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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

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Diogenes

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Jan 7, 2010, 5:12:11 PM1/7/10
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The seven dwarfs always left to go work in the mine early each
morning.

As always, Snow White stayed home doing her domestic chores.

As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to
the mine.

One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there
had been a terrible cave-in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping
against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.

'Hello...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'

For a long while, there was no answer.

Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello!

Is anyone down there?'

Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice
from deep within the mine, singing;

'Vote for GAY MARRIAGE, vote for GAY MARRIAGE....'

Snow White fell to her knees and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! at least
Dopey is still alive.

RamRod Sword of Baal

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Jan 7, 2010, 8:50:22 PM1/7/10
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Thus showing that even Dopey know what is right and wrong.


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