work
(Crow returns)
CROW: We turn filthy, degenerate lust into filthy, degenerate rants!
TOM: (British accent) "She's a loony"
MIKE: (same accent) "It's people like you what cause unrest."
CROW: And that has WHAT to do with the rant?
MIKE: Hey, we like Monty Python.
CROW: You just don't wanna admit you were lost for words...
MIKE: ... Ok, you got us there.
>A former lesbian activist and devil-worshipping witch, I
>am now an evangelical mother and minister of the Gospel.
TOM: Somewhere, there is a coven that wants to have a few words with
Bernadette...
MIKE: I wonder if she weighs more than a duck.
CROW: If she does, you know what that means!
MIKE: Yep...she's made of wood
CROW: And therefore...
MIKE and TOM: "A WITCH!"
>God will not tolerate your wickedness much longer. He is about
>to destroy all life on earth in flaming fire caused by a barrage of
>Killer Asteroids.
TOM: Killer asteroids? Ok, now I'm convinced that this IS norman!
MIKE: Let's see...genital fixations...cleansing camps...killer
asteroids...Yep! It's a match.
>The time is short for all of you -- but as of today
>you can still call upon the Name of the Lord and be delivered from the
>sticky web of unrequited and unfulfilled lust that is homosexuality.
TOM: Call now! Lines are open!
MIKE Why does that sound a bit like a Miss Cleo ad?
CROW: (Jamaican accent) Call now, an' get yo' free reading, mon!
>Praying for you all during these final, crucial days,
>Beloved Bernadette Nolan
>A Lesbo No Mo'
>Now Serving Christ Jesus as His Handmaiden
CROW: "Yew want fries with that?"
MIKE: (chuckling) Beloved? Not by us!
TOM: Hey, I think that's it! Woohoo!
(All exit)
-
(SOL)
MIKE: Actually, that wasn't as bad as most of normie's rants.
TOM: Yeah! It didn't have the icky quality of his past rants.
MIKE: Thank goodness...
(Crow enters)
MIKE: You still feeling sick?
CROW: Nah, just went and re-calibrated my equilibrium sensors. I'm much
better now!
TOM: Good.
CROW: Yeah. Hey, I'm hungry now! Anyone want a liverwurst and salmon
sandwich?
(Mike and Tom abruptly run off)
CROW: Huh...what's eating them?
(The Mad's light flashes)
CROW: Well, what do you think, Evil Knickers?
(CASTLE)
(Bobo and the Brain guy have their backs to the camera, obviously getting
ill . Pearl looks into the camera looking a bit green)
PEARL: I think you need to change your diet. *URK*
(Pearl runs off.)
-FADE OUT-
CROW: (v.o.) Was it something I said?
Again, the cast is property of Best Brains, Inc. Monty Python references are
property of Python (Monty) Pictures, Ltd. No offense meant to Amway, Miss
Cleo, or any other groups I may have not mentioned. Mother Bernadette is her
own problem.
Kelly
> > Mother Bernadette Nolan
> > A Lesbo No Mo'
> > Now Serving Christ
I hope that this lesbo no mo sticks around longer because I find her truely
amusing.Thanks honey keep posting!.
A Lesbo Oh Yes'
Jim Doemer
Mother Bernie and her male personication Normie Boyd has been here before.
Truely amusing, in a nutball sort of way. You should as Bernie to tell you
about pulling demons out of people asses. Truley great satire!!
"Kelly" <ke...@kelly.com> wrote in message
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Kapitano
> > > A Lesbo No Mo'
> > > Now Serving Christ
Hello Normie.
--
Kapitano
"British homosexuals are the BADDEST" - Ward Stewart
Mother Bernadette Nolan
> I hope that this lesbo no mo sticks around longer
I will preach as long as the Lord wills it. I saved dozens of souls
last year. Now I go door to door with my dog to save wealthy lesbians
from a life of misery, dejection, and childlessness.
> because I find her truely amusing.
I;m not trying to be amusing, and it's not right of you to laugh at me
and my holy ministry. I'm here to preach the gospel, not make people
laugh.
> Thanks honey keep posting!.
Only if you promise to learn to punctuate properly.
> A Lesbo Oh Yes'
You mean you're still a labia-lapping unrepentant lesbian? Oh no!
I'll say special prayers for you. You're sinning are are in grave
danger of hellfire.
Mother Berni Nolan
A Lesbo No Mo'
Now Serving Christ!
Mother Bernadette Nolan
> And, while you're at it, instead of sharing your profound insight
> here, you may want to have yourself tested for AIDS, if your ex was as
> promiscuous as you clearly stated.
I'm not stupid. I had myself tested right after i threw the lying,
cheating bum out the door. We had relations only once, however, and
since I had already been inseminated by Father Hickey at the First
Universal Christian Kingdom World Evangelical Temple I inserted a fat,
vinegar-soaked sponge into my most holy place to soak up and kill any
viruses Normie might happen to transmit to me. I also leapt right up
the minute he spilled his dirty seed into my furrow and douched
thoroughly. In my church we douche frequently to keep the demons
away. That's why we all smell as fresh as daisies at all times.
Thanks to God and my Faith, I am totally disease free
Praying ceaselessly,
Mother Berni Nolan
True Christian and a Lesbo No Mo'
Mother Bernadette Nolan
> True. We have lost artists, teachers, accountants, lawyers, musicians,
> and many others whose wisdom and influence have been lost for good.
> It's a tragedy for many disciplines, not to mention those who have
> experienced the loss of a loved one (That would also include members
> of the straight community, FYI. I figured you wouldn't pick up the
> subtlety, so I'll just mention it directly.) As for your use of the
> phrase "precious community": Sarcasm duly noted. Bitterness also
> noted. Have you tried therapy with an accredited professional not from
> NARTH or Exodus?
I was healed by Jesus Christ personally. God smites sinners from all
walks of life with various plagues, including AIDS. The truly
faithful can be healed miraculously if they turn away from wickedness.
The trouble is, few homosexuals ever do.
> Honey, ever hear of a little place called Africa where upwards of 85%
> of all AIDS patients contracted it from heterosexual contact? It's on
> the globe, in the lower right hand corner. :)
Can a globe have corners? Oh well, I know that God has smitted
millions of heterosexuals with AIDS, and that many otherwise innocent
children are born with the disease. If they remain pure, they will
inherit mansions in heaven. However, it should be noted that most
DOAs (people dying of AIDS) in Africa acquire it through adultery,
fornication, and random whoredom.
> Excuse me, but you have just broken the Ninth Commandment (bearing
> false witness). Christian love, my [obscentity deleted].
I was a lesbian, and I was married to a very promiscuous homosexual
male. I know whereof I speak. Homosexuals think nothing of rape and
sexual coercion. How do you think most people are recruited into the
deathstyle?
> You really have some issues with your ex, don't you? Wouldn't
I am neither bitter nor sexually frustrated. I am here to spread the
good news about the healing power of Jesus Christ.
> You know, I haven't said this in a long time, but: SCREW YOU AND YOUR
> KILLER GOD!! Except I take back the YOU portion of that epithet.
You will burn in hell forever if you don't retract that statement.
> Another 9th Commandment infraction. Thy Heavenly Scorecard has quite a
> few black marks on it already. This does not bode well for thee, my
> dear. Mayhaps thou shouldst take stock of thine own issues before
> projecting thy issues (ok...it's a whole subscription) upon others.
I am right with God, thank you. I have been thoroughly cleansed and
am now ritually pure, unlike all unrepentant homosexuals.
> Right. Servant to an imaginary friend. Do you see spots too?
I used to, all over my couch whenever my ex-husband had his "friends"
over for an evening of unrestrained romps. I scrubbed them all clean
and re-dedicated y whole apartment to Jesus.
> These are your own words, just from the last post:
> <Homosexuals are incapable of love.>
They aren't: they know only vile, animal lust. That doesn't mean I
hate them, just that I discern the evil spirits inside them.
> <They know only crude, animal lust.>
That's true. There is no commitment in their trysts. That's why
they're so promiscuous and slutty.
> <but when they're barbecuing their buns in the fiery furnaces of
> eternal hellfire they will only weep and wail and gnash their teeth.>
That's true. I'm not the One condeming them to hell. I'm simply
warning them of the wretched fate that awaits them if they refuse to
repent!
> <I am at last a true child of God, unfettered by Satan's animal lusts
> and perverted passions.>
That's true. I overcame my evil lesbian lusts through the blood of
Jesus, which cleansed me inside and out.
> Gosh, I'm feeling the love right now.
Then REPENT, homo! Jesus is standing by waiting for to abandon your
sick sissy ways!
> Sorry, sister, but these hateful, judgmental, despicable words are yours.
They all stem from profound Christian compassion!
> They came from your computer, which you turned on. You typed those words. The > ISP account from which they were posted is yours. Are you seeing a theme yet? > No? Well, let me enlighten you: You type this malicious tripe, and think
> that those *at* whom you are ranting will think that you don't hate?
It's not hate. It's true love. I feel so much love for sinners that
I want them to know how much their sins offend God.
> Get over yourself. Take responsibility for your own words and
> attitudes. You choose to spout this crap.
It is the True Gospel of Jesus Christ! It is not crap.
> You have chosen to delude yourself. AND QUIT BLAMING YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND.
I have no imaginary friends. I serve Jesus only!
> No, you do it to gratify your human ego and feel superior to someone
> because you hate yourself. Nothing supernatural, compassionate, or
> mentally healthy about that.
You are so full of demons you can no longer recognize God's truth.
You're probably not even circumcised!
Kelly
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"Mother Bernadette Nolan" <les_b_c...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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> maf1029 <maf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> I'm not stupid. yes u are!!!!!!!!!
I had already been inseminated by Father Hickey at the First
> Universal Christian Kingdom World Evangelical Temple I inserted his fat,
> semen-soaked penis into my most holy place.
I also leapt right up
> the minute he spilled his dirty seed into my furrow and douched
> thoroughly. hahahahaha what a fruit cake!!.
In my church we douche frequently for sexual pleasure.
That's why we all smell as fresh as daisies at all times. How do you know do
you guys go round smelling each others muffs??
>
> Thanks to God and my Faith, I am totally disease free,except my mind which
is filled with hate for those delicious lesbians.
>
>
> Praying ceaselessly,
>
> Berni Nolan
> True Lesbian and a Lesbo licker
Kelly
--
> > I hope that this lesbo no mo sticks around longer
>
> I will preach as long as the Lord wills it. I saved dozens of souls
> last year. Now I go door to door with my dog to save wealthy lesbians
> from a life of misery, dejection, and childlessness. (Poor dog!!!)
>
> > because I find her truely amusing.
>
> I;m not trying to be amusing, and it's not right of you to laugh at me
> and my holy ministry. I'm here to preach the gospel, not make people
> laugh. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>
> > Thanks honey keep posting!.
>
> Only if you promise to learn to punctuate properly. Fuck you!! is that in
the right place?
>
> > A Lesbo Oh Yes'
>
> You mean you're still a labia-lapping unrepentant lesbian?
Actually im not very partial to tasting pussy juice I prefer Coke...of the
cola variety.
> I'll say special prayers for you. You're sinning are are in grave
> danger of hellfire.
> You can do what you like honey I dont really care what you think.
Just a question for you,can we change your sexuality??
No your right we cant unless you want to change, so the day I want to become
a raving unwanted nutter I will give you a call sweetcheeks.
>
> Sister Kelly Nolan
> A Lesbo Hell yes'
> Now Serving macaroni cheese
sourball
--
South Africa?
sourball
--
> From: "Jim Doemer" <doe...@earthlink.net>
>
> Mother Bernie and her male personication Normie Boyd has been here before.
> Truely amusing, in a nutball sort of way. You should as Bernie to tell you
> about pulling demons out of people asses. Truley great satire!!
Oh yeah? that does sound amusing... Is Bernie sort of mentally ill? I feel
bad picking on her now because I feel like I just kicked an invalid or
something. I think that she really believes that she is righteous and God
loving and all of that but she is sad. God probably loves her for here
intentions even though her ways are the ways of a truly lost mentally ill
soul.
She has a male personification? WTF?
sourball
> You mean you're still a labia-lapping unrepentant lesbian? Oh no!
> I'll say special prayers for you. You're sinning are are in grave
> danger of hellfire.
>
Well Bernie!! Look at how you're talking now??? Labia Lapping??!! I guess I
don't feel so bad about picking on you after all. Shit you're just as crude
and rude as the next guy.... girl.....
You think about sex a lot don't you? You mention sex in every post that you
send...
Jim Doemer
>
> --
>
>
> > From: "Jim Doemer" <doe...@earthlink.net>
>
> >
> > Mother Bernie and her male personication Normie Boyd has been here
before.
> > Truely amusing, in a nutball sort of way. You should as Bernie to tell
you
> > about pulling demons out of people asses. Truley great satire!!
>
> Oh yeah? that does sound amusing... Is Bernie sort of mentally ill?
Well, I used to work in the mental health field, but as an administrator,
not a doctor, so I couldn't make an official diagnosis, but as a layman, my
unofficial take on the situation is that she's at least three fries short of
a happy meal.
> I feel
> bad picking on her now because I feel like I just kicked an invalid or
> something. I think that she really believes that she is righteous and God
> loving and all of that but she is sad. God probably loves her for here
> intentions even though her ways are the ways of a truly lost mentally ill
> soul.
Well, there is some validity to good intentions.. You'll have to get her
to tell you about camp straight arrow that her and Normie ran, and what was
the other one?? I guess camp straight arrow was to keep boys from "a life
of homosexuality", and there was the one that Bernie ran that was along the
same lines to keep girls from, "a life of lesbianism".. They never would
tell us exactly where these camps were located. I started forwarding the
messages to a buddy of mine at the FBI, just in case these camps did exist
and they were doing what they described at the camps. (Pulling demons out
of the kids anuses with plyers, and really wild junk like that...) At one
point Bernie talked about restoring girls virginity at her camp.. What was
the name of that camp? Camp closed legs or something like that. I
wonder if she really does not know what a buffoon that she and Norman have
made themselve out to be? Pathetic really.
Jim Doemer
> > Mother Berni Nolan wrote:
> > You mean you're still a labia-lapping unrepentant lesbian? Oh no!
> > I'll say special prayers for you. You're sinning are are in grave
> > danger of hellfire.
> >
>
> Well Bernie!! Look at how you're talking now??? Labia Lapping??!! I guess
I
> don't feel so bad about picking on you after all. Shit you're just as
crude
> and rude as the next guy.... girl.....
>
> You think about sex a lot don't you? You mention sex in every post that
you
> send...
Of course! Don't try to engage bernie in a political discussion of the
issues. The political issues simply do not interest her. She will rail
on and on, using the most graphic sexual discriptions she can possibly
conjure up. She thinks about sex all the time, in every post she makes.
Jim Doemer
> > You mean you're still a labia-lapping unrepentant lesbian? Oh no!
> > I'll say special prayers for you. You're sinning are are in grave
> > danger of hellfire.
> >
>
> Well Bernie!! Look at how you're talking now??? Labia Lapping??!! I guess
I
> don't feel so bad about picking on you after all. Shit you're just as
crude
> and rude as the next guy.... girl.....
>
> You think about sex a lot don't you? You mention sex in every post that
you
> send...
sourball
> From: "Jim Doemer" <doe...@earthlink.net>
>> Well Bernie!! Look at how you're talking now??? Labia Lapping??!! I guess
> I
>> don't feel so bad about picking on you after all. Shit you're just as
> crude
>> and rude as the next guy.... girl.....
>>
>> You think about sex a lot don't you? You mention sex in every post that
> you
>> send...
>
>
> Of course! Don't try to engage bernie in a political discussion of the
> issues. The political issues simply do not interest her. She will rail
> on and on, using the most graphic sexual discriptions she can possibly
> conjure up. She thinks about sex all the time, in every post she makes.
>
I have to tell you Jim that I am sitting here laughing my ass off... Between
Bernie and your response to my posts I am in stitches.. I thank you for the
good laughter.
I really just dove into this NG. I have to admit I didn't realize that it
was cross posted into almost every gay group in town. Oh well, here I am.
Bernie is tricky that way.
SOur
--
>
Jim Doemer
Well sure, homosexuality is the only "sin" that Bernie seems to concern
herself with. I'm glad you are appoaching her posts from the viewpoint of
amusement. She does keep us all in stitches. She sort of reminds me of my
half senile old Aunt Wanda.
Jim Doemer
Well sure, homosexuality is the only "sin" that Bernie seems to concern
sourball
> From: les_b_c...@my-deja.com (Mother Bernadette Nolan)
> Subject: Re: It's Homosexual SHAME Month Again!
>
>
>> This reaction is clearly a sign that you have some latent homosexual
>> tendencies
>
> No! I have only EX-homosexual tendencies. I'm a reformed lesbian, a
> former sinner saved, redeemed, and transformed by the Sacred Blood of
> Jesus!
um...okay...
>
>> but PLEASE stay in denial we don't want your kind in our community.
>
> I left the homosexual "community" two years ago for a new life in
> Christ. Now I couldn't be happier. I am at last a true child of God,
> unfettered by Satan's animal lusts and perverted passions.
It sounds like you had a good partner.
>
>> As for diseases. Aids came from a monkey.
>
> That is possible, but it's cut a long, wide path through your precious
> "community" sice then.
>
And the human community too.
>> Probably some straight dude couldn't get a date and instead tormented some
>> poor monkey.
>
> Is that why so many straight people are afflicted with the plague?
Yep.
>
>> We know it was a man and not a woman that did this because no male monkey
>> would [profanity deleted] a human. It had to be forced.
>
> A great deal of homosexual activity involves coercion, even rape. My
> ex-husband, now dying of AIDS, used to rape straight men in order to
> recruit them into the disgusting homosexual deathstyle.
Ted Bundy was a straight man... let's see so was Albert Fish, Bianchi &
Buon, Edmund Kemper, Jack the Ripper, John Christie, John George Haigh,
Pedro Lopez, Richard Ramirez, Wayne Williams and the Zodiac Killer just to
name a few..
>
>> So you keep on preaching your lonely little sermon and I hope that the queers
>> > sing a little louder this year just for your sake.
>
> They may sing while marching down Castro Street, but when they're
> barbecuing their buns in the fiery furnaces of eternal hellfire they
> will only weep and wail and gnash their teeth. Their song of shame
> will have been sung and will be heard no more.
I am howling with laughter! Bernie you are precious!!!!
>
>> Oh yeah and Jesus would be so proud that you turned his message of love into
>> one of hate and degradation.
>
> That's a popular opinion among homosexuals. Homosexuals are incapable
> of love. I know because I was one for years. They know only crude,
> animal lust. Jude 7 says they will inherit the Pit.
The pit where they barbaque their buns? Is it that one?
>
>> How Christian of you. I will pray for your lost soul too for clearly you have
>> > turned away from Jesus' teachings.
>
> No! You've embraced Satan's ugly perversions of Bible truths.
No! YOU have embraced Satan's ugly perversions of Bible truths.
>
>> You are a shame to the church and what it is supposed to represent.
>
> Hardly. I am a handmaiden of the Lord, doing His Will in all things.
Yeah right....
>
>> Jesus never told your to hate, despise and judge and you know it.
>
> That's right, and I absolutely never hate, despise, or judge. I
> preach only Christian compassion.
But you use pliers to pull demons out of kid's asses?
>God loves homosexuals, but I can
> assure you He won't tolerate their sins. They must repent and put
> their unnatural lusts and cravings away forever if they are to escape
> the coming wrath.
>
>> If he did then it was the devil in disguise, luring you into a den of hate
>> and foul smelling attitudes. Go ahead and wallow in your own hatred it is
>> really only hurting you.
>
> I hate no one. If I didn't feel true love for homosexuals, I wouldn't
> warn them of the horrible fate that awaits them in the hereafter.
Please spare us your concern..
>
>> God Bless you and I will keep your sorry [profanity deleted] in my prayers.
>
> Since Satan is your only "lord," you needn't bother. Repent, brother,
> for the Day of Judgment is approaching. Even now the asteroids of the
> Lord careen through the void on a collision course with the homosexual
> community. Beware!
The ass-troids of the Lord? What planet are you from?
>
>> Sour
>
> Get saved and you can be sweet like me!
I don't know if that's even possible. You are the sweetest after all.
>
>
> Praying for you,
Keep praying. Maybe some day you'll have a break through.
>
> Beloved Bernadette Nolan
sourball
--
> From: Amos John Howsat II <AJ...@Atlanta.org>
> On 20 Jun 2001 22:17:08 -0700, les_b_c...@my-deja.com (Mother Bernadette
> Nolan) wrote:
>>
>>
>> Praying for all of you in these the last days of man on earth,
>>
>
> HALLELUJAH, MAMA!
>
> You go! We'll be cheering you own from the get go too! You sound like a
> getter! Fast too - One who is done gone before quick can get started! You
> will have these heathen homo's asses kicked and names taken in no time
> atall! I just know, I just know it!
>
> GO, MAMA, GO! WATCH OUT EEEEEEEVIL -- SHE'S A LESBO NO MO!
> Now I'm gonna just sit over here by the bar and watch you work 'em out mama.
>
> AJH2
YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAW!
PRAISE THE LORD!!!
>
>>
>> Mother Bernadette Nolan
Kapitano
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> Well, there is some validity to good intentions.. You'll have to get
her
> to tell you about camp straight arrow that her and Normie ran, and what
was
> the other one??
Camp Unbroken Seal, I think.
For Chastity and anti-lesbianism.
> > She has a male personification? WTF?
Named Norman Boyd, aka The Truth, Dr Truth, and Dr Ultima-Truth.
Normie (we all called him that) was a Reformed Homosexual. He knew
from personal experience that all homosexuals have at least six orgasms
a day, and are obsessed with smegma and feces. All of which he described
in great and loving detail.
Apparantly Jesus made him straight. So he spends each night on his
knees worshiping :o).
Jim Doemer
"Kapitano" <kapi...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> "Jim Doemer" <doe...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> news:rBzZ6.118$AV6....@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net...
> > Well, there is some validity to good intentions.. You'll have to get
> her
> > to tell you about camp straight arrow that her and Normie ran, and what
> was
> > the other one??
>
> Camp Unbroken Seal, I think.
> For Chastity and anti-lesbianism.
Ah yes.. I remember now..
>
> > > She has a male personification? WTF?
>
> Named Norman Boyd, aka The Truth, Dr Truth, and Dr Ultima-Truth.
> Normie (we all called him that) was a Reformed Homosexual. He knew
> from personal experience that all homosexuals have at least six orgasms
> a day, and are obsessed with smegma and feces. All of which he described
> in great and loving detail.
> Apparantly Jesus made him straight. So he spends each night on his
> knees worshiping :o).
>
Oh yeah, and that he could smell an uncircumcised sinner from a mile away!!
Something about smegma buildup.. Like what? Boyd doesn't have soap and
water on his planet? Hours of humor!!
Mother Bernadette Nolan
> Of course! Don't try to engage bernie in a political discussion of the
> issues. The political issues simply do not interest her. She will rail
> on and on, using the most graphic sexual discriptions she can possibly
> conjure up. She thinks about sex all the time, in every post she makes.
I don't know if you've noticed or not, Jimbo, but sex lies at the very
heart of homoSEXuality. That's what makes homosexuals different from
normal people -- the kind of sex they engage them. Homosexual
"politics" are just the wily strategies homosexuals use so they can
have more sex with more people, usually younger people. They want
special rights so they can seduce, sodomize, and recruit others into
their dangerous, disease-ridden, hedonistic deathstyle. They only
want better jobs so they can 1) sexually harass the boys in the mail
room and 2) use the money they make to buy more dope and hard plastic
insertables. They only want better homes so they can infiltrate
straight neighborhoods and vampirize those hard, sweaty young suburban
bodies. They only want political office so they can 1) seduce interns
and pages and 2) enact legislation that favors other homosexuals and
turns a blind eye to the crimes they commit. They only want to get in
the church so they can prey on young peoples' souls with impunity, and
destroy the testimony of decent Christians. They only want to adopt
children so they can 1) abuse them and 2) poison their minds against
the truth of heterosexual holiness. They only want to infiltrate the
military so they can 1) vampirize soldiers and sailors and 2) spy for
the enemy in exchange for sex with filthy uncircumcised Russians.
Notice that the latest rage in homosexual pornography is Slavic boys
from behind the Iron Curtain -- and the smegma curtain too. I have
New Zealand pervert Hugh "Young" to thank for this information.
Can't you see they are E - V - I - L ???
I don't know why you won't buy my book either. I promise to tell it
like it is about how homosexuality ripped one decent American family
to shreds. Every word of it is true. Imagine a mother's heartbreak
at finding out her son wants to have his ears pierced and work as a
hairdresser in Greenwich Village.
Praying for all of you,
Mother Berni Nolan
A Lesbo No Mo'
Now Serving Christ Daily
P.S. My holy cleansing camp for girls was originally called Camp
Unbroken Seal. When we got more funding and reopened it last spring
we christened it Camp Diamond Hymen. "Closed Legs" indeed! Although
keeping yours that way wouldn't hurt. Tell me, how long have you been
plus?
Jim Doemer
"Mother Bernadette Nolan" <les_b_c...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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>
> > Of course! Don't try to engage bernie in a political discussion of the
> > issues. The political issues simply do not interest her. She will
rail
> > on and on, using the most graphic sexual discriptions she can possibly
> > conjure up. She thinks about sex all the time, in every post she
makes.
>
> I don't know if you've noticed or not, Jimbo, but sex lies at the very
> heart of homoSEXuality.
And I don't know if you've noticed, but your half baked opinions on
homosexuality, or any other sexuality for that matter, are less than nothing
to me.
> That's what makes homosexuals different from
> normal people -- the kind of sex they engage them.
Homosexuals ARE normal people. Whether or not you believe that is
irrelevant.
[snip rest of stupidity based rant]
You really are a loon Bernie, losing your husband seems to have really
warped your mind.
sourball
--
> From: les_b_c...@my-deja.com (Mother Bernadette Nolan)
> Organization: http://groups.google.com/
> Newsgroups:
> alt.politics.homosexuality,alt.homosexual,alt.homosexual.lesbian,nz.soc.queer,
> alt.circumcision
> Date: 25 Jun 2001 19:36:01 -0700
> Subject: Re: It's Homosexual SHAME Month Again!
>
sourball
> Ah yes.. I remember now..
>
>>
>>>> She has a male personification? WTF?
>>
>> Named Norman Boyd, aka The Truth, Dr Truth, and Dr Ultima-Truth.
>> Normie (we all called him that) was a Reformed Homosexual. He knew
>> from personal experience that all homosexuals have at least six orgasms
>> a day, and are obsessed with smegma and feces. All of which he described
>> in great and loving detail.
>> Apparantly Jesus made him straight. So he spends each night on his
>> knees worshiping :o).
>>
>
> Oh yeah, and that he could smell an uncircumcised sinner from a mile away!!
> Something about smegma buildup.. Like what? Boyd doesn't have soap and
> water on his planet? Hours of humor!!
Hours? Volumes!!!!! The entertainment is priceless.
>
>
sourball
>Brought to form none other than:
> Mother Berni Nolan
> A Lesbo No Mo'
> Now Serving Christ Daily
>
> P.S. My holy cleansing camp for girls was originally called Camp
> Unbroken Seal. When we got more funding and reopened it last spring
> we christened it Camp Diamond Hymen. "Closed Legs" indeed! Although
> keeping yours that way wouldn't hurt. Tell me, how long have you been
> plus?
Camp Diamond Hymen? OUCH!!!! That ought to keep the boys away....
Sour
sourball
>
>> I'll say special prayers for you. You're sinning are are in grave
>> danger of hellfire.
>> You can do what you like honey I dont really care what you think.
> Just a question for you,can we change your sexuality??
> No your right we cant unless you want to change, so the day I want to become
> a raving unwanted nutter I will give you a call sweetcheeks.
She's also quite perverted keeping her thoughts and her nose in other's
crotches at all times.
Sister Sour Ball
Lesbo's are the best
Now serving last week's leftovers.
BB
Jim Doemer
True! And Bernie is just as entertaining!
Jim Doemer
Hahahahahaha!! Camp Diamond Hymen!!! Hahahahahaha!!! I wonder what the
reaction was when she applied for her business license!!! This satire
just keeps getting better, and better!!
sourball
> From: "Jim Doemer" <doe...@earthlink.net>
> Subject: Re: It's Homosexual SHAME Month Again!
>
<snip>
>>>
>>> P.S. My holy cleansing camp for girls was originally called Camp
>>> Unbroken Seal. When we got more funding and reopened it last spring
>>> we christened it Camp Diamond Hymen. "Closed Legs" indeed! Although
>>> keeping yours that way wouldn't hurt. Tell me, how long have you been
>>> plus?
>>
>> Camp Diamond Hymen? OUCH!!!! That ought to keep the boys away....
>>
>> Sour
>
> Hahahahahaha!! Camp Diamond Hymen!!! Hahahahahaha!!! I wonder what the
> reaction was when she applied for her business license!!! This satire
> just keeps getting better, and better!!
Oh I know it!! I am enjoying a lot of laughter over here. No one could make
this stuff up. The Hollywood writers ought to check out old Bernie here. She
provides a rich resource of humor and satire that I have never seen anywhere
else before. This has got to be a joke. It just has to be. I picture Bernie
sitting there laughing her wild ass off over all of this too. Can Bible
Thumpers really get this bad? I am from the Midwest and have never been
anywhere near the Bible Belt. I have heard that they can get outright
psychotic. Maybe Camp Diamond Hymen is set in the lush, green field in her
head.
Yours Truly,
SOur
>
>
sourball
I just had to write in again to comment further. Can you imagine the
brochure? I bet the kids are clamoring to get into that camp!
And did you notice how the idea of calling the camp "Closed Legs" is so much
more offensive than "Diamond Hymen" to her??? Where does this reasoning come
from? A gumball machine?
Sour
Jim Doemer
I'm not sure... I wonder if she is still claiming to restore the girls
virginity? Now that's some funny stuff!!!
Jeff North
<doe...@earthlink.net> wrote:
[snip]
>| You really are a loon Bernie, losing your husband seems to have really
>| warped your mind.
Poor Bernie - gotta rely on those "hard plastic insertables" now :c)
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All I can say to fundamentalist christians is:
BRING BACK THE LIONS BRING BACK THE LIONS
BRING BACK THE LIONS BRING BACK THE LIONS
BRING BACK THE LIONS BRING BACK THE LIONS
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Jim Doemer
"Jeff North" <jnor...@xxyahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:peogjtg8btvqo5onk...@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 26 Jun 2001 03:01:17 GMT, in alt.politics.homosexuality "Jim
Doemer"
> <doe...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> [snip]
>
> >| You really are a loon Bernie, losing your husband seems to have really
> >| warped your mind.
>
> Poor Bernie - gotta rely on those "hard plastic insertables" now :c)
>
Hehehe... And batteries are not cheap!!
Jim Doemer
"Michelle Steiner" <mich...@michelle.org> wrote in message
news:michelle-F071A9...@enews.newsguy.com...
> In article <e4be0637.0106...@posting.google.com>,> > I'm not stupid. I had myself tested right after i threw the lying,
> > cheating bum out the door. We had relations only once, however, and
> > since I had already been inseminated by Father Hickey at the First
> > Universal Christian Kingdom World Evangelical Temple I inserted a
> > fat, vinegar-soaked sponge into my most holy place to soak up and
> > kill any viruses Normie might happen to transmit to me.
>
> Oh, so you're an adulteress. BTW, vinegar doesn't kill viruses. But
> you did manage to forestall a possible yeast infection.
>
> > I also leapt right up the minute he spilled his dirty seed into my
> > furrow and douched thoroughly.
>
> So, it's your "holy place," but his "dirty seed." Is father Hickey's
> seed dirty too?
>
Why is it that the nut balls always insist on telling you more than you
ever wanted to know about them?
Jim Doemer
> In article <e4be0637.01062...@posting.google.com>,> > I will preach as long as the Lord wills it. I saved dozens of souls
> > last year. Now I go door to door with my dog to save wealthy
> > lesbians from a life of misery, dejection, and childlessness.
>
> You don't bother with the poor ones, because they don't have money to
> donate to your Hickey?
>
> > > because I find her truely amusing.
> >
>
> But you're succeeding at it admirably; you have a true talent for
> comedy and satire.
>
> > and it's not right of you to laugh at me and my holy ministry. I'm
> > here to preach the gospel, not make people laugh.
>
> Making people laugh is a noble profession; you should be proud to have
> such a talent.
>
> > > Thanks honey keep posting!.
> >
> > Only if you promise to learn to punctuate properly.
> >
> > > A Lesbo Oh Yes'
> >
> > You mean you're still a labia-lapping unrepentant lesbian? Oh no!
> > danger of hellfire.
>
>
> Oh, BTW, I'm a lesbian too (well, actually I'm bisexual in a lesbian
> relationship. I rarely lap labia, though; I much prefer to have my
> labia lapped.)
>
The rich ones give her money just to get her off their doorstep.
sourball
>>> A Lesbo Oh Yes'
>>
>> You mean you're still a labia-lapping unrepentant lesbian? Oh no!
>> I'll say special prayers for you. You're sinning are are in grave
>> danger of hellfire.
>
> Regarding that punctuation you alluded to...
>
> Oh, BTW, I'm a lesbian too (well, actually I'm bisexual in a lesbian
> relationship. I rarely lap labia, though; I much prefer to have my
> labia lapped.)
Now there's tongue twister!!!!!
Sour
>
> --
> Gays don't recruit.
> Christians recruit.
Jeff North
<doe...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>|
>| "Jeff North" <jnor...@xxyahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>| news:peogjtg8btvqo5onk...@4ax.com...
>| > On Tue, 26 Jun 2001 03:01:17 GMT, in alt.politics.homosexuality "Jim
>| Doemer"
>| > <doe...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>| >
>| > [snip]
>| >
>| > >| You really are a loon Bernie, losing your husband seems to have really
>| > >| warped your mind.
>| >
>| > Poor Bernie - gotta rely on those "hard plastic insertables" now :c)
>| >
>|
>| Hehehe... And batteries are not cheap!!
True. Do you think it's worthwhile taking shares in EverReady batteries?
Hey Bernie, you might investigate the electric "hard plastic insertables"
(although I'd hate to see your power bill).
sourball
--
> From: Jeff North <jnor...@xxyahoo.com.au>
> Organization: BigPond Internet Services (http://www.bigpond.net.au)
<snipped to death>
>> | >
>> | > Poor Bernie - gotta rely on those "hard plastic insertables" now :c)
>> | >
>> |
>> | Hehehe... And batteries are not cheap!!
>
> True. Do you think it's worthwhile taking shares in EverReady batteries?
>
> Hey Bernie, you might investigate the electric "hard plastic insertables"
> (although I'd hate to see your power bill).
Well, you have to figure that with a diamond hymen that she is going to have
to get something harder than plastic.
SOur
Jim Doemer
>
> --
>
>
> > From: Jeff North <jnor...@xxyahoo.com.au>
> > Organization: BigPond Internet Services (http://www.bigpond.net.au)
> <snipped to death>
> >> | >
> >> | > Poor Bernie - gotta rely on those "hard plastic insertables" now
:c)
> >> | >
> >> |
> >> | Hehehe... And batteries are not cheap!!
> >
> > True. Do you think it's worthwhile taking shares in EverReady batteries?
> >
> > Hey Bernie, you might investigate the electric "hard plastic
insertables"
> > (although I'd hate to see your power bill).
>
> Well, you have to figure that with a diamond hymen that she is going to
have
> to get something harder than plastic.
>
Hehehe.. True.. But nothing's harder than diamond, right?
Jeff North
<sour...@tart.com> wrote:
>| > From: Jeff North <jnor...@xxyahoo.com.au>
>| <snipped to death>
>| >> | >
>| >> | > Poor Bernie - gotta rely on those "hard plastic insertables" now :c)
>| >> | >
>| >> |
>| >> | Hehehe... And batteries are not cheap!!
>| >
>| > True. Do you think it's worthwhile taking shares in EverReady batteries?
>| >
>| > Hey Bernie, you might investigate the electric "hard plastic insertables"
>| > (although I'd hate to see your power bill).
>|
>| Well, you have to figure that with a diamond hymen that she is going to have
>| to get something harder than plastic.
Actually no :c) With all the innings and outings, the plastic insertable would
became abrasive, all those sharp edges would cause more pleas ... umm err
pain.
But OTOH a diamond hymen wouldn't have much sensation - Bernie you might want
to sit on the end of a jack hammer. The neighbors might have something to say
about the noise pollution though - especially when the jack hammer is going
24hrs a day.
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Mother Bernadette Nolan
> Hehehe... And batteries are not cheap!!
I'll have you to know that my Vagina has been specially consecrated
unto God for the purpose of childbearing. I never allow foreign
objects into it! It is the Temple of God!
Mother Berni Nolan
Now Serving Christ and No Other!
Mother Bernadette Nolan
> > Oh, so you're an adulteress.
No, because I didn't actually lie with Father Hickey. He inseminated
me with a special tubule. My hymen remained intact throughout the
procedure.
> > BTW, vinegar doesn't kill viruses.
It can if it's consecrated. I knew I was taking a chance, but I had
little choice. I washed my holy vestibule out thoroughly after the
act with a strong chemical douche.
> > But you did manage to forestall a possible yeast infection.
My ex-husband was circumcised before we got married, so it's almost
impossible for me to contract one of those from him. Our patented
healing douches help prevent infections too.
> > So, it's your "holy place," but his "dirty seed."
Yes. His seed was tainted with all manner of evil. You can't imagine
the horrible places he'd inserted his penis!
> > Is father Hickey's seed dirty too?
Not at all. He's a Man of God who has never once engaged in carnal
sexual perversions.
> Why is it that the nut balls always insist on telling you more than you
> ever wanted to know about them?
I wouldn't know. Why not ask a "nut ball"? I'm an ex-lesbian
evangelist and faith healer.
Mother Bernadette Nolan
> Camp Diamond Hymen? OUCH!!!! That ought to keep the boys away....
Although we often do restore broken hymens, we don't sew real diamonds
into them. We convince girls that their holy hymens are priceless so
they won't give them away frivolously. The restored hymens are much
thicker than the real thing, so the girls experience more pain than
usual when a boy tries to penetrate them. That makes the sexual
experience much more meaningful to these now virtuous young women.
Jim Doemer
"Mother Bernadette Nolan" <les_b_c...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:e4be0637.01062...@posting.google.com...
news:<RV3_6.987$vu4.1...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...
>
> > Hehehe... And batteries are not cheap!!
>
> I'll have you to know that my Vagina has been specially consecrated
> unto God for the purpose of childbearing. I never allow foreign
> objects into it! It is the Temple of God!
>
And I'll have you know that I don't believe a single word you say, you
loon!!
The only reason I respond to you at all is for the humor value.
Jim Doemer
"Mother Bernadette Nolan" <les_b_c...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:e4be0637.01062...@posting.google.com...
And just exactly where is the alledged camp of your where you are performing
operations without a license??
>
John Wilkinson
Tell the truth. You write for "The Onion," right?
In alt.politics.homosexuality,
<e4be0637.01062...@posting.google.com>, les_b_c...@my-deja.com
(Mother Bernadette Nolan) wrote:
---
Same-sex marriage info:
The Legal Marriage Alliance of Washington
www.lmaw.org
Mother Bernadette Nolan
> And just exactly where is the alledged camp of your where you are performing
> operations without a license??
Why don't you ask your special friends at the FBI? What makes you
think I don't have a license? It just so happens that I'm licensed to
practice faith healing in sixteen states. And I don't care whether
you believe me or not. You obviously reject a great deal of the
truth, particularly the gospel truth that says lust-filled libertines
must spend eternity in the putrid pit of eternal hell.
Also note that there is no d in "allege." Your brightness rarely
outshines a 2-watt bulb, does it, Jimbo? Are you properly
circumcised?
Mother Berni Nolan
Now Serving Christ Exclusively
Jeff North
les_b_c...@my-deja.com (Mother Bernadette Nolan) wrote:
>| "Jim Doemer" <doe...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<RV3_6.987$vu4.1...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...
>|
>| > Hehehe... And batteries are not cheap!!
>|
>| I'll have you to know that my Vagina has been specially consecrated
>| unto God for the purpose of childbearing. I never allow foreign
>| objects into it! It is the Temple of God!
Hmmm your vagina is a temple of god. Can I come and pray in your temple?
Oh yuk - did *I* *really* *say* *that*.
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Jim Doemer
"Mother Bernadette Nolan" <les_b_c...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:e4be0637.01062...@posting.google.com...
Jim Doemer
"Mother Bernadette Nolan" <les_b_c...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
news:e4be0637.01062...@posting.google.com...
news:<50b_6.2055$vu4.2...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...
>
> > And just exactly where is the alledged camp of your where you are
performing
> > operations without a license??
>
> Why don't you ask your special friends at the FBI?
I did, but he said that information is confidential until/when/if an arrest
is made.
What makes you
> think I don't have a license?
Then scan it and send it to me. It's simple to prove.
It just so happens that I'm licensed to
> practice faith healing in sixteen states.
Faith healing is not surgury. You cannot perform surgury with a faith
healing (read snake oil salesman) license.
And I don't care whether
> you believe me or not. You obviously reject a great deal of the
> truth, particularly the gospel truth that says lust-filled libertines
> must spend eternity in the putrid pit of eternal hell.
You wouldn't know the truth if it fell on your head form space.
>
> Also note that there is no d in "allege." Your brightness rarely
> outshines a 2-watt bulb, does it, Jimbo? Are you properly
> circumcised?
>
Ah. Spelling flames.. The last resort of the truely clueless. And the
condition of my penis is none of your business what so ever.
David L. Moffitt
"Jeff North" <jnor...@xxyahoo.com.au> wrote in message news:epdjjtkeb5s74lj3f...@4ax.com...
> On 26 Jun 2001 18:31:16 -0700, in alt.politics.homosexuality
> les_b_c...@my-deja.com (Mother Bernadette Nolan) wrote:
>
> >| "Jim Doemer" <doe...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<RV3_6.987$vu4.1...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...
> >|
> >| > Hehehe... And batteries are not cheap!!
> >|
> >| I'll have you to know that my Vagina has been specially consecrated
> >| unto God for the purpose of childbearing. I never allow foreign
> >| objects into it! It is the Temple of God!
>
> Hmmm your vagina is a temple of god. Can I come and pray in your temple?
%%%% Hummmmm----Could that be some heterosexual tendencies showing?
Rick B.
> ...putrid pit of eternal hell.
>
Good alliteration, there.
L. Michael Roberts
>
> "Jim Doemer" <doe...@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:<RV3_6.987$vu4.1...@newsread1.prod.itd.earthlink.net>...
>
> > Hehehe... And batteries are not cheap!!
>
> I'll have you to know that my Vagina has been specially consecrated
> unto God for the purpose of childbearing. I never allow foreign
> objects into it!
You have just proven yourself to be a liar and a sinner! But we
already knew that!!
<snip>
+==================== L. Michael Roberts =======================+
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Kapitano
> >| I'll have you to know that my Vagina has been specially consecrated
> >| unto God for the purpose of childbearing. I never allow foreign
> >| objects into it! It is the Temple of God!
>
> Hmmm your vagina is a temple of god. Can I come and pray in your temple?
>
> Oh yuk - did *I* *really* *say* *that*.
You defile the temple, and I'll burn it down.
--
Kapitano
"British homosexuals are the BADDEST" - Ward Stewart
Jeff North
<kapi...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>| "Jeff North" <jnor...@xxyahoo.com.au> wrote in message
>| news:epdjjtkeb5s74lj3f...@4ax.com...
>| > >| I'll have you to know that my Vagina has been specially consecrated
>| > >| unto God for the purpose of childbearing. I never allow foreign
>| > >| objects into it! It is the Temple of God!
>| >
>| > Hmmm your vagina is a temple of god. Can I come and pray in your temple?
>| >
>| > Oh yuk - did *I* *really* *say* *that*.
>|
>| You defile the temple, and I'll burn it down.
On second thoughts, I'll let someone else defile the temple - oh boy do I feel
nauseous.
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All I can say to fundamentalist christians is:
BRING BACK THE LIONS BRING BACK THE LIONS
BRING BACK THE LIONS BRING BACK THE LIONS
BRING BACK THE LIONS BRING BACK THE LIONS
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Jim Doemer
"Kapitano" <kapi...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:9hdjpl$6mv$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com...
Somehow, I just know that's one such temple that I want no part of.. :c)
Jim Doemer
> In article <1yj_6.556$ef.7...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>,
> "Jim Doemer" <doe...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> > > Also note that there is no d in "allege." Your brightness rarely
> > > outshines a 2-watt bulb, does it, Jimbo? Are you properly
> > > circumcised?
> >
> > Ah. Spelling flames.. The last resort of the truely clueless. And
the
> > condition of my penis is none of your business what so ever.
>
> going to bed with you. Any man who goes to bed with Berni would never
> be satisfied with another man again, donchaknow?
>
> --Michelle
>
Well, we both know the problems with that logic, don't we? :c)
Ward Stewart
Not really --- try Putrescent Pit of Perpetual Perdition.
ward
-------------------------------------------------------------
The 1964 Civil Rights Act is "the single most dangerous piece
of legislation ever introduced in the Congress"
He later opposed a national holiday for that
"pervert" Martin Luther King Jr.
Who but? Jesse Helms
-------------------------------------------------------------
Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it
has gotten into the wrong hands.
Senator Jesse Helms (R.-North Carolina)
----------------------------------------------------
sourball
>>>
>>> Hmmm your vagina is a temple of god. Can I come and pray in your temple?
>>>
>>> Oh yuk - did *I* *really* *say* *that*.
>>
>> You defile the temple, and I'll burn it down.
>>
>> --
>> Kapitano
>> "British homosexuals are the BADDEST" - Ward Stewart
>
> Somehow, I just know that's one such temple that I want no part of.. :c)
Its enough to make a man gay!!!
>
>
Jim Doemer
If anything would..... :c)
curtsybear
>>>> Hmmm your vagina is a temple of god. Can I come and pray in your temple?
>>>> Oh yuk - did *I* *really* *say* *that*.
>>> You defile the temple, and I'll burn it down.
>Its enough to make a man gay!!!
You should talk to Normie.
--
Curtis at Sieber dot Com
"What is intriguing about 'Ulterior Motive' is its author's background as,
first, a collaborator with behaviorist B.F. Skinner on chimpanzee-language
research, and, then, the inventor of the Start Button and Taskbar for
the computer program Windows 95." -- The New York Times, Christopher
Lehmann-Haupt, reviewing a book, but inadvertently tying together so
many loose ends about the origin of that damned start button!
sourball
> From: Cur...@Sieber.com (curtsybear)
>
> On Thu, 28 Jun 2001 02:17:47 GMT, sourball <sour...@tart.com> wrote:
>>>>> Hmmm your vagina is a temple of god. Can I come and pray in your temple?
>>>>> Oh yuk - did *I* *really* *say* *that*.
>>>> You defile the temple, and I'll burn it down.
>>> Somehow, I just know that's one such temple that I want no part of.. :c)
>> Its enough to make a man gay!!!
>
> You should talk to Normie.
Ha HA that is true! I think we laughed Bernie right out of the group. Or is
she out looking for Normie?
SOur
Jim Doemer
>
> > From: Cur...@Sieber.com (curtsybear)
>
> >
> > On Thu, 28 Jun 2001 02:17:47 GMT, sourball <sour...@tart.com> wrote:
> >>>>> Hmmm your vagina is a temple of god. Can I come and pray in your
temple?
> >>>>> Oh yuk - did *I* *really* *say* *that*.
> >>>> You defile the temple, and I'll burn it down.
> >>> Somehow, I just know that's one such temple that I want no part of..
:c)
> >> Its enough to make a man gay!!!
> >
> > You should talk to Normie.
>
> Ha HA that is true! I think we laughed Bernie right out of the group. Or
is
> she out looking for Normie?
>
We learned a long time ago that you can't embarrass bernie/normie, et al..
She's
probably just building up a nice head of steam for his/her/its next tirade.
Should be
a real hum dinger!!
sourball
> From: "Jim Doemer" <doe...@earthlink.net>
> Subject: Re: It's Homosexual SHAME Month Again!
>>> From: Cur...@Sieber.com (curtsybear)
<snip>
>>>
>>> You should talk to Normie.
>>
>> Ha HA that is true! I think we laughed Bernie right out of the group. Or
> is
>> she out looking for Normie?
>>
>
> We learned a long time ago that you can't embarrass bernie/normie, et al..
> She's
> probably just building up a nice head of steam for his/her/its next tirade.
> Should be
> a real hum dinger!!
>
You mean that s/he/it has no shame? I guess that doesn't surprise me.
At first I thought she was a joke. Literally a man pretending to be an ex
lesbian pretending to be a religious, homophobic nut. Someone who is in fact
making fun of the religious homophobes. But I haven't been in this group for
much time at all and I'm getting the idea that she is for real. I have a
friend who's mother tells her all the time that she is going to go to hell
but then turns around and says "Would you like to go out for lunch?" as if
her daughter going to hell isn't her concern. Nutty with a capital T. Yet
functional in this society. I 'spose its possible.
Sour
John Wilkinson
<sour...@tart.com> wrote:
I've maintained all along that "Norman" is pure parody, but I seem to be in the
minority. The parody is just too perfect to be anything but.
sourball
>>
>> You mean that s/he/it has no shame? I guess that doesn't surprise me.
>>
>> At first I thought she was a joke. Literally a man pretending to be an ex
>> lesbian pretending to be a religious, homophobic nut. Someone who is in fact
>> making fun of the religious homophobes. But I haven't been in this group for
>> much time at all and I'm getting the idea that she is for real. I have a
>> friend who's mother tells her all the time that she is going to go to hell
>> but then turns around and says "Would you like to go out for lunch?" as if
>> her daughter going to hell isn't her concern. Nutty with a capital T. Yet
>> functional in this society. I 'spose its possible.
>
> I've maintained all along that "Norman" is pure parody, but I seem to be in
> the
> minority. The parody is just too perfect to be anything but.
>
I definitely know what you mean. It is just too well done to be real. If it
is in fact a parody than s/he is a freakin genius! If not, I guess life
really is stranger than fiction.
SOur
Jim Doemer
>
> > From: "Jim Doemer" <doe...@earthlink.net>
> > Subject: Re: It's Homosexual SHAME Month Again!
> >>> From: Cur...@Sieber.com (curtsybear)
> <snip>
> >>>
> >>> You should talk to Normie.
> >>
> >> Ha HA that is true! I think we laughed Bernie right out of the group.
Or
> > is
> >> she out looking for Normie?
> >>
> >
> > We learned a long time ago that you can't embarrass bernie/normie, et
al..
> > She's
> > probably just building up a nice head of steam for his/her/its next
tirade.
> > Should be
> > a real hum dinger!!
> >
>
> You mean that s/he/it has no shame?
Not an ounce that I've ever been able to detect.
> I guess that doesn't surprise me.
>
> At first I thought she was a joke. Literally a man pretending to be an ex
> lesbian pretending to be a religious, homophobic nut. Someone who is in
fact
> making fun of the religious homophobes. But I haven't been in this group
for
> much time at all and I'm getting the idea that she is for real. I have a
> friend who's mother tells her all the time that she is going to go to hell
> but then turns around and says "Would you like to go out for lunch?" as if
> her daughter going to hell isn't her concern. Nutty with a capital T. Yet
> functional in this society. I 'spose its possible.
Well, if it is satire, then it's the longest running satire I've ever seen.
Somebody correct me if I'm wrong,
but didn't normie show up here about three years ago for his first
appearance?
Jim Doemer
"John Wilkinson" <john...@home.com> wrote in message
news:tinnjtclfou4upl7m...@4ax.com...
Could very well be, but if it is parody, he is the most persistent cuss I've
ever seen!
John Wilkinson
<3SR_6.2314$ck5.2...@newsread2.prod.itd.earthlink.net>, "Jim Doemer"
<doe...@earthlink.net> wrote:
Well, "Norman" is an artist. Artists are supposed to be persistent. And
remember, his/her interlocutors are just as persistent and cussed as (s)he is,
so there's a definite symmetry here.
Anyone who come up the "diamond hymen" and ... what was the name of Norm's camp?
. . . has just got to be pulling your leg.
L. Michael Roberts
>
> "sourball" <sour...@tart.com> wrote in message
> news:B7614041.1F2B0%sour...@tart.com...
> >
> > > From: "Jim Doemer" <doe...@earthlink.net>
> > > Subject: Re: It's Homosexual SHAME Month Again!
> > >>> From: Cur...@Sieber.com (curtsybear)
<snip>
> > You mean that s/he/it has no shame?
>
> Not an ounce that I've ever been able to detect.
>
> > I guess that doesn't surprise me.
> >
> > At first I thought she was a joke. Literally a man pretending to be an ex
> > lesbian pretending to be a religious, homophobic nut. Someone who is in
> fact
> > making fun of the religious homophobes. But I haven't been in this group
> for
> > much time at all and I'm getting the idea that she is for real. I have a
> > friend who's mother tells her all the time that she is going to go to hell
> > but then turns around and says "Would you like to go out for lunch?" as if
> > her daughter going to hell isn't her concern. Nutty with a capital T. Yet
> > functional in this society. I 'spose its possible.
>
> Well, if it is satire, then it's the longest running satire I've ever seen.
> Somebody correct me if I'm wrong,
> but didn't normie show up here about three years ago for his first
> appearance?
If memory serves... it was 18 to 24 months back when normie first
showed up. Yes... definitely the best and longest running satire in
APH.