On 6/24/2023 03:44, Checkmate <mode...@jelly.time> wrote:
> When you hire a bunch of ruthless mercenaries to fight a war against Ukraine
> for you, and they discover you're so weak and inept militarily, that they
> decide to stage a coup against your own regime instead... ooopsie!
>
> Color Xi Jinpig surprised as fuck at his new BFF. Personally the Wagner
> Group might be worse than Pootin'.
The Lukashenko family jet left Belarus headed toward Moscow, turned off
it's transponder, and popped up in a resort town on the Mediterranean
coast of Turkey.
Nobody knows or cares where Tucker is.
Trump is vacationing in Bedminster. He lacks competent lawyers who can
obtain a security clearance and will work pro bono.
Rhonda Sanctus was last seen bobbling his head, losing traction in the
polls and lacking in fund raising.
Steven Seagal is not getting the gigs and the IRS isn't looking kindly
at his financial activities. His last remaining pal, Wally Poutine, may
retract his special envoy to the United States "to help promote cultural
and humanitarian links" due to his lack of utility, legal problems and
travel restrictions.
Xi may see the opening of a tremendous opportunity. He's been looking
at reclaiming China's land which is currently under Russian rule. Stay
tuned.
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Grizzly H.