LATEST GLOBAL WARMING SCARE

[Neal Boortz]

You could become a hooker.

There .. you got that? Global warming could cause you to start charging
for tang. Never knew that, did you?

Well � apparently some brilliant Democrats in the House of
Representatives want the House to pass a resolution �recognizing� that
global warming is hurting women more than it is men and that, as a
result, some women could be driven to engage in �transactional sex.�
That means prostitution, in case you haven�t figured that out.

Did I say brilliant Democrats? Well � we all know there are not that
many brilliant Democrats in the House, so who do you think came up with
this gem? How about Barbara Lee? Not only is she a Democrat � but she�s
a Democrat from California, a particularly challenged species. Among
female California Democrats we have the likes of Maxine Waters, Barbara
Boxer and, of course, Nancy Pelosi. I don�t think any of these women
have to worry about this particular threat from global warming.